Ok guys, I got ahold of this recording of an actual Grey alien taunting an abductee during an abduction procedure.
The guy who recorded this managed to somehow shield his phone from whatever electrical field these beings use to fuck with electronics. It's highly disturbing and gives insight into just how evil and sadistic these creatures are. The recording ends with it laughing at the abductee.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
This is evidence that us humans need to fucking shut down SETI and quit trying to find life on other worlds. And should these beings ever openly arrive in the future, we need to spread the world and fight their asses. Peace and love my fucking ass.
You know this is obviously fake, right? I mean it's literally just a guy using a voice changer with some weird effects in the end. There is almost no proof some amateur didn't come up with a script and did this himself. And your story is kinda bullshit. I know a small amount of people know how to do some hardcore hacking shit, but being able to block otherworldly technology is way over the top.
>>17078932
>>>/pol/ <~~~~ that way smegma
>>17078936
What do you mean? Do you not find it odd than a creature from another world is using the human language? I'm not saying I'm not superstitious but this seems kinda dumb.
>>17078936
Not even the guy you responded to, but cmon man quit being a retard. There's a difference between believing in paranormal things and being a fucking moron.
>>17078932
Bullshit, you have no way of proving it WASN'T an alien.
>>17078936
>>17078952
You guys are really fucking stupid if you think this was an "alien"
>Using Clownfish as a voice changer
>Script from some alien movie
>Using English Language
>Stuttering
>Stupid fucking chipmunk noises in the end
Is that proof enough for you?
>>17078939
>be me
>grey alien
>want to make contact with human bitches cause im alpha as fuck
>they speak in a language called "english"
>im too good for that shit
>talk to them in azerbaiyan
>>17078923
>>17078936
>>17078952
>>17078960
>>17078939
No shit an alien would speak to us in english, how else could we understand them??
>>17078960
>>17078972
Aliens know us and speak human
We know aliens but don't speak alien
Ok mate
>implying that we aren't aliens
