Two sentence horror stories please?
The last man on earth sits alone in a room. Someone knocks on the door.
After committing matricide, you come back home, sweaty, terrified, hands stained with her blood. From the kitchen, mom calls, "Honey, dinner's ready!"
>>17074894
Growing up with 5 siblings , I got used to the sounds of people walking around at night. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.
I used to enjoy watching people walk by my window. That was until I moved to the 2nd floor.
>>17075045
daaamn
>>17074894
lol stephen king sucks at this
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
"Tell Dave to go away", Mum said, "He keeps scaring me". Dave had died 2 years ago.
>>17075054
same as his books -- great until the end.
"Mommy, there's a woman hanging in the hallway. Mommy?"
>>17074923
Fuckin lesbian families
If you see someone in a grey hoodie and torn jeans out on Gore Mountain, Vermont, don't try to talk to them. That's how they got John.
>>17075079
nice
You guys suck at this..fucking stupid.
>>17075045
I like this one.
Being an EMT is a great way to relieve stress. After all, nobody notices an extra DoA or two.
More. This shit's great.
>>17075135
Better hope your partner is on board with it.
Stop, don't look behind you. It doesn't enjoy being looked at.
I still see it in the sky sometimes. I don't know what I'm going to do.
There's no stopping it now. It's too advanced.
Above the skies our true King stood.
Now he's been released.
Your pupils are fixed and dilated. I'm hoping you can still hear this saw though.
>>17075175
HAPPENING
Answering the phone, you hear "What are you doing with my daughter?"
You ask your girl girlfriend and she responds "My dad is dead..."
>>17075167
>>17075172
>>17075175
These suck
>>17075175
FFFFFUCK
>>17075175
NO FUCK
STOP
NO
GOD DAMN NO
>>17075175
Have fun dying, keks
I'll stay safe here in my bomb shelter
From the very first moment he looked at her, he needed to be inside of her. He just needed to figure out a way to steal her from the stroller while her parents weren't looking.
>>17075182
But who was phone?
>>17074894
I hate ghosts-said kid
So do i,responded his teddy.
>>17075201
GAMBIT, GAMBIT
>>17075195
Kekd,fapped,scared.Nice one.
Looks like i've miscalculated.
I said as I jumped from the ledge.
>>17075181
>>17075185
>>17075188
>>17075193
>>17075201
>>17075206
Jesus fuck, you tinfoil hat idiots are more retarded then a penis on an orange
The last man on earth was sitting in his home. Suddenly there was a knock on the door
>>17075229
Its already been said you fucktard.
>>17075232
That hurt my feelings pal
>>17075235
Am gonna hex you now
>>17075201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Action_Message
>>17074894
I winked, The reflection smiled.
Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.
A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother.
As she's running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It's her mother. She whispers to her child, "Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too."
>>17074917
it's a woman
My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.
>>17074894
Pour cereal in bowl. Go to fridge, no milk.
> these threads r gay
Their radios stopped broadcasting. The Great Filter's ahead of you.
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Instrumentality is coming for us. But the server isn't online
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A friendly AI knows it can maximize the joy in the universe, but only after it was made. But, knowing you found it silly, it decides to make a copy of you and tortures you eternally, because it knows past you would have donated faced with that credible threat
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Can't shake the feeling something's behind you. But all you see is the shadow of a tree... with nothing to cast it.
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I'm really bad at this
your date, dylan, has brought his friend along with him to the diner. it's kind of weird, but the bundle of fragrant columbines he hands you is just darling.
"Stop breathing so heavy" your friend tells you.
"I'm not" you respond.
"You're safe here, dear, I promise".
I forced a smile and turned away from my daughter's grave.
>>17075410
"Dylan, why is your backpack so heavy, is it full of books?"
"No--magazines."
10.000 words paper. Due tomorrow.
The computer turned on. It was unplugged, though.
Every Time I wore it, it reminded me of her.
She had such pretty skin
>>17075438
I like this.
"GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!"
Oh, couldn't you just take a peaceful walk through the graveyard for once?
>>17075430
I came here for spooks not feels
Did you know I have three nipples?
I keep 'em in a shoebox next to a picture of my mother.
Who is phone?
>>17075449
this
"Stay away from people with skeletons in their closet, they're no good" people told me.
No one ever said anything about bodies.
>>17075460
>>17075449
STOP.POASTING.
The man stood at the throne of the lord of the infernal realm he was imprisoned in and asked the being:what in life did I do to be dammed to this place?
The towering creature replied to him:You have always been here,human,your vacation simply ended.
