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>>16991640
Sorry for repost.
I'm looking for someone to tell me a bit more about my Grand Father. He is a figure I mentioned in my early childhood, but i don't remember anything of it.
Some extra info:
Male, 26, Aries.
Thanks in advance.
Looking on answers of my love life or when am I going to find a couple
Male 22 aquarius
Thank you Poliwag for my previous reading :D :D
>>16994360
Sorry I got caught up in something.
You: Four of Pentacles
Him: Ace of Swords
Opposition: reversed 8 of Pentacles
Advice: Two of Cups
I guess it's up to your interpretation. It seems like there is potential, but both of you are going to have to work on it. I suppose one issue is that ace of pentacles. It seems he might be too much of a realist and it could be opposing your idealistic side, but maybe with work it could work out. There might be more of a balance to be achieved if you really try.
>>16994735
are you still doing readings, poliwag?
Hey guys! Bump! Might do a reading or so later, just wanted to keep /div/ alive!
>>16994740
I don't think so. There's some other hobbies I want to dabble in, so the only thing that would make me want to give a reading is if that person gave me a reading in return.
If anyone's still doing readings, thanks if you get to this.
Male, 19, Leo.
I've been out of contact with someone for a couple of years. Fairly mutually but it's a daily thought as to whether or not it was a mistake or not. If anything, recently i almost feel a little empty without them. Is it in my best interest to talk to them or is it better to leave it?
>>16994666
Satan and poliwag best buds
>>16994827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNKttMFgaf0
>>16994840
nice. doing readings atm?
>>16994845
What do you need? I could hook you up before walking my doges.. Also it's up to you if you want me to try out this fancy Thoth deck I have yet to try.
>>16994852
I'd like to volunteer being first test subject on Thoth deck.
>>16994865
Do you want a Celtic Cross or a 4 card general?
>>16994852
I wouldn't mind being a subject after you walk your doges if you're up for it.
>>16994871
Celtic one if you dont mind.
>>16994852
post pictures of doges pls
>>16994900
>Lewd
He has the same doge as me
>>16994569
male, 23, aquarius (not the other anon that posted)
i'm looking for love advice too. i like someone and i feel like in the future we could become very close, but it seems like outside circumstances get in the way.
>>16994876
Yeah, uhhh. I'm not capable of interpreting this. I will post it, but the existence of so many court cards is nonsense for me. I don't think this deck is working for me right now.
Situation: Prince of Wands
Opposition: The Priestess
Goal: Knight of Swords
Far Past: Queen of Wands
Near Past: Queen of Pentacles
Immediate Future: Princess of Pentacles
Querent: Prince of Cups
Environment: Priestess of Wands
Inner Emotions: 3 of Pentacles, Works
Outcome: 7 of Pentacles, Failure
>>16994927
>I don't think this deck is working for me right now.
Have you gone through and looked at each card, thought on it for a bit?
>>16994927
That's supposed to be a Princess of Wands for Environment.
>>16994873
Nah, I think I'm going to put this back away for a bit until I finish reading this book.
>>16994912
And a Jack Chi as well!
>>16994930
Yes. I have an idea what the problem is, though, but as of now I'm going to wait until the time is right to pull this deck out again.
I'm just going to stick to the good old rider waite for now.
>>16994947
I like Dreamscapes myself
>>16994569
Does any of you know why I'm feeling energy through the sole my feet? It's so weird
>>16994927
Woah.... id say srs mommy issues with women and the prince of wands isn't healthy....
So mom would fix everything except a relationship? Hence the pentacle princess gf?
As for the other part there's a guy who is working on his emotions when he needs his calculus book getting him outta the money situation
>>16994937
YAY! I love Jack.
>>16994947
Have you tried to making a story out these card interpretation?
>>16994964
>story time every time with tarot time
>>16994960
when do you feel it
>>16994968
>prince of wands isn't healthy
why?
>>16994978
It started the other day while I was meditating and now is random
>>16994982
Because its a young guy who thinks he knows everything about life.... basically I always think of him as a meme autist.
However if it was a wise king of wands then I would be nice.
At least the wand king has experience behind his shit a prince or page Doesn't know shit.
>>16994964
OK. Here. Let's try a different approach. Pick something a little bit more specific that you are interested in. Which of the following areas does it fall into?
Work or Business
Love, Marriage or Pleasure
Trouble, Loss, Scandal or Quarrelling
Money, Goods or Material Matters
>>16994987
have you walked around outside barefoot since it started?
