Midnight in the Desert - (12/4/2015)
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Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
http://artbell.com/
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Friday, December 4th, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
Guest: A bunch of autists
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CALL-IN
Telephone: 1 (952) 225-5278 (CALL-ART)
Skype: MITD51 (US/CAN)
Skype: MITD55 (Overseas)
>>17044935
Friendly reminder Art Bell has had known hoaxers on his Sirius radio show and not called them out on their bullshit. How is this any different.
Art was on Periscope about twenty minutes ago. He was on twice. He didn't say anything either times. He held up a light bulb that said "Hungary" and "780 Lumens" and played "I Can See For Miles" by The Who. Then when he came back on he held up the light bulb again and played "Nothing But A Heartache" by The Flirtations.
>>17044945
Tonight he'll announce that he has All timers and Ass burgers.
Open lines tonight boys. Is anyone calling in tonight? Is sheep bro around?
>>17044965
I am too scared. You say anything "anti-muslim" Obama's nigger bitch AG Loretta Lynch will arrest you.
>>17044945
He wanted to copy the sideshow guy, but reenacted the the lightbulb scene from Shadow Recruit instead.
On hold.
Going to play my guitar again, this time for Art Bell.
Hopefully he will appreciate the great guitar playing I do.
Inb4 bellgab
Imagine that, Keith Rowland, retard extraordinaire has a fuck up.
>>17044975
Same, I hate calling. Plus I have no good fake story.
>>17044983
Are you the one who called Hoagie last night? Don't suck this time, okay.
Addiction line? I want to confess my love again.
>>17044993
plz don't
>>17044993
I remember that show, you came on right after the DandD guy
Was he /x/ too?
>>17044996
but i will fαm
>>17044997
yeah he was. that guy was great
>>17045004
Art gives wholesome advice
>women for selective service
good, they want equality so its only fair
Who's excited to be drafted and fight for an anti-american government, against the last best pro-white Christian country
>>17045012
Israel drafts women too.
>>17045012
They don't want equality which is why they fought against this in the 70s.
>>17045012
Unless it's something they don't want. Then it's oppressive.
Lear's the bomb, I'd love for another show.
>>17045028
Neat.
Is Art going to eat a lightbulb?
please eat it art and wash it down with some bleach
ITT: Art cuts the shit out of his mouth
Fuck, Art is going to die.
>>17045035
No, he's going to pretend to eat a lightbulb because it's radio and he thinks we're all rubes.
Art you so cray cray.
art is a master troll
>>17045033
based Wings
Just blazed, have some good coffee to go along with open lines - Comfy.
>>17045044
>>17045033
Whoops didn't mean to reply but we dub twins; it must have been destiny.
Art should have that psychic on so he can get in touch with Ramona for the holidays.
>>17045057
ramona is too busy enjoying all that ghost penis
>>17045050
Based Flirtations
Eating a light bulb on air is noory-tier. Art please.
>>17045057
If he wanted to spend the holidays with her, he wouldn't have killed her.
haven't one of you encountered hubrid
>>17045069
DMR has a hubrid on staff.
>>17045028
WEW Lad.
>>17045078
Is she fat of not? It's just a simple question.
>>17045078
>you will never give Amy Martin your hot tip
Kill me
It was the Kokanee Sasquatch! Don't fuck with his beer
>Indian burial ground
>aissa
may be fat
Fuck. A woman.
>>17045081
>WEW
>E
>W
lolololllll l
lol the lemon party guy ruined it for everyone
Someone telling Art to go to porn sites? When did that happen?
This girl belongs to the most powerful race in the world.
>>17045104
Came here just to mention that. Lemonparty.org ruined websites for everyone.
I had an unhuman encounter
It had fur, four legs and loves dog treats
I saw it at my moms, it was her dog
lemon party ruined being able to promote websites on air.
this is why we can't have nice things.
LEMONPARTY BTFO
>>17045106
some anon told him to go to lemonparty for a creative solution to the refugee crisis. lol
>like, oh my gosh
yea get rid of this bitch Art, talking about viruses
what is arctic chaga
is it a meme food
>makes no medical claims
CHAGA
FUCK
YES
CHAGA'S BACK NIGGER
>>17045132
fuck blueberries
>>17045132
Chaga is love Chaga is life.
