armageddon thread [REAL]
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OK reptos or they boss or worse owns the planet
what do you do to survive (THIS IS REAL SHIT NOT THEORY BUG OUT BAG SHIT)
My theory:
Ditch the matress. get a gun.
Repto vietnam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC9ZgMr4WVA
What else? proof? share data and guides!
thread sliding is real, my posts from today:
>>17157959 [demon vids]
>>17158094 and next 7 msgs [matresses=matrices=matrixes]
Okay, I'll ditch the mattress, well, except for this mattress...
second pic from sri lanka
shit is 100% abandoned now and 100% jungle
fuck sri lianka too
>>17158254
All pictures should have a dinosaur skull on the lower left for no reason...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFJ2X_lq0P4
>guy discovers tunnel
>guy finds people living underground
>trams, trains, railways
>they look like people but they still have TAILS
>!!!!?????
>halfbreeds and clone wars.... R u ready? get thermal vision!
>>17158258
might have to click to see
got my bob ready.
includes camouflage clothing, waterfilter and stab proof vest
will also buy more for a possible gf if i get one
>>17158286
hah, im sure u will
gl bro
>>17158251
http://dailycaller.com/2015/05/19/mattress-girl-carries-her-mattress-to-graduation-video/
Matress girl carries her matress to graduation
>>17158311
Nothing like embracing a meme as your only notable achievement in life...
>>17158353
are you ready for flying half breed apes?
3 man (3 fingers 3 toes) lives!
666 bumps
heelo?
one more vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76iQqvxI-l8
3 MAN still lives ! (3 toes 3 fingers)
someone noticed the 3 toes? >>17158242
this is a resistance roachcast, there might not be another. save these links.
>>17158508
bump this thread
you are the resistance
is anyone out there?
the search for intelligent life continues
>[REAL]
Thanks OP, now I know I can take you seriously
But I have a memory foam mattress, what do the reptilians have to say about that?
>>17158484
Is the Apocalypse happening?!
>>17158275
dont need to klick it to see your retardation
>>17158532
how should i know?
i think the name "memory foam" is a hint desu
>>17158547
hahaha you are so funny shillman
Reptilians are pretty cute, do you think I could get a reptilian gf?
>>17158561
they are literally AIDS/hiv
a walking 7' germ (gyrm?)
would u want to fuck that :/
>>17158575
some sort of ancient evil
a million year old highly evolved killing machine
>description of bacteria
>a million year old highly evolved killing machine, resistant to almost everything, much fight, such warrior, wow.
good night every 1
>>17158242
Wonder what's inside
>>17158580
its literally a mosquito bite/mosquito man
wow so scary
pussies
ARMAGEDDON WHEN?
>>17158575
Hell yeah I would, look at that qt
>>17158575
>Gyrm
You mean the degenerate sub-human filth who were exiled to the underworld, much to their misery and ire, but which the rulers of the land considered an act of mercy, the only alternative being a sure death
From Dark Souls 2
ffs
>>17158657
Holy shit
It all makes sense now
>>17158597
yep
>>17158665
it does. they want your DNA
what do mosquitos want? blood
they are getting prettier >>17158508
how do you escape god? you take over the planet, jump in a tape worm, and swim out her butthole when she dies, now you are in the 2nd dimension. make a mosquito (dragonfly) and do it again.
too deep in the masonic logic for yall probably tho.
>>17158671
>they want your DNA
They can have it, I just want then to suck it out of me, if you catch my drift.
>>17158657
too sleepy
but compare frylock (dreadlocks) pic to hindu goddess, predator, and aztec dietys. huge skull, dreadlocks/cloth dreads, blue skin...
dats a breadator man
ol god got a yeasto infection
da breadator
also check da pics battlefield earth, avatar, aladdin etc.
>blue skin, dreadlocks, snake eyes/yellow eyes
whats our plan men
>>17158713
smurfs
halp
This is a really good thread OP
>>17158683
That's terribly selfish of you, considering how much semen you've put directly into the trash
>>17158737
I cum in the toilet, thanks.
>>17158713
You reap what you sow so learn how to sew your own clothes cholo