>>16994989
Also its not just wands... its every page and prince or knight.
Tew young and too ghey.
>>16994989
what? Nah, prince of wands is a hero, who thinks that he can protect anyone. A bit asslicker but not from bad side, more from naive side. It's a positive card, gal.
>>16994994
It falls into love, loss and scandal
>>16995009
it's because ur a girl
>>16995011
Hes a beta orbiter that doesn't have the intelligence to provide protection. At least the sword prince has a mouth on him... wands has nothing.
>>16995003
Not barefoot, no
>>16995020
>protection
kek, this isnt 1950's anymore. Provider daddies are the past, the future belongs to prince of sword and wands mix.
>>16994735
28 M Aries year of the dragon Am I doing good in this world?
>>16995027
>Tippy toppy kek
But I don't want a jamal... I want a marine American
>>16995038
Master race American King? Weird tastes girl
>>16994819
Self bump if anyone gets around to it.
General question though as it's fascinated me. What are the penalties (if any) for the reader? And how can I learn how to do it "properly"?
>>16995020
>>16995011
Can we all just agree that Queen of Swords is objectively the best? Which of course by extension makes me the best.
>>16995014
OK well the process failed. I will try again at another time.
Anyone still doing readings?
I've had issues being myself for as long as I can remember, mom stomped out my individualism at a young age. I'm great at learning and following orders and I don't want to be this shell of a person anymore.
I've been getting down to business, to defeat the khans, and self improvement has had a major impact on me, I just want to know that I'm heading down the right path.
>>16995052
Queen of Swords is good for boys but for girls meh.
>>16995050
>Penalty
Wat m8 never heard of this.... you mean not going to heaven right and becoming a shingami?
I really don't see this as a bad thing I can't wait for my death note once im dead.
Looking for a health reading, since mine seems to be in decline lately, either due to muscles, bones, veins, a blockage, or something.
25, M, Scorpio
Would be very much appreciative, thanks.
>>16995052
I mean if you're a beta guy its great...
If you have any opinions even 1 then nope.
And nope if your female. The sword queen is like the shark and your the one in a ocean of BLOOD enjoy!
>>16995070
This is becoming /b/ rather than /div/
>>16995088
>Implying
But this is 4chan? Why not have a realistic satirical look at each card.?
>>16995050
I think you learn how to do it ok through studying and practicing.
If you don't make any ritual wihout self protection there is no "penalties" on readings, the querent ask, the reader answer and what the querent do with that info is their choice.
>>16995094
Cheswick, please tell a soul how this week is gonna play out?
>>16995094
Ye, realistically looking Kings are attractive and Pages get friendzoned all the way. Queen of Swords is a ugly girls who has to work all the way what attractive girls get without any effort. I'd rather be a Fool and you'd be Justice.
>>16995097
Great, thanks.
What sources would be essential for beginners?
>>16995054
I was just listening to disney sing alongs
Let me finish dinner and I will read for you
>>16995094
I once heard RW The Sun described as "baby grinds horsehairs up his asshole"
>>16995105
Realistically speaking I think I would be that heiorpant bastard.
I think you would be preferably the world
>>16995103
Saw someone either working or schooling all week.
Next weekend is going to be rad though.
You a wagekek anon? Just kidding
I wish you would just write music
Saw a coat.... guess its gonna be icy.
Decided to scry a card
I came up with temperance.... sweet!
Don't overwhelm yourself and I think you need to go out and have some sex
>>16995121
Much appreciated anon
>>16995121
If you have time for another could you do one for me?
>>16994819
If not, no worries
>>16995126
>tellytubby card
>Pretending that its actually ABOUT good futures ever
>George constanza
>>16995131
>World
>The World signifies completion, achievement and fulfilment
Ahhh, i wish but no.
Heh, Hierophant looks good on you, power through society.
>>16995142
Oooooo I have a question do you like the man who sold the world
>>16995148
David Bowie's okay, I guess
>>16995150
Ok cool what about kaz miller whats you opinion about him.
>>16995144
I can see it though. Your totally the world.
I wonder what all the other readers on here would be
Hi guys. It's that time of the night - two readings for two querents.
I'm a novice and need some practice. Try posing me a specific question, I'll scry it and try to give an interpretation of the images. Keep in mind it's experimental, so it might make little to no sense.
