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>>17101740
dis gon b gud
>Open lines
This shit is going to be goood
Hopefully a canadian doesn't cuck this show off the air like Hoagie's last night.
> You're listening to the Dark Matter Radio Network. Please stay tuned as a live program will be starting at the top of the hour.
When the hell did they start running this annoying announcement before GirlNoory?
im going full bully mode tonight
>>17101749
Hoagie still hasn't recovered from that, he's airing another replay tonight.
>Three drink maximum
>I am not Art Bell
No, but you've probably swallowed enough of him to be at least 25% Art Bell.
here comes keith...oh fuck
>>17101751
All the other live shows were cancelled except for Wade and Hoagland.
>>17101761
lol
Everyone channel your inner Aussies tonight.
>>17101764
All this attempted damage control.
lets fuck this show up /x/
Who /wadegab/ here?
>>17101772
what did i miss? did Art get exposed for faking all this?
Shit, I wish Keith Rowland took over. Dude sounds like a 30yr pro compared to gurl nuri.
zzzz...same old song and dance..lets crash this shit tonight
>>17101754
what happened? I missed it
im going to bitch about hoagland getting thrown off last night.
>>17101787
They didn't restart their router.
Hoagland had a new show schede for tonight. It was a out whether or not Shakespeare wrote his plays.
The replay is Jack Churchward. This is the worst show Hoagie ever did. The guest was unable to complete a single sentence. The guest did nothing but interesting in his life. His grandfather was the somewhat famous one.
***
If Art is so scared for his family's safety then why did he just post a picture of his house on a map?
>>17101790
wow. they can't even get out of their own way
>>17101792
why a replay? could have made up an open hailing frequencies at least
>>17101792
old man logic.
ART QUIT. STOP TRYING TO BACKTRACK ON THAT YOU PATHETIC MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>17101794
They claimed internet problems. But the worst of the 15 minute show was the 10 minutes of a cucknadian shilling for DUDE WEED and syrian immigrants.
Girl Noory is delusional. Nobody tunes to hear you, they want Art. That's who does the heavy lifting
Keith sounds really scared
>Heather doesn't want to do the show
>>17101805
backtrack backtrack backtrack
>>17101805
He is going to shit a turkey when no one wants this show anymore.
Heather sounds fucking daft as fuck. I am not trying to be a memeing troll, I just can't fucking stand her.
>>17101814
None of us can, friend.
The network isn't in trouble. Pay no attention to the fact that all of the other live shows except Wade and Hoagland have been cancelled
>>17101761
hahaha. fuckn rekt the wadegabbers
>>17101815
I only listen to open lines in hope one of you faggots trolling this bitch hard.
>>17101806
She doesn't, that's why she took over the King's throne...
every single live show except for 2 have been killed
how the fuck do they expect this to survive
We fucking this shit up tonight or what???
"You can ask anything about me" --Heather Wade
These people are delusional af if they think anyone is buying this shit.
NEGRO SPIRITUALS
>>17101819
Yeah, that's the only reason I'm listening too. And will be disappointed shortly when it's nothing but dem gab0rz.
>>17101819
>ths desu senpai
call her and ask if shes asian or wasian
Yeah! Everybody subscribe to soon replays
>>17101832
Yeah, I really miss those Art ISIS shows.
Someone ask how much she weighs
>>17101826
>open anus night
A wadegabber says she might be doing the show from Art's studio. CALL AND ASK.
She has a weird vocal habit of ~~ waving in and out
Today we're doing ~~open lines~~ and i know you have ~~lots to talk about~~
Why did the chaga ads get even shittier?
>>17101792
>If Art is so scared for his family's safety then why did he just post a picture of his house on a map?
Because he is an attention seeking old faggot. He loves attention whoring.
>>17101850
maybe the shooters will come back
Did someone call in and call her a GirlNoory? How did people start calling her Girl Noory?
