I had a sleep paralysis and something penetrated my anus.
>>17163607
I've been getting this odd feeling right before I masturbate each night... It feels like a ball of energy between my ass cheeks, like a ghost is spreading them with two fingers or something. It's causing me to question my sexuality, but the odd part is that I don't like it and I always fap to really straight porn.
>>17163622
You need to call an exterminator OP
>>17163607
maybe somebody is drugging you
>>17163622
>I always fap to really straight porn
>REALLY straight porn
>Anusilis Faggotius
>>17163622
so you're completely sure its a ghost trying to be an anal invader and not a poop?
>mfw
>>17163666
BEGONE SATAN.
haunted poo
>>17163607
I am sorry. I was trying not to wake you.
>>17163607
I've had the same. I was dreaming and I thought "Wait I've been here before. Exactly like this" and all of the sudden I turned into a baby and a demon stuck his finger up my ass and I woke up crying.
>>17166034
NOT PARANORMAL
seriously tilted now
>>17166064
uh, what?
There was a post about a month ago from an anon that claimed to have a haunted pooper. Anon said it would speak to him/her; say odd names and sometimes the names of other people around him/her.
/x/ in a nutshell
>>17163607
It happen to me to Anon, that's what I get for inviting a succubus into my house
It's sort of funny now that I look back on it.
>>17163607
Sounds like you're getting some astral BBC from the popobawa
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa
i love that feeling. Except I dreamt snakes were all over my room and I laid in bed and one slithered up my butt. Then I woke up and that feeling was still there. No poop.
>>17166152
dear god
Are you afraid Op kun?
