Midnight in the Desert with Girl Noory
Thu Dec 31 – New Year’s Predictions Show
Open lines and Amy’s last night reading the news.
Listening links:
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http://live.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/darkmatter.aac
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What is the caller v. wormhole ratio going to be tonight?
listening to The King Noory on this link.
http://koanewsradio.iheart.com/main.html
>>17155984
1:1000
LGTSS
Happy New Year /MITD/
I HATE fireworks! Happy new year though guys<3
Happy new year from /jp/
No way is she gonna possibly gonna write all these predictions down for 3 hours
>>17156098
Thanks
Happy New Year from Aurora CO
>>17156102
She'll just copy and paste from the wormhole.
She said she's going to read these predictions on air one year from now.
>>17156102
Someone should call and say the affair between Art and Heather will be revealed, Art will get a divorce and his ex-wife and daughter will return to the phillipines and Art will marry Heather.
See if she writes that down.
Don't forget that Amyfu was laid off last night. Tonight's news is a repeat and then that's it.
>>17156102
sounds like she has autism,she just might.
ARCTIC CHAGGA!!!!!!!!
>>17156115
LOL please someone do this
>>17156115
I vote for this
>>17156117
wait... what? how and why?
>>17156123
cause she was fucking terrible.
I bet she is giving Art a handjob as she is doing this show.
>>17156123
she ran out of batteries to power her robotic body
>>17156123
She was also the liaison between MITD and the radio affiliates and now that there are no more affiliates she is no longer needed.
***
All the callers so far have kissed Heather and Art's ass. No actual predictions.
>>17156123
Keith can't afford to keep paying her now that Art has destroyed the network.
>>17156117
Why'd you remind me:(
this show is a huge pile of garbage already
Here we go. Another ineffectual suck up
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
There's no way these calls are unscreened.
>>17156088
happy new years princess
>>17156141
I wish you may, I wish you might, die pain-free in your sleep tonight.
Ok in all seriousness....this is awful. I am about to jump to C2C.
Someone good better get a call in soon.
>>17156143
They are absolutely screened.
>>17156130
That was my hunch, but knowing this whole DMDN crew I was wondering if some "super omg" drama was involved.
Thank god, because she was pretty awful.
>>17156143
I don't know about right now, but there were never any call screeners when I called in.
My number is blocked now, so I can't call in.
>>17156153
Jesus this is terrible. They can't even follow their script.
>>17156125
>>17156128
>>17156159
Fuck off back to ballgag.
>That last guy trying to be spooky
Lol.
>>17156112
Well that's very optimistic of her unless she's talking about a hand mic in a shopping center parking lot.
I predict the ghost mouse that tried to kill Art will return to finish the job. His master will be revealed as the crazed outdoor ghost guy.
>>17156161
Talkatone app motherfucker
>>17156153
>>17156143
who the fuck is screening them?
>>17156169
This callerid spoofers are easy to get.
Heather "The calls need screened & AB'S Balls need cleaned" Wade
>>17156128
Omo..
>>17156145
<3
>>17156175
Heather "I bet you can predict where I'll put Art's dick" Wade
>>17156170
Possibly Keith, a friend of mine tried to call in a week or so back, a guy picked up and asked what they were going to talk about on the air. Skype isn't screened though.
>3 hours of ass kissing yet again
im 2 minutes away from dropping this shit
>>17156174
>>17156169
Sorry, I have never needed or thought about bypassing having my number blocked.
>>17156182
Maybe Art put the stalker to work and he's screening the calls.
>>17156185
You obviously have no bros that need to be pranked.
>>17156184
Yeah, this shit is beyond bad.
Amy Martin just announced that she's going to start a live weeknight show next year.
>>17156197
sauce
>>17156197
By next year I hope you mean this year.
>>17156201
Her Twitter, you Dingus! Are you fucking helpless?
>>>17156210
big black dingus
>>17156204
No. She said for next year. 2016.
>>17156212
Its 2016 silly!
She's doling out the landline more than skype so she can get the calls screened. sucks because skype DOES sound way better
>Amy
<3
The repeat news Keith chose for the final broadcast was from the night she was suffering congestion. What the fuck, Keith? Why would you do that?
Heather "Only my friends and Family listen and the callers get paid for ass kissin'" Wade
>>17156229
the news about the hotel was from today though
>>17156233
She said that tonight was going to be a replay. She lied to us.
