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Tell me whatever you want to, I'll reply to everyone.
My readings are mostly clear and concise but ALWAYS meaningful.
>>16984330
Ok am I gay?
>>16984334
No answer
You are a fake
Did I make a mistake getting married to this guy?
If so, what should I do now? Where is this going?
I want more adventure in my life I cant get enough, will it happen? Will my desires come true?
I'll play along. Can you tell me what is going on in my life right now, what the outcome will be, and why it's all happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
hows this
will I be allowed to go to Knott's berry farm on Saturday?
>>16984338
Yes you made a mistake.
Divorce him and start a new.
>>16984339
Not if you keep worrying.
I heard anal is best to lower stress.
>>16984341
You are living in your moms basement, paying half the rent from your escort services. The outcome is a bullet in your head by your own hand.
>>16984330
Will I get the job I'm interviewing for tomorrow?
>>16984334
You're beautiful either way and you're fine with that.
>>16984337
I'm as real as you are.
>>16984338
Everyone who marries or is about to marry ask the same questions. You might have doubts, but they're just in your head. Focus your energy on why you married him in the first place.
>>16984339
You're well on your way, but you must be more confident in knowing you're still going up.
>>16984348
>>16984352
>>16984353
This person is not me, OP.
Please ignore him.
>>16984358
This man is an imposter. He cleