Why are you here, anon?
>>17122956
Because I have nothing better to do right now and I needed a break from /k/
>>17122956
cool shit used to happen here all the time. it still happens here, its just less frequent.
I don't know.
>>17123015
This.
Even if all the projects that have gone on here have been complete bub it was fun to work with people on them.
Does anyone remember I'm Null?
High on cocoa beans. Don't otherwise know.
there's occasionally some good discussions of genuinely unsettling things.
>>17122961
woahh me too!
>>17122961
Boredom, the desire of desires
>>17125035
*for desires
Where am I supposed to be?
I'm pondering really hard every day.
>>17122956
sometimes the nope threads give me a huge adrenaline rush, especially when i first started coming here and reading at 4am alone
>>17122956
One time when I was browsing here around ~5am on a Sunday after staying up studying all night, I was reading a thread about skinwalkers getting inside your house or something, thinking how fucking scary it would be to be broken into, then suddenly I hear a huge crash downstairs and all the power goes off.
Turns in I got broken into and the thieves went straight for the circuit breaker because they thought I had security cameras. Scariest fucking coincidence to ever happen to me, I couldn't sleep well for a week.
I am waiting for a certain post.
We are here to serve the Jew you GOYIM!!!!
I'm a good goy with a bank account too.
People always care about why why why. Maybe I was just twiddling my diddly and ended up here
I'm trying to find a way to fuck a spooky ghostie without dying.
>>17125135
Summon a succubus then.
to inform people of the situation, be here in 8hours
>>17125137
Isn't killing you during sex kinda their thing?
Because I chose to be here for the further development of my being.
>>17125145
I thought there were tons of stories of anons fucking succubi and then bragging about it afterward? Or maybe they take your soul, idk.
>>17125145
They're supposed to just drain your energy
>>17122956
>>17123015
This. I also like to come read spooky stories and conspiracyshit
This is for the questions that don't have any answers.
the midnight glances and the topless dancers.
>>17122956
To monitor any and all erratic behavior of this website and report it to my supervisor.
>>17125218
how eradicate do I have to be?
>>17122956
Just to suffer?
>>17125220
Simply put, due to the recent connections between mass shooters and potential terrorists being connected to this website, I am now paid to browse boards that host "odd" threads. It is hell.
the band of freaks cars packed with speakers.
>>17122956
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I pressed the wrong thing on Clover and just accepted my fate
the g's with fortys and the chicks with beepers.
>>17125227
How can i get a job like that?
>>17122956
Urban exploration threads, creepy pics and stories.
Plus, I'm basically addicted to conspiracies/UFO docs/ghost tapes/whatever.
Not into magic at all, though.
>>17122956
To mock people who freak out over misremembering how things are spelled and hambeasts who come here hoping to summon a sex demon to fulfill the kind of fetishes that would make a /d/eviant wince.
>>17122956
I'm here to shag your grandmother :^)
trying to find info through disinfo
>>17125192
Half-Empty?
Or Half-Full?
For me, I always feel completely fucking chipper after fucking them. It's very therapeutic.
But anon, you are not being well and truly honest.
Why are you really here?
>>17122956
Because I have no discipline and I'm a coward.
>>17122956
So I can masturbate to all the world's fetishes. It's not an easy life, but it's my life.
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