>>17045132
it is food for alphas and basically makes you immortal.
>>17045132
A mushroom
>>17045144
Appetizing.
>>17045141
That's Ambrosia, anon.
Who /dog heaven/ here?
>Journey to Dog Heaven
is dog heaven any different from human heaven?
>>17045150
Is that a sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven?
>>17045155
Lot more fire hydrants and things to chase.
I'm going to call in. How can I make Art as pissed off as possible without being hung up on?
>>17045155
Obviously
>>17045161
claim to be the mouse
>>17045161
Ask him why the guests suck and he's still stuck in the 90s with this nonsense.
>>17045160
>things to chase
I was thinking dog heaven is probably hell for bad cats.
Fuck, I'm late. How's open lines been?
>>17045171
lemonparty guy ruined open lines forever
>>17045171
The usual boring nonsense.
>>17045161
say that San Bernardino was a false flag, mock the dead.
these near death stories always make death sound so nice
ive had sleep paralysis before and saw these black semi transparent hands come over my body
>cool story, dude.
hahahaha
INTENSE JOKES BRUH
>>17045181
I want to die in my sleep like my gramps and not screaming in horror like the people in his car.
this lady does not sound 32
this inbred bitch sounds like she is 60years old
This chick sounds like she has downs
Is this a fake accent or is she retarded?
>>17045188
strokes can do this
is this the band camp girl ?
i dont think this bitch has any teeth
This bitches voice, god, does she have downs?
Is this a real actual retarded caller?
She sounds like Gayle from Bob's Burgers
more people need to call in and say an alien bit them, lets make it an epidemic
>>17045196
ayy lmao
>>17045188
Meth is a hell of a drug.
>tfw 31
So she bit an alium?
bell gab general
"Can't remember"
I can remember clear as day when I saw a shadow person when I was four years old. In retrospect, it probably wasn't a shadow person though. It was more likely an overactive four-year old imagination.
Cmon steve!
>>17045209
Did your TV disappear soon after that?
>coming to art for insight
>>17045218
No, I grew up in a pretty backwoods area. I didn't see a negro until I was in highschool
>>17045199
So it Art banging Amy?
Yes guitar guy!
holy shit is this the /x/ faggot
i am mad
>>17044983
Is this you?
idiot on the line
>>17045224
Lucky fucker. Grew up in the ghetto.
Who is this autist? Come on, /x/. Confess your sins of wasting Art Bell's time.
cant wait to hear this homos song
Does everyone on /x/ play a musical instrument?
Give us an ayy lmao, faggot.
>>17045243
I do actually.
>>17045228
She's not Art's type, too old and white.
>>17045243
i play the didgeridoo
god art is such a faggot. cant listen to a niggas song
>>17045248
Me too nigga.
This is a /pol/ caller.
>>17045250
If you're the supposed guitar player that was on Hoagie last night, you're the last person that should be calling anyone else a faggot.
PROTIP: If you want to share your music with art or hoagie, don't tell them. Talk about what you want, then say "One more thing" and start playing.
>>17045253
pls dont post a tranny
>>17045250
To be fair, it was probably the national anthem for Shitlord Central. That guy sounded more retarded than the actual retard. I would've said no, too.
>>17045252
Meant for
>>17045249
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>17045230
That must be another guitar guy.
Guitar guy here from Hoags show, I just was on talking about the mice/loretta lynch
>>17045253
is that the American tranny living in japan?
>>17045263
Even average looking women can act degenerate
What's the background info of these images?
>>17045255
what happen on hooagie?
>>17045261
i fell asleep within 2 minutes of hoaglands open lines last night and left my laptop on
i feel bad
>>17045267
Dick Hoagie made a literal dick hoagie.
>>17045267
I played an original song on Hoagland's last night, an awesome song, but he didn't like it though.
It lit the /x/ chat right up though, and I became a hero.
>>17045261
Why did you even bring up that mouse experiment? It had nothing to do with your main point and just wasted time.
