Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
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Friday, December 4th, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
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>>17044935
Friendly reminder Art Bell has had known hoaxers on his Sirius radio show and not called them out on their bullshit. How is this any different.
Art was on Periscope about twenty minutes ago. He was on twice. He didn't say anything either times. He held up a light bulb that said "Hungary" and "780 Lumens" and played "I Can See For Miles" by The Who. Then when he came back on he held up the light bulb again and played "Nothing But A Heartache" by The Flirtations.
>>17044945
Tonight he'll announce that he has All timers and Ass burgers.
Open lines tonight boys. Is anyone calling in tonight? Is sheep bro around?
>>17044965
I am too scared. You say anything "anti-muslim" Obama's nigger bitch AG Loretta Lynch will arrest you.
>>17044945
He wanted to copy the sideshow guy, but reenacted the the lightbulb scene from Shadow Recruit instead.
On hold.
Going to play my guitar again, this time for Art Bell.
Hopefully he will appreciate the great guitar playing I do.
Inb4 bellgab
Imagine that, Keith Rowland, retard extraordinaire has a fuck up.
>>17044975
Same, I hate calling. Plus I have no good fake story.
>>17044983
Are you the one who called Hoagie last night? Don't suck this time, okay.
Addiction line? I want to confess my love again.
>>17044993
plz don't
>>17044993
I remember that show, you came on right after the DandD guy
Was he /x/ too?
>>17044996
but i will fαm
>>17044997
yeah he was. that guy was great
>>17045002
>>17045004
Art gives wholesome advice
>>17045005
>women for selective service
good, they want equality so its only fair
Who's excited to be drafted and fight for an anti-american government, against the last best pro-white Christian country
>>17045002
>>17045005
>>17045011
Wat.
>>17045012
Israel drafts women too.
>>17045012
They don't want equality which is why they fought against this in the 70s.
>>17045012
Unless it's something they don't want. Then it's oppressive.
>>17045002
>>17045005
>>17045011
Lear's the bomb, I'd love for another show.
>>17045028
Neat.
Is Art going to eat a lightbulb?
please eat it art and wash it down with some bleach
ITT: Art cuts the shit out of his mouth
Fuck, Art is going to die.
>>17045035
No, he's going to pretend to eat a lightbulb because it's radio and he thinks we're all rubes.
Art you so cray cray.
art is a master troll
>>17045033
based Wings
Just blazed, have some good coffee to go along with open lines - Comfy.
>>17045044
>>17045033
Whoops didn't mean to reply but we dub twins; it must have been destiny.
Art should have that psychic on so he can get in touch with Ramona for the holidays.
>>17045057
ramona is too busy enjoying all that ghost penis
>>17045050
Based Flirtations
Eating a light bulb on air is noory-tier. Art please.
>>17045057
If he wanted to spend the holidays with her, he wouldn't have killed her.
haven't one of you encountered hubrid
>>17045069
DMR has a hubrid on staff.
>>17045028
WEW Lad.
>>17045078
Is she fat of not? It's just a simple question.
>>17045078
>you will never give Amy Martin your hot tip
Kill me
It was the Kokanee Sasquatch! Don't fuck with his beer
>Indian burial ground
>aissa
may be fat
Fuck. A woman.
>>17045081
>WEW
>E
>W
lolololllll l
lol the lemon party guy ruined it for everyone
Someone telling Art to go to porn sites? When did that happen?
>>17045084
This girl belongs to the most powerful race in the world.
>>17045104
Came here just to mention that. Lemonparty.org ruined websites for everyone.
I had an unhuman encounter
It had fur, four legs and loves dog treats
I saw it at my moms, it was her dog
lemon party ruined being able to promote websites on air.
this is why we can't have nice things.
LEMONPARTY BTFO
>>17045106
some anon told him to go to lemonparty for a creative solution to the refugee crisis. lol
>like, oh my gosh
yea get rid of this bitch Art, talking about viruses
>>17045116
what is arctic chaga
is it a meme food
>makes no medical claims
CHAGA
FUCK
YES
CHAGA'S BACK NIGGER
>>17045132
fuck blueberries
>>17045132
Chaga is love Chaga is life.
>>17045132
it is food for alphas and basically makes you immortal.
>>17045132
A mushroom
>>17045144
Appetizing.
>>17045141
That's Ambrosia, anon.
Who /dog heaven/ here?
>Journey to Dog Heaven
is dog heaven any different from human heaven?
>>17045150
Is that a sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven?
>>17045155
Lot more fire hydrants and things to chase.
I'm going to call in. How can I make Art as pissed off as possible without being hung up on?
>>17045155
Obviously
>>17045161
claim to be the mouse
>>17045161
Ask him why the guests suck and he's still stuck in the 90s with this nonsense.
>>17045160
>things to chase
I was thinking dog heaven is probably hell for bad cats.
Fuck, I'm late. How's open lines been?
>>17045171
lemonparty guy ruined open lines forever
>>17045171
The usual boring nonsense.
