Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
TONIGHT 9pm pst/12am est
http://tunein.com/radio/Dark-Matter-Digital-Network-s211941/
Tonight we witness what could be one of the greatest clusterfucks since Friday as Art Bell turns the show over to his rookie wide bodied producer who's never hosted a radio show before.
Last Friday we witnessed new host Heather Wade make it about a half hour into the show before completely melting down and Art Bell who had just quit had to jump on the air to save the show. Tonight Heather interviews some guy about some bullshit.
We are witnessing what could be soooo many keks as a network that took two years to build completely crumbles in less than six hours. Tonight show should be an epic disaster.
Call Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert:
Phone: 9five2-2two5-52seven8
North America Skype: mitd51
Overseas Skype: mitd55
literally who
>>17083608
She's a lady Art Bell met on a forum devoted to himself and made his producer. lulz
Her show is on at 6 PM pst/9 PM est
"However, seeing as I’m obligated to continue feeding the terrestrial affiliate stations for the next 30 days, I’ll need to feed either Heather’s live show or replays of Art Bell’s archives, (which ever they determine the best for them yet to be decided). If I need to feed the Art Bell replays to them at 9-12, Art’s time slot, I will have Heather do MITD from 6-9 pm PT LIVE to insure she gets to do shows for you also. If the radio stations are fine with Heather filling in for Art, we’ll keep her at 9-12 PT."
http://midnightinthedesert.com/the-future-of-midnight-in-the-desert-and-dark-matter-radio-network/
Either the radio stations are all fine with Heather as the new host, or Heather better be ready to go on air a half an hour from now so an Art replay can air at midnight ET.
Terrestrial radio station affiliates will hear an Art Bell replay via our XDS satellite feed. The Internet stream will be Heather Wade.
— Midnight InTheDesert (@ArtBellCom) December 15, 2015
You must be really excited for tonight's show to make a thread three hours in advance. Welcome aboard.
Watch that fat whore only take ballgabber phone calls like on friday.
The didn't even make Heather a subforum on bellgab for her own show. No nightly live threads. Just a general sticky thread in the "Other Shows" section.
>>17083812
What's the point if her show will be on the air for fewer than 30 days, per Rowland.
lulz at Nancy Birnes advertising her podcast in the Art Bell quit thread.
What the fuck have I missed? Why did Art quit?
Someone set fireworks off near Art's house
Art thought someone was trying to kill him
Art's mama-san made him quit.
So now Art's producer who was an obsessed fan is the host.
>>17083859
I thought Art Bell quit 10 years ago. What happened to George Noory?
Is Heather actually broadcasting from the Desert?
>>17083924
she's in arizona
I thought she moved to Nevada to be closer to Art.
>>17084049
only after they kill wife #3 together.
Not if Art's wife has him killed first.
>>17084052
Wife #3 was Ramona.
Fart Bell fans who continue to support his bullshit. Pic very much related.
>>17083593
HEY
you're being unfair here--she has HOSTED a show before! GabCast!
but seriously, i think there will be more "technical difficulties" in this show than there were with hoagie's first show, although it won't be as endearing
the callers will be a who's who of ball gag. like lisp lipsmacking ausc.uk jazmunda
Rowland better not get uppity or he'll get replaced by a bellgabber...they work for free
>>17084215
She was never a host on that shitty little podcast devoted to a shitty little forum and listened to by a few dozen shitty little people. She was just a background voice like Jaztits while people who weren't radio failures hosted.
>>17084391
i stand corrected. then how the fuck did she get the gig?
Who's ready for Pignight in the Desert with Heather Noory?
>>17084427
She sucks a mean dick.
>>17084438
art only likes the slanted yellow gash though
>>17084427
She sucked up to Art for years on BellGab. She's like the Squeaky Fromme to Art's Charlie Manson.
>>17083812
Even BallGagger in chief MV knows what a shit idea this is
Hahahah. You 4channers are so funny. Heather will do just fine and will lead the show into the future. Art knew what he was doing when he chose her.
>>17084454
Heather pls go
Art isn't quiting watch him come back 10 minutes in to guest host.
>>17084454
Does Heather get it?
>>17084454
yeah trying to get some gash on the side. she's awful.
THE BETS FOR TONIGHT
1. WILL ART BELL APPEAR ON THE SHOW?
2. HOW LONG WILL HEATHER MAKE IT BEFORE THE SHOW IS A CLUSTERFUCK?
Make your choices wisely. The fate of the universe is on the line.