>>17045273
You were openly mocked
>>17045257
>>17045264
No tranny here, m8s.
>>17045277
To expand people's horizon. I orginally was going to talk about it, but then I wanted to talk about Loretta Lynch.
Is Art actually retiring soon? I saw someone mention that in the last thread
>>17045273
fuck i missed a good opportunity to make fun of somebody
>>17045282
He hasn't even been back a full year yet. And he's said in the past he will do radio as long as he possibly can. The only thing that's ever stopped him was non-competes and things.
>>17045279
I became a sensation, you are just jealous of people with amazing talent.
Stay mad, pleb.
Maybe tell Hoagland you have a level 60 Elf Mage that you raid/D&D with. That is most likely your talent, or hobby.
>>17045286
Is that you well informed Canadafag?
>>17045286
Classic 4chan autism.
>>17045286
You sound like a six-year-old.
why did she tell us hes a vietnam vet
>>17045280
who is it?
>>17045283
No, you most likely would have ruined a pair of your panties, as you would have wetted yourself so much you would have to toss them out.
JUST DO IT ART
hey guys im a vietnam vet. i need to tell everybody
This stoner calls in every goddamn night.
>>17045286
nothing with D&D fαm
>>17045299
>aussie satan dubs. It all makes sense now.
whats this guy doing with kids? i keep zoning
>aboot
oh boy
Holy shit, this guy's phone is being bedevilled.
There's a part of me that wants Art to actually eat the light bulb and injure himself in the process.
What the fuck just happened?
he's told this same story before
>>17045310
I use to have a folder of those cats until I found out someone has a website dedicated to making them
Cute as fuck
>SHOW YOURSELF SPIRIT OF NATURE
what the fuck just happened
is it the cia
This story was gay the first time he told it like a month ago. It somehow got worse.
But have you ever seen a spoopy skellington?
i listen to that whole story and i have no idea what it was aboot
>sufficient enough
Art gets cattier and more autistic every week.
All you do is bitch and bitch and bitch, Sandra. Why don't you just fuck off already. I know you're reading this. I don't dare post this over there since your white knight virgins will attack me.
>mfw these autistic callers.
That weird audio freak out only happens when that one guy calls in.
>>17045335
You should definitely call in and say this. I'm sure Sandra's listening right now. It'll really get your point across.
Is my guitar work good enough for Art Bell? It was good enough for Hoagie, even out of tune.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CX3KlehW2i
Every time I play my guitar, intergalactic beings appear holding their alien guitar pics in the air and rock out to what I am playing.
You can't hold me down with your terran level jealousy.
I am a galactic rockstar.
>>17045344
NOBODY FUCKING CARES
>>17045344
Just stop, senpai
>>17045344
pretty gay desu.....so you should be ok
>>17045345
My music holds sway over the dead. Get on my level, pleb
>tfw
>>17045344
>listening to your terrible guitar
no.
>>17045344
Add some delay, a bit of Flange, and mega punk distortion to that, and you will be awesome.
>>17045349
When do we see the dick?
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school.
Is this the guy who claimed to be a dog last Friday?
is this the syrupfag with a slightly different voice
canadafag
>Doctor
I do like brain stuff and diseases and things like that
>>17045361
yeah its teh same fucking voice
fuck off shitposter
>>17045361
That is not Canadabro.
When did MITD get taken over by negative nancy's?
Art gets it. Faggot BTFO
I don't remember Jesus running around murdering people and fucking little girls.
>I'm a doctor
>brains an shiet yo
>FUCK GUNS
>I love Islam
Art quit sucking up to Mohammad, he's not gonna give you any virgins for it.
All of the crazy stuff in the bible is from the Old Testament.
this faggot calls waaaay too much
>art is a muslim apologist
>>17045243
Yes, because of the links between the occult, music and art etc
>>17045368
It's not.
Prophet Muhamshit can go fuck a camel, fucking muslim shit scum.
gas the canadians
syrupwars now
>>17045372
>implying art can't just buy a new one whenever he wants.
