Art Bell listening thread.
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Tue Dec 8 – Dr. David Jacobs – Alien Experimentation on Humans
Website: www.ufoabduction.com David Michael Jacobs is a retired professor of history at Temple University in Philadelphia. He has also been a UFO researcher since 1966.
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Is there a mechanism for suggesting topics for Art's show?
this ought to be funny.
>>17061935
You can e-mail the producer about guests you would like on the show.
It's on art bells website somewhere.
>>17061948
I'd like to hear art interview the #blacklivesmatter guy. You know, the white guy who is a black guy.
Third time Jacobs has been on.
>shilling the shit producer already
wewlad
Aliums tonight? Ayy lmao! Give us another one when lines open, anon. Art will start saying it himself after a while.
is this the hubrid guy?
>>17062002
Huge backlash brewing even on Bellgab. Which is funny considering his producer is one of their own.
Hey, someone should call in and ask Art if he remembers that time aliens invaded Oklahoma. One of his callers got abducted on-air.
I liked the light bulb guy.
Props to Art tonight for actually saying C2C instead of being "That other show right guys? huehuehue".
Trump did nothing wrong.
>>17062007
Good. Time she steps it up, or fucks off.
>rock your world
i bet its a shit show
>>17062004
yep. he's gonna talk about ayy lelmos knocking bitches up tonight.
This isn't going to be like the HUUUUE guy right.
>>17062014
Me too, but Art made it sound like his whole act was eating the lightbulb instead of just one part of it.
Who /hubrid/ here?
>>17062038
Obviously the one that could land the Enterprise's fucking saucer section on her schnozz.
>>17062007
Bellgab started saying that the stalker at Art's home was fake and that he was just doing it for either publicity or as an excuse to retire again. He went there to defend himself and they doubled down and told him that not only was he full of shit regarding his stalker but Abby Normal was fake too! He hasn't been back to Bellgab since. That was November 30th.
>>17062038
asians are hubrids
>>17062052
lol and i thought we were miserable, cynical fucks
>>17061927
go philly
>>17062052
He needs to stay away from that website and fire that incompetent producer of his.
>>17062052
lol Art is such a crybaby. He should focus on making his show good again instead of dealing with a dumb message board of cat ladies. His show is awful now. First step fire Heather.
>>17062065
Second step: become an anon and learn how to shitpost with the best.
>>17062065
He won't do that any more than he will get rid of Rowland. He's hopelessly dedicated to people.
>>17062065
True. He needs to just focus on his show.
>>17062033
Just like in the days of Noah?, ayylmos are meatsuits for demonic/nephilim/archon spirits and want to mix the serpent seed with the human race via hubrids/hybrids.
>>17062065
bellfags are going to cause art to disappear from radio and go into hiding
i bet the stalker guy was one of them
Whoa, just tuned in, it sounds like Art was defending the producer at the start.
I am the caller last night who said his experiment hiring a forum poster isn't working out.
>>17062093
Hey kekshed man!
>>17062093
It's not. But Art's ego will never allow him to admit he is wrong.
Should I even listen? there are no comments on the show..
aliens are interesting, this will be a good show
>>17062112
art keeps hinting that its supposed to amazing
i think hes trying to comfort heather after her emotional breakdown after getting called shit last night
I love when Art plays lunatic fringe, can he play newer music now or does this somehow meet the requirements of not being out since the 70's?
>>17062121
lel, that bad huh? Art's such a drama meister.
>>17062100
You think Art understood the "cu.ckshed" reference?
>>17062121
we should call again tonight and remind him how shit she is.
>>17062138
he laughed pretty hard about jamal being with the guy's wife, so i think he got the picture
They get up on a table, it's not a regular table with four legs or so.
>>17062138
I doubt it. He was too busy laughing after the picked last in gym class and I think he missed it.
>>17062142
Agreed.
YOOOOOUUU-brids
>>17062138
He doesn't know lemonparty, middle school tier internet knowledge
Well didn't, does now
>>17062145
I'm reading this in Jacob's voice, it's almost like listening.