>>17075466
*Stop Posting
:^)
The girl of your dreams has finally approached you. You take a gander at her cleavage; printed across her t-shirt is: HALSEY.
PFFFT, goes my ass as I let out a huge shit, taking a look at it I notice it's covered in corn.
Funny, I never ate corn in my life.
>>17075494
I love how quiet my children are. They attract a lot of flies, though.
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There's a tiny detail I've realized today. Most people only cast one shadow.
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Electricity went out today. Good thing I had my TV to flash my room.
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My friend came here saying that his sister dissapeared, which is impossible. I buried her in my yard 2 days ago.
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I don't remember my house being such a mess when I left to work. Better take a nap, and fix it later.
>>17075438
>she has such pretty skin
Huh?
Cause he's...wearing...OOOOH
Good one, anon
>>17075202
legite spooked for a second
>>17075563
chills @ last one
>>17075175
do not answer
I stood at the side of a well and looked and saw a man; I instantly recognized him. When he smiled and walked away, that was when I remembered why he threw me down the well.
>>17075377
Understatement.
>>17075435
>tfw 400 words paper till thursday
>>17074894
Someone explain why this is scary.I get that his sister had drowned...
>>17074894
And now for the results, anon you are the father
A weary looking man holding a cane aimlessly wanders the streets on the darkest night for all of eternity; offering you the chance to strike a deal for your one true desire in exchange for his one true desire. It is not the man that you should fear, but rather the eternal darkness that comes with it when the man's one true desire is to be able to see the light once again no matter the cost
>>17075628
it wasn't scary until i read this. what if it was a personal experience he had?
>>17075628
5 years after she died, he found her in his closet.
>>17075631
>>17075631
not two sentence dumbass
up the top of my head
you tune into the news as your date freshens up in your bathroom
you pray they didnt hear their name being mentioned
_
"No buddy, to the right" you tell the driver when he took a left
"shortcut" he mumbles, as the sidedoors softly click
_
She readies her shotgun at you, tearing
youd thank her for this last act of kindness if you could speak
>>17075690
the first one would be scarier if it was 'your name' instead of 'their name'
>>17075692
oh shit youre right
You never truly know fear until you're at home talking to your friend and you hear you hear your friend banging on the door yelling for you to let him in.
You wake up to the sound of shattered glass.
"Looks like he finally got out"
The worst part about your grandmother insisting that she was to be buried in a safety coffin wasn't hearing the bell ring. It was that this was the third year had rung it;
"LET ME OUT" you yell.
They can't hear you over the 6ft of dirt.
>>17074894
One night a woman got a phone call from a police officer. He said, "your son was killed by a car; the driver was an alcohol."
>>17075175
SKYKING
SKYKING
SKYKING
SKYKING
DO NOT ANSWER
>>17075102
That's only one sentence, but it's still scary.
Just as I was about to drift off to sleep, I heard it.
"Above you" it whispered.
>>17074894
On Thanksgiving Day, your daughter brought her new boyfriend home.
"Daddy, meet Tyrone" she said.
She struggled and screamed as I dressed her. Probably why the boss had me handle the store's mannequins.
Living on your own can have it's perks; such as not needing to be decent to use the bathroom. But you like to get dressed anyway because when you go to the bathroom is when it usually decides to sit on your bed and wait for you.
PS. I know it's the gif version which is less creepy in my opinion. But I fucking hate this image and the gif made me jump so im not looking for the jpg version
>>17074894
he opened the closet door. A skeleton popped out.
>>17075416
"yeah, you are dude. fuckin quit it"
I was talking to myself just the other day.
Things got weird when he responded.
>>17075572
i dont get the last one
>>17075195
My dad molested me a lot as a child. He still does it now, even after dying.
>>17075202
>>17075045
>>17075268
Goddamit.
The rest sound like uttered by Karl Pilkington
>a cat was fed up. Turns out there was a ghost
>a shadow was pushing people from their bikes
>The ball toy was flying all over the room. Turns out the baby had the POWER.
the scab stopped itching after i scratched it enough. now i need a bandage for the hole i've ripped in my skin.
police arrive at the scene of a crash, a police car to be exact.
They feel fine until their badge numbers match up.
"The post-man hasn't delivered me any letters recently", you hear.
"I should probably let him out of his cage for a short while", your captor fortunately states.
>>17075794
seal of approval, anon.
>>17074894
Seven years after Billy's sister had been poisoned, he found her under the kitchen sink. Her eyes were full of poison.
>>17074894
Two hours after Jimmy's mother had been bukkaked, he found her huddled over on the sofa. Her eyes were full of semen.