>>17045376
I wonder why
>>17045368
At least Muhammad got laid. Jesus died a virgin at age 33. He was the original frog poster. /r9k/ incarnate. I don't respect old virgins nowadays. I ridicule them. Why take a dead virgin seriously?
I know it wasn't Canadanon because I am Canadanon and I haven't called in.
If I do call in it'll be later and it'll be an /x/ related Shadow People story.
desu desu desu
>>17045385
He was the first wizard.
>>17045386
arts going into politics now so you may being waiting a while
>>17045384
>Airyn.
Her name is actually pronounced like "Irene" but he calls her "Erin" because he never learned how to pronounce it correctly and just doesn't give a shit.
>>17045389
>>17045389
True story. I almost joined ISIS over a parking ticket
>muh international line
aww poor larry
Poor guy's tried to call in for 17 years and he fucks up and calls on the wrong line AND is so excited he sounds like he's four.
God Bless.
This guys so excited. It's cute.
>remember this story art?
>do you remember it
>do you
>do you
"Art I've been trying to call you for 18 years to ask you if you remember this story that someone told you. I have nothing new to contribute."
Jesus Art you anal dick
All these years, Larry is the one exception.
FUCKING PRETEND TO EAT IT ALL READY, ART
just lie about your location then you fags
What's wrong with these callers? A literal retard knows what number to call. Pay the fuck attention.
Not sure why it is so hard to get into Art.
I always get through on the normal number.
>>17045409
Art's probably sperging out so bad now.
Art has a special deal with the phone company where he pays a set fee for each episode, rather than having callers pay for their own calls. But every time someone uses the wrong line, he's charged double. Larry just cost Art about %90 of his ad revenue for this episode.
>>17045410
Is she ever going to show us her dick or just tease us all night?
>>17045422
>her
>dick
>>17045410
Add an ass shot to the nipple one you already posted?
>>17045418
Can't be because people always talk long enough for him to tell them it's the wrong line.
>Strange humanoid creature in a British cemetery
>It's a Brit.
>>17045433
a hubrid anglo
I will give Amy a tip of my dick right up her ass.
>light bulb
Has Art finally lost his mind?
>psychic treadmill repair man was killed in a freak stationary bike accident
>>17045410
I mean, she's alright but I've seen enough of her for one night. Maybe start another qt3.14
>>17045438
Nice original joke. So funny. lol.
>>17045441
I'll always fondly remember his gumption.
>>17045441
I miss him so bad now
Amy Martin has fat thighs. Really thick. No Belly though so that's good. Don't ask me how I know this.
>>17045450
Left a smear on my screen where I touched it with my penis.
>>17045455
how do you know this
This is how Art cuts a boring show short.
hue them crackers
So fake.
That's disappointing
>intense study
>watched a video
This can't be real
>the sound of Art dying
What the fuck is going on
is he shearing a coconut
jesus christ what a hack
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
just tuned in is art banging his 14 yo wife
That was embarrassing.
Art being a fag
Did art just die on live radio?
>>17045480
Yes. This is a new "Art Bell" now.
Goddammit, Art.
>>17045480
Unfortunately not
I thought it was funny. You guys take things too seriously.
>>17045480
He did, but since quantum immortality he is still here. His show is now called Midnight ON the desert though.
>>17045484
He sounds different. Is this a hybrid human?
>>17045488
Just how high are you right now?
>>17045489
Like the burnstein Bears. Because I remember BURN-stein. Like burn your face for being so stupid.
Anyone who is not an atheist is just an ignorant retarded asshole. It's 2015!
good night lads
have fun with your calls
>>17045491
Not very.
Lot of people believed the guest ate a bulb last week based just on the sound.
Art doing a comedy show. Snoory takes his show more serious, desu.
>>17045497
You're a dumbass. Shut the fuck up
>>17045489
Thats what I always thought it was called
"I met a human once"
>>17045501
Noory is doing a crypto zoo show tonight while Art pretends to eat light bulbs.
>Scape name
>more human than human
>a clone
The fuck is wrong with this guy
what is this nigga on about?
>John
>clone
he was too human? this fucking guy...
