Zzziing! Zzziing!
Hello, earthlings. This may be hard for you to understand, but I am an alian. I come from the planet Kepler 33B-C2, or "Estropel", how we call it. I am an Estropian. I come in peace, please do not put your weapons against me, please do not panic.
Zzziing! Zzziing!
show us your donger
You may have better technology... You may be more powerful... But, my question is... do you have better memes?
>>17163396
greeting extraterrestrial life form
how is your species doing? what brings you to earth?
>>17163396
Show me your tits
Timestamp your hand and your spaceship
>>17163396
gtfo ugly ass nigga u be lookin like a house rat lmao baka
Excuse me Mr. Alien, i would really enjoy the sight of your genitals.
Ayy Lmao
>>17163396
Fuck off spacenigger
>>17163396
what technology do you bring to share with us?
Did you violate the laws of relativity to reach us? If so, which ones and how?
>>17163396
Unless you gonna post blue prints of a infinite energy generator, you can fuck right off, from where you came from.
>>17165461
>>17165652
http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-figured-everything-would-run-some-kind-cube-51834 they're just mocking us now
>>17165665
Onion news is a fake newspaper. Only morons actually believe them.
Do you have a name?
>>17163396
>>17163396
so saturday nights you come on here and role play?? lol what a loser... gtfo
>>17163396
Greetings! We are happy to speak with you. This is a communications device. Please speak directly into it.
>>17166373
Mr Saturn.