Does Loomin Photon Therapy sooth butthurt?
>>17156236
What if she's staying afterall...
>>17156238
lol
>>17156238
They need a shitload around here.
AHHA!!!!
Wonder what the delay time is? I bet 5-7 seconds.
>>17156255
what happened i was muted
>>17156236
>>17156241
Tonight is her last night
Who's going to switch over to hear a professional new years prediction show in 27 minutes?
>>17156273
Oh :(
Holy shit this dude.
>>17156271
Heather announced they are on delay.
That means no troll callers.
>>17156282
lol
>>17156274
I already have. He has an exorcists on now.
>>17156290
To her yes it does.
>>17156292
You're listening to last night's show.
Bigfoot is a time traveler guys, hillbilly redneck proves it with his rambling about the fourth dimension.
is there any way i can listen? im in australia.
>>17156300
Its true too, he did the math.
>>17156300
that would be a cool movie though
heather ur done in 2016. very soon. thats my prediction.
>>17156297
I know. Its still better than Heather.
>tarot cards
this guy is /x/
>>17156312
Wolfman is from #dmtalk
>>17156302
>17156009
>>17156274
>>17156292
Fart Bell starts a new show in order to hurt Coast and just ends up sending listeners back to King Noory in droves. How ironic.
>Heather thinks tarot is definitive and not differing by the type of deck
RETARD.
>>17156307
>>17156310
Is the janny a friend of heather or something? seems silly to delete posts saying they don't like her
Art would have hung up on this Tarot guy already.
>>17156302
You should be able to listen from anywhere
http://live.darkmatterradio.net:8303/stream
>>17156314
That faggot again? They must have him on speed dial.
>>17156325
He calls her just about every night.
>>17156323
thank you m8
>wolfman
this canadian cuck is horrible
lol, richard listening? yeah right
>Shoutout to Amy
>Shoutout to Heather
This guy grinds my gears.
Ballgag is having a gay little party in their ufoship chat and not listening to Heather.
>all these delusional people thinking this show is going to last
>>17156336
we are?
I wasn't invited.
>wolfman
now furries are shitting up the lines
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>17156339
Heather is getting better with each show. Hoaxland on the other hand is getting more deranged with each show. He won't even be on in two months. His only fans are teenagers on 4chan that can't afford a sub and there fore are useless to him
It's 2016 in the central time zone
huzzah
>>17156348
hello ballgag
>>17156348
hi heather
>>17156348
>spraying gold paint on a dog turd
>better
Guys, it's looking better!
>>17156348
She needs some rape. Then she will improve.
Holy shit the autists are really calling in tonight lmao.
killer cicadas coming now fa ms
ass burgers...no shit
who wolfman
>chinese junk
heather is probably offended now
chinks btfo
Scanning the thread and listening to King Noory.At least he shows up for work
and hasn't stuck his producer in the host seat yet.
what a condescending bitch
Another BellGab poster. WHAT A SURPRISE.
>>17156381
12 inches
uncut
>>17156384
What happened? I switched over to Noory which is something that I haven't done in years
>>17156390
Egyptian
>>17156397
Noory is Lebanese.
>>17156348
>Heather is getting better with each show.
Yeah let's just ignore how DMDN is getting worse with each show and will eventually shutdown due to people jumping ship
>Hoaxland on the other hand is getting more deranged with each show.
>Hoaxland
Hoaglands show is about the truth, not some paranormal BS. Facts only come out of that show.
>beta bitch calling out hoagland
>saying its a joke these days
the cognitive dissonance from these niggers is astounding
noone cares aboot your fookin cat heather
>Cats and dogs will be speaking in English tongues
Jesus. I should call in and predict Im going to meet Areum and convince her to move to America and live with me because thats as likely to happen as any of this crap is. Whats wrong with these people?
>>17156407
Jelly that cats don't talk.
>>17156411
>Whats wrong with these people?
autism
I have had every paranormal experience including baby chicks and cats.
>>17156400
its already meme'd and his father was part Egyptian and it sounds better.
>>17156387
Then call the fuck in /x/.
She isn't screening calls, it's just people are motivated to call in from bellgab.
Don't post anything racist. Thanks.
>>17156413
Seriously. I mean..I think Im pretty autistic too but damn.
This is the best paranormal show I've ever heard.