Might do more if the first two don't leave me all out of juice, but don't hold your breath.
If I think your query might be too difficult, I will let you decide whether you'd like to pick another or not. I work on a first come first serve basis.
The info I need is the following:
>Your favorite artwork (picture/link).
>Your gender (if you are trans, specify).
>Your favorite color/shade.
>Your favorite gemstone
The following things might help me focus, but they are not necessary:
>Something you've made/crafted (picture/link).
>An instrumental only track that conveys your current mood or your feeling towards the question (NO SINGING, but instrumental covers of songs are acceptable).
>Anything else you think could be helpful (if you post your star sign, specify both Sun AND Ascendant).
Feedback helps me hone my skills, so it is extremely appreciated.
>>16995158
I'd like to hear your idea behind being "The World"?. Dunno Thoth would be "Death", Yalda probably "High Priestess", BV - "Lovers", Trogodia - "Hermit", Discord - "Temperance", NewHelp - "Hanged Man"
>>16995167
Male
Red/Black
Lapis Lazuli
Virgo Sun, Aquarius Ascendant
General scrying plox
>>16995167
No link but Mogwai - Young Team album artwork
Male
Light purple
Onyx
Song that correlates would be Mogwai - Ratts of the Capital
Question: I have someone I want to speak to, but haven't for reasons. It's been a very long time. Will this person ever be a big part in my life again?
(will provide more if needed!)
>>16995143
It was the first time it ever came up for me
Ended up being very very relevant
>>16995054
>>16995135
>Past - Hanged Man
>Present - Queen of Wands
>Future - High Priestess
Well, the good news is, you are now aware of aaaaaall the garbage that came with such a childhood. You have surrendered, and you are ready to trust the deeper aspects of yourself.
You are discovering yourself anew, finding your footing as an independent entity.
Look to the Priestess and you will go far
You are the lynx
>>16995167
female
light blue, maybe with a green tint
diamond or amethyst
cancer sun, pisces moon, virgo rising
How will the guy I like be a part of my life?
Hard to choose which picture, I'll go with this one
>>16995176
BV has said The World is recurring for him
I find the Lovers frequent my spreads
But I suppose that is not the same as the card of who you are
>>16995167
well you have two already, but if you can get around to me that's fine too.
>female
>bubblegum pink, usually
>amethyst
i just want a love scrying, will i end up alone? or is there a qt boy waiting for me? i hope i didn't forget anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCF8QzSTbR0
>>16995181
Sorry, I don't do generals.
Will be trying to read >>16995186 first. You have some time to pick a question.
>>16995167
>>16995186
>this is the artwork
>>16995201
Question then - Who's holding me back? I feel like there's someone who's draining my energy.
>>16995203
>kek
>>16995191
>look to the priestess and you will go far
>you are the lynx
Care to elaborate, or are these things that will either make sense in time or will make sense if I put forth the will to understand?
Questions aside, very grateful for the reading.
>>16995198
I guess BV wants to be Lovers in the future tho. To be honest i dont have any card which represents me.
>>16995167
Hmm...
Male
My weakness.... Damnit I have no idea I can't choose a single colour. Green.
No faves either, so my birth stone: garnet.
A mask I made in the next post.
As for a song, I'm stuck between two. I want to pick this one:
earth & sky by virtual riot, but it's dubby, so idk.
My second choice is this one: instrumental of luv sic by nujabes (modal soul remix)
My question is about my progress as a person overall.
>am I heading in the direction of the future I wish to see myself in, and are there any obstacles that threaten my climb?
Thanks based anon.
>>16995198
I tend to get Wheel of Fortune, The Lovers, Death, and The Star a lot for my personal spreads. Even spreads I have gotten from others usually depicts these for me.
I have gotten the Queen of Wands many times to represent myself, which I find surprising and flattering.
>>16995158
Read my shit up senpai
>>16995216
Ahh.. Nvm
>>16994569
None of this shit works but at least this isn't the stupidest thread on /x/.
Anyone want to trade a reading? I'm interested in getting one about what will happen this coming Monday or Tuesday to give me something to reflect on.
>>16995196
Also here is something I've drawn
And here's music if you want:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNsgHMklBW0
>>16995176
Bv~ the wheel
Thoth ~ the hermit
Yalda~ the magician
Discord ~ the page of cups
New help ~ the nine of cups
Trog~ king of pentacles
The world to me is like the ending of ffx when tidus realizes he has to die to save yuna....