>>17045508
I thought it was called Ghost to Ghost
This guy sounds like Bob Crane.
lol at this guy
>myinfo
>i didn't know that was my skype name
Dafuq is up with this nigga sniffin' every 30 seconds.
>>17045516
That is the name of the Coast to Coast AM Halloween show. Art was the host of Coast to Coast AM for years.
>>17045519
Holy fuckballs, context?
This sounds like an episode of Pete & Pete.
He just knew a spoopy /x/phile in high school
cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>17045524
His name is Slavoj Zizek. He's one of the best philosophers of our time.
>>17045515
telling a story about himself obv
christ zzzzzzzzzzzz
the Idaho potato mule man
>>17045526
It's your average MITD Caller
>>17045519
Holy shit that video. I'm going to need the YouTube version so I can hear the sound
>>17045510
Where are you listening?
>>17045527
Dude, i loved that show. Papercut was awesome.
>>17045524
snorted ketamine right before this call. thats why he can barely talk as well.
This assclown has been hitting the NyQuil pretty hard tonight.
what is the point of this
Name NAMES
>>17045548
there is no point...to any of this
>>17045551
Nigga can't even remember his own Skype name. He's not naming shit.
rip pupper
>>17045548
>>17045553
Well there is no point to life. So fuck it.
>>17045548
people call up and intentionally see how much time they can waste before Art hangs up on them. They used to do it back in the 90's too its annoying as fuck idk why they waste the time to look like an idiot.
>It's like losing a member of the family. I know all about it
Hmmm
Fuck this muslim cu.ck shit, fuck his brandonjewmuslimfuckyou
>>17045560
He thought of Ramona more as a dog than a person. When she got to old he simply put her down.
what a faggot
>>17045566
Do you think he's going to sell his daughter when she's ready?
I predict an RCH mental breakdown tonight.
>>17045558
Because some people want to hear themselves on the radio but don't have the creativity to make up an interesting story. Art is like a cat toying with prey, making them twist and turn before he kills the line.
>>17045571
He will just abandon her like he did his other three kids.
>>17045571
He molested his son so what do you think?
>>17045572
And BellGab fagging up the thread.
>>17045572
Nah, Hoag is a rock. And things are going good.
Bellgab still shit.
>>17045565
>1tbporno
>orgazma
>masturbacii
Seems legit
>>17045440
Is the bit with the light bulb to promote lumen therapy?
>>17045579
RCH has been trying way too hard to be "positive" lately. I can see him losing his shit over nothing at any moment.
>>17045580
Yeah... That link was cp. Hopefully the mounties can't get past my 7 proxies to find me.
That fat bitch producer, probably was wetting herself with the sound of potato chips
hilarious art
JUST EAT THE DAMN LIGHTBULB
Hoagie should track down Psychic Treadmill Repairman and have him on as a guest.
Dude wants to join a female Peshmerga militia.
its called being courteous art
>>17045594
Doubtful. He might just be sad.
>>17045604
fo' real. More people are going to do it just to piss him off
>>17045599
Dia funny
>>17045601
muh dick
>less than 5 foot tall
super manlet confirmed
complete shit call, jesus
your fucking aunt, who cares
>>17045579
Actually you're still a piece of shit. Hoagie's bolo will be tied too tight one night and he'll finally spill spaghetti all over the place
>>17045620
He spills spaghetti all over the place like every night.
>>17045606
RCH has mentioned a few times on air that Robin has cancer and she not really winning.
>>17045620
>this is bantz on bellscab
>>17045612
It wastes fucking time. 30 callers a night, all of them ask "Hello Art, How are you doing?"
It's fucking stupid to ask, and callers are stupid to ask.
>>17045620
Why are you such a bully. Chill out my man.
>>17045625
Good may the cunt die
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ART. STOP FUCKING BITCHING
>>17045623
RCH THE PASTA MASTER
I wonder if he also bakes fresh breads with faces like the ones he sees on Mars
I can understand him just fine Art, god what a dick
>>17045634
You are evil, Ross
>Art telling a computer expert how to use Skype
>>17045637
He got the recipe from an arcology.
