>be me
>got done smokin a blunt by myself
>go inside
>brush my teeth/start getting ready to shower
>look in the mirror
>myfuckingface.jpg
>I look and my face starts to look evil
>my nose morphs and it's kind of like long and pointy
>my ears too
>just look like a demon version of myself
>nope the fuck out of there
>the whole time I feel like somethings reaching to grab my back
>get chills down the back of my spine but too scared to turn around
>run in my room close the door behind me and jumped in bed
Shit was scary
>>17035004
Truth. OP needs an ass beating.
>>17035004
/thread
mirrors are spooky bro
>>17035004
No I smoke everyday that's normal I just never seen a shift like that
>smoking a blunt
OP has ascended into jewform
>>17035024
"A second review concluded that cannabis use may cause permanent psychological disorders in some users such as cognitive impairment, anxiety, paranoia, and increased risks of psychosis."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_cannabis
You should stop while now that you've realized enough is enough.
Man I wish I was that high weed dude ayyylmao
>>17035139
what do when cant stand life without weed?
>>17035146
move to weed state?
>>17035134
/thread
>>17035146
Balance friend balance is the key to all vices
>>17035001
>jumped in bed
Sure, that'll save you...
>be me
"be me" is "Once upon a time" for Millennials
Holy shit, I just realized from your comment on millennials >>17035217, that I'm 33 and not getting any younger and girls who are sixteen in a month were born in the year 2000. How am I gonna land a wife who's between 16 and 18 at this rate, being single sucks... (Yeah, 16 is legal here, not U.S.) if only I wasn't fucked out of my two hundred thousand dollars, I might have a better start but now I got only twenty thousand dollars left and a measly thirty thousand dollar a year income... :^(