>>17045161
say that San Bernardino was a false flag, mock the dead.
these near death stories always make death sound so nice
ive had sleep paralysis before and saw these black semi transparent hands come over my body
>cool story, dude.
hahahaha
INTENSE JOKES BRUH
>>17045181
I want to die in my sleep like my gramps and not screaming in horror like the people in his car.
this lady does not sound 32
this inbred bitch sounds like she is 60years old
This chick sounds like she has downs
Is this a fake accent or is she retarded?
>>17045188
strokes can do this
is this the band camp girl ?
i dont think this bitch has any teeth
This bitches voice, god, does she have downs?
Is this a real actual retarded caller?
She sounds like Gayle from Bob's Burgers
more people need to call in and say an alien bit them, lets make it an epidemic
>>17045196
ayy lmao
>>17045188
Meth is a hell of a drug.
>tfw 31
So she bit an alium?
bell gab general
"Can't remember"
I can remember clear as day when I saw a shadow person when I was four years old. In retrospect, it probably wasn't a shadow person though. It was more likely an overactive four-year old imagination.
Cmon steve!
>>17045209
Did your TV disappear soon after that?
>coming to art for insight
>>17045218
No, I grew up in a pretty backwoods area. I didn't see a negro until I was in highschool
>>17045199
So it Art banging Amy?
Yes guitar guy!
holy shit is this the /x/ faggot
i am mad
>>17044983
Is this you?
idiot on the line
>>17045224
Lucky fucker. Grew up in the ghetto.
Who is this autist? Come on, /x/. Confess your sins of wasting Art Bell's time.
cant wait to hear this homos song
Does everyone on /x/ play a musical instrument?
Give us an ayy lmao, faggot.
>>17045243
I do actually.
>>17045228
She's not Art's type, too old and white.
>>17045243
i play the didgeridoo
god art is such a faggot. cant listen to a niggas song
>>17045248
Me too nigga.
This is a /pol/ caller.
>>17045250
If you're the supposed guitar player that was on Hoagie last night, you're the last person that should be calling anyone else a faggot.
PROTIP: If you want to share your music with art or hoagie, don't tell them. Talk about what you want, then say "One more thing" and start playing.
>>17045253
pls dont post a tranny
>>17045250
To be fair, it was probably the national anthem for Shitlord Central. That guy sounded more retarded than the actual retard. I would've said no, too.
>>17045252
Meant for
>>17045249
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>17045230
That must be another guitar guy.
Guitar guy here from Hoags show, I just was on talking about the mice/loretta lynch
>>17045252
wut?
>>17045253
is that the American tranny living in japan?
>>17045263
Even average looking women can act degenerate
What's the background info of these images?
>>17045255
what happen on hooagie?
>>17045261
i fell asleep within 2 minutes of hoaglands open lines last night and left my laptop on
i feel bad
>>17045267
Dick Hoagie made a literal dick hoagie.
>>17045267
I played an original song on Hoagland's last night, an awesome song, but he didn't like it though.
It lit the /x/ chat right up though, and I became a hero.
>>17045261
Why did you even bring up that mouse experiment? It had nothing to do with your main point and just wasted time.
>>17045273
You were openly mocked
>>17045257
>>17045264
No tranny here, m8s.
>>17045277
To expand people's horizon. I orginally was going to talk about it, but then I wanted to talk about Loretta Lynch.
Is Art actually retiring soon? I saw someone mention that in the last thread
>>17045273
fuck i missed a good opportunity to make fun of somebody
>>17045282
He hasn't even been back a full year yet. And he's said in the past he will do radio as long as he possibly can. The only thing that's ever stopped him was non-competes and things.
>>17045279
I became a sensation, you are just jealous of people with amazing talent.
Stay mad, pleb.
Maybe tell Hoagland you have a level 60 Elf Mage that you raid/D&D with. That is most likely your talent, or hobby.
>>17045286
Is that you well informed Canadafag?
>>17045286
Classic 4chan autism.
>>17045286
You sound like a six-year-old.
why did she tell us hes a vietnam vet
>>17045280
who is it?
>>17045283
No, you most likely would have ruined a pair of your panties, as you would have wetted yourself so much you would have to toss them out.
JUST DO IT ART
hey guys im a vietnam vet. i need to tell everybody
This stoner calls in every goddamn night.
>>17045286
nothing with D&D fαm
>>17045299
>aussie satan dubs. It all makes sense now.
whats this guy doing with kids? i keep zoning
>aboot
oh boy
Holy shit, this guy's phone is being bedevilled.
There's a part of me that wants Art to actually eat the light bulb and injure himself in the process.
What the fuck just happened?
he's told this same story before
>>17045310
I use to have a folder of those cats until I found out someone has a website dedicated to making them
Cute as fuck
>SHOW YOURSELF SPIRIT OF NATURE
what the fuck just happened
is it the cia
This story was gay the first time he told it like a month ago. It somehow got worse.
But have you ever seen a spoopy skellington?
i listen to that whole story and i have no idea what it was aboot
>sufficient enough
Art gets cattier and more autistic every week.