Some fag on ballgag says he's on hold and the he's going to tash Hoagie on air.
I'm too afraid to call, because Art might start bitching about my audio and hang up.
>>17045642
Lol im not that cry baby pussy
Is he sponsored by cnn
>>17045645
Yeah I'm on hold right now, planning on talking some real shit about Richard C Hoagland and his collection of belt buckles~~~
>>17045647
I'm just way over the two drink limit.
>>17045645
OH NOES!!!
Sound the fucking alarms.
Oh, wait. Who gives a shit?
does Art browse /g/ headphone threads?
>>17045657
He's got a /g/ level of tech autism going on.
Did she say "cunnilingus discovery"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OperfSW9S9I
The song inspired by Mel's Hole.
>don't try yoga at home, folks
>>17045662
what the hell is that strapped thing on her chest
what the fuck?
get rid of this fucking hayseed
"aah cuud seeey heeim through maah aaah leeeids"
FIVE
MILLION
ORGASMS
5 MILLION ORGASMS
>>17045661
Good god, that is terrible.
Man the quantum chiropractor sounds fantastic.
>dat voice
would not tantric with
>>17045664
are you really that retarded? its a bra
>>17045577
He did not. Where did you get this idea.
>shadow person
Art wants a lesbian quantum chiropractor to fix his spine. Those lumen photon placebos are starting to wear off.
>>17045679
Ted Gunderson proved that Art raped his own son and paid to cover it up.
Something got high enough alright.
>>17045580
It's where your pictures came from.
This guy is from /x/ isn't he?
>>17045686
is it true that's why Art quit?
>"Bite the bulb"
new meme for ol Art?
>>17045696
>>17045686
>>17045577
>>17045679
http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/dsp/specialReports_pc_carden_detail.htm?reportID={0153C8C9-F980-412F-A352-3DEA2D36D836}
http://archive.pahrumpvalleytimes.com/2003/11/21/news/court.html
His son was raped by an HIV positive substitute teacher.
NEW AMY MARTIN PIC!
like lke like like like like like like
>>17045703
Art has Aids? Damn
>>17045686
He sued Ted Gunderson for being a liar.
>>17045706
That $15 home depot torch. Not Impressed.
>>17045703
someone call and ask about this
TRANNY
R
A
N
N
Y
Cynthia sound like a fucking tranny.
Fucking gross.
Ban women callers
Show rules:
1. No Bad Language
2. One Call per show
3. Two drink Max
4. No women
Art is ornery tonight.
Jesus Christ. Fucking Larry.
Hoagland is having a talk on Buddhism tonight.
ABBA IS HOLY
>two sonic booms
>snarled at him
sonic the hedgehog with rabies
>>17045732
And that's 2 hours I can spend doing something else.
>>17045732
Count me out.
>>17045732
Excellent.
>I HAVE A KNIFE
>I have a knife and I'm not afraid to us it
Hot
I HAVE A KNIFE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
>Dropped flashlight in fear
>face like a worn leather couch
zombie joan rivers
>I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it!
What are you to do, stab me?
>>17045743
Kek
>>17045762
She'll give you her hot tip
>>17045746
>>17045732
Samefag, please go.
is there a website to look at how many listeners these radio shows actually have
>>17045762
>quote from man stabbed
I lost all my images when a HD died and it's killing me. Can't bring myself to start saving more.
>"ayy lmao"
on hold, going to sperg about being in anonymous and going to get isis with our leet hacking skills.
>>17045782
oh gosh pls no
fabricate a story about canadians drinking water being laced with moose dna in an effort to create moosebrids
>>17045782
Nobody wants to hear your idiot call. Callers from this board are the worst of the worst.
Is Amy Martin's podcast any good?
>>17045772
You are in err.
Time for fast blast
BLAST FAST
>fast blast time
rev up that autism
>>17045790
got you senpai
What's with the lag here tonight.
