Hello, kiddies.
Who's the scariest mother fucker from your childood?
Op
>>17114690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOXxGSUFzg
THIS. MOTHER. FUCKER. RIGHT.
FUCKING. HERE.
My uncle roger
>>17114707
This movie is tons of fun. Cheesy and funny. One of those movies you could watch with your friends and have a good laugh. The design for Jackal is pretty damn bad ass though.
>>17114736
But when you're 6-7 years old that movie is SCARY AS FUCK, SON.
I had to walk through my house with the lights on for months. Fucking every night scared shitless.
>>17114785
Yeah, I know it's whole another experience for minors. Even the most retarded movies could scare the shit out of kids. In some cases movies intended to be comedies could scare kids.
>>17114799
Yeah, but most horror movies didn't scare me as a kid. The majority of them I looked at relatively neutrally.
Except for these two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvFarmctMD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqqBpAqnGKg
Scared ME SO SHITLESS.
Like GOD. DAMN. D:
>>17114823
Every kid has their 'hell no' experience. I was not scared by horror movies usually either. Nightmare on Elmstreet and such got me pretty good but the most horrible memory is The Coneheads. I have no idea why but damn.
Pinhead or Iliza S can't decide
>>17114834
Reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GWqOrzQ3g
>>17114834
>>17114859
But I liked Coneheads desu.
Michael Jackson in the Thriller music video when I was 5. I just sat there and started screaming until my grandma came in and shut off the TV. My brain couldn't comprehend what was going on I'd never seen a zombie before and I wasn't expecting it the way the video started off.
>>17114823
>>17114823
>as a kid
How fucking old is 13 Ghosts? I feel like anyone who was scared by that "as a kid" should be labeled underage. Am I wrong?
>dat Shannon Elizabeth non-tit, tho
>better in American Pie, but only rumors exist of the anon who is old enough to remember THAT
>desu senpai I'm the guy who jerked it into a sock to a fuzzy porn channel
>anons will never know this feel
>>17115013
I wanted to point that out too but I don't see a reason to be a dick about it. He could be 21 years old now which is probably older than majority of /x/.
This
>>17115262
I HATE THIS FUCKER!
>>17115037
I'm 28 m8.
I never really found the X-Files scary as a kid, but this truly terrified me
>>17115279
>28
>6-7 years old in 2001
Large Marge and Willow
Arnold's grandpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRGogGbYaLU
>>17115297
"It's bringing love, don't let it get away!"
"Break its legs!"
>>17115368
MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!
>>17115297
The only thing about X-Files that scared me was the opening. This scared the living shit out of me too.
>>17115418
oh I just watched a scene from the episode and it played the x files opening
>>17114707
winrar
>>17114690
pic related would always fuck my shit up
but this is just next level childhood trauma. it's funny now though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSAlGpGo34
also freddy kreuger, tales from crypt and x files intros
Fucking 'Dream Catcher.' The scene where the alien comes out of the toilet and murders that one guy made me scared to piss for years.
>>17114690
'Dante's Inferno' for kids, son: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWUNnHt2N-E
Is it Wednesday?
>>17114690
ice cream phantoms from scooby doo
>>17115584
this shit scared me as a kid so bad because we had the My Buddy doll it was based on. also how he fall UNDER the couch. that dont make a lick of sense
That little MFer terrified me when I was 8 years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lyx7UsMqmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSLuxBdYJ8
Pet Semetary fucked me up for life. First horror movie i ever watched, was 11 at the time. It's silly now, but i still have weird flashbacks from the scenes with the sick sister in them, can't really put my finger on why, but i found her to be the most frightening thing i had ever seen at the time.
Probably any/all of the various creeps in Poltergeist. It's the first horror movie I can remember watching, though there may have been others. It's a travesty that they've remade this too.
And thanks OP, I miss this punny bastard. I wish I could find Tales from the Crypt on Netflix or cable, but it seems like they never rerun this, not even around Halloween.
>>17115262
Atreyyyyyuuuuuuu!!!!!
>>17115347
Tell em Large Marge sent ya ahahahahahahah!!! Classic :)
>>17114690
>>>/b/
this is not paranormal.
>>17115777
>not even trying/10
You could have at least said /tv/, then you'd get half a point. You'd still be wrong, though.
>>17115813
>>>/b/
>>17115820
After you buddy.
>>17115821
No, u.
>>17115754
Yea u remember
Hellraiser, especially the scene where the dudes face is spread on the wooden pole and goes like "jesus wept".
Not something for little kids. And somehow more twisted with the relugious aspect of it.
I saw The Grudge just when it came out in 2004 if i remember correctly. I was 12 at the time. Holy fuck i had nightmares about Kayako for years.
>>17114690
>>17114690
Honestly? Probably this fucker the first few times I watched it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UefEDP2xOME
this motherfucker
but CTCD overall creeped me out
>>17114690
This fucker right here was my earliest childhood scare. Fuck E.T.
The whole movie of Phantasm, but especially the scene where the thing comes up out of the sink. Watched it on the late late movie way back in the day, had to go to bed immediately after and the dark blue carpet in my dark room made it look like there was no floor. Major spoops for days. Have never/will never watch that movie again.
>>17115418
this right here
>>17115262
Silly werewolf... don't you realize you actually do believe in something? Is that why you hate yourself?
I always imagined Gmork was an office clerk typing numbers into spreadsheets all day in a Kafkaesque government office. Or a middle school vice principal.
