Who else wants to find aliens just to beat the shit out of them and prove the superiority of the Human Species?
>>17146678
Hi lain.
And kinda, yes.
Lain was shit.
But yes, I do want to beat up some alleums.
>>17146678
I had a dream I was fighting aliems but they were very good at making me respawn. At the end I became their friends and we talked about universal secrets. It was the best decision I could have done because you learn that violence isn't the answer for anything superior but rather growth in unity.
>>17147205
Alien shill detected.
>>17147205
BO-RING
Unity is boring. This universe is mindless and we should make a good impression on everyone else.
But if aliens want to join our quest in kicking other aliens tentacles in, i would accept them. Maybe.
i just want to find a way to destroy the entire species; fist fighting is for pussies. sonic bacteriophage delivered via telepathy in the 4th dimension? maybe they have implants with self destruct sequences and we can do 8 queens on the recursive depth analysis to find the code sections that don't loop back somewhere. then it's "fuck your couch 6ever" snakey.
i just to pet one with my tongue :3
>>17147235
>pull out the tongue
>finger the prostate
>look really angry the whole time
is this image part of a series?
>>17147235
somewhere, a highly advanced species who can't understand the concept of sarcasm just read this thread and decided to cancel their little experiment.
>fucking thanks
>>17147321
Fuck. We need them to come so we can get their ship tech and fly to lay chaos and destruction in other planets.
>>17146678
Conquering alien species and incorporating them into my interstellar empire as full citizens, with all the rights and duties that entails, is my life goal.
Depends on what the aliens are like. If they're even more terrifying than humans, let's kill them. If they're alright blokes, hopefully they kill us because without reference to other intelligent species this planet seems like a shithole full of faggots so if other dudes in the universe are living cool then let's not spread the terminal AIDS that is religion, feminism, niggers, and various other garbage endemic to earth.
>>17147514
Jokes on you, they've already purged their society of obnoxious atheist libertarians and plan to assist us in doing so as well so we can finally take our place in the galactic community.
I hate the human species. I'd love to see us getting our own asses kicked.
I mean I'd settle for a chat over some tea so I can have some answers, actually.
>>17147527
>take our place in the galactic community
I WANT TO BELIEVE, BUT WE'RE CATTLE
>>17147527
>obnoxious atheist libertarians
If only they would purge those selfish assholes.
>>17146678
>tfw we will never shit all over alien laser shields with 70+ year old mosin nagants
>>17147475
>not destroying Xenos
No
I want to become friends with them so that maybe we can share knowledge
>implying I know anything
I don't really but maybe they'd like me for my winning personality ay?
Wait but what if aliens are all qt girls?
>prove the superiority
That's exactly why humanity is in the situation it's in, there is nothing to prove.
U humans will never evolve
>>17146678
What are you, a Romulan? You're a faggot.
>>17146678
Do you think I could get an alien gf?
>>17146678
in a fist fight?
>>17149012
no
>>17149181
no, but maybe an alien slave yes
>>17149191
In any kind of fight
>big eyed grey standing over your bed
>stares at you
>stare back
>jump up and pull out those big ugly eyes and shove them in his tiny slit mouth
tiny pale little shits
