i guess ill just dump a few greentexts until someone else shares.
post more fag
>>17023432
>"i guess ill dump"
>does not dump
>>17023432
>>17023432
fuck, I hate that picture. Its not that bad now but I always just remember it as I'm drifting off to sleep
realized all my dank shit gren text was on my laptop which is fucked so ill guess ill just dump some /b/ shit until someone else picks up the slack.
>>17023432
Maine Taxi Guy
Post that guy in pig mask picture
>>17023481
Pls i need that pic
>>17023467
Oh god fucking damnit, this is hilarious. I haven't smiled this much from reading a 4chan thread in years.
>>17023467
people like this is why i became what i am today.
>>17023467
IM FREE, I SHALL ALWAYS BE FREE
Does anyone have the story about the /fit/ bro who's house is haunted and lifts in the nude to piss off ghosts or something like that? It was hilarious
>>17023626
Shit?
The story of Strah
http://pastebin.com/wm5c6bw4
>>17023459
>bluetexting
this feels very wrong
>>17024166
Shit that's long, worth a read?
Not my story but here goes
>be me
>just got leave from military base and heading home
>get off freeway ramp and begin taking back roads to house a few more hours away
>back road consist of basically crops as far as the eye can see
>getting late not complete darkness tho
>see something in road ahead and stop car
>50 yards ahead I see two people laying face down in road
>luggage scattered everywhere, cloths strewn here and there
>man on floor is dressed In a nice brown suit and women is dressed equally as nice
>seems strange tho
>everything's set up a lil to perfectly almost seems staged
>reach under passenger seat and take out my m1911 but don't get out of car
>look past people and see a dark van barely hidden behind some crops
>move up a couple of yards
>see another fucking van !
>fuck it floor past people making sure not to hit them and park 50 yards in front of them
> look in rear view mirror and shit self
>the two people that were laying face down are now looking directly at me on their knees
>there are about 15 people that came out of the crops and surround the people on floor
>they're all looking right at my car
>fuck this
>speed all the way home
>>17023450
this one takes a turn for the worse once the author posts that picture from the aphex twins video and pretends it was just a random anon. if you cut it short before that, it's way better and seems less fake. like, yeah dude, the first random post on /x/ in response to your story just happens to give you a picture of your boogeyman that you never described in your original post?
Can we go back to spooky stories now?
>>17025493
That was just one of the responses, all others were edited out for the pic. Also that figure in the pic isn't exactly smiling.
Anyways, did anything else ever come of that story
>>17023626
>trip code
So, a massive faggot then?
>>17023459
that is the same guy of the burger baron? i need to know how finish that case.
>>17023660
ghost boxing. i dont have it, but its my favorite.
>Be me
>Walk into my biology class
>See skellington with a metal rod up it's arse
>Spoopy
>>17024799
>>17024166
One of my favourites, its so fucking atmospheric and realistic
>>17028435
kek
>>17023660
>>17028435
This, yeah?
/r/ing the one where the guy went to visit his relatives in appalachia and saw a six-armed centaur with a giant dick or something
if i remember right, it dug up the guy's dead cousin, but i'm not 100% sure. this was posted pretty long ago
pic not related to request but its all i have on my laptop for this thread
>>17025199
>not my story
>be me
You can roleplay like everybody in this board, m7
>>17023459
Skinwalker reservation sounds more like he drove around a couple, ahem, "out of town" boys to me. You know what I mean.
... crap, this is /x/, you don't know what I mean. I mean hitmen, not aliens.