Dracula after I watched this movie I can't slept for some night.
>>17116098
Me too actually. Now I find the evil girl ghost thing cool and kind of hot. I think FEAR 2 is responsible for it.
Chucky and that purple monster from ghost writer. Which is funny because nose serious shit didn't faze me.
>>17114690
the ritalin hallucinations.
100% the raptors from jurassic park. You know, the ones in the kitchen.
They should not be able to operate door knobs. Nope.
>>17115013
I'm early 20's. Movie came out in 2001. I was a wee lad then too.
the skeksis from dark crystal
shudder
Dis nigga.
Ausfags know the true meaning of fear
>>17115584
Chuckie really fucked me up when I was a kid. Had nightmares about that shit for years. I agree, it is really funny now. It's interesting how stuff that traumatized us as kids can be seen as hilarious as adults.
>>17114690
>>17114690
yes, the fucking Cryptkeeper
also the aliens (xenowhatevers) from Alien movies
>>17115584
also this
chucky (and just about any living doll trope) fucked me up
>>17114690
Anton Arcane from the Craven's Swamp Thing when he transforms into that hariy gator creature. Looks like shit now but back then damn, damn, damn!
>>17114690
https://vimeo.com/93551777
>>17114690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRAjzK75M0U
pussies
The first scary fucked that got me the library ghost in Ghostbusters. A little kid then but my parents used as proof I could handle mild scares like the movie. At the time I really wouldn't to watch it. It lead me to prove to all I know I could handle any scares, thus many horror movies, ghost stories and haunted houses, which I now find fun and enjoyable.
>>17115584
Yeah that movie fucked me up pretty good as a kid, too. Also it's always really bothered me when they slowly reach and look like that (he coulda bit her fucking fingers off ffs). I probably woulda just thrown the couch across the room.
>no one has mentioned this mofo yet
>People Under The Stairs
FUUUUCK, also OP's pic, Tales from the Crypt
Also, him
I watched a documentary about the zodiac serial killer. I don't know why it terrified me so much. I had watched several serial killer documentaries that day and that one was the only one that bothered me. I couldn't sleep for a week.
>>17117823
Is that the fucking Goosebumps swamp creature?
>>17117823
Ooooh
>>17114690
Some Tales from the Crypt episode that nightmare'd my shit up.
>>17114690
i don't remember what it was called but it was a scary movie with possessed GI Joe action figures. it was like toy story gone wrong
>>17115418
Woo wee woo wee woo
da na na da na na da na na
>>17117349
You look like a SNAKE!
>>17120239
What, skeevy clown Tim Curry? He wasn't even shit.
>>17120353
A few things.
1) I think I know what you're talking about.
2) I don't remember the title either.
3) That wasn't supposed to be a horror movie.
>>17120353
>>17120372
Are you guys talking about Toy Soldiers?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103112/
>>17120353
toy soldiers?
>>17120372
>>17120353
>>17120376
I meant Small Soldiers lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122718/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
>>17120353
I love that movie, it's called Small Soldiers.
>>17120377
>>17120382
These anons knew what I was talking about
yea small soldiers not toy soldiers sorry, great movie!
Gremlin
Xenomorph
IT
The head witch from 'Witches'
Take your pick
>>17120300
Nope.
>>17114690
A Xenomorph...
>>17120571
fucking this
constant nightmares for a few years. I had to finally discover lucid dreaming on my own as a 8 or 9 year old to realize that he had no power over me and there was nothing to fear. I turned him into a puppy or some shit whenever I started dreaming him and have been lucid dreaming ever since.
Being able to turn nightmares into something more pleasant and continue dreaming while aware is a handy tool for anyone.. especially traumatized children from night terrors like those. I would recommend it to anyone.
>>17114690
1980s chuckie
>>17116898
S-snake?
The mars attacks alien, I know that movie was meant to be a black comedy but when I saw it as a kid that lady alien made me feel sick I dreaded her coming to my room in the dark of the night to killme.
The scariest movie I saw in my life was ring (American version) it scared me so much that I felt on edge and terrified for about 2 weeks; I couldn't sleep, I didn't want to be around reflections or television screens and I just did not feel at all safe. Looking back it was really fun being in that state, kind of like living my own horror movie.
>>17116117
This by a LARGE MARGIN
>>17115347
The fucking trolls always scared the hell out of me
>>17121061
Best chldhood movie troll comin through
>>17121096
Now there's a blast from the past
>mfw I completely forgot his weakness was milk until watching the Nostalgia Critic video a while back
>mfw I have no face
>>17114690
Hexus from fern tree gully.
>>17120685
I had a similar experience at the same age, except I have never been able to truly neutralize the fear
>>17116521
Yes. XFiles terrified me as a kid. Love that series now as an adult.
>>17114690
Judge Doom scared me, especially after he died when he was a puddle of goo. But WFRR was still one of my favorite movies.
the whole movie "the secret of nimh" scared me. but this scene still creeps me out nowadays
>>17117750
Fuck you. Defo the scariest movie ever for me.
>>17122947
Mmmmmm, Gozer: hot as fuck in that picture.
Not a scary motherfucker,but one of the scariest moments of my childhood.
That sound when you enter the elevator
No one posted Freddy? Shit I used to have nightmares like in that movie.
How you all doin' in this thread.
>>17114718
his unc roger dodger the meat massager
>>17114690
Freddy and Pennywise