>get aroused just by staring
i do that all the time in public
tfw no sexy hubrid gf to pollinate
alien abductions are just sleep paralysis experiences. Theres a nerve in your spine which get's pinched when you sleep on your back. The lack of blood flow causes temporary paralysis. It's genetic. This is known, over and over and over again.
>>17062163
>life after death is just gas
This is you
before i listen or read any post here let me guess that it is another shitty show
>>17062163
We're on to you now, /hubrid/
>>17062163
THE GODDAMN ROOM MATES FUCKING SAW THEM LEAVING OR COMING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
someone got a link to the /x/er calling out art's producer last night?
>>17062163
I can confirm.
I had a sleep paralysis experience. They are frightening. I convinced myself something nefarious like alien abduction had taken place, before someone told me what happened.
>>17062177
her spine nerve was just pinched as well.
>>17062178
was it entertaining???
>>17062178
You can download the whole show on pirate bay. I am the caller and that is how I got the show.
I am on at the 2:45:29 mark
>>17062177
>having a gullible idiot for a roomie
>not fucking with their fears and psychosis for giggles
whats more likely anon:
interstellar/dimensional aliens with the ability to phase through solid objects using that ability to kidnap some frat chick in the middle of the night then drop her back in her dorm
or dreams and memes.
David Jacobs again. I thought this was a repeat at first. This is the third time in just under six months they've had him on. Are they having trouble getting guests?
>>17062206
>dreams and memes
I want to believe
>>17062209
Heather sucks at her job.
>>17062209
Art realizes the pending hubrid invasion is the best topic of discussion he's found during his time at DMR.
>>17062163
>This is known
go away Missandei
How come I used to experience them when I slept on my stomach and used to dabble in spiritism and would feel things touching me while paralyzed and also would hear whispers but now that I stopped dabbling I have NEVER once had sleep paralysis since, just like I had never experienced it before I started dabbling.
the witch that sits on your chest is more than ppl tripping out, it's a real entity.
>>17062223
Yep. He's a popular guest.
Open Hailing Frequencies tonight on Other Side Of Midnight With Richard C. Hoagland.
>>17062209
At least he's not talking about ISIS.
>>17062209
the producer sucks at producing. art just had michio kaku on, so i'm sure he could have decent guests if he had a better producer. also, art is obsessed with this jacobs guy. he thinks his expose of alien hubrids is gospel.
>>17062226
I have a witch that sits on my face every now and then.
I should of never married her.
Art's bad guests are not the fault of his producer.
RCH's bad guests are the fault of his producer.
Planned parenthood makes the fetuses disappear on a daily basis. Maybe it's fucking ayy lmaos there.
Shave your head wear hipster glasses and drown in crazy pussy.
Based insectoids are in charge.
abducting confirmed for pleb work
obey all insectoids or die
..."aliens live in ufos"
Idk but does anyone else think this sounds stupid?
>>17062270
jacobs sounds like a paranoid delusional old man when he's talking half the time
Someone posting here right now could be an alien!
this guy use to be a professor? wtf. the commie agenda did pan out i guess
>>17062239
I think the bigger issue is that the producer only has so much power over gets booked. The most likely scenario is that Heather presents Art with options and he selects those he wants to go with best, for better or worse.
>autistic "people" are aliens
>>17062277
I'm an alien sumtimes my parents try to take me when I sleep but I've been trained to call on Jesus and that makes them run away :((
forreal though xD
>>17062278
Yeah he used to teach at Temple University. Mind-boggling shit.
>>17062289
We aliums now. Better call the dolphins to cure us.
>aliens are little bitches
im guessing this guy writes alot of books. he seems like a money grabber
>>17062304
>"welcome to 'earf"
Art implying we weren't just talking about isis last night.
>>17062305
why do you say that
>>17062014
Missed him, which episode?
>>17062322
Neat sideshow dude on the 1st.
>>17062305
he does. nice hucksterdar anon.
>>17062330
Yeah, the freakshow dude. Wasn't great but not bad.
talk sexy to me amybae <3
the news lady isnt a real person, right?
