Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
http://artbell.com/
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Wednesday October 14th, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
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>two drink minimum
Was there a reason art didn't have a show yesterday?
Not that I was around for it anyways, just wondering
>>16992360
He said on Facebook he wasn't feeling well. Make of that what you will.
>Heather, my producer who can get it on
That's how she got the job.
Does anyone know what Art's intro song is? I really dig it. Also I'm above the maximum already, good luck, Art.
>praising heather the shit producer
Fuck off Art. You're reaching new lows right now.
Holy shit are you seriously shilling your paid bullshit with your shitty kid? Fuck you, Art.
>Richard escaped another week of open lines
You can't hide forever
>>16992360
Probably something to do with having consecutive shitty shows.
>>16992379
http://youtu.be/ViN2bRGrBx8
I am glad his kid didn't get her lunchbox!
>>16992382
christ, its a joke, you autist
I kind of wish I had a subscription so I could cancel it.
>>16992394
kek
Yeah that was pretty low
>military style rifles
Art should join Isis, "we shill more, join us"! WTF Art you used to have morals n shit! Whappen?
>>16992388
Yessssssss. Thanks, Anon.
Art sounds so high right now.
>guys look at this cool picture of this guy like dissapearing it's the coolest
Lunchbox Letdown
>>16992393
I'm just picturing a sleazy old man, laden with crappy plastic surgery, sitting in the middle of the desert trying to stretch a joke that could actually shill people into buying his crap. Remember, he's on terrestrial now.
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>>16992411
Snake eye dubs!
god, i hope this doesnt just turn into a bunch of ppl bragging about their bunkers and bug out bags
>>16992423
But muh years supply of canned food
>>16992422
>>16992423
>>16992426
I can see it now
>"muh filters"
>"muh super male vitality"
>"muh banks"
>"did i already mention buy muh filters"
>Who do you wish would spontaneously disappear?
Myself
>>16992420
that's pretty funny. still, he was really hamming it up. think its a bit much to say it was 'low'
>>16992432
Amy Martin.
>>16992432
Same, but only if all memory of me goes too
LOVE YOU FEEL YOU WRAP MYSELF AROUND YOU SQUEEZE YOU PLEASE YOU
I'M SO EXCITED
>>16992437
Naw, not even that anon, it was pretty low
Art ruining open lines with gay politics
>>16992443
how? you'd have to be clinically retarded to think he was serious. i'm not trying to argue, i just don't get your point at all. unless you're just being hypercritical for the hell of it, which i realize is the general theme of these threads.
>ak47 extremists
Is that Art's way of calling someone a Muslim?
>>16992452
>shilling his 'service' using appeal to emotions for his kid
im going to call in and banepost
Boy, I can't wait to hear Michelle's tranny story of the week.
Fake Scottish accent anon, are you here? I will be listening for your call
Art is going senile repeating this Skype shit
>>16992456
yes, art was literally saying he's so poor he can't buy a lunchbox. you're right, anon. good job calling him out on that.
HA.
>antibiotic for Scientology
yessssss burrrrnnn
>>16992456
DESU
WaNNa take a Riide
I want to take Amy for a ride
this is really funny in light of hoagie's recent guest talking about scientology
Scientologist, not that interesting. Next call
>Scientologists criticizing others
Kek
>>16992384
They had technical issues, according to both Keith and Richard. Didn't get it fixed until halfway thru the show and then there was no point going live.
TOP KEK THIS CALLER
my sides
I'm so confused.
>Rambling on, mentioned Walmart spelled backwards
>Art starts laughing
I can't breathe.
I WILL NEVER BE SET FREE
AS LONG AS I'M A GHOST YOU CAN SEE
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>>16992494
You can't spell Walmart without Art
>mfw my treadmill needs a team of psychics
You could have just called Psychic Treadmill Repairman. But you didn't. And now that one little part, that one little part that could have been replaced, now it's gone and damaged other parts.
One. Little. Part. You could have fixed it. But you didn't. You didn't fix it.
Psychic Treadmill Repairman doesn't like that.
Not. One. Bit.
>>16992516
Psychic Treadmill Repairman isn't angry with you, but he is disappointed.