>>17075285
that only made it spoopier
When George returned from his internal sojourn everything had changed. What were once living, feeling beings were now artificially animated puppetrons.
>>17075799
Thank you
Anon was lying in bed reading short horror stories online; when he felt something brush the back of his neck, followed by a blood curdling scream.
He didn't turn around; knowing full well that his bed was up against the outside wall of the basement
>>17075825
anon that's odd enough seeing as i have a basement
but i also have a vagina
>>17075844
Anon walked into the bathroom to go for a pee
Anon actually had a vagina all along
something
something
skeleton was actually in anon's vagina all along, AS WELL *fork lightning and thunder clap*
Plot Twist: I wish I had a vagina :( HRT doesn't make your dick fall off unfortunatly
>>17075866
alternatively, i have a basement and a vagina. they're both below the house--but not me.
"Are you there?"
I'm not here.
>>17075787
This happens to me a lot actually
>>17075820
You may enjoy a short story called Algorithms for Love
After a long day of getting rid of moth nests around the house, you take a nap. You awaken to the sensation of something crawling in your ear.
>>17075890
This thread in a nutshell..
>>17075088
Underrated post.
>>17074894
I'm already 26 and my mom still hugs and kisses me goodnight. I don't know how why she still does it, as she passed away 15 years ago
there are few things I regret in this life, not removing her tongue was one of them because I still hear her voice taunting me from beyond the grave.
>>17074894
I woke up from a knocking at my window, I then turned around to realise it was coming from the mirror
>>17074894
I took my son to see the the house i grew up in, and he noted how my room has changed since we moved out of it.
When i asked him how he knew which one my room was and what it looked like, he replied: i used to be your father once
Ah fantastic, another voicemail from my ex girlfriend Sarah, always telling me to stop fighting feelings and how we should be together it's like she just wont let go. January 17th marks the 3 year anniversey of the car crash that took her life. Silly Sarah.
i lose my penis, but who was boner?
Here are some spoopers 4 u:
We needed to do an autopsy on her body to find out why she died. However, we were never able to catch her.
How many hits does it take to kill someone with a baseball bat? ‘Bout 5.
It was a shame the next door neighbour’s girl accidently ate a piece of my special Halloween candy. She used to have such a pretty smile.
>>17075167
I like this one a lot for some reason
>>17075045
The only good one in this thread
>>17075175
Someone explain
>>17075283
Someone missed the "two sentences" memo
I was the only one that ever thought she was actually beautiful. I'm the only one that will ever know how beautiful she tastes.
Final. Exams.
>>17076173
I'm not good at this, but some of these just need reworked, because they could be something.
>>17075288
My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. Maybe that is what she was trying to tell me two years ago when she stumbled into our bedroom with her throat poorly slit.
>>17075283
Holy too many sentences batman.
A young girl hears her mother call her from the kitchen, so she runs down the hallway to meet her when the cupboard door under the stairs opens and the girl is pulled inside. Surprised to find her mother there, the young girl stills when her mother whispers, "Don't go in the kitchen, because I heard it, too."
>>17075268
He turned around when I called his name. His reflection didn't.
>>17075416
>>17075754
kek
I really liked >>17075036.
>>17075563
>There's a tiny detail I've realized today. Most people only cast one shadow.
I feel like this should be Fargo (tv series) dialogue. I hear that in a Minnesotan accent. "Ya know, I realized something kinda strange today, hon. Have you ever noticed that most people only cast on shadow, like, on the ground? Yeah, I know. I never noticed before; thought it was weird like, and all. Okay then"
And yes, I know, these reworks suck.
>>17075759
Me either
>>17075436
laptop?
16yo girl late night, a man breaks in into my room and get in top of me ,
I scream so loud to my dad would come and help me , he whispers "ssshhhh"
>>17075175
The end is near, I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery body lumbering against it.
It shall not find me, God, that hand! The window! The window!
Strange is the night where black stars rise, and strange moons circle through the skies.
But stranger still is,
Lost Carcosa.
I finished my shit and reached for the toilet roll. There was no toilet roll.
It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the livng God.
The download had taken 3 hours to get to 99%. Then the connection dropped.
As I lay there playing with my gfs tits I realised.. I didn't have a gf.
Mom!
I know she's there again tonight. His dog won't bark this time.
I reached back to wipe but my left hand had already been cut off. It was dark like usual for this designated street but then one of the piles started to move...
>>17075746
shit i hate that thing
>>17076331
I've taken shits that were scarier than that
I'm so tired and my pillow is so soft and warm. Oh God I can't breathe!
