This might be a strange question, but I really need your advice.
So, one of my goals for 2016 is to have new sexual experiences. I've been with a lot of women from various ethnicities. Therefore having sex with a completely new species seems like a great idea. Reading a lot about Skinwalkers on this board I thought maybe this is the way to go.
Can you tell me how I can know that the Skinwalker is a female? I'm not into gay shit. And do you think I can seduce her to have sex with me, or do I need to catch one and force her to have sex with me? This also brings up the question whether it's an offence to rape a Skinwalker.
How do I seduce a female Skinwalker or catch one?
I really need your advice.
>>17158392
You should have made that the goal for 2015 - then you would have already failed it.
>>17158392
You sound like a virgin.
>>17158396
/thread
You'll know it's a female when it has a high pitched scream when it rips you in half
>>17158392
To ask if the skinwalker is male or female is only to look at the body he or she is wearing.
>>17158392
I am laughing so hard right now. This has to be bait.
>>17158392
>I'm not into gay shit
>Wants to fuck a paranormal creature
go back to /v/ faggot
>>17158392
I'm pretty sure a dog, horse, or hog would be a better target for interspecies sex.
>>17158392
How was your dating experiences with Asian women? And their personalities?
>>17158392
Well OP humans, or most humans are innately bisexual. Maybe you should try some same sex experimenting. I have a lot a guy friends who tried it and liked it.
Skin walkers are not real. Bigfoot is not real. Take your meds and suck a dick OP, I think you'll be surprised.
>>17158392
this is the best batshit stupis idea ive ever heard lately. this is a bad idea on so many levels that it is amazingly entertaining to think of someone trying it :3. im not even mad. im impressed.
by skinwalker you mean a freakin' Flesh Gait right? ( something walking around wearing someone elses skin and flesh to blend in as human ). okay. lets think about for a second.
this is someone or some thing that has decided to kill the person whose appearance and identity they are then posing as and is literally wearing their carcass as a hollowed out flesh suit. even if a one time thing done out of desperation to possibly get away from something more frightening they have already done the unthinkable once and may do so again. also they tend to try and lure people back to help the rest of their kind get these skin suits from unsuspecting people.
now lets assume theyre real and youre actually going to go throughwith this. heres some advice and food for thought.
- dont ever go camping with her, especially if there are particular camp sites shes really pushing for. its a trap. its an obvious one.
- understand you dont really know what they look like underneath and for all you know she might have razor sharp teeth behind her stolen groin area. i mean its unlikely but they do look different enough from us to not be able to blend in.
- dont let them know too early on how much you know or that youre on to them. this could easily spoook them enough to cause a fight or flight reaction. they have shit to hide and most people would kill them out of principle upon discovery. none of these creatures are dumb enough not to know that. drop subtle hints you know what they are or that youd really like to meet someone some day who isnt human some day " to know them " or whatever. they need to trust you or else for this to work.
- if that last part works ask about their possible vagina teeth or if theres anything to worryabout or keep in mind for having sex with them.
>>17160897
Vagina teeth? Sheesh.
>>17160897
cont'd
- if taking her out to dinner or ordering out / cooking for her their preferred diet tends to be rare meat. so steak houses and stuff are good but they will look at you blanky if you try to serve them vegetarian stuff or even anything carbolicious ( like donuts, chocolate, candy, etc. ). if going for burgers or something they will probably just eat the patty on its own and leave eventhe bun uneaten.
- dont ask for a blowjob. againthey seem very much to enjoy some fresh and bloody meat in their belly.
- be careful
>>17158392
Shapeshifters do not have gender firstly
>>17160897
>>17160936
If you are referring to a Fleshgait, I would follow this anon's advice
>>17160810
I like you more and more every post. Maybe one day we'll meet.
>>17160897
A literal reply. lol
>>17160897
10\10
>>17161390
literally aids dna in those things
Z/Y chromeasomes not XY or XX
they are literally aids
>this thread
Just make sure you wear a full body condom
Made of steel
Good luck finding one. The harder to find the easier to get aids.
>>17160810
Get rammed and banned
Yo stop right here
We are speaking of three different things!
One that gets somebodys identify
One that is human and can turn into animal
Or spirit that posses its prey body
Which one you want to spank?
>>17158392
Just stick your dick out there.
Riiiiight out into the woods.
Something will come by and grab it eventually, trust me.