Like the end is the beginning and the beginning the end.
>>16995218
Page of wands
King of cups
Ace of cups
The devil lucifer
At least you can drink with your dad and reminisce.
He loves you anon
>>16995230
Pff, then The World is kind of lame card. Endless cycle of end and beginning without any meaning.
>>16995230
Found yours. Or is it mine. I always get us mixed up.
>>16995241
But it's the reincarnation card of course its the worst card topkek
>>16995243
Orama~ the seven of cups
>or LOL aka the strutting Leo card
>>16995253
>seven of cups
Goes to show how you know me Chessy, I can drink a lot more than seven cups.
>>16995215
The tower or wheel of fortune?
>>16995253
Kek, then it's no wonder that my nick is Sorrow. I dont even believe in reincarnation. Giving shit card on purpose.
>>16995240
But i dont love him, he left me with a lot of issues and tries to control my life and is an unfair tyrant "because I'm the dad" even if he has good intentions (ISIS has good intentions too)
Also I don't drink
>>16995230
I can both of those cards as mine lol.
>>16995186
>A bracelet - or perhaps a wristwatch, but most likely the first.
>A three leaved clover (shamrock)
>A hummingbird.
Asking for clarification.
>Three leaved clover [I had actually forgot to write it down the first time, perhaps it was a reminder]
>Skulls and bones
Do any of these suggest anything to you?
I would like to know before I attempt an interpretation.
>>16995275
I can see*, but obviously can't English lol.
>>16995265
What do you mean?
Oh man, uh who's still taking reading requests?
>>16995280
Well I'm originally from Ireland so that seems to make sense with the clover/shamrock.
>>16995280
>>16995307
Can't clarify with skull and bones though. Only means death to me.
>>16995271
YOU need to fucking reconnect. Do it over Christmas and plz try a little vodka one of these days
>>16995261
>topkek
This is why I love you orama
>>16995301
Do you know of a Irvine?
Ffviii?
Or sniper?
>>16995230
Btw... that was my card of the day lol.
>>16995309
Irvine from ff8? Uh yes, why? What's it supposed to mean.
...and this isnt the first time you referenced FF characters lol. You must be a fan of the series
>>16995308
Could mean your about to grow up
Either spiritual or emotional
Or could mean your soul mate is Johnny depp in pirate mode.
>>16995271
>>16995309
Mang I can't see the day I get to leave to have my own place, so I can finally get into rituals and stuff and get a deck of cards (he is a hardcore atheist)
Also since we are it give me a card to represent myself
>>16995317
OH THAT'S my favorite one.
But yeah a guide of yours said it and then I saw Irvine fighting edea at the end of disc 1
You know when squall dies and Irvine and rinoa are executed.
>>16995319
Shut the fuck up, Cheswick, you're fat.
>>16995308
>>16995307
Thanks.
I was going to ask if a third person is involved, but that's what the clover made me think of. If you have a different interpretation for it, that is good enough.
I wouldn't see the skull and bones as something so grim. It almost seemed peaceful - rest, just peaceful rest.
The hummingbird probably means something similar - going from flower to flower, it moves on.
Probably not, anon. Or perhaps just not a big part, perhaps they'll be around again, but it's time to lay matters to rest and move on.
>>16995319
Hey Cheswick could I get a reading
>>16995310
See the world is life the world is love
>>16995283
I actually see bits of you, currently, in those 2 cards. I also had a 3rd jump out at me, Death. From what I was reading about the cards, you seem to be struggling with some aspects of those cards. I think those 3 might be the temporary cards during your time of sorrow (cheesy, I know lol). Maybe I'm just a noob rambler...
>>16995212
The High Priestess is your future so you should meditate on her ideals
Your spirit animal is the lynx
>>16995215
Meh. For you... I like Discord's idea of the Tower
>>16995332
Honestly with the ambiguity (on my part) it was still spot on.
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
HABD
>>16995181
>>16995205
Will get to you in a moment - need something to eat first.
>>16995196
>>16995199 (checked)
>>16995216
Sorry anons, I think I won't be able to do your readings. :(
>>16995331
Really lol
Im not fat tho and have nice tits and long red hair.
Love chads and musicians
Love the polish
And im 6`0 and 150 pounds.....
>>16995358
>150 pounds
>Not fat
You're right, you're not fat, you're obeast.
>>16995333
I see a woman who is about to fight with you.