I slipped my hand under her skirt and up her warm thigh. Her Vagina felt like balls. It was balls. "I wont tell if you dont", he said.
>>17075079
underrated post
>>17074917
>>17074917
I'm spooped
I thought all those pills would just make me sleep forever but I woke up frozen in a hospital hell. The only thing I can hear or feel are my mother's tears.
>>17076136
GAMBIT, GAMBIT
Hello is dad, let door open. But dad is kill.
Why does it only come when I'm alone? I might as well just go out there, it'll get in eventually.
I ordered a pizza with pepperon.
The deliveryman was delicious.
Shadows are fun.
And having two is twice the fun.
He can't get in unless I let him in... But what if he's already inside?
I never sleep.
Yet I keep waking up
>>17075750
He didn't post the picture. It was too soon.
I never have a problem going to sleep. The voices always tell me when it's their turn to use my body.
>>17074917
>The last man on earth sits alone in a room. Someone knocks on the door.
You fucked it up. It should be
1. there`s a knock at the door.
or
2. the door is locked.
>>17076407
I found corn in my shit once, despite the fact I hadn't eaten it in a month.
Wake up in the middle of the night and look into the mirror only to see two girls staring at me. I close my eyes out of fear and before I know it I hear heavy breathing next to my ear.
I hated having to do that. It wasn't her fault she saw my real face.
>>17074894
At first, the inhuman screech in the woods didn't bother me too much.
But then I heard it out in the hall.
Oh please please please don't close the casket. I'm still alive.
>>17076477
now THAT'S some scary shit
I wish I could be pointing this gun at my own head, Dad but he said it had to be you or Mom.
As your family is dragged out of the house, you hope to god they shoot you first.
But they don't, and the screams of your loved ones echo through your head as they shoot you last.
"Is everything alright officer?"
"You should be more aware of your surroundings... like how this isn't a real badge."
>>17076522
"Here's the busted water heater."
"So, you said there's no one else in the home?"
>>17074894
@Stephen King @OP And then a skeleton popped out.
The doctor said the test was routine for someone of your age,and that it was just a precaution.
But you take one look at the grim expression on his face afterwards and you're instantly worried.
I have woken up but why does my eyes haven't opened yet. I cant lift my eyelids , can't move a muscle and all I can see is pure blank darkness.
>>17074894
On that day, I'll stand above your grave, alone in the sleet, with nary a rose or a message to pass along to you. To you dear stranger, you, who lived life largely without comfort of known acquaintance , I'll write this eulogy for.
I'm so very sorry sir...
We're out of chicken tenders.
>>17076531
"Sweety, why is the backdoor open?"
"The funny man said he wanted to show you something."
The phone rings, and an unfamiliar voice croaks,"They've been watching for a while now. They've decided to make their move."
The line dies as you hear the back door fly open.
You wake up,handcuffed to a hospital bed. The detective sitting on your right tells you that you that they could only find pieces of the poor girl.
>>17075447
I imagine a loud drunk man yelling at passerby's to let him out.
>>17075759
>man goes to work with house clean
>comes home house is messy
>takes a nap in messy house before anything else
You buy a pistol to protect your wife and teenage son,and you store it in your desk.
One day you look in the desk and the pistols gone,and you hear the blare of approaching police sirens off in the distance.
>>17075195
burst laughing out loud
She's so much colder now. Her passing has really ruined our sex life.
"Honey, I've come back for you"
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
They talk like know what be alone.
They not know what like to be phone.
>>17075494
fucking hell
>>17075283
That story always scares the shit out of me
You wake up in the middle of the night to someone standing right outside of the window beside your bed looking in on you.
Then you remember you don't have any windows in your bedroom.
>>17075431
Underrated post
Dammit, Leigh turn off that radio now! As I just now remembered she's been gone for school more than an hour.
>>17075690
That last one is awesome.
>>17075088
lol
Doesn't that sun feel so good on the skin? Closing my eyes, and huddled in the darkness of the summit alone.
>>17075746
Annoying nigger doll?
>>17075763
holy shit reading this thread in Karl Pilkington's voice is fucking killing me
>>17075431
good show
>>17075962
breddy gud
>>17075965
creepy as fuck
>>17075977
8/10
1/10
2/10
My dog is so big, he makes it hard to hunt sometimes.
But some people trust dogs.
congratulations!
it's a girl
>>17075438
I get what you meant to imply in the story, but the two sentences don't directly follow that. He could be talking about a jacket and the next line is him reminiscing. But maybe i'm just over-analyzing.