>>17062342
She's a jewbrid
Yo, Hubrid here and imma just say :" Bleem gurbit shizzm futsuuuurggggle bitangualoppydoo. yah that's right..
MAW GIB ME STEW
>>17062287
yeah, i guess it's not fair to blame the producer entirely. i am in denial, but it seems like art bell has lost his way. he is a paranoid muslim-fearing conspiracy theorist that should be spending his time calling into C2C open lines these days...
>>17062342
Don't insult my birdfu
>>17062346
>tfw eating beef stew right now
>>17062352
Clearly a replicant, your basic pleasure model.
>>17062356
Hey give me some.
>>17062352
damn that bitch kawaii in a bad way!
fuck I wish I could get a life of brian reading
Which is a bigger scam, a wifi radio or a phone psychic?
>>17062361
Lumen lights
>>17062361
phone psychic.
But not the Psychic Treadmill Repairman he is legit.
this song from "from dusk till dawn" whats it called?, can he play whatever he wants now?
>>17062359
Get It while it's hot, anon.
>>17062360
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fuck I wish I could get a life of brian reading
She's kind of a milf
>>17062372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvnL4dtqIY8
>>17062365
Where has autist treadmill repairman been? He sounded depressed in his later commercials. An hero'd?
he should play exclusively young thug during every break
>>17062376
damn. nice titties
>>17062376
So that's what happened to Patrica Arquette after Medium went off the air. She's still doing the show, only in RL now.
I'VE GOT A HOT TIP FOR YOU, AMY!
>>17062376
watch what you say, brian is always watching
>>17062385
I ain't afraid of no ghost
so glad bell has another show..dropped that boring c2c quick...too bad RCH puts me to sleep, his voice
>>17062387
Das it mane
ATHEISTS CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS
>>17062409
autistic atheists confirmed hubrids. we need a cleansing.
i still find it baffling that art believes this nonsense and found his UFO expert (who was very evidence -and-real-documents-based) on a while back hard to believe. ART WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>17062417
4chan is kill
whuts up wit them martians, art?
So how many of you are hubrids? Don't be scared this is an anonymous board.
>>17062415
I heard that too at first. Kanye confirmed autist hubrid.
Mantids
aliens can't /fa/
>high collar
>>17062442
palewave
Hubrids are NEETs?
>>17062450
they can just use jedi mind tricks at the bank
she stumped him
>>17062452
So that's where all my money went... Think the bank will buy it?
Bank robbers confirmed for human.
>>17062456
can't hurt to try
>>17062093
whoa!! stop the clock!
TINFOIL HATS
what a fucking joke.
Illegal aliums?
someone call and ask if a hubrid would be a better producer than Heather.
>>17062469
you won't be so smug when you're the slave of a hubrid
Damn. missed half of a good ufo show. fuck these are rare now
>>17062471
They tried to abduct her to find out and burned out the tractor beam.
How many hubrid's could you take out /x/?
>>17062472
i wear my velo hat all day
rip earphone users
the tranny calls begin
>legitimate time traveler
many "rosewells" to all my x fa ms
>>17062483
good call. maybe we could get some of the hubrids on our side. the hubrid rebellion.
The only place you can't be abducted by Aliens is basic training. They would have to mind control like a hundred guys not to get noticed. If the Ayy's ever come after me I'm enlisting in the navy and becoming a sub mariner.
checkmate Ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>17062374
Lucky bastard. For all the equipment I've brought to my bunker so far, a spoon isn't one of them.
>>17062498
Too bad you would still get anal probed...
r ayy lmaos into anal
Wow, I never really thought Art's wife would actually be listening to his shows...
>>17062500
>>17062500
What the fuck are you eating?
>tfw can see your digging into that can with your fingers.
>>17062507
he keeps her in a cage in his studio
>>17062511
Cold beans. It's too rainy outside to make a fire, and I always forget to bring a stove.
>>17062516
Are you inawoods anon?
The jews are hubrids. No one wants to come out and say it.