Saw some shadow people who are near you.....
Something is going to die with that many.
Saw a cat it was stripes and cute.
You need new clothes I think you would cheer up with them.
I wish you could paint your room too. Like a yellow color
>>16995367
Ummmm... 6'0 and 150 lbs... technically she's underweight. The ideal range for a female at 5'7 is 150-160. And what is obeast?
>>16995358
>Lovw chads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16995358
I had a friend that tall once and it always felt like hanging out with my mom
Prolly didnt help that both of them are hourglass shaped curly haired brunettes with a thing for bdsm
Anyway, who wants an aura reading?
>>16995367
LOL.... I have a thin body retard. Have you seen a real woman outside of porn?
will the surgeon arrive
>>16995330
Oh god not that stupid death theory. Squall survived, cuz the plot hinges on that time-travel bullshit that happens later. Emo people like them never die, that'd be too lucky for them.
And i dont know what the hell irvine and edea fighting have to do with me. Uh... are you sure it was MY guardian spirit telling you all this? >.>
>>16995377
An obese beast.
>>16995381
I'm always down for an aura reading. See if any changes have happened lol.
>>16995384
>Have you seen a real woman outside of porn?
No, what would be the point of that?
I'd like one. What do you need?
>>16995393
Lots of bright grassy green today
please stop shitposting and just ignore the trolls
>>16995381
>>16995399
Meant to be a response.
>>16995368
S-something is going to die? Can you expand on that at all?
>You need new clothes I think you would cheer up with them.
Yeah I really should, waiting for my next paycheck though
>>16995380
Well really want does a beta talk about besides animu and games...
I mean I like a couple games yeah but im not a gamer...
>>16995381
Do I feel like your mom op? What are you really ready to say....
I like incest if thats weird but its a past life Egyptian thing.....
>>16995381
I'd like one. I'd like to see what you can see
okay, so is anyone doing readings right now?
>>16995406
Can you download a ghost box app op and tell me what it says cause I am really worried about you and the shadows around you. Did you open a ouija board?
>>16995412
You could always just fuck yourself for me, we don't have to talk. It's too bad you like chads and hate betas.
>>16995399
Goldenrod yellow
Twirling, climbing, like a candycane, a gnarled vine
Blisters... navy.
Smooth edges... white. Milky like marble.
You hold yourself back
>>16995381
Read my aura
>>16995381
Me pls. Can I get an aura reading? I haven't had one in a while and I'm just really interested in knowing if you have the time.
>>16995426
But im a real woman anon what did you expect?
Laughingwhores.jpg
I heard texas laurels... does this mean something op
>>16995381
Mind if I get one too? I've never had my aura read before, ahaa.. seems kinda cool
>>16995381
I want one, if you get to me
Male, gemini
>>16995381
An aura reading would be lovely.
>>16995439
Real women scare me, especially crazy ones who believe in divination.
You gotta pay the iron price first.
For a reading from me.
>>16995380
Sssh. Her fate is to get knocked up and heartbrokenly set aside by some worthless chad, then spend the rest of her life on the government's teet and going through subsequent worthless relationships in an attempt to find stability only to be left even more fucked up and stuck spawning a series of more bastard children. You're going to ruin it if you keep bringing it up.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE CARRY ON
>>16995451
Slut.
>>16995425
Sure, I'll try to but my itunes acoount has been disabling a lot recently. Give me a second..
Nope no ouija boards
>>16995451
I have to kill you? And then I get to wear your jewelry? And make your women and small folk into my salt wives and thralls?
>>16995415
(tan) but not so steep. Its been too long since maths. Blinding white. Wtf dude?
>>16995412
Uhhhh no you do not remind me of my mother
>>16995429
Red and blue. Raspberry and plum. Yum.
>>16995436
Sandy dunes, pink trees. Budding romance?
>>16995441
Opal
Do you have sleep paralysis?
>>16995428
I.. uhh.. what.
That was far more complex than I had imagined. The expectation was a single color, but that. I don't even know what to make of that.
>>16995455
You're right, my mistake.
>>16995462
hey read my aura too pls
>>16995403
Thanks :)
>>16995439
Quit fucking with people. Seriously. No one's dumb enough to believe your association-game "visions"
>>16995451
ok cheswick, tell me what my future bf will be like
>>16995450
Like seriously though... do you believe women scream in real life like porn.... like its gay. Why watch it. Like cold mountain sex is way more realistic watch that movie instead anon
>>16995429
>>16995462
What does it means? I'm tasty?