The ante County Sherrifs dept posted this earlier:
"PRESS RELEASE
In response to requests we are releasing a subsequent Press Release about calls for service surrounding Art Bell and his residence.
On 10/21/2015 at approximately 2258 hrs a neighbor down the street from the residence of Art Bell reporting hearing several shots and a vehicle driving away however did not see anything in the area. The person reporting stated that when they went to the area they found a fresh beer. NCSO Deputies responded to the area and were unable to locate anything regarding this event.
On 10/22/2015 at approximately 0144 hrs Art Bell called because he was on the air and the neighbor advised him about the shots being fired. Art Bell stated he did not see or hear anything and was simply advised by the neighbor.
On 11/19/2015 at approximately 1840 hrs Art Bell’s producer called the Nye County Sheriff’s Office to report that Art had received a call from a blocked number saying that if he went on the air that night he and his family would be dead. That night the producer said that Art Bell did not want contact that evening and that calls should go to the producer. NCSO Deputies spoke with Art Bell and he said that he had received the threatening phone call and did not want to report it but simply wanted it documented.
On 11/24/2015 at approximately 1525 hrs Art Bell contacted the Nye County Sheriff’s Office to report that a male was on his property the night prior and was kneeling down by his window. Art Bell requested extra patrol during the night time hours.
Nye County Sheriff’s Office Deputies have done extra patrol in the area and have not been able to locate anyone in the area."
You all talk trash, but you're going to listen anyway! At this point, I support Heather more than Art and you should too.
This is what art wanted, he wanted her to guest host but bel gab wanted her gone. This way he can get her to guest host while he does the show, hes probaly bored of doing the show solo and wants someone else to question the guest so he can bounce of that.
>>17084486
1. He'll be in the first segment of the show before the guest comes on.
2. About tree minutes and fitty seconds into the show.
>>17084501
>that sneaky three fiddy ref
>>17084486
1) 30 mim
3) hr and 40 min
>>17084492
lol
>>17084492
soooo basically just unsubstantiated bullshit from bell, who wanted a paper trail
>>17084509
>sneaky
that bitch doesn't know how to flow, prepare thy anuses for more ballgab ass smooching calls while she pretends she doesn't know them
This is just sad. You people would rather create these insane conspiracy theories than actually believe Art.
It really does put Noory in perspective as Heather has all the same faults as him combined with no talent or experience.
>>17084541
you have to be fucking nuts to believe his bullshit at this point, especially this particular new tall tale
i like the man's talents as a broadcaster, but he has some emotional issues
Fun fact: Tobias McGriff was born a hermaphrodite.
>>17084541
What is this show that's on now? It's like old people bitching.
>>17084541
>>17084494
>>17084454
>>17084575
dinner with racist grandparents simulator
>>17084575
i think it's nancy and bill, whose show seems to revolve around complaining about getting fucked over by george noory
>>17084580
That's the only I could handle these people on this show is if I was fucking their rich granddaughter. Keep rambling about Noory old lady, Imma fucking this bitch.
I happen to love the people from bellgab more than the shows so this is the best of both worlds for me. Go Heather you rock and praise MV
>>17084581
Now that Bell is out of the picture, Keith Rowland can be the hero we need and drive a stake through this shit network. Goddamn this is hot shit.
>>17084581
What did they say about George? can you summarize?
>>17084594
>did i mention i graduated from princeton summa cum laude
>not to brag, but i had the best publisher for my book on the planet
>my editor was the son of susan sontag
fucking insufferable. i guess the trajectory from all that to self-publishing your own treatises on woo topics can do that to a person, though
>>17084604
Nancy Birnes is a lunatic, nothing really.
Last Friday Heather lost connection to the guest and she didn't know what to do. Art would have just started talking and giving his opinions on things that the guest had just said or he would have went to open lines. But when it happened to Heather she froze up and bumbled for a couple minutes before going to music for a long time and then returned with Art to take over the show for about 25 minutes.
Is Art going to take over every time she has a problem and doesn't know what to do?
>>17084616
That dumb cunt nancy birnes still has a grudge against linda moulton howe that she can't let go.
Here we go lads
the shitshow begins!
omg this voice is unbearable
>>17084616
i can't even remember, something about how he didn't like their book and didn't like their work on c2c
It's already shit.
i hope she does a decent show
It's like some fat stoner bitch playing Art Bell.
