Hello /x/, I believe that I have achieved enlightenment. I come to you to offer my advice, wisdom, and anything I else I can give. Please, ask me anything.
>>17092665
what do you mean when you say you have achieved enlightenment? as in, what are the details of your life before becoming enlightened, and what are they now? how has your life changed and what insight do you have that didn't have before?
>>17092673
This
>>17092665
Have you elevated your Creative Sex Force or Life Force to your Crown?
>>17092665
>>17092673
>>17093307
>>17093319
I have the recipe for the world's most delicious chocolate mousse.
I've come to you to completely ignore you.
>because the first response made me feel inadequate
How can one heal past trauma OP? what's the best way?
>>17093359
I do so enjoy mousse. Would you care to give us a hint, o mighty one?
OP, I went on a date with a girl last week and I thought it went really well, especially when at the end of it she told me that she wanted to see me again after the Christmas break, since we are both students at the same university but we come from cities across the state from one another. But now it's been almost a week since she last replied to my texts, should I give up or just keep waiting hoping this girl might respond?
>>17093401
Kill yourself my man. Show that bitch.
>>17092665
Why are you so delusional?
what does dick taste like?
>>17092665
Foor I know your not enlightened by your words for a truly enlightened person understands there is always more to learn and would not flaunt their knowledge so lightly.
>>17093377
For your double dubs, very well.
Beat the egg whites in a partially closed bowl till they stick to the whisk, but do not form soft peaks.
Then aggressively fold it in to the chocolate.
Cheers.
>>17092665
Have any advice to reach 1st jhana? Ive been failing for months :(
>>17094002
Nice to hear about this stuff. I don't meditate regularly but jhanas are my goal as well.
I concentrate on the sound of clock. The problem is: I can't get to the steady concentration phase.
>>17094143
Not OP.
>>17094143
Not OP, Its nice to find others that share a goal to jhana. The meditation i use is http://www.accesstoinsight.org/tipitaka/mn/mn.118.than.html
Do you ever see visual effects when you meditate?
>>17092673
Its subtle but ever present
>>17093319
Both
>>17093363
>How can one heal past trauma OP? what's the best way?
With physical trauma one would place the affected area in a static position and channel their internal energy to the affected area.
With mental trauma one would need to forgive.
>>17093377
The mousse lies within
>>17093401
Don't contact her until after you two are back at school.
>>17093497
Not why but how
>>17093513
Sweaty
>>17093548
Always
>>17094002
When you stop trying will it come to you
if your enlightened yiu have seen your own future. if not then you dont have anything. its a very hard technique I have done 3 times and on accident during childhood.
>>17094460
>tfw was enlightened once
>tfw saw my future and realized I would run out of stamina, and that I had a pitfall just like all of my past lives, that I would become unenlightened again
>tfw it happened
>>17092665
you don't believe if you have. you know when you do
>>17094397
Thank you for the reference.
I tried concentrating on my tinnitus and I find it easier since the sound is continuous.
>Do you ever see visual effects when you meditate?
No. Hypnagogic fractals sometimes at bedtime.
>>17094454
What a roleplaying douche.
>achieves enlightenment
>posts about it on 4chan
You know how I know this is bullshit?
>>17092665
How do you come back?
>>17092665
>665...
Well, off by one to achive no only enlightenment but the name: Lucy.
>>17095200
The widest net catches the greatest variety of fish.
>>17096609
As, sometimes, It catches itself.
>>17096609
Are you like 16?
>>17092665
What is love?