>>16995451
Here's a picture showing clearly that Jack White has no idea how to hold a baseball.
Could I please have my aura read?
>>16995451
Could I ask for a reading about me?
>>16995462
>wtf dude?
You're asking ME that?! How do you see math in my aura? ...or wait, are you telling me i dont practice formulas enough. And blinding white? What does that mean?
>>16995462
Like who do I remind you of anon
>>16995455
I'm actually single and I'm not a whore. And don't want kids... nice try kiddo.
>>16995458
Wanna be my salt husband? HAHA
>>16995473
I think the next on will clash with you. And he won't last long.
Can you maybe find your niche in love and presue one type of man?
Saw you going to the star wars movie soon....
>>16995444
>>16995446
>>16995466
No more I burn out fast
>>16995464
Rod could grow into a pole. Could unwind and transform. Anything but staying a rod til you start to ooze at the edges
>>16995477
Raspberry and plum? It means you're... sick. Either fucked in the head (perverted, violent, etc), or physically ill, or maybe emotionally damaged. Any of that ring a bell?
>>16995498
Ah crap her future changed courses FUCK
>>16995499
Emotionally damaged
>>16995499
>raspberry and plum. yum.
>fucked in the head
holy shit it got real fast
>>16995511
What do you mean?
>>16995498
lol i actually probably will see the new star wars movie
>niche in love
i don't even know what my niche is so probably not
>>16995492
Do you do maths regularly? I got the impression of "liftoff" from looking at you
>>16995498
You remind me of when I try to take a bite from a really big crisp apple and it hurts my frenulum somehow
>>16995181
>>16995205
Sorry anon, maybe just I'm tired, not much is coming up besides "snow effect".
I got "Kepler". It might not be that exact word, but rather a similar one. Reading words when scrying is hard for some reason.
If this doesn't tell you anything, my apologies.
>>16995349
You are welcome, hope it helped.
>>16995499
Do grassy greens fall under just green or what shade? Or what do they mean to you?
>>16995516
look when you say raspberry and plum you aren't thinking about violent damaged sickos
reader, what the hell
>>16995481
What.... he played when he was a little kid tho?
Sooo nice.
Saw money issues with a car and travel I think. There's a girl at this coffee place I wish you could get to know.
And I saw something nice for Christmas coming for you!
>>16995489
K
Do you like Stravinsky? I heard a violin...
Can you eat something different this weekend like a vegetable?
Also go to adv later for lulz.
Also im picking up the name logan? Are you a comic book fan is someone close named logan?
>>16995462
Sleep paralysis, huh? I've had it once, but that was... ah gee, a long while ago. Never had it before or since then.
>>16995510
Hugs. You"ll get through it
>>16995525
Actually my very first impression of him was the American flag patch on combat fatigues but I said I'd do aura readings, not scry, so I tried to tone it down a bit
>>16995521
New growth. Fiddleheads breaking the ground in the spring.
>>16995519
So like im snow white?
I like her in that once upon a time show.
>16995525
Are you though... like are you Hannibal the cannibal anon
>>16995527
I do but I've listened to Lindsey Stirling recently and my husband has been complaining about Skillets overuse of them. I love vegetables, about to make some mushroom soup. The only Logan I can think of is Rory's ex on Gilmore Girls.
>>16995510
>>16995535
Thanks anon
I have been dealing with this all my life
>>16995519
No. I work in an environment that manages a lot of mathematical data, but I dont work with it myself. Nothing outside of budgeting and the occasional Vic2 playthrough.
Hmm. "Liftoff"... >.>
>>16995539
Ginnifer Goodwin <3 <3 <3
Never really got into that show but oomph love her
>>16995528
Huh. Do you meditate?
>>16995553
Mmmm Captain Hook... just sayin'
>>16995553
Nope, not at all. Why, is opal supposed to represent some kinda spiritual thing?
>>16995535
didn't mean no offense anyway. you're doing a good job reader
>>16995546
I wonder if you shouldn't name your child Logan
I like that you discuss music do like vinyl at all.
I was going to say something different like soup....
Hey did you ever watch party of five I loved that show.
>>16995562
Yah, opal/diamond = spiritual power
But it is also apparent in strong rational/skeptic/logical thinkers so idk
>>16995551
Zooming out of sight
>>16995547
Do you want to talk about it?