LMAO it begins lads
heather wade is so stupid she doesn't know the word 'bittersweet'
What is the noise in the background?
Fat dike voice
what. does. she. look. like?
H-H-H-HEEEEREEEE WE GO
ahahahah feed already cut out. thank fuck.
is sdhe playing marilyn manson and the spooky kids?!! thats awesome!!!
>that guy coughing in the background
>>17084644
The Guest since Heather is too stupid to mute his mic. That's why it sounds like Darth Vader is in the background.
Background mouth breather spoopy/10
heather is so fucking fat that i can hear her breathing really heavily
>rest of the week
Fucking kek.
Not listening when he comes back.
>>17084659
Nigga is probably jackin off.
Art though this was a good idea.
He's gone fucking senile.
God damn she's dumb.
you fellas missed the best trump rally in the history of mankind
>>17084659
Holy shit, Darth Vader is the guest? This is going to be awesome!
just imagine it: art bell is sitting at his home listening to this.
what is he thinking??
>>17084657
sounds like an evp
I wonder about the sponsors. They clearly were buying adverts just because of Art. Many of the commercials even mentioned Art. I can't see them continue supporting the show now.
***
Heather has absolutely no personality. Listening to her is like listening to my mom on the phone and I just want her to get to the goddamn point and wrap it up.
***
What's that weird noise?
>>17084643
I just ruined in. Did she say "happy and sad" again?
DO the fucking show Heather, no one cares.
That background noise.
An advantage?? stfu fat bitch
Someone said on ArtBell.com that they contacted the police and they have no knowledge of police reports made by Art
>>17084670
Did he puke on everybody?!
>this seat belongs to him
Except that seat is gonna be broken one of these days.
>>17084677
>weird noise
The guest
>>17084677
It's the stalker. The stalker is on the other line.
>>17084677
>sponsors face when
what the actual fuck is her TV on?
>>17084690
I'm guessing Thursday.
*breathing intensifies*
Just fuck this fat pig, fuck her and fuck Art.
AYY LMAO
nice! full line up of pure shit for the week!
>>17084678
"Happy and heavy" this time. She's mixing it up.
There's an odd rhythm to the coughing and snorting, like its a loop.
>disclosure is imminent
its been imminent for like 50 years
keep in mind that she's the one who's been booking these shit-tier guests
>>17084700
You fuck her, I'll pass
>>17084677
She even mentioned that he may be coming back. He's fucked. The only people that would think about sponsoring him would be even loonier than the guys selling arctic chaga and the telekinetic treadmill technician.
>>17084656
hahah nevermind I had a tab open in the background with them on and when i turned my comp back on it auto played lol.
>>17084705
But for real this time, anon.
With her giving the contact info, you know what to do senpai.
>opening up skype
FUCK YES TIME TO GET ROASTED
Don't disgrace Laura Branigan you fat whore!!
Ross Mitchell bailed from the show already.
>>17084720
>implying this land whale knows anything about self control
>>17084710
Dude when Art closes his eyes, he can imagine she's anyone he wants. Probably some ten year old he drilled in 'Nam.
>dark entity encounters
>>17084711
>calling psychic treadmill repairman a loon
nigga....
I can't do it lads. I've loved shitposting her while listening to MITD, but I can't do it with this girl. Friday made me feel physically uncomfortable and she still seems nervous as shit.
MITD = Art Bell
Everything else is a lie.
>>17084711
Upside: When DMDN crashes and it costs like $5 for ad time, we can buy all of it.
Amy Martin says her news segments tonight will be repeats.
I'm not normally one for fucking with people but I hope as many anons as possible call in and light her up.
>>17084711
You laugh, but the Dr. Treadmill fixed my dog treadmill over the phone. A+ service.
I hope Bob Crane gets his sponsorship money back
She missed her first break by about eight minutes.
>>17084735
>>17084724
Like rats off a sinking ship
>>17084735
>Amy Martin says her news segments tonight will be repeats.
>>17084742
You mean she was 8 minutes too early?
>>17084735
Can you link me to her Twitter?
Time to crash this plane.
>With no survivors.
this guest is an idiot
This sounds like amateur hour
She's sooooo terrible
>>17084750
Yes.
