I feel like I can't get spooped anymore.
Please help me get spooped
horror films do nothing for me, neither do creepypastas
Do massive and unsafe amounts of mushrooms/acid
You will "get the fear"
>>17126172
I'm pretty square and have no drug connections.
Can you bring me some?
>I feel like I can't get spooped anymore.
You're just such a total badass the world holds no more terrors for you.
>>17126183
>>17126183
the curse of modern living
there are no more dangers
I know a scary story so scary you can't even read it in english or it will kill you of scary.
Sen kalk, bir minik mikrofonunu getir
Bak jak burada diktafonuna tak
Kağıt kalem bir de ilham alınacak
Tam gaz choppers, havada düşman avına çıkalım
Akalım, haydi bu battle'ı kazanalım
Google will purposely not translate it right to protect you.
>>17126201
thank you for posting that
you have released me from my fleshy prison
>>17126201
>>17126205
woah, dude.
You need to actually feel fear. You're mature enough to know movies aren't real. Try leaving your phone at home and driving until you run out of gas.
>>17126227
That's not even scary- just annoying.
If OP really wants to get scared, fuck a woman raw and cum in her when she's fertile. Wait for the 'I'm late' call, and proceed to shit bricks.
>>17126165
Have you ever fished for meth near the border? It's a scary time dude trust me. Like in more than the "oh shit I might get killed way"
>Wait for the 'I'm late' call
Oh, gosh, those were the fucking worst.
Went through waaay too many of those.
Nothing ever came through of course because I would never cum inside.
Feels bitter-sweet, man.
>>17126165
Go to an abandoned church in the middle of nowhere at 3am with just a glowstick, THEN report back
>>17126165
That's just a heavily shopped Shakira pic lmao
me too, even vidya cant do it anymore for me, its like i got erectile disfunction for scary shit
>>17126165
I'd fuck it.
>>17126165
go in the woods at midnight.
>>17126165
Poor Shakira
>>17126165
swear off4chan forever and live your life as a normie
>>17126165
OP give Knifepoint Horror a try. A lot of the stories are probably the same as you find creepypasta but a fair number left me sleepless.
Go to a big city at night dressed as a faggot and try to score some dope. Don't take any money with you and ask for a test before you buy.
????
profit
>>17126233
I am at the local black hip hop club? I thought this was 4chan. Maybe you should go to the club before you spout that nonsense.
>>17126201
Haha turkce konusurum ben
>>17126201
What the fuck man! Spoiler that shit I'm too spooked to sleep and I have work in the morning
>>17126165
Have a cop tail you a mile.
>>17126165
Her breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains.
Shakira shakira.
>>17126172
Bro I've mixed lsd and shrooms... I saw monkeys n shit there was also a huge metalic bird with tounges on its neck, I also puked twice and took a shower for 30 mins
Don't do drugs alone kids
>>17126165
Bwahaha put the OP image through the Google rev image search and see what it thinks it is
>>17131198
hips dont lie
>>17126165
ayy, just sat through friday 13 and all elm streets. If anything I got off on the gore. years ago would be another story.
>>17131198
lol'd
>>17126165
Shakira ???
>>17132061
You have to watch them on magnetic VHS tapes or the curse won'twork
>>17132061
they're comedies tho...they're not even supposed to be scary.
>>17126165
who did that to shakiras face
>>17133053
lol
>>17126165
>>17129568
Brutal
Hear me out here, /x/; I have some shit I'd like to discuss. See, I'm 25; most of my childhood memories are dead by now. I believe most of you are in a similar situation.
I mean, perhaps they are buried somewhere, behind some still frames of porn or the smell of something I haven't eaten in ages or whatever; it amounts to basically the same. They say our brains fill the gaps (and there WILL be gaps), so there is no point in trusting anything. This is the first thing I wanna make clear: we don't know anything about any point in time other than now. We may think we do, we may really want to convince ourselves we do, but ultimately we don't.
So I'm talking connections here, at first. We don't exactly control our power of recollection (and let's keep in mind "recollection" says nothing whether shit's real or not); it's random. Maybe there is a pattern, but we've never really figured it out; and, second point: it doesn't matter. At least not for now, anyway.
So different shit triggers different shit in our minds. Let's forget about the, well, "tangible", aspect of it; the pseudo-empirical, shall we say. The would-be real. Fuck what our brains think is real. Let's be subjective.
