>2am
>Wake up to a thumping under the bed
>>17048201
Op is kill
>>17048201
Thanks OP. 1.45am here and I'm just off to bed.
>>17048201
Hopefully the rape demon has arrived. I'm bored.
>>17048255
rape demons are nice. The straight kind...
But my mattress is on the floor
has happened to me before, but I was too lazy to care
>>17048201
>it's actually your parents having sex on the washer in the basement
>>17049924
came in to say this
>>17048201
I sleep on the floor.
>>17049990
>joke's on OP
>>17048201
Tell the demons to stop fucking each other and go the hell back to sleep.
>start having a semiconscious dream
>voice tells me to hide my left arm in shirt and wake up
>I force myself to wake up and find my left arm tucked inside my shirt
Fuck yeah! I have dream powers! I can...wait, isn't this my older room as a kid?
>wake up for real this time
>mfw
