I played a game with friends where you buy small presents on a certain budget, pack them up and do stuff with a dice, eventually you get random presents. I felt super drawn to one specific package and got it: It had this tiny Buddha statue. In the end we revealed who bought what, and appearantly NO ONE brought in the statue. We were pretty much all baffled and confused as to where it came from and we still don't know. So either one of us is lying (which I highly doubt, I know them very well) or the universe wants me to have it. So /x/, what do you feel when looking at it? Where the fuck did it come from? Took the picture on the way back home.
insert buddha in rectum. post pics.
i think the better question is what do YOU feel when you look at it? does it make you calm/comforted or does it make you uneasy? a picture is one thing, but you're physically there with the object. it would make more sense to gauge your own experience with it.
>>17054777
Ouch
>>17054781
Good question. I actually feel very drawn to it. It's always in my jacket and when I'm travelling I have it in my hand. It's very comforting. This morning I didn't feel it in my pocket and I panicked a little, but then I found it fortunately. I just made the picture of him zen in the bus.
>>17054793
rub his nipple for good luck
>>17054798
*rubbing*
It's choco Buddha.
>>17054793
then it doesn't sound like it has any bad energy - at least not so far. i don't think there would be any problem keeping it around. all i'll say is don't attach too much importance to it - i don't even mean that in a "ooooh spooky paranurmal" way, i don't know how much i believe in stuff like that. but i do know i had a crystal that my good friend gave me and i liked carrying it around, it was a source of comfort (not in a magical sense, in a material sense), and one day when i lost it i flipped my shit. keep it somewhere safe.
>>17054806
what material is it? not the nipple. the thing overall.
>>17054772
is look like buddha in my culture, What phra kha. he is bringer of luck to peoples and it says that before he go back to the sky he leave his essense in form of tiny token and whoever finds it is lucky as long as he do good in life. if finding person commits anything wrong even small thing, finding person becomes cursed. i not really sure how bad curse is, but phra kha is also known for we sacrifice only animal insides to him to soothe bad weather. is said he is lover of fresh meat when angered.
>>17054772
oh, man, dat statue is holier than thou.
>>17054839
nice
>>17054806
clip your fucking fingernails
>>17054839
Be good and be lucky, do anything bad at all and be cursed. That's some pressure to live with.
>>17054839
I'll do some research, but fuuuuuuuck I hope that isn't true. Well I got the statue yesterday and have had a shitty unlucky day today. I hope I'm not cursed. What if you find it bringing bad luck, can't you destroy it or something? Or some counter ritual? I'm don't know too much about spirituality, that's why I'm asking /x/.
>>17054951
Nah, women don't have to do that. And they grow super fast since I'm vegan, I'd have to do it every day. Too much work for me.
people lie, even if it's funny like this. No need to panic.
>>17055114
well at least clean them then. good grooming is important.
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>>17055112
not really sure, what phra kha is mostly kids story told to make them do good in school. in new years we are given a small token as reminder of what phra kha. do good and be lucky. they say some scary stuff like being found alone with your insides gone, but is mostly talk. id just be good
When you see the Buddha in the streets, kill him.
>>17054772
>Where the hell did it come from?
space
someone bought an extra buddha as a paranormal/spiritual prank
>>17055114
>how to tell if someone's a vegan or a girl
>don't worry, they'll tell you
>inb4 tumblrsmug reply
>>17054826
Nothing fancy. I think just regular casting stone/plaster.
>>17055162
Yeah, sorry for the mess. I just came back from my horse which was dirty from the mud.
>>17058626
Yeah, that might probably just be it.
>>17058807
An I not allowed to tell?
NOOOOOO I DROPPED IT JUST NOW!!
Gonna see if I can get superglue soon.
>>17054772
>So either one of us is lying (which I highly doubt, I know them very well)
you really think that magic mysticism is more likely than someone playing a trick on your gullible ass?
wow, a magically mass-produced token of totally legit divinity
>>17054777
Trips confirm
>>17054772
One of your friends is retarded and wants you to believe the "universe" is responsible for it.
>>17054772
one of your friends is taking you as a fool.
don't believe them, they're laughing their asses off behind your back.
>>17054822
>>17059420
Anon jinxed you over the interwebs.
>>17059420
kek
>>17060181
This, my friend, is a fantastic sentence.
>>17062256
screenshot it for posterity
>>17062357
> screenshot it for [no reason]
FTFY because nobody cares.