>>17084752
https://twitter.com/HauntedSkeptic_
>>17084751
>>17084751
>MITD summed up in one two panel comic
Translation: Experienced Filmmaker = This nigga played in iMovie before.
>>17084764
Awesome. Thanks, anon.
>>17084768
>Art Bell's career summed up in one two panel comic
>>17084768
dark matter, too
>>17084769
Yes resumes are all trumped up bullshit
>>17084778
True
>>17084776
He did coast for a very long time
>>17084764
any lewds?
"Tobias McGriff is cool, he's a Bellgabber." you don't say...
TURN UP THE GUESTS MIC HOLY SHIT
New from Art on Facebook:
I will say this, I watched people trash me while I was worried for my Family, saying I was lying , where were the Police reports I said I made? Where were the Newspaper stories? I must be lying! To the point that I wonder about the nature of them. Of course not everybody but so many that I feel we are no longer a civil people. I may have left before in past Years but I never lied about my reasons so why do people jump to that now?
Maybe people just think everything they hear is a lie? That and I am really tired.
>in before heather gets stalked to get art back on soon rather then later
>>17084785
No. No pictures at all below the neck.
she's not horrible, it sounds like local public radio or a decent college radio dj
BUT it's not good enough to ask advertisers to pay for it AND to ask for people to pay for (lel) access to the archives
Why does this bitch always sound like she can barely stifle a laugh?
It's like she knows this whole thing is a fucking joke.
>>17084731
Guest knows host is an utter disaster. He's power talking over her.
Why the fuck can't this bitch just speak normally ?
Give up the fake radio voice. It's fucking awful.
TURN UP THE GUESTS MIC HOLY SHIT
SOMEONE TWEET HER OR SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
>>17084809
this sounds like the bitch news person
its just terrible
>>17084809
It's like a fake npr voice
so... uh... what's noory talking about tonight?
Dat voice
>>17084809
That's how she talks which combined with her complete lack of experience makes the decision baffling.
I feel like we're listening to a pre-screening for a talk show and not a talk show.
>>17084802
This concerns me. Does that mean she's a land whale?
>>17084738
How does that even work? Do you have to pay him up front in the hopes his coaching works? Is this really a business model?
>>17084805
It's a characteristic of low self esteem.
>>17084805
She sounds like some local news morning anchor.
>>17084814
angels
>>17084816
It's not baffling, Art's wrinkled old dick is hard for her
eh he he he he
>>17084819
Probably
>>17084829
Shoot me
I can't even hear the show on Tunein. It's all just noise.
Open the lines, Pig
>>17084826
damn. that might be worse. i'm just not sure.
>>17084837
I'm on tunein, I hear it fine unfortunately
can someone redo this gif with bellgab on it?
what is that humming noise in the background
>>17084814
well you could go to the website and look. it's consciousness and gmo's I think... AGAIN.
You're missing a guy power talking over a shitty host in a loose informercial for his shitty haunted rides or whatever the fuck.
>>17084848
Mind control.
ha ha
Play some Bananarama!
huh huh eh he he he he
I've got this on as background noise and I have no Idea what he is talking about, so blah blah blah.
this will die in 31 days
>>17084820
Dr. Telepathic Treadmill Fixer took my call, answered my questions professionally and calmly, and coached me through the repairs.
It was only $499 and you can pay by credit card!
>>17084850
Is Noory just fat Joe Rogan?
>>17084819
This is the best you can see on her Twitter. Doesn't look like a total landwhale, but cannot confirm. I like the whole goth chick thing so I'd hit it. Just wouldn't let her talk because it'd sound like fucking a robot.
>>17084858
You're pretty generous
>>17084861
at least joe rogan has a personality. a generally shitty personality, but still.
Fuck, I thought it was Sunday. What did I miss?
so it's another "i'll host a show and get everyone excited then *poof*" deals again? uugh
>those fake gasps
just end it
>>17084869
Nothing
>>17084864
Implying that isn't the hottest thing about her.
>>17084864
I could see a 72-old dumb fucking white man with yellow fever destroying his legacy for that.
>>17084864
Just pretend she's a sexbot. Even better.
>>17084875
That's not Heather though.
>i'm sorry what were you going to say
Noory's show tonight:
>First Half: Professional astrologer Linda Schurman will discuss how world events are tied in with astrological patterns, and will share her predictions about the economy, earth changes, earthquakes and weather extremes for 2016.
