i'm working my way towards becoming a certain fae-like being (not getting more specific just yet, but it's one i can become as someone who was once human). does anyone have input on anything i could be doing in general to meet this goal? i know enough about the specific type of creature that i don't need advice about it specifically, just more overarching stuff that i might be overlooking.
so far i'm doing general mind development - meditation, visualization, guided dreaming, etc. i'm also seeking out places where these creatures tend to live (while taking the proper precautions, of course), collecting trinkets that catch my eye and removing things from my home that traditionally repel them. luckily they don't have any historical revulsion towards cold iron so it hasn't been too difficult. simple stuff, but it takes time & i expect this to be a long-term project.
You can become enlightened, etc. But I don't believe there's a way to change your race from human to fae(like)
Fae should be androgynous. I suggest hormones. You should also read The Fairy Faith in Celtic Countries by Wentz. Then maybe go out in the woods on mushrooms and get naked. Take it from there.
>>17018389
You may also need to undergo castration to fully transition to a null gender type. Explain the situation to your doctor, and he/she should point you in the right direction.
>>17018324
Otherkin, otherkin everywhere...
Go post on tumblr maybe
>>17018324
memegenerator is all you deserve
>>17018324
Don't forget to get the Vulcan-ear surgery.
Stop loathing yourself and cope in a way you'll regret less when you're older.
>>17018324
Dude take a step back and look in the mirror. You are becoming a monster. Although I don't recommend it, but what's wrong with how you look? And should it even matter?
>>17018324
You are already a faeggot, OP.
>>17018324
You are NOT Fae, and you never will be. All you are is another special snowflake from the shitty Gen Y. Stay the fuck away, or they will fuck your shit up and maybe even end you. You have been warned.
>>17018324
> advice for becoming a fae-like creatur
lose some weight fat fuck
>>>/trash/
>>17018324
>does anyone have input on anything i could be doing in general to meet this goal?
1. Learn to take everything as a joke.
2. Put "The Fairy Queen" in every name field you ever come across.
3. Claim everything.
>>17018333
If it looks, feels, and sounds like the Fae.
It is.
>>17018438
>he/she
They.
>>17018913
Should I?
>>17018918
>deserve
ISHYDST
>>17018925
Gross.
>>17018936
This is good advice in general.
If only it had a proper context.
Into the netherquote bin it goes!
>>17020328
Oh, I don't think OP is going to become anything any time soon.
But looking into a mirror would be a good idea.
>>17020358
>faeggot
I like that word. I think I'm going to be using it for ever.
>>17020563
That depends entirely on the first fairy that meets you, doesn't it?
>>17020622
As a joke? You must be joking...
I don't get it. Do you?
>>17020625
That sounds painful. Should I try it anyway?
>>17020630
They the Fae or they the ungendered pronoun?
>>17020635
I think that anon might have been joking.
>>17020638
Oh rest your weary head; I promise I'll never say it.
>>17020642
I didn't need to see that. And I didn't need to see it a second time when I wrote this post. I blame the sun for this.
>>17020646
Where?
>>17020650
Huh? What's a mirror?
I should look into it some time soon...
>>17020655
Looks like some faeggot scored us some dubs.
>>17020659
I wouldn't know, they've never met me.
Or have they?
>>17020659
>>17020695
One... Seventy... Eighty...
Oh I lost count again. Fifteen posts more and I'm sure I'd know the difference between these posts.
OP, I want you to read your post, and if your reaction isn't "wow this is the dumbest shit", I have bad news for you.
You've gone way too far on this limb, and it's about to snap. Stop hating what you are and hiding in these most childish, ridiculous fantasies.
>>17020717
Trust that OP is the type to never speak again, let alone read.
>>17020695 (you)
>>17020721
lol ur so frivolous and vaguely mysterious. Oh wait, it's a shitty act, which is transparent to every failed mary-sue tumblrite here. Which is at least 50% of the board traffic. Just sos ya know ;)
>>17020755
Sure, sure.
>>17018324
See >>17021521
>>17021530
>spent literally 6 hours pretending to be a fairy on 4chan
Christ dude.
>>17018324
the closest the fae would get to accepting a human is in slave form. enjoy that.
>>17018333
Brian Frond believed you could become fae.
>>17021628
Find a fae mound, wait, wait, wait some more.
When they show up, eat their food. Enjoy!
>>17018324
Write a few dozen posts on tumblr about how you've got a "fairy soul" and that cis white men have been slaughtering your people for centuries. That should do the trick.
Do you not understand what the Fae are?
They're monsters. They are as alien to humanity as any creature from the depths of space.
They are unknowable, unshakeable, insane beings who's laws are beholden only to themselves.
So, do what you want. But you will never be one of the alfer. Because they might tell you pretty lies about how you're so unique and specially that you became something like them, but in the end they're just waiting to eat you whole.
Have fun.
>>17022098
>They are unknowable, unshakeable, insane beings who's laws are beholden only to themselves.
Now where have I heard of a race like that before...
>Wanting to mess with the fae
Are you a complete fucking lunatic OP. You never, EVER, mess with the fae. Just put a gun to your head Jesus Christ, it'll be a lot quicker and less painful then what they'll do to you.
>>17023711
Where? I've never seen this.
>>17022134
we wuz elves an shiiitt
>>17023742
Was there a real reason for your post or are you just happy to see me?
drink bleach
wanna be a fairy when you grow up lmao
grow up. this probably stems from some kind of self-hatred and desire to be a snowflake.
Fae is gae
>>17018324
This is probably about as close as you're gonna get.
My advice is to discover how truly amazing your species is and learn to accept your humanity, since you're stuck with it for this lifetime, anyway.
>>17027676
I own this book, if anyone has any questions about it.
I know how to become vampire but Im afraid that fae dont exist
>>17022134
the gods?
