Ok, so this just fucking happened to me. You might say i'm shitposting but honest to god it happened and i am SHITTING FUCKING BRICKS.
>Australia, victoria
>I like to have a hoon (for non aussies, this means i like driving my car intensely)
>Take my car on a twisty mountain road
>Road turns into gravel later on
>Realize i am lost and took a wrong turn
>Get out of the car to cool my head, it's almost sunset at this point
>Start checking my google maps to find out how to get back
>Hear a noise behind me, shit bricks
>Turn around and i see a fucking 10 year old girl with blood coming from her eyes
>Ask if she's ok, move towards her to see if she's hurt
>BADIDEA.AVI
>She starts smiling and staring at me, i get a really unsettling feeling
>Notice her hands are covered in blood as if she's just killed something
>Get in the car and blast down the gravel road
>Go the long way home and get back to melbourne
This happened on the road between lake mtn and woods point, i was supposed to turn to warburton but instead kept going to woods point, halfway there i saw the girl and shat bricks, so i kept going through woods point then took another gravel road south and back to melbourne.
I'm fucking terrified, that girl gave me the worst feeling i've ever had in my life, like my heart was going to explode.
What the fuck did i just encounter /x/?
>australian
>not shitposting
>>17015694
A bushfire victim you heartless cunt. Help the girl out instead of driving away. Also you said it happened at sundown. Now 3am. Took you that long to post? Go away role playing child and stop believing in spoopy crap. If you think you saw that you might be schizo. Seek help
>>17015694
A prankster.
Sounds legit...
>>17015715
Kek
i was out there last weekend, all i saw was a wrecked 86 in a ditch.
story 0/10
also stop driving on LSD
>>17015694
Dunno, maybe a vampire? Should have kept your cool and tried talking to it. Just because something looks scary doesn't mean it's evil. What if it just got done having a tasty snack on some dingos or something? At least go back and get some pics, pussy. I thought you 'strayans were supposed to be tough cunts who doesn't afraid of anything? FFS, almost everything on that big ass island can kill you with ease, yet no fucks are given. What's one more?
>>17015694
>Notice her hands are covered in blood as if she's just killed something
Or maybe her hands got stained from her eyes.
I wish RP fags fucked off and died.
>>17019029
Kek
>>17015694
you have just been pranksted or nearly killed by a demon hehe
>>17015694
$100% believable
> OP moments before going for 'hoon'
> harphooning himself
>>17015694
>blood coming from her eyes
>ask if she's hurt
>she smiles
>I am unnerved
>know she's 10
Australians.
one must not invite those kids into one's domain
>Australia
>>17015694
Thanks OP. How many "Australians" comments are here. Meaning they think Australians are retards. Please everyone, I'm Australian and this is an embarrassment. If this bloke said this shit to anyone in Australian society, he'd be dismissed as the crack pot wanker he is. Please don't put me in his category. There's crack pots all over the world. The reason he posts this crap here is you are the only people that will entertain him. Which actually makes the rest of the world more retarded. This would not fly in normal everyday conversing in Australia. He'd probably wake up in a hospital after mentioning this. We DON'T suffer fools. We bash them
>>17021177
What an absolutely mentally deficient girl.
>>17022958
She actually made a pretty good point. Anybody could have taken that from him without him feeling a thing against his fat American leg. Shit's dangerous, yo. Keep your guns at home before somebody hurts you with them.
>>17022966
>She actually made a pretty good point.
No she didn't.
>Anybody could have taken that from him without him feeling a thing against his fat American leg
You obviously don't know how holsters work.
>Shit's dangerous
Yeah, if its one thing we learned from Paris its that its dangerous to let law abiding citizen arms carry arms.
>Keep your guns at home before somebody hurts you with them.
Because that is where the criminals keep their guns, at home.
>>17022966
"fat American leg"
I see you make generalizations about an entire country. Just like she does, trying to feel superior because she is from Britain, she is so enlightened relative to us Americans huh. I guarantee he would feel it and I guarantee she couldn't take it from him. If someone came in with a gun this man would be there to stop the situation.
>>17022975
The American gun mentality is paranormal as fuck. It's so weird that you don't even know how crazy you are. Continue to explain, so I can study you.
>>17022983
Naw dawg, that guy's standing there pondering what kind of XXL double cream coffee he wants. Anybody could snatch his gun, easy as pie. Don't even kid yourself. But continue to explain your point, I just became fucking fascinated by the insane American gun mentality. It might be the only legitimately paranormal thing on this board.
Your mentality is so childish it is funny.
>>17023003
So you really are unaware of how crazy you are. This is actually kinda spoopy.
>>17015694
Nice made up post
Like that road story yesterday that saw exact same as yours only a older women and she had her mouth open really big and chased the var
I bet you got ur idea from road stories thread. Also i dont think you ever drove a car
>>17022990
>The American gun mentality is paranormal as fuck.
Not american.
>It's so weird that you don't even know how crazy you are.
Its weird that you don't even understand how fucking ridiculous the idea of gun control is. Yeah, lets give the police, military and criminals absolute monopoly on violence. What a great idea.
>Continue to explain, so I can study you.
