So I recently learned when my mother and father were dating that my father got heavily into some, how should we say, questionable things. My mother simply described it as "Things of the occult." and mentioned he had tried "Several summonings."
While I know my father can be a good man, this explains tremendous amounts about him. While I'm not 100% interested in the practice myself, I'd like to know more about it and see what I can get him to tell me.
So the question I pose for you guys is, how do I approach him about it?
>mfw
>>17030258
Just ask him or carry some occult books around like "initiation into hermetics" and he's bound to ask about it
Apporach him with a cross and bible and scream in jesus name and make him accept jesus in his life. He might turn violent and reject the cross but stay strong
>>17030842
>IN JESUS NAME!
>IN JESUS NAME!!!
>IN JEESSUUSS NAAAAAAAMMMMEE!!!
"in j-jesus name what? what are you doing?"
>throw bible at him as hard as possible while crying
>>17030258
>hey dad
>yeah son?
>you a wizard?
>yeah dude
>cool
inb4 essential saltes
inb4 silver keys
inb4 op is actually a fish man
>>17030258
>While I know my father can be a good man, this explains tremendous amounts about him.
So that's why he always wore that dressing gown with the stars on it. I thought he was just off-his-rocker.
Watch your father when he thinks he is alone. If he really was/is into the occult, he will run rub his forehead repeatedly.
>>17031670
>mfw I realize he does this and other things
Also forgive me I forgot I made this thread
>>17031670
>If he really was/is into the occult, he will run rub his forehead repeatedly.
Can you or somebody explain why he/they would do this?
>>17031827
It is a subconscious twitch due to overuse of your "third eye"
>OP's dad knows
>>17033335
Is that why you scratch your stank asshole so much? Cute RP going on here guys.
>>17033397
I kek'do hard
>>17031525
His dad isn't a wizard he's had sex before 30 if he made a baby the responsible way
you want to fuck your dad?
Ask him how to summon succubus.
>>17030258
Ask him who your real father is and see if he stutters or seems unsure in his response. It is very likely that you were conceived via an extremely hot/erotic ritualistic orgy.
>>17031670
Wtf!!! Anon, this is true, my father is a dark priest (he bound more than 64 demons to our family, but we got them back to him), and commonlybwhe he is alone rub his forehead.
Btw i know my father is a dark priest because he tried multiple times to use us as batteries, he used dolls, sigils, chants and always tried to disguise this activities as normal, without further explanation, he made many pacts with demons and dark entities that he needs more energy that his body is capable of produce
>>17030258
If you want to make a serious study of it, then get in touch with me.
NegiSpringfieldof4ch is my Skype and [email protected] is my email. I try to be on to help people as much as I can, since I'm pretty much doing this as a job.