>>16995571
Ah well. To be truthful I've had other readers tell me I'm on a spiritual path of some sort? Though I'm still a lil confused on how it came to that. Thanks for the aura reading btw!
>>16994598
Bump
>>16995571
Oh yeah? I feel pretty rooted lol. Floaty maybe but not fly-y
But eh okay I guess that's all we're gonna see. Thanks for letting me know, that was interesting
>>16995570
Haha no more babies!!! My one is the only one. We do like to talk music and it depends with vinyl. I like the era of music that came with vinyl... not so much recent music on it. Also, my mom is the lead singer in a blues/jazz band. I did watch it but soooo long ago.
>>16995571
Aura read me senpai
>>16995591
I see another one if you want him.
Is your mom more jazz or more blues?
Your aura lights up too when your talking about her....
Like bright blues and yellows.
>>16995598
Magenta, eggshell hollow
I'm going to bed now folks good night
>>16995612
Good because your methods are questionable at best.
>>16995547
>>16995571
Well basically my parents divorced while I was little, I got bullied by bigger kids all through middle school and only had one group of friends who I saw every once in a while (they were all from a different school so I was kinda an outsider), also I practiced table tennis but I left because I was getting the short end of the stick because the president of the association is pretty corrupt I decided to leave when my coach abandoned me mid game in a semifinal match in a national tournament.
Now I cannot into gf, it left me pretty fucked up.
>>16995598
Your neck is sore...
And today your a dark blue and dark green.
Eyes are yellow tho....
You must just be here for the posts.
Going to try my first "open" reading to everyone instead of just readers. Only going to be a 1 or 2 card pull.
Need:
Name
Sign
Colorful picture, attached
Out of the ordinary question.
Will only do 1 or 2 readings and I might be picky.
Oh and I'm a noob so please be patient and provide feedback please and thank you.
>>16995616
Could I also have an aura reading?
I'd like to know if my aura could say anything about why I only attract lesbians even though I'm male.
>>16995616
Are you making things up too?
>>16995615
Just hit on girls till one says yes?
?????
Profit.
>>16995622
You probably look like a femboy.
>>16995619
James
Cancer
Why is Beavis and Butthead such a good fucking show?
>>16995619
>Name : P. ringler
>Sign : Taurus
Le colorful fedora.
>Out of ordinary question:
Why do people say I have a feminine atmosphere about me? when I can clearly grow a bitchin goatee.
>>16995625
I have no idea on how to hit on girls.
I'm an assberg and girl signals go over my head.
I'm trying to work on not becoming a beta orbiter next time.
>>16995619
Please help?
Need : I feel haunted by a dark presence, and it might emerge from the difficult choice I have to make soon: either leave my family to start anew or stay. What do I do?
Name : Priscilla
Sign : Scorpio
What do eyes taste like?
I accidentally passed out on someone who I said I would read for, so I really want to apologize.
>>16995624
.... no I can actually see pain and auras...
>>16995622
MMmm theres red in your left side of your brain...
And red in your palms.
I want to say its fear red... since its not sharp.
Are you afraid of women? Or is it a social anxiety disorder?
I feel pain in your legs too....
Anon are you alright?.
Everything thing else is a butter yellowish and blue.
>>16995647
Read my aura. I'll participate for the fuck of it.
If anyone is willing, can I get a general reading?
David
Aries
24
>>16995647
Hell no I'm not alright. I'm dying breh. You didnt see anything about why lesbians like me and no one else?
>>16995647
Hell no I'm not alright. I'm dying breh. You didnt see anything about why only lesbians are attracted to me?
>>16995629
Sooo I do not need a card pull for this question. It just is! Haha
>>16995643
Wat a weird picture I never thought about ptah being a female.
Stay its not malevolent op. Even if you feel Scorpio pull you to be alone don't leave yet.
After Christmas you'll see why
>>16995668
double posted for double emphasis.
>>16995647
Alright, I'll bite. Aura reading sounds fun, if you are willing to read for me as well.
>>16995643
Hmmm I can try and pull for this but you might need a more experienced reader to handle this question pertaining to spirits.
>>16995646
It happens, man. No worries ^-^
>>16995679
That's what I said.
>>16995672
I thought it was Salome, daughter of Herodias
>>16995680
What do you consider an out of the ordinary question?
>>16995673
;_;
Its the way you dress and the fact your in the wrong city.