Study this pic.
>>17022998
>Anybody could snatch his gun, easy as pie.
You obviously don't know how holsters work.
>insane American gun mentality.
Yeah, not letting the government have a monopoly on violence is insane.
>>17023028
So what you're saying is...
GUN = FREEDOMS
Don't even lie, you're American. Continue to post your spoopy pictures. I've discovered something legitimately paranormal and I'm fucking mind blown.
>>17023031
So basically you don't trust anybody but random people with guns?
If you're living in Melbourne, you might as well just end it already.
I would've fucked it though m8
Bullshit
>>17023036
>So what you're saying is...
I am saying
Freedom = freedom
>>17023036
>Don't even lie, you're American.
Nope, but you are probably a britkek
>Continue to post your spoopy pictures. I've discovered something legitimately paranormal and I'm fucking mind blown.
Ok here you go.
>>17023038
>So basically you don't trust anybody but random people with guns?
So basically you don't trust anybody but indoctrinated psychopaths in the military and the police?
>>17023069
My mind is blown again. Your words are like a window into the American psyche. Keep posting man, I wanna hear your complete opinion on this subject.
You don't trust your Military or Police, but you trust any joe-blow on the street packing a pistol into a Starbucks. Or do you not trust them either? Do you only trust yourself? What do you think about all the mass shootings in your country committed by crazy people who had no connection to either the police or military? Columbine? Or that one at the movie theater a few years ago? Are you afraid of black people?
>>17022983
>amerifat instantly jumps to defend his freedom to be a morbidly obese sack of shit and biomass
like pottery
>>17023093
A fat as fuck pot who only feels free if he can bring his gun to the grocery store. American is confirmed paranormal.
might as well ask here, anyone know the source for this?
>>17023085
>Your words are like a window into the American psyche.
>Quote by Gandhi
>American psyche
>Gandhi
>American
>>17023093
>>17023085
>>17023097
guys, don't be cunts. america is a lot bigger than your european countries so you may not understand that there is DIVERSITY OF OPINION and FREEDOM OF SPEECH here. lump us all into the category of "fat stupid gun nuts" and you're just being a brain-washed sheep yourself.
see, plenty of americans are capable of having civil debates about stuff this because we don't believe in censorship and we do believe that freedom of self-expression is sacred (short of harming another person) while you think that we should literally force people to believe what we say and constantly ridicule or degrade them if they don't. you think someone who owns guns is AS BAD as someone who murders people with guns, and that means you're a toxic absolutist who just wants to divide the world into "us and them." it's about finding common ground and working together.
not to mention that this asshole said he wasn't even from america.
for the record, i do think we need to change gun laws in america but you guys are just fascist bitches.
>>17023111
Did I say the picture was a window into the American Psyche? Nice try, go shave your fucking neck.
>>17023115
gr8 b8 m8.
>>17023114
I can smell the stink of loneliness and Cheetos when I read your post.
>>17023114
don't pop a blood vessel there champ
>>17023114
>not to mention that this asshole said he wasn't even from america.
>Correct person that doesn't know how high quality holsters work
>I am the asshole
>mfw
>>17023116
It wasn't a debate, I just wanted to hear your insane opinion and make fun of you. Americans are fucking classic.
>>17023124
>can't defend my points, what do?
>I KNOW! CALL THEM FAT AGAIN
>GOT EM!
lol
>>17023114
Put burger back into your mouth and shut up.
>>17023136
>>17023124
>>17023130
>>17023138
>FATS FAT FAT
:^D
>>17023135
>It wasn't a debate, I just wanted to hear your insane opinion and make fun of you. Americans are fucking classic.
Good attitude bro.
>>17023146
>>17023153
YEEEEEEEEEEEES classic american
>>17023159
Classic britkek
>>17015694
You're a massive pussy OP, imagine if you had become friends with it, maybe even adopted it.
Seriously, having a potentially demonic spooky murder-loli sidekick to go do spooky things would be amazing. You could be living the /x/phile's dream, but you let your fear prevent such an opportunity.
Everyone shame him.
"Life Down Under with Bloodgirl and Bogan" would make an awesome sitcom, there could even be a dropbear episode.
>>17023124
>>17023130
>>17023133
Samefag harder
>>17022935
The fact that you have to mention this doesn't "fly" in normal everyday conversing makes it seem like you think somewhere else in the world this IS normal.
God damn aussie, showing us how stupid you are once again.
>>17023529
Shut up, fat boy.
>>17023604
Is that all you got?
>>17022998
I've actually tried to snatch a cops gun once (I was quite young and extremely drunk and stupid) I wholeheartedly recommend you to do the same, all around a completely painless experience that didn't involve me getting me getting my ass handed to me, spending a night naked in the drunk tank and getting out with a 200€ fine. And missing my belt and shoes
>>17023115
>>17023124
>>17023130
>>17023135
>>17023138
>>17023159
>ad homenum
kek, nice debating skills. eurokeks, everybody.
>>17023756
>homenum
nice education you got there redneck
>>17022998
>Anybody could snatch his gun, easy as pie
do it faggot
go on that shooting spree you need big daddy government to stop you from going on