I'm willing to bet only wadegabbers are allowed to call. She does not want any of the chan.
kek its going to be 2 hours of wormhole messages
>>17101798
Hoagie´s got Laryngitis. That's why Scott was hosting yesterday, or attempted to do so.
>>17101863
Someone called into Hoagie during open lines and called her that and it stuck.
>>17101858
>check out muh cuts guize. pls don't shower me with concern i would hate that. im just warning you about grabbing a drone
>killer
Killer indeed, killing the network.
>>17101866
I guarantee she will stall or fat finger most of the calls off the air.
>>17101863
tuesday morning on hoagies open lines. he has the free audio up and its like 1:37:00 in or so
This retarded bitch needs to go down
someone play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGqDa4mquuc
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVAf5Z10SJI
Change the name of the network to Drama Queen Digital Network.
>>17101863
Because she's so god damn boring.
>calls already lined up
Heather we support and adore you, chin up girl.
Is this bitch going to feel the chan tonight ???
Her voice inflections are distracting as fuck
I wish she'd at least mute the callers until she addresses them until letting them cough and mumble while she's talking.
>>17101887
stfu homo...wtf little person calling in
>gigglesquee from lisa
this shit is so scripted. fuck.
>>17101872
Old senile man, blinded by pussy. Some of the most powerful men in the world have gone down because of it.
sounds like a cat lady radio internet blog
>>17101887
Fuck off wadegabber
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>17101895
yes. 3 hours of this im afraid..
What newspapers do you read?
uhh all of em
>Heather confirmed for shitposting RP'er on /x/.
Leave Heather alone, she is doing a fine job for the network. She is a nice person.
tell us about heather wtf
>>17101895
True that
>>17101895
No doubt. Open ended long ass questions. It's a joke.
who here /callingin/?
Yeah, all that weren't queer did this.
>>17101903
>>17101903
shes prob a tripfag too
>>17101879
Why don't you?
>>17101905
but she isn't. don't fucking lie cockstain..call the kettel black
tell us about your spontaneous human combustion!
>>17101876
Thank you! That's what I suspected and missed it. I didn't know Hoagie had his archives for free though.
okay this caller pool is a sham. fat pig won't even take real callers.
Those four minutes were the only hope the future dark matter radio network ever had
> No brain activity for 4 minutes.
I think she's drastically underestating the amount of time she lacked brain activity.
>>17101909
...that get runaround answers that don't actually answer anything.
>fake indian caller
>>17101918
he put it up because of all the badass praise /x/ gave him
Fucking pooinloos fuck OFF!
>>17101919
stop being a cunt. you fucking perma virgin
>new dehli
>>17101900
No please stay around and watch the Rapture take place...
GUYS LISTEN...
GUYS!
MAYBE... MAYBE...
WE ARE EXPERIENCING THE MANDELA EFFECT AND ART NEVER WENT OFF THE AIR.
GUYS...
WE ARE IN NEW TIMELINE!!!
sup with this crazy fuck
top kek this fucking fake indian
what the fuck is even happening
hahahahahahahahahaha
omg this is a nightmare
>>17101929
eat shit wadegabber nigger
Is it me or is this not open lines and it seems the callers all are her friends
JESUS CHRIST JUST END THE FUCKING CALL
fake accent faggot.
this show is absolute trash.
imagine this rubbish going out over your radio station
gas all wadegabbers
>>17101740
Why boner? Why?!?
grrrl powur
>his connection is shitting itself
Keep practicing Heather! Yay!! Go Heather!
No guest to hide behind. Heather just gives short definitive answers to all callers questions instead of opening up a dialogue.
>6 weeks
>shilling for heather this hard
Quote from: (Redacted) on Today at 08:11:16 PM
Keith is fulfilling his contractual obligations by sending replays to the stations picking up the show on the XDS satellite. Many stations are still picking up the internet stream, including WTWW and 1010 AM in Toronto.
Art has given his life to radio and to his listeners. Let's give back by at least having fun tonight.