>>16995619
Maddy
cancer
Why do I get hit on by girls more than guys? I don't even look like a lesbian.
>>16995696
Everything's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me.
>>16995696
pheremones
I attract a lot of gay guys for the same reason. I'm also attracted to lesbians too frequently.
>>16995689
Hmm... but ptah does the same thing. The greeks took a lot from Egypt and intermixed God's... during Ptolemy era.
She's hot though you have me there anon.
>>16995632
I tried a reading for you as well and nothing was working... although you did post a fedora. Thankfully it was black or I might have asked for another picture lol. Give me the same question but rephrase it with a few details.
>>16995701
uh no
>>16995704
That sounds reasonable
>>16995690
Something that isn't love or career. What kind of question are you seeking help with?
>>16995713
People say I have feminine energy, that I'm a transvestite etc. Thta's absurd. I can grow a mean ass beard. I just want to know why this keeps being said. what it is that's causing this.
>>16995714
Why do you hate me?
>>16995733
No I love you anon, very much. You make me very wet
>>16995695
God damn it...I can't change the way I dress or the city I live in.
>>16995737
That makes me scared.
>>16995701
sick joke m9 made me choke on ma dank kushh
>>16995176
>>16995230
Once upon a time, a group diviners tried to define which card best fit me. Stumped and confused about me particularly was left our beloved Jinxie. Some cried out “he's the Fool for sure!” while others considered the Hierophant the only one to consider.
So a card was pulled by someone with the most godly sortilege I've ever known, and the pulling of that card then subsequently showed...
The Hierophant
So, then it was left at that! But, our story doesn't quite end there, for later some time, a based tarotfag read for me and for mine. And for my significator he got...
The Knight of Wands card!
Both cards seem fitting to me. But others can disagree if they so please.
>>16995670
OK OK
Partly serious question here then: when am I going to score? It feels like I'm never going to score.
>>16995722
I have tons of them, so I can pick one to your ''liking''.
What is it to me that makes people think I'm so deserving of respect? Do I actually inspire any emotion (positive, principally) besides that? I sometimes feel like people don't ''connect'' with me, because of a distance I create in a manner I don't even notice. Is this true? Why?
Jorge
Aquarius
>>16995696
For you I had issues,of course lol. But I finally did a 1 card and The Queen of Swords popped up. It could possibly be that these females are attracted to your strong determined, independent like nature. What some men might deem intimidating, especially if they are struggling, women will flock to. IMO and from only experience of what I've seen and all that is that women know what they want sooner than a guy does. But I understand that they play a little more cautious due to all the crazy. Hmmm I may have rambled a bit. Does this sound right at all?
Can I make a critical analysis here?
If you people claim to know the future then why aren't you millionaires off of the stock market by now?
>>16995752
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SCORE. NONE OF US WILL EVER SCORE WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET HIT ON BY LESBOS UNTIL WE DIE A AGONIZING DEATH OF INTERNAL ROT.
Here to chat divination theory/practice to anyone who is interested.
>>16995619
James
Virgo
Why do I experience rampant synchronicity and random signs, but no direction or anything spiritually "clear"?
>>16995767
Why don't you become a millionare based off my based stock market readings :^)
>>16995776
hI, JINKS. Whatr do you thnk of using black mirrors to scry a pringle demon?
>>16995776
Do you something that could be called catmancy?
>>16995772
Cool it, Holden. Amy is a slut anyway.
Hello /div, I'd like to try out something.
Typically tasseography, reading one's future in tea leaves, is done in presence of the querent; however I should like your assistance in finding out if I can discover a novel way of doing it.
If you'd like to help, I'll ask you for your:
name, age, favorite color, and a random word.
Thank you very much.
>>16995767
True story coming up; I don't give a fuck whether you believe me or not.
So, I have a friend who trades stocks. We were shooting the shit one day, and he asked me to look at some charts and tell him what I think they mean. He was quite impressed by how I interpreted it so accurately.
Well, we got on the topic of divination, and I, for shits and giggles then did decide to draw up a chart for the next day. When I came back from work, he was practically giddy with glee when he saw that they matched up perfectly. So, we performed the experiment multiple times, and it seemed that I always drew damn-near perfect lines!
So, we decided to try with money one time...
That was the one time I fucked up the stock market predictions...the one fucking time.
>>16995781
ailuromancy
>>16995619
>>16995778
I'm sorry Discord I forgot the image
>>16995788
perry
25
black
death