OMG, first prepper call
>when doves cry
Art's killin it tonight
This chick sounds like a BAMF
can you kill someone with a slingshot?
>no guns
Guess who's getting robbed first?
>>16992529
a gunless bamf
>>16992538
only if you've got fantastic aim
>no guns
>hide
she sounds like a shit prepper tee be atche
Let's dooo this
>Not getting a Glock
>Not getting a Nugget
>Not getting an AK
Those are practically required for a survival situation. This woman will get fucked hard.
Jesus Christ, Art, he sounds fine. He's so goddamn anal about audio that sounds fine, it doesn't change and he says it sounds better. Goddamn art, you gigantic faggot. Fuck I'm drunk and angry tonight.
Art be trolling
>>16992551
it does get old, i understand
>>16992529
Fat ham prepper
>>16992544
not really. there's ton of land to run around and be hidden especially if you can live off the land.
>>16992555
She didn't say she was a ham.
>>16992551
Dude sounded good, Art is just being a faggot about the audio. Not all calls will sound excellent.
>>16992556
said BAMF detected
Anyone have any idea wtf this nigga is talking about?
Saw some stuff on the internet
>>16992432
iktfb
Art is obsessed with Asian culture. Yokohama, kek
Canadabro, you gonna call in tonight? The dowry saga should continue.
I am a prepper, I bought 4 boxes of Maruchan soup
Art's still salty about being BTFO over his Y2K shilling.
>Muh year supply
>>16992576
Nigga can never let go, somehow he has to twist it someway in that something really went down.
Are you getting help /x/
i don't know anyone who owns a treadmill.
are they implying that us conspiracy nuts are predisposed to substance abuse? And owning crudely assembled exercise equipment?
Thank God these warriors are here to fix our treadmills. Don't know what I'd do without them.
>>16992589
Shit man, just smoke some meth and your treadmill will fix itself.
Always remember, as much as Art talks up KABC, they literally have no audience left and are desperate for anything to stick.
WHERE ARE THE ARIZONA AFFILIATES, ART.
We got the Canadian Steven Wright on the line here.
>black berry
Oh Boy.
Best call so far
i like this guy
ABOOOT ABOOOT you fcking maple leaf penis puller
Implant interference, desu
>>16992598
Isn't that radio in general?
>a number of people talking about DMT
You mean the one show with Joe Rogan?
Remember, this caller claims to have a background in the hard sciences.
>>16992625
>I've got a degree in homeopathy!
how is it unethical to use your psychic powers to buy stocks?
What a boring Open Lines session.
>>16992636
Because they don't exist.
This guy is setting the bar for callers. It's like best-of C2C right now. We need more like this guy and less Australians, bellfaggers, etc.
Tl;dr, caller is talking about the torsion field
>>16992641
i'm guessing he uses that excuse when people ask why isn't rich if he's got all these abilities
>>16992636
But it's not unethical to use them to turn a profit repairing treadmills
Hoagie better be on. Art having another shitty show.
Tip for everyone
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DREAMS
>>16992652
20 bucks
>>16992655
He has Robert morningsky on tonight, apparently.
>dating these weirdos
not even once
>>16992662
is he that injun that wrote that book about ayy lmaos?
lol paranormal dating
>>16992655
>David W. Mantik received his doctorate in physics from the University of Wisconsin and was a member on the physics faculty (as assistant professor) at the university before leaving for medical school. He completed his internship and residency in radiation oncology at LAC/USC Medical Center in Los Angeles.
>He has also completed fellowships in physics at the University of Illinois and in biophysics at Stanford University, and a junior faculty clinical fellowship with the American Cancer Society.
>Mantik has carried out extensive research into the assassination of John F. Kennedy. This includes detailed studies of Kennedy autopsy X-rays and the Zapruder Film. In 1993 Mantik disclosed that after examining the autopsy X-rays at the National Archives they had been altered and “that there were 2 shots which struck the head, and that the magic bullet is anatomically impossible”.
>>16992664
> dating bellgab
Gag me with a spoon kimosabe
>Military-Grade Assault Rifles.
Military Kit is built by the lowest bidder.
>need
>>16992662
Sounds promising, just read the bio on the OSOM site.