>>17045790
fucking top kek
>>17045803
i laughed
thanks lad
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
DnD GUY
you are the man
>if you burp fart and shit at the same time you will die
fucking top kek
Art's face when everyone says "how are you doing Art" as their fast blats
Art should have an entire fast blast show.
mfw My name is Steve
>>17045808
on hold again, will say
>>17045815
ok now Monday night POST A DIFFERENT GIRL
>summoning JC
its happening
Did that guy just say "shit"?
>>17045817
God speed, anon. Throw in an ayy lmao!
Was tonight's show good (IE: Worth digging through TPB to find?)
>>17045817
Well done.
Fast blast is the perfect time to REMOVE KEBAB.
>>17045825
on hold again, will do
>>17045817
nice
>>17045817
Fuck yes!
I'm so glad someone brought up the steel beams!
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE STEEL BEAMS
>>17045817
got Art to laugh
>>17045828
Nah, it was about what you'd expect from open lines night.
>>17045825
>>17045831
Said it, but dont know if it will get on the air.
TOP KEK
>>17045831
This!
Ayy lmao remove kebab.
REMOVE KEBAB
You pronounced ayy lmao wrong
Someone ask him why he killed Ramona
>>17045841
You made it bro! Said it right too.
>>17045832
Kek'd
>>17045847
how do you pronounce it?
Art never heard of Audible.
Someone should tell Art to PLAY FREEBIRD
>>17045857
said it
>>17045849
Say The Ramones are a killer band, wont get bleeped that way and it will fuck with him
>>17045855
https://vine.co/v/ejau7z2ZXHZ
wow jake what a failure
>>17045855
Ayy (like The Fonz) L. M. A. O. It's an acronym.
>>17045861
3, 2, 1
lol forever
>>17045859
Go away if you want to fuck with Art.
>>17045858
Holy shit I actually posted that 30 seconds before you came on. WEIRD.
>guns should be taken out of the whole world
>woman caller
what a cunt
Somebody ask about Psychic Treadmill Repairman
>>17045862
i think I said it right.
lol how many times did /x/ get on during this part11
Art don't have time for no Theory of Everything.
>>17045872
Now I'm lmao
>>17045877
dungeons and dragons anon reporting in
hahaha that last ayy lmao got me
>>17045872
OVER THE LIMIT
>>17045872
>He said it twice just to make sure
Well done.
See you all in the Hoagie thread.
>>17045877
I called and got on 5 times.
>>17045872
Was that just you? Renting the kek telescope to find my sides.
Whoever called and said L-M-A-O should be shot.
>>17045886
oh wow
>>17045889
>I can't read comments
>>17045886
I was the Mouse/Loretta Lynch caller.
Then the Canadian Water
Jet Fuel
Ayy LMAO
Freebird
2nd Ayy LMAO
oh shit, 6 times, that is a record.
> Well, that's cool
None of the clips they use in that ad are cool whatsoever. They need to replace that ad with something better.
>>17045889
Not as bad as the caller that spammed Hoagie's show with "TORSION FIELDS MUH TORSIONS".
>>17045906
somebody did this?
oh lord
TIME FOR THE HOAGSTER
ARE YOU READY HOAGAMANIACS
RICHARD C HOAGLAND IN A CAGE MATCH WITH MACHO MAN ART BELL AND DOCTOR J
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY
>>17045899
Well done anon. You have earned those aussie Satan dubs for tonight's best radio shitposting. Made my night.
Make the goddamn Hoagland thread already!
Make the goddamn Hoagland thread!
NOW!
>>17045909
HOAGAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, BROTHER
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh
Oh god, is this going to be a gun episode? I just want to hear about aliums.
>muh gun deaths
fuck this nigger
its niggers and suicides
Hoag thread
>>17045931
>>17045911
>>17045917
Shut up aspie. We shouldn't even have separate threads. This board is so slow, we can rarely reach the post limit each thread. Let's just stay here.
>including suicides in your stats
>appeals to emotion
Fudd detected.
Hoagie pls.
Hoagie thread.
>>17045923
This thread is auto saging
>>17045937
This thread reached the bump limit awhile back, new friend. See you in the Hoagie thread
>>17045948
Bump limit is 600. Maybe you're the newfriend here.
>>17045931
>>17045931
>>17045931
HOAGIE THREAD