>>17062516
Where are you that you don't have a stove? I still had a beer can stove or a fire even when I was homeless.
>>17062528
u r barking up the wrong tree
>>17062529
He is a hubrid.
>>17062523
>>17062529
There's a small town about an hour away, so I'm not sure it counts as innawoods. But aside from my lack of cooking equipment, I'm pretty comfy.
>>17062528
Jewbrids.
Mother of God
>>17062500
If you have a knife, just whittle yourself a spoon.
>>17062535
>17062535
I'm in the the center of about 4 million people right now so your innawoods as fuck from my perspective.
>>17062534
It all makes sense now.
This whole season of Fargo had just been a marketing campaign for the new X-Files.
RCH is gonna have a meltdown tonight. I can feel it in my plums.
>>17062545
don't pay him any attention. he posts the same thing every night
>>17062537
>wood pile is outside
>pissing rain mixed with snow
I think I'll take my chances with my fingers.
>>17062543
Thier has been a disturbance in the torsion field>>17062545
dat pan flute
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>17062548
This is the second time in the last two weeks I've said this. I was wrong last time.
>>17062551
>tfw panflute caller
>>17062549
So it's already washed for you. Or you could just use your knife for a scoop. You did bring a knife, right?
>>17062557
haha my hero... vampirical aliens mfw
>>17062556
does he still take phone calls
im going to call RCH and roleplay as a kekold
>>17062556
a bellgagger used to post the same thing every night, some variation of 'rch is going to have a meltdown.' i assumed you were him and you probably are, but whatever.
>>17062563
HOAGLAND IS TAKING OPEN HAILING FREQUENCIES TONIGHT!
PAY ATTENTION BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT!
>>17062563
Yes he does.
>>17062560
But I don't wanna go outside! I could catch a cold, or get eaten by a skinwalker!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT UNITY SPORTS, ART
>>17062568
how do y'all stay up so late
That was the biggest let down of a story
Jesus, the climax of the story is "he didn't tell me anything, but I bet he saw some crazy shit."
Thanks for calling senpai.
art just said piffanies
>>17062566
I see. No, I'm not that guy but i could definitely see him being someone I can be best friends with.
>>17062569
last time i listen to him everybody was calling in and making fun of him. it sounded like he was about to cry
>>17062575
I'm unemployed!
>>17062568
You better check your capitalization privilege, shitlord.
>>17062584
do you like it?
>>17062580
sure faggot
>>17062500
dont cut yourself on that edge anon
>>17062573
I wouldn't worry about it...
It's not that bad out here.
Did the guy that used to post soft core nudes here finally get banned? I haven't seen him in a while. Also the "Asia for Asians..." Guy.
>>17062594
i miss them both
>>17062591
fuck off, scooter
>>17062575
Insomnia.
>>17062584
Me too recently
ANAL
PROBES
>>17062590
No. I don't have any money.
>>17062598
Work at Outback (the restaurant)
>>17062583
Ahh yes, those are the best RCH shows. He's definitely getting an earful from me, perhaps triggering a ripple in the torsion field, destroying RCH's mind, turning him into a bearded vegetable.
>>17062602
oh i'm sorry
good thing he got the pockets
>hot pockets
memer.
>>17062602
my main board is pol and ppl glorify being neet there...
>>17062597
at least get some new material senpai
>>17062611
so obvious
>>17062605
If there was one around here, I would. Even applying for a weed dispensary tomorrow.
"a lot of them have agendas" funny coming from jacobs
made enough money off his books to retire.
>>17062624
you his accountant senpai?
my theory is they arent here yet lol
HAHAHAHA
"I've never seen them on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles, I don't think they're here yet."
I'm with this guy.
Hoagland thread.
>>17062633
>>17061935
>Is there a mechanism for suggesting topics for Art's show?
on Bellgab there is a thread just for suggesting guests for the show
>>17062038
Not hubrid but I've got plenty of hubris.
>>17062528
Knitting Yahoo has even publicly admitted it.
No RCH tonight. He only does four shows a week now.