-Mantik has carried out extensive research into the assassination of John F. Kennedy. This includes detailed studies of Kennedy autopsy X-rays and the Zapruder Film. In 1993 Mantik disclosed that after examining the autopsy X-rays at the National Archives they had been altered and “that there were 2 shots which struck the head, and that the magic bullet is anatomically impossible”.
>>16992681
AKs are reliable though.
Agree with the caller. I do some prepping pretty much because I enjoy camping and stuff like that, and like learning useful skills. Preparedness, not prepping.
>your rights end where my feelings begin the call
is this a woman or a beta male?
We should all meet up in a Walmart bathroom.
>>16992668
It's a double guest show, according to the osom fagbook.
And apparently it is Robert Morningstar, my apologies.
>>16992694
sounds sexy
is this that fucking tranny from japanny?
>>16992692
He's a high talker, Jerry, a high talker!
hang up now art
> bought a dog
Holy throwback, batman
>>16992697
no she would be telling us how her penis hurts or some shit
Cancer detecting pigeons? What the fuck are we doing with our tax dollars??
pigeon titty exam
>>16992700
>>16992713
giving people cancer so pigeons can accurately detect it?
this shit has more ads than television
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU CAN SHITPOST WITH GHOSTS
>>16992729
Sweet
>>16992729
This company has the worst ads, hands down.
>>16992725
HIS DAUGHTER WANTS A FUCKING LUNCHBOX WITH A DOGE ON IT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
did psychic gym repairman just give up and make a regular treadmill repair ad ?
>>16992742
He sounds way more depressed now that he's not psychic
>>16992742
He got tired of helping people with those "OTHER matters," probably, and wanted to go back to his true calling.
>The beam has operated reliably since first enabled on October 15, 1993, and is an FAA designated navigational landmark for aviators.
>USAF/Nat Guard night training flights using the Luxor as a landmark
MYSTERY SOLVED!
>ak over ar
lol
this guys squeaky thraot
The zombie survival guide is a fun read
Someone say holocaust?
>TEFLfags
lol
lowai pls go
build wall jose
>the government tells everyone to gtfo of the city because an incoming natural disaster
>people refuse
>whaaaaah the government turned its back on me
BASED SWISS
fuck the syrians
Soros is you fool
Art is purposefully missing the point...
lol this guy
is this guy reading his journal
>all these syrupfags
every single time
what aboot this caller eh
That's a Canadian thing.
>OKC
hello neighbor
2spoopy4me
>>16992308
Who here /CHAGA/?
He'll hold over crazy cat ladies and geriatric weirdos who talk about their dreams but he has to think about holding over a corpsman with overseas wartime spoops
>>16992882
thaaat's our Art!!
Art doing "radio graffiti"?
now im getting real spook
he held him over for that shit?
>>16992904
swilling coffee is paranormal
>he called his mom
totally worth the wait
>>16992904
Ok, I concede but I still maintain my position that a corpsman likely would have something more interesting to say than the kooky rocking chair aviators.
Anyone climbing on board for fast blast?
another syrupfag
that last caller sounded like Bob Tuskin
>>16992912
Based Canadabro
>god bless ted gunderson
kek what
rocket on and peace out f a ms
CHARGE 'EM BATTRIES Y'ALL!
>>16992912
Living and working in Phoenix these past two years has really given me a prejudice against Canadians. At least the ones that come down here every winter. Horrible people.
>time travel mission
Okay um yeah um uh hello uh yeah
>listen to your heart
hedgefund a revolution
someone call and just keep repeating ayy lmao until he hangs up.
>BERNIE SANDERS
fucking dumbass woman
>>16992931
Go back to BellGab with that shit tier trolling.
>fast blast with medicated baby boomer syrups
>down with hoagie
>theres gonna be a major terrorist attack next week
holy shit
>lemonparty
>lemonparty.org
KEK
>Lemonparty.org is a creative solution to the refugee problem
Fucking lawl.
Make the Hoagie thread niggas
Guys I think there is a chupacabra under my bed.
>MEGADILDOS
you guys are FAGGOTS holy shit
>>16992944
Sounds political.
HOAGIE WHEN
CHAGA
God, I hope Hoag is scientifically relevant. It's been a long time.
Hoagland bread
>>16992952