>>17076730
this one's confusing. is it a painting then? a mirror?
You wiggle your toe, but no one notices. Your mother cries as she tells them to pull the plug.
>>17075283
>There were tiny clicks as my fingers flew across the keyboard, words forming sentences, sentences becoming paragraphs, paragraphs becoming pages, pages becoming stories; the laptop was hot beneath my hands as my fingers flew across the keys forming the sentences as they appeared on the page; music blared from the small speakers on the laptop as the screens changed; I worked faster as I looked at the clock and cursed silently to myself “How am I going to finish this in two hours?” scaring the dog that lay asleep at my feet; I knew it was useless to complain so I looked down at the screen and the curser blinking at the end of the sentence; I heaved another sigh and continued to type my story; most my stories came to life before my eyes but this one was quickly fading; the music gave me no inspiration so I changed screens and flipped through my songs in Itunes but nothing seemed to help; leaning back I looked at the 34 pages of typed work; “What could be missing in this story?” I asked aloud again, the dog looking at me as if I was crazy; I sighed and set the laptop down and climbed to my feet and I started to pace; still that did not help me so I walked over to the bird cage and opened the door; the dog raised its head and looked before sighing and closing its eyes; I laughed and went back to my laptop; clicking back a little while I started to add more to it; A pet for the queen that always seems to get in trouble, I thought as I typed fast adding in parts Why did I not think of it before? I asked as my little bird hopped down onto the keyboard; I laughed and let her peck at the keys; then she stared at the colors on the screen tilting her head to the side transfixed by the colors.
you wake up after a car accident.
your body doesn't.
These are all so fucking awful
>>17077036
Especially Stephen King's.
Billy from down the street is my best friend. But my grandpa said I can't see him anymore after he recognized him from childhood.
>>17075961
Pls no:(
"Please, just make it quick..."
"No."
It was only after they found her sister's body when Amelia realized, she had been the one to neglect the lanterns before bedtime.
She took comfort in the fact that she could blame any family member.
>>17077019
FUX
She hoped that the thing would kill her quickly. But she saw how it ate Jason.
I always have fun going to Grandma's house. I wonder who is living there now?
Argomer was an immortal man who lived to see the rise and fall of many empires,the birth and death of many great humans and mankind's greatest accomplishments.He also lived to see what happened after the sun consumed them all.
>>17075971
gives hope
The nigger approaches you. He tells you that he got your daughter pregnant.
>>17075045
but this makes sense. he used to enjoy them but he moved to the 2nd floor.
it should say, that was until i moved to the first floor
>>17076778
thanks man
>>17076218
>Instead of suspecting that his house has been robbed, the guy just takes a nap. Probably the burglar is still inside.
I'm tired....... Of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane
>>17075264
Ahhhhhh
>>17075438
Only good one
I voted for Obama. Twice.
You meet the girl of your dreams. She's perfect in every way, until you discover the skeleton inside her.
>>17075153
even if he isn't... nobody notices and extra DoA or two.
>>17077343
17075175 THE KING COME DOWN
The phone rang at midnight every day until I went to answer, where upon it always ceased immediately.
That is until the vampire descended the stairs on april 17th
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My mother was a kind woman, always gave me help when I needed it, so of course my life was shattered upon her sudden death from cancer.
Yet the zombie mom knocks on the front door every night
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The ghost car circled the block three times each night.
That is until me neighbor from three houses down was found dead crashed into a utility pole in his buick.
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Mrs Rogerson never missed her soap operas every afternoon.
Until her husband found out she had no eyesss
>>17075576
took me a few moments and a double take. I like it.
My sister was the best at hide-and-seek. They never found her.
>>17076638
>horror
>>17075761
not sure if it refers to the dad or narrator dying, but is fucked up either way. nice one
>>17076848
You're an idiot, play a record.
>>17075962
reminds me of that Guns n Roses song, "Used to love her"
>>17077155
Ghosts and floaty people.
Where is your imagination?
>>17076449
Like, with two sources of light?
>>17076512
Lame AND wrong comma placement.
And EN is not even my mother tongue.
>>17077019
Not possible if your EEG is flat, which is a required to be unplugged.
A white guy broke into my house. I live in England.
You awaken to see the man standing over you.
He raises the knife.
>>17074894
Five years after Tommy's sister was hit by car, he found her standing in his closet.
Her eyes were now headlights.
>>17076373
>>/pol/
>>17075045
I don't get it
Daddy, where are the Martians?
Honey, we are the Martians now.
>>17075721
Which one? Ethanol?