And now maybe we're getting somewhere. Be honest with me /x/; first tell me: have you ever had a very vague, almost not-there-at-all, memory? Like something that feels like it happened, somewhere, somehow, but it's just too abstract to comprehend? I bet you have. And I bet it left you EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. They are weird. Like a smell that's not like a smell at all.
I've been studying programming these days. Still a total noob, I must add; but I've come up with this theory. Try to imagine what happens when you try to open a file with a software that wasn't made to open that kinda file; like, for instance, trying to open an image with a text editor. Even if you know very little about the way computers work (like I do), I know what just crossed your mind: (cont)
>>17136541
Strings upon strings of characters, without any semblance of meaning.
Here's my theory, gentlemen: we are ANTENNAE. We receive signal, and we TRY to decodify it. Everything we think we remember, we think we know, is just info floating somewhere in another dimension. Some are more intelligible; some we just cannot comprehend, and so they feel like glitches.
That's it. Call me crazy if you want, but that's what I believe.
>>17126165
>>17136679
what the hell, is that a monkey hybrid?
this one should work for you
>>17136549
Gnosis, is latin for remembering and knowledge.
What you are supposing is a very very old concept, and from personal experience (literally what you typed struck true 100% with me) you are absolutely correct.
>>17138947
>corpses and blood everywhere
>still want to eat blood soaked fries because amerifat
>>17138947
How can anyone be this fucking stupid to write something like this?
>>17139060
Exactly my thought
>>17138947
did that really happen
>>17139304
Yes
>>17136436
.....well I found that pretty scary.
>>17136436
Easily the best thing in this thread
>>17138947
>that's when I saw a small bomb
>>17138973
first of all, it's greek not latin.
second, it meant "inquiry", "knowledge" or "fame"... no mention of it ever meaning "remembering".
>>17129746
Local black hip hop club? I don't even know what words to use to insult you. The guy you replied to is right, that is true fear. Virgins such as yourself wouldn't understand so I forgive your indulgent post made w/o thought.
Out of everything i've seen in my life there's something about this image that sends shivers down my spine and makes my heart feel empty
>>17140538
It sends shivers down my cock shaft, personally.
>>17140538
> there's something about this image that sends shivers down my spine
follow the crowd faggot wanting way too hard to fit in detected
>>17140544
I've never been in /x/ really. I just saw that image in another thread.
Could you tell me all the fuzz behind this please?
>>17140583
no idea, i think its just one of those images that fly around 4chan for a while.
>>17140538
There's just something mysterious about his eyes.
>>17140587
Shit. I really don't understand why it's so scary, maybe its just uncanny valley
>>17139272
Because it's a joke you idiot
>>17126165
Then walk into a gaybar.
>>17137504
I could provide you a few links, but they're all in portuguese. That thing supposedly appeared out of nowhere in a village in countryside Brazil back in the 70's. There is no evidence except those photos, though.
>>17126165
self induce sleep paralysis
have fun :^)
Go watch monsters inc really hard. It may be your only hope. There is a message for you in there.
>>17142040
how do you self induce sleep paralysis?
>>17144450
Sleep paralysis is just the natural process that everyone, me and you, go through when going to sleep, the thing is that we are already "sleeping" during this. The thrill comes from staying awake but getting the brain to think we are sleeping by staying still.
>>17144499
i got that once was pretty fun
i had my eyes closed so i didnt see shit just felt someone breathing really hard on my face and i felt like i was moving away but at the same time staying in the same place
i kind of enjoyed it but im guessing i wouldnt if my eyes had been open
>>17140538
>>17126201
You get up , get a tiny microphone
Look jack plug here dictaphone
A pen and paper for inspiration
Full gas choppers , let's get to hunt the enemy in the air
Akali I , let this BattlEye I win
>>17126165
sounds like you're ready to pay attention to reality.
it's true that truth is stranger than fiction. it's also more terrifying. fiction bores the shit out of me personally, i think that comes with age.
>>17136436
horror for adults right there
the world is a scary place, don't worry about that.
it's just not as whimsical as children think.
>>17140538
It's called uncanny valley.
>>17131161
if that's all that happened, your trip didn't even start.
what you described is the first stage of an actual trip (~30-90mins). if you retained the ability to walk, talk, stand or recognize yourself as a human being, you have not tripped yet.
and yes, the difference is gigantic
>>17126172
the most intense fear ive felt in my life was on 4-aco-dmt and less intense on lsd
