Are you prepared for "The Event"?
SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY GODDAMN
Oh yeah, new habbening. GREAT.
So OP, what's the Event?
am now
>>17163426
Uh yeah sure
we talking 1 bucket of colonel for 50 cents or are we talking full black friday up in here?
>>17163488
OP is going to deliver in 2016.
Yes, the shift is already happening. I've felt it since last year...
>>17163474
>>17163426
the event is already over. ur mum just left.
In November of this year
EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE
>>17163501
Long live the YPG
>>17163426
Major climate chaos caused by large near earth object passing close by?
>>17163527
How do you know?
>>17163527
Fuck you and fuck November..
..fucking cunt, say its happening in an hour or something like that, not in 11 months..faget
Every time a duchebag comes here and spews shit about a happening..and it doesn't happen..never.
im going to crash this thread now.
hey illuminati
hanz here
why is it that the illuminati keep following me?
why did i see a woman become a child again?
why do buildings just disappear?
REMAIN INDOORS
No. What?
>>17164289
> jet fuel don't melt indoors
what event? fuck is this?
>>17164331
Awww yiiiis..I got me sum indoors right here.
>>17164331
That gif made me lol in public. Thanks, anon.
is there an actually thread on /pol/ ?
>>17163501
isnt that tomorrow?
>>17164495
Any time bruh. ;)
>>17164362
Hey kids wanna buy some indoors?
>>17163501
With up high and airless its a plane.
>>17163426
Is that before or after "the ascension", "the awakening", "the reckoning" and "the happening" ?
>mfw people still buy into this whole big global prophesied event bullshit that never ever goes anywhere
Maybe instead of being miserable and begging for the end of the world or Jesus to come and carry you to heaven you should try actually making something of your life.
>>17164644
Yes cos is getting cold, innit.
>>17163426
so how does one avoid being a victim? i am planning on getting tons of rations and some guns but it might be useless
and nothing happens again
>>17165681
isnt it supposed to happen at the 4?
>>17165074
Meet me over at /b/ and bring forty keks,got it?
>>17163426
how would you describe this event?
>>17166134
the catering was shit
Just move to greenland/new zealand breh
>>17163501
well shit, that is coming in less than 24h in my time zone, if this isn't another bullshit.
>>17163426
Shill or feeble-minded influenced by shills.
The consciousness has already taken the train of elevation.
is the event my birthday?
>>17164653
Planes fly in vacuum, dope shit m8
>>17166722
Those places are events within themselves...
Holy shit OP it's happening right now!!!!
What's happening ? Someone explain
>>17167104
FUCK MAN WHATS HAPPENING???
>>17167111
FUCK IDK
BITCH LETS CUDDLE IM SVARED
>>17163426
I believe in the OP.
>>17163426
more infos pls...
>>17163501
i can't even read that
>>17163501
So the only thing that doesn't check out is
J40528 - he said put in a space in the right place. Just one. I'm not familiar with j4 0528 being common for January 4th @ 5:28
What "airless room" means
And what "at reception" means.
Wasnt there a post about WHO releasing a dealdy airborne disease this year? Dk if its legiy but apparently some countries are targeted and some are safe :/
>>17166914
when /r9k/ goes to other boards
>>17163426
this rp
>>17164644
i took a break from 4chan for two months or so and suddenly this
what is this exactly?
hold me someone
I need comfort
I'm very scared I do not want to die
The OP never said that the event was near.
He just said 'Are you ready' for the event.
>>17163426
Not yet. Still edging.
>>17167978
The only thing that'll die is your sanity
Is this that Jan 4th shit? Because it's not habbening. If something was habbening, I'm sure you'd hear it somewhere other than /x/ first.
My niggas how you do this fine evening, I came into this late just wanted to know what exactly is happening?
Kill that man before he mass murders people
Not ready
I don't care about John Cena at all.
https://youtu.be/4jJ203Q-lyk
>>17167969
its ur mom #rekt
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>>17168894
fuck off you nancy
related?
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/31/munich-police-warn-of-planned-terrorist-attack-ask-revelers-to-avoid-crowds-trains.html?__source=yahoonews&par=yahoonews
>>17168894
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Jeff is that you?
Sophie says she did the thing
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"Fair well"
>>17169143
WTF? next hint ?
>>17168894
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Prepped n ready, i just hope it happens cause i doo hate it when i get all excite over a ruse
>>17169143
Will you guys sort out that deciever, alot of us wasted alot of time and would like to be up to speed,
>>17164644
indoors its safe, when hes around
>>17164644
close
>>17167992
that is a good trigger warning.
>>17163527
The new currency bitcoin? On the rothchilds magazine?
Tell me is it really just a coincidence we used the phoenix? or is it synchronicity?
>>17168894
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The cicada project was to recruit people that are exceptional in cryptography to code bitcoin utility and itself.
>>17163426
Much cryptic.
>>17163501
Only a few hours.
Ahh, shit.
I wish, but assume today will be just another day to be forgotten.
>>17163527
SEPTEMBER 2015
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>>17163426
>Are you prepared for "The Event"?
Why are these threads NEVER VAGUE OR EDGY ENOUGH?
>>17163527
>Novemeber
What? no, it will be March. March 19 will have a celestial event that matches Bible description.
I bet you are talking about the election results, aren't you? We all know that Trump is going to win, big deal.
>>17167969
Hes watching you now.
>>17167508
Look at the pic with his name. It shows "J405. 28 rue des Saints-Peres" - the hint was to identify him. Nothing more. Beyond that you'll have to find in the poem.
>>17163426
Is it the coming civil war we were told is going to happen? If so, I think that militia in Oregon will be the ones kickstarting that...
I hope something catastrophic happens that sends the whole world into chaos. I hope it destroys the government and chain of command. That way I can kill every motherfucker I see without regard and bathe in their blood. I look forward and hope for it. I can't wait to I can kill each and every one of you as the bombs, earth quakes, apocalypse ect, happens. Every day I wake up and have to be a normal functioning member of society is a day wasted. Bring on Armageddon!
But that shits not going to ever happen. It never has and never will, so quit being a pussy and grow the fuck up.
>>17171029
You already killed me with that edge