>2nd Half: Bestselling author James Rollins talks about his ongoing research into our current wave of mass extinction, and what we should do about it, as well as his new work on the human genome, DNA, and the latest in genetic modification of humans.
***
Don't forget that the MITD radio affiliates are playing Art Bell instead of Heather until the contract runs out. We can be listening to that instead.
this is putting me to sleep but i want to power through to the open lines :(
I can't take this
It's been fun /x/ but I can't take it anymore so unless Art comes back I'm gone for good
Bye
CUT TO BREAK FOOL
fuck I'm out. if any on you assholes call in please record it and put it on YouTube, OK?
>>17084883
>Professional astrologer
People like this are why I stopped listening to Higherside Chats, just letting actually crazy people talk about their dumb bullshit as if it's fact gets old fast.
>>17084881
This is heather
fuck this.....im out...can't take it.
total shit.....fuck mitd
>>17084875
That's Amy not Heather. There are no pics of Heather online.
Just waiting for calls, Imma about to waste so much of this bitch's time.
>>17084895
Gee, I wonder why #landwhalesmatter
>>17084896
glad to know someone's going to call in. only reason i'd stay up for this.
>they shoot first and... uhh...ask...uhh....
this is Heather
they should talk about kentucky goblin caves incident.
so what happened to leo ashcraft? i liked his voice and delivery
bellgab hints that he lost his mind or something, but nothing is explained
>>17084865
the owner said she gets a minimum of 30 days to see where they are financially
i bet leo is loving all this.
>>17084910
Based on what I saw, it was a money battle between him and Keith. Then he went and tried to make a show with J. Neil Shillman, which I'm pretty sure flopped horribly. Oh and he had a bunch of public meltdown posts on Facebook.
I only came back because I hope some of you guys get your calls put through.
Holy shit /x/ we can do better than this. The bar is so low now, even if we put almost no effort, an /x/cast would be better than this. Where's the anon who made a few test episodes?
Ive been to that "hole" .There's nothing there.
this guy is full of shit.
>>17084910
He wasn't being paid by Art. He wasn't just reading the news. He also owned and ran the satellite feeds and the company and he was being cheated by Art. He's not very stable though and he's prone to outbursts and rants about Obama.
>>17084921
So the hole that cannot be filled is full...of shit.
Wow, she's actually pronouncing the 'c' in arctic! I'm not sure what 'pre-stain' means, however.
>>17083888
>Art's mama-san made h
Art changed that gold digger's name. Why would he listen to that horse face now?
>>17084919
I'm trying... It's really hard to call Nevada wihtout long distance...
>>17084809
Apparently Heather comes from a radio family. Her mother and father used to do Chicago radio.
Don Wade and Roma show. Father passed away about a couple years ago.
>>17084919
>wife0.gif
>foreveralone
>>17084920
>>17080537
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gC8vqKJX18isuoWRLJLY8cfgeTU0-KkYQVUrmL49bVI/edit?usp=sharing
https://join.skype.com/ksszKTAjBld8
>>17084934
Isn't skype free?
>>17084930
I think you misread the post he said this guy.
>>17084896
Lines will be bellgag'd, good luck.
NO
hahaha
confirmed for fatty
>she replies she won't show her face
I don't this bitch realizes what she's doing by challenging us to doxx her.
Well, she just confirmed she's a fatty and most likely an ugly one too.
why even address it
that's just admitting you're an ugly fatty...on air
>wont show her face
why the fuck not
>>17084934
I have faith in you.
>>17084937
We both are so its ok.
Wtf, now she's breaking out with a southern accent?
You know what to do senpai.
>>17084935
This twat has been cockteasing the geeks at bellgab for years. She claimed to be a stripper at one point. Who the fuck want's a radio show host on affiliates that won't reveal who they are. Pathetic.
>>17084940
Skype sucks.
>>17084965
phone sex operator
>>17084965
She really did seem to play everyone masterfully and now wound up with a radio show for reasons none of us understand.
>>17084955
I think you guys are all talk on doxxing the sow. But, I will name you lord master of my bussy (butt pussy) if you do.
>>17084965
>She claimed to be a stripper at one point.
wut
>>17084938
Awesome. I missed that this was happening!
Holy shit this show is garbage. Why does anything that comes from bellgab fucking turn to shit
>>17084967
Sounds like the type of woman most people calling a phone sex site would love. I don't get the bs mystery.