>>17101853
I'm bad at multitasking and do that when I'm doing multiple things at once like playing guitar and talking to someone.
YOU GO GIRL. YOU'RE SO GOOD. YOU... I LIKE YOUR QUESTIONS. YOU'RE SO GOOD. YOU REMIND ME OF MUSHROOMS. NOTHING, DEN THEY THERE.
YOU SO GOOD HEATHER. GO HEATHER. GO GIRL. U SO GUD.
>Heather confirmed for cock raiser.
This is so fucking fake. FUck. FUCK.
Heathers a mushroom/baby chicken
this show is killing itself HAHAHAHAH
>chickens are paranormal
poetry
HOLY FUCK THIS ASS LICKING IT CANT BE MORE OBVIOUS THESE CALLERS ARE FROM FAGGAB
oh my god. this sham is so amateur. disgusting.
>she's an expert on all of their topics of interest
>"you go gurl"
idiot caller trolling accidentally!!!!
this shit isn't even fucking subtle..this is blatant in your face cock stroking from ballgaggers
is this her grandmother calling?
>>17101956
chickens too
did you ever have baby chickens?
>>17101967
I. UH... I... HAVE RANCH EXPERIENCE.
this is so fucking terrible top kek
we need some /x/ callers asap
>get call
>just wait for this 500 minute commercial :^)
This has come back around to being so bad it's worth listening to. Are any of you trying to call? My heart beats really fast when I start calling.
>>17101968
Yes. Art wants that fresh groupie pussy
This is communist radio at its finest
>>17101970
Basically everything paranormal has happened to me, including baby chickens
How the fuck are any of you even listening to this shit show still? That bitch and all the virgins at bellgab who want to nut on her 3rd chin are ear rape of the fattest order. I'd rather hear audio tapes of Art smothering Ramona to death or Art holding his hand over the mouth of another azn child he violates than this shit.
How long before Art "calls" in?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070121100909/bionic/images/3/3a/Fembot.jpg
>>17101973
im calling in senpai. my heart pounds too. anxiety is no fun
>pre-recorded news slut is more interesting than Wade's open lines show
Dustin is a fucking wadegabber. She's stacking the lines.
>tfw this show is so disappointing you get exited to listen just to see how bad it can actually get
this amy, does she use a program to sound like that or is it her voice? for weeks I thought it was a computer syth
>tfw you're an asteroid but not special
>>17101981
after break probably. just like last week.
She said everything paranormal has happened to me. Wtf is this shit
I am going to call in and say my name is Rusty, and I play the Trombone, and say people call me Rusty Trombone, and my favorite thing to play is Hot Carl.
>>17101987
She's a hubrid.
>>17101987
It's her voice, i listened to some of her podcasts she dont sound the same still more entertaining than girl noory though.
>>17101985
no doubt.
>>17101993
a better call would be to call with a husky voice and whisper you are the stalker and will be coming for Heather next
syrupfag are you in here?
Hi, THIS is amy MARTIN
>>17101980
Speaking of Ramona, is there ANY PLACE online where you can listen to / download the show Art did the day after her death? I'm told its one of the strangest and creepiest things ever heard.
>post yfw nothing but wadegaggers get through tonight
>>17101992
>>17101902
confirmed for never have baby chicks, the most paranormal of experiences
Someone call in and say you are Michio Kaku while talking like George Takei. Plz.
>>17102003
I don't want to end on no fly lists, or any other weird shit that could possibly happen.
>>17102003
This would be funny if you wouldn't likely get v& for it.
>>17101977
Scary, i have to go to break.
someone call in and yell Hand Solo died
>>17101976
It's like listening to North Korean tier radio
>hello dear leader? you are the greatest, we love you so much!
>>17102008
>>17101923
almost spit up some of my hot chocolate.
WHY DOESN'T THIS BITCH GET HER OWN FUCKING MUSIC?
>>17102014
lol
>>17102014
>hand
such a fag
Anyone else get /comfy/ when the highwaymen bumper music comes on?