This is some cringe tier shite
>I'm Madonna's biggest fan
>Never seen her in concert
this guy is insane
>heather encouraging an autist to stalk madonna
>>17156429
Fuck off nigger.
TONIGHT'S SHOW
New Years' Predictions for 2016
Thursday - December 31, 2015
New Years' Predictions for 2016
George Noory hosts the long-standing Coast to Coast AM tradition of reading listener predictions made last year, and recording new predictions for 2016, along with surprise guests throughout the night.
First Hour: Professor of History, William R. Forstchen, discusses a report that a massive solar storm will hit Earth this New Year's Eve.
God dammit coyote already caught the road runner fucking years ago.
Roadrunner=Art
Coyote=Stalker
Lots of blacks shooting off their guns.
>>17156457
In your mom
kinda like how Heather just laughs at her crazy callers
is she literally writing?
its the current year and we have computahs
>>17156474
Does it really matter? She won't be on the air long enough for any of this to matter.
I don't like how she answers the phone and puts people on hold tbqhl.
i thought amy was fired
Reply to this post and you will finally get a girlfriend to ring in the new year.*
*Girlfriend will be non-white
>>17156482
>nonwhite
qt jap/korean or latina are the only acceptable ones
>Sparkle Muffin
Cute.
>Adopting Sparkle Muffin spiders with Amy
>>17156482
i'll take one...as long as she's not black
>Spider named Skeletaurus
OH SHI
>>17155957
op if you are here, thank you for making these threads happy new year.
An hour and twenty minutes left. When is Art going to cal in?
ol yeb will commit sudoku via sharpened guac bowl impalement
Someone please call in and say you predict Donald Trump being elected and making anime real or some shit
When is Hoagie on? I already came to Heather's voice, I can't get it up again.
>>17156506
You seriously think he's listening to this shit?
>>17156509
>I already came to Heather's voice
ew
>bruce the oldfag from the 40s
I can't handle all this autism senpai
Lol these people are fucking nuts. Why am I here?
Hoaxland is off tonight. As per usual for your hero. He can barely do his show.
>>17156523
Oh no, he took New Years Eve off. The horror!
id rather listen to this guy laugh the whole show
>>17156522
who's this semen demon
I can't stand this anymore. I think I'm gonna kill myself via ARCTIC CHAGA.
>>17156522
your waifu is partially insane and partially retarded so hush
>>17156529
She doesnt know what that is.
>>17156534
...
The electromagnetic field is breaking down.
>>17156542
It's happening.
>I dont know that theres a pure thought in me
LEWD
BASED LMAOOOO
SHOTS FIRED SENPAI
Oh boy haha.
lmao jamal, the only prediction that will come true
what did i miss? i swapped computers
>>17156574
A prediction.
>>17156579
what did the /x/ caller say family
Heather's writing each caller down in a notebook.
>what's your name?
>Jamal
This was /x/. I can feel it.
>>17156581
Jamal predicted that the network would crash and burn because Heather sucks. And she got really butthurt and tried to be alpha.
>>17156589
thanks senpai
>>17156589
Yup, that's the only prediction that is absolutely guaranteed to come true this year.
>>17156605
>Not believing 30ft tall cicadas are going to roam the earth
>>17156574
Someone called and fired shots at girlnoory, it went something like this:
>Do you have a prediction?
Yeah, Dark Matter is going to crash because you suck.
>Sir do you have a show of your own?
No. No one would give me one
>Why do you think I suck?
Oh easy, because you mumble a lot and let crazy callers ramble for too long
>Ok. If you would like to host MITD just send Keith an email and we'll see how you sound on the air
>BTW what's your name?
Jamal
>>17156605
I can picture her packing her shit up and stumbling upon this list when she gets the boot.
>>17156589
happy new year from central time. damnit i just woke up and missed this kek kek
>>17156619
kek
Michelle finally called Heather.
this lady is gross
>>17156654
> Most of us over there are pretty loyal
Loyal. To a latenight talk show. These people need to be gassed.
>jaden and his cuck dad
lol fuck off heather this kid hates you
>>17156664
Get over here jayden and tell this chick she sounds cute for me.
I kind of dig her laugh. Is there a pic of her anywhere?
http://hauntedskeptic.com/haunted-skeptic-back-and-better-than-ever-in-the-new-year/
>it’s time to announce the launch of a NEW SHOW for this New Year! I’m currently looking at running it weeknights, 5 DAYS A WEEK from 8PM-11PM Central time
>I’ve been in talks with several networks who really want me to go with it, and do it live. My format in terms of a clock won’t be much different than Midnight in the Desert, and I’m looking at offering a subscription service as well, but with a few more interesting perks. I’ve experimented with a Patreon-based subscription system this afternoon that will make it easier for folks to alter their subscriptions whenever they like. Membership will start at $3 bucks a month and offer something similar to what users saw with MITD. That’s where this show departs and does something a bit different. Membership levels will allow listeners priority access to a private/priority show call-in line, have extra guest subscription memberships, exclusive daily content, and even have opportunities to co-host segments of the show!
>I could eventually see doing a live show with streaming video, and perhaps even produce a full separate 22 minute streaming news program a-la The Daily Show. These are really big milestones, but Periscope definitely isn’t out of the question.
>>17156672
That sounds like some goofy fucking shit.
This caller isn't a day younger than 65.
>>17156672
>>17156683
She doesn't want to compete with Heather so she will be on three hours earlier.
This guy is sober.
>>17156691
Which is so dumb, Heather won't even be on the air by then.
>>17156691
>from 8PM-11PM Central time
>>17156672
>sub to get priority call-ins
dropped
CALL IN AND SAY TRUMP WILL GET ELECT AND HE'LL MAKE ANIME REAL
>>17156697
Yes. Amy will be on from 8pm to 11pm Central time because Heather is on from 11pm to 2am Central time.
>>17156700
nooo thats meme magic
Heather is nearly as autistic as Art about this stupid shit that matters not.
This legit just makes me realize Im not as crazy as I think I am lmao.
Why no /x/ callers?
In one year I'll read these curled into the fetal position in my bathtub wishing I still had a show.
-t. Heather
>>17156719
she blocked us
>>17156719
im pretty sure jamal was one of us
You kek kek senpais are just jealous of Heather because she's friends with Art and he gave her his show and you still live in your parents basement.
spaghetti'd out the ass
LMAO
BASED
lol she gets so offended
you /x/ callers are fucking cringe worthy
>the only guys that call in from here are retarded and cant even speak correctly
embarrassing
way to go sambo
DID HE SCREAM HITLER
WAT TEH FUCK
JC would rather talk to Noory instead Heather.
Top kek.
>>17156736
jamal wasnt bad
>>17156736
> you /x/ callers are fucking cringe worthy
wadegab pls leave
>>17156742
Noory actually has listeners.
Amy's very last news report for MITD is coming up.
***
>>17156742
>JC would rather talk to Noory instead Heather.
I'm surprise that Heather would even acknowledge that on air. It also means that her listeners are listening to Noory instead as well.
I suck real bad.
>>17156745
not a wadegabber though
>>17156743
Keep telling yourself that. /x/ callers are the definition of cringe.
>>17156733
>>17156734
damn i missed it what happened?
>>17156755
Not the negro slave spiritual caller. He was pretty cool.
>>17156755
Jamal was good, there are a couple good ones.
A lot of people get way nervous and chimp out though.
>>17156742
Too great. Wow. Heather BTFO
You could hear her soul leave her body when she heard that.
Horny Whores has been posting nothing but movies from the 1990s the past couple days. Nothing new?
i heart amy
>>17156757
A caller calling himself "Sambo", called to agree with a previous caller calling himself "Jamal", that Heather sucked.
He sperged out after saying his name and he agreed with Jamal, literally couldn't say a word and just fumbled on the phone in a creep cringey way.
Bye Amy.
Amy...I love you <3 Dont go...
>>17156754
hello Art
>>17156755
ok heather. get over it. you fucking suck.
>>17156764
what is btfo?
Oh wow, Amy managed to do a final segment thanking her listeners. Art could learn something from her, that's how you end a show. You don't just vanish without a goodbye.
>>17156784
Amy wasn't shot by obama
>>17156783
Heather, please.
>>17156784
>>17156784
but amy is somewhat humble and art is senile
I like how Amy retweets every single asskisser.
>>17156783
i cant think of anything funny to make the letters. someone help
>>17156783
Heather/Art were blown out by JC, when he chose to call Noory instead of Heather.
>>17156696
Truth
>>17156799
Welcome to Twitter.
>>17156783
big tits flopping out