I want to have a threesome with a grizzly bear and a skinwalker.
look into the lore of it, maybe u can bait one, id do research before setting out on a... whatever the fuck ur doing,,;
inb4 Anon abducts and rapes a woman because he believes in silly fairytales.
>>17160897
This is suddenly sounding pretty romantic.
>>17158392
They're not a "completely new species" you moron, they're human shapeshifters/sorcerers.
http://www.navajolegends.org/navajo-skinwalker-legend/
>>17160810
>Skin walkers are not real
neither is bisexuality
>>17158392
>>17160897
>>17160936
>OP meets with cutie tomboy
>She loves meat and camping
>They get close, something starting
>OP not sure if girl is really skinwalker, brings her to steak house
>Girl eats all the meet, prefers rawer delicacies, leaves vegetables
>Yep, definitaly Skidwalker
>She asks OP to come camping with her
>I'm sorry, but I'll never go camping with you. I know it's a trap
>Go out drinking, spend a nice evening together
>Girl offers a blowjob
>Sorry, but I don't want my meat to end up in your belly, says OP with a wink
>OP starts talking about how he wants to experience interspecies sex, winks at cutie
>Girl confused
>Oh don't worry, I don't want to kill you. Others might, but I don't
>By the way, do you have teeth in your vagina? I know you stole it, don't worry
>Girl kicks OP in the nuts and runs off
>Next day, new thread on /x/
>I think I almost had sex with a crazy, virgin serialkiller
That's why you don't take advice from /x/
>>17161427
So, a knight's armor? Maybe in medievil times fucking skinwalkers was an every day thing, using plate armor in wars was a secondary function.
Put finger in butt first, see if you enjoy it. The invite the probe bringers
>>17162659
Why not just hotdog dildo it?
If it's a skinwalker with vagina dentata it would just eat the thing and then you'd know.
You get to keep your dick and the beasty gets fed.
Win-win for both of you.
>>17161749
I actually really want to fuck a grizzly bear, but not a skinwalker.
/x/ Dating Tips: The Thread.
>>17162984
>Always go to a steak house on the first date.
>Never date a girl who doesn't eat her vegetables, unless you are into kinky interspecies sex.
>Never agree to a blowjob from a skinwalker.
>Never go camping on the first five dates, unless you are absolutely sure she is at least half human.
>Politely ask a girl about her vagina dentata before sex.
Can I get more?
>>17163306
you can test with a hot dog instead if you are too nervous to ask about her vagina teeth
Someone post the related greentext where the guy fucks the skinwalker.
I believe its "anon gets laid in a cabin" or some shit
>>17163516
Is that it? I have so many questions
>>17163563
I'm not the anon from the story, but yea that's the story of the guy sleeping w/ w.e. that was.
>>17163516
If that dog didn't hate skinwalkers it could have licked that guys ass while he was banging the skinwalker.
How do I tell if my left hand is male or female? I don't and to do Nythibg gay.
>>17162659
10/10
>>17158392
"gay shit" wouldn't be a "new sexual experience" for you, faggot?
>>17160714
Dolphins, too.
>>17160714
>>17164882
Don't forget blacks.
I slept with several skinwalkers OP, want my advice? If the skinwalkers are from Romania, you can get them pretty cheap, 30 for a BJ ca.
Does anyone want to have sex with the Loch Ness Monster besides me?
Great bait m8
>>17164931
how do you fuck a Loch Ness monster?
>>17165048
on the back of a dolphin shouting " My Legacy is Securrrrred! " XD
>>17165048
In the pussy.
>>17165048
You pay it about tree fiddy
>>17165098
>mfw nessy pussy so sticky gewd
>skinwalker
>Literally just an indian in a fur coat
>>17165148
unf
>>17158392
You must be clinically retarded or something...
>>17162659
Underrated post
>>17162659
I hate this so much
>>17158392
10/10 KEK, loved it! Nailed it, perfect for those Tulpa girl litlee baby babeee lovers that like spoopy spoopy spoops on internet in late night and will die virgin waiting for McDonalld Deamon in shadows of the scary haunted forrest.
+1 from me anon.
>>17162659
kek 10/10
>>17165061
>>17165098
>>17165115
Underrated posts
>>17165620
Can you make your Tulpa like a Skinwalker? Or it can only take the form of existing things?
>>17160897
Your ignorance and assumption about my kind astounding.
>>17162661
now we know where armor comes from
sex, uh, sex will find a way
>>17158392
OP , I hope your not serious , you'll get your whole pelvis bit off.
