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Every rock or stone I have have curves and indents that fit perfectly
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Every rock or stone I have have curves and indents that fit perfectly to my thumbs and index fingers. I find this a bit strange. opinions /x/? PIC related one of my many rocks
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Your fingers are designed to hold rocks/tools more like
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What are opposable fingers?
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>>17060747
this is true, but still
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>>17060739

Now if you study a well-made banana, you'll find, on the far side, there are 3 ridges. On the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you'll find on the far side there are three grooves, on the close side, two grooves. The banana and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other. You'll find the maker of the banana, Almighty God, has made it with a non-slip surface. It has outward indicators of inward contents - green, too early - yellow, just right - black, too late. Now if you go to the top of the banana, you'll find, as with the soda can makers have placed a tab at the top, so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face. You'll find a wrapper which is biodegradable, has perforations. Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth. It's chewy, easy to digest and its even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier.
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>>17060776
>get your hand ready to grip a banana
>The banana and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other.
>Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand.
>Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry.
>It's just the right shape for the human mouth.
>its even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier.
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>>17060776
If this is a joke, it is the most comforting joke.
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>>17060788
agreed
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>>17060788
That argument was used by a Christian to prove God was real. No shit, it actually happened. Kirk Cameron was there too.
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>>17060812
Yeah that's where I have it from. Just search for "creationism banana" on YouTube
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Or the banana was cultivated by humans so only the bananas with this design were propagated.
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>>17060837
No it was god. Just like he formed OPs rocks to fit perfectly in only his hand.
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>>17060776
He's right that the banana does just seem to "work" in all of those ways. But that's because it's beneficial to the plant to be eaten by animals.

Not to mention that the bananas we eat today have been cultivated to be like that. Bananas, before humans intervened, were nothing like the fruit we eat today.
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>>17060739
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>17060755
Still what? You sound like a child.
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>>17060857
no I'm not kidding
and no I'm not a child
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