All you do is bitch and bitch and bitch, Sandra. Why don't you just fuck off already. I know you're reading this. I don't dare post this over there since your white knight virgins will attack me.
>mfw these autistic callers.
>>17045335
That weird audio freak out only happens when that one guy calls in.
>>17045335
You should definitely call in and say this. I'm sure Sandra's listening right now. It'll really get your point across.
Is my guitar work good enough for Art Bell? It was good enough for Hoagie, even out of tune.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CX3KlehW2i
Every time I play my guitar, intergalactic beings appear holding their alien guitar pics in the air and rock out to what I am playing.
You can't hold me down with your terran level jealousy.
I am a galactic rockstar.
>>17045344
NOBODY FUCKING CARES
>>17045344
Just stop, senpai
>>17045344
pretty gay desu.....so you should be ok
>>17045345
My music holds sway over the dead. Get on my level, pleb
>tfw
>>17045344
>listening to your terrible guitar
no.
>>17045344
Add some delay, a bit of Flange, and mega punk distortion to that, and you will be awesome.
>>17045349
When do we see the dick?
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school.
Is this the guy who claimed to be a dog last Friday?
is this the syrupfag with a slightly different voice
canadafag
>Doctor
I do like brain stuff and diseases and things like that
>>17045361
yeah its teh same fucking voice
fuck off shitposter
>>17045361
That is not Canadabro.
When did MITD get taken over by negative nancy's?
Art gets it. Faggot BTFO
I don't remember Jesus running around murdering people and fucking little girls.
>I'm a doctor
>brains an shiet yo
>FUCK GUNS
>I love Islam
Art quit sucking up to Mohammad, he's not gonna give you any virgins for it.
All of the crazy stuff in the bible is from the Old Testament.
this faggot calls waaaay too much
>art is a muslim apologist
>>17045243
Yes, because of the links between the occult, music and art etc
>>17045368
It's not.
Prophet Muhamshit can go fuck a camel, fucking muslim shit scum.
gas the canadians
syrupwars now
>>17045372
>implying art can't just buy a new one whenever he wants.
>>17045376
I wonder why
>>17045368
At least Muhammad got laid. Jesus died a virgin at age 33. He was the original frog poster. /r9k/ incarnate. I don't respect old virgins nowadays. I ridicule them. Why take a dead virgin seriously?
I know it wasn't Canadanon because I am Canadanon and I haven't called in.
If I do call in it'll be later and it'll be an /x/ related Shadow People story.
desu desu desu
>>17045385
He was the first wizard.
>>17045386
arts going into politics now so you may being waiting a while
>>17045384
>Airyn.
Her name is actually pronounced like "Irene" but he calls her "Erin" because he never learned how to pronounce it correctly and just doesn't give a shit.
>>17045389
>>17045389
True story. I almost joined ISIS over a parking ticket
>muh international line
aww poor larry
Poor guy's tried to call in for 17 years and he fucks up and calls on the wrong line AND is so excited he sounds like he's four.
God Bless.
This guys so excited. It's cute.
>remember this story art?
>do you remember it
>do you
>do you
"Art I've been trying to call you for 18 years to ask you if you remember this story that someone told you. I have nothing new to contribute."
Jesus Art you anal dick
All these years, Larry is the one exception.
FUCKING PRETEND TO EAT IT ALL READY, ART
just lie about your location then you fags
What's wrong with these callers? A literal retard knows what number to call. Pay the fuck attention.
Not sure why it is so hard to get into Art.
I always get through on the normal number.
>>17045409
Art's probably sperging out so bad now.
Art has a special deal with the phone company where he pays a set fee for each episode, rather than having callers pay for their own calls. But every time someone uses the wrong line, he's charged double. Larry just cost Art about %90 of his ad revenue for this episode.
>>17045410
Is she ever going to show us her dick or just tease us all night?
>>17045422
>her
>dick
>>17045410
Add an ass shot to the nipple one you already posted?
>>17045418
Can't be because people always talk long enough for him to tell them it's the wrong line.
>Strange humanoid creature in a British cemetery
>It's a Brit.
>>17045433
a hubrid anglo
I will give Amy a tip of my dick right up her ass.
>light bulb
Has Art finally lost his mind?
>psychic treadmill repair man was killed in a freak stationary bike accident
>>17045410
I mean, she's alright but I've seen enough of her for one night. Maybe start another qt3.14
>>17045438
Nice original joke. So funny. lol.
>>17045441
I'll always fondly remember his gumption.
>>17045438
>>17045441
I miss him so bad now
>>17045428
Amy Martin has fat thighs. Really thick. No Belly though so that's good. Don't ask me how I know this.
>>17045450
Left a smear on my screen where I touched it with my penis.
>>17045455
how do you know this
This is how Art cuts a boring show short.
hue them crackers
So fake.
That's disappointing
>intense study
>watched a video
This can't be real
>the sound of Art dying
What the fuck is going on
is he shearing a coconut
jesus christ what a hack
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