>>17102006
Yeah, like any torrent site. Or just listen to U7 forever until they play it.
>>17102006
I've heard it on U7 radio and it's super fucking awkward. January 23rd 2006 Show. Torrent that ish.
I can hear her talking in the background over the music.
>>17102006
i think i have it downloaded. i have a shit ton of his old shows though and i have to run to the store. i will upload it if i can find it.
>can hear Heather babble behind the music
>>17101951
>>17102008
What's hilarious is that ALL the networks opted for old ass replays over her live show. COMEDY
>>17102023
Used to... now it just gives way to audio misery. Like baby chickens in muh ears.
>skype does work
>but only for wadegaggers
>dustin sucking heather's dick already
>>17102006
Second for this.
>>17102028
Please do upload, anon. Would like to hear that also
god this bitch sounds so retarded.
>heir apparent
She let that song run to kill more time, this entire show is an example of how to run out the clock.
top kek this shilling
THIS IS SO FUCKING FAKE HAHAHAHAHHA
More shilling. Who are these sackless cucks, grow some balls. This nigga is crying, kek.
tugging at me heartstrings lads
>>17102028
thanks anon, it's not in the ultimate ab torrent just checked.
Ask her how much she pays these shills
Great, straight-up namedropping those cunts.
wadegag fucking confirmed
>this caller
Why doesnt it ring? It just says connecting.
Wait, I haven't listened in awhile. Who the fuck is Heather and where is Art?
tips fedora
>>17102047
how are we suppose to ask her she only picks up shill calls
>this caller
Make us proud, and leave cunt.
>>17102047
Here's the kicker...they do it for free.
>madam
So for sure she's only accepting her own cliques calls? I mean it's pretty obvious they all know each other. This is a disgrace.
Christ, these people are cultists.
Why the fuck would anyone ask this cow something technical?
>>17102057
hoping for cripple pussy
>shitcago
>>17102052
Art quit this bitch from bellgab replaced him.
i-i like Heather.
Like, if I had to choose between George and Heather, I'd pick Heather
If I had to pick between Heather and no show, I'd pic Heather
Plus I usually listen to these spoopy paranormal radio shows at night to help me relax and get to bed, and she has a good voice for night time.
"There's something special about you. With BellGab"
Hahahah gotem!!! I just called lol
>>17102046
January 22 or 23rd. Bellgab has it in another torrent thread at least. It comes on U7 fairly often.
FINALLY. A truth teller.
lol anon made it through
HAHA
lolololol this guy
Here we go
>the show is really really bad
my sides
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OH FUCK
topest kek
Was it lemon party that made art retire?
>>17102023
me for sure
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL good job anon
oh shit. the lines are actually open.
Finally
> this show is the worst kek kek kek
Wade BTFO
holy fuck an actual caller got through.
kek that fake controlled opposition
I speak!!!
Confirmed for having every paranormal experience besides abduction.
>>17102086
No that made Art not let people give websites out.
Art quit because he's got a stalker.
top kek
kekked
Oh shit, he went there! Which one one of you fuckers was that?
umm umm umm the show is bad.
>nigga that the best u can do? u got cucked
Why did that mean man say such things to her?
>>17102083
I'm not listening wha huppend?
>What would make this show worse?
If you kept talking.
BTFO
B
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F
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>>17102108
caller said the show was shit, she asked what she could do and caller said keep talking
Am I the only chan to get through. You have to be subtle so she doesn't can you right away.
>>17102059
The only way you're going to get on if you're not a BellGabber is to lie about why you're calling. If you tell them the truth they'll tell you something like "that this is a paranormal show & anything happening behind the scenes is not keeping with the subject of what the show is about" unless of course you're calling to talk about how well Heather is doing.
>>17102073
oh it's in there then. jan. 22 2006. he starts in immediately talking about it. thanks anon.
TOP KEK DAMAGE CONTROL
>>17102107
Son, we're all listening to this bullshit... we're all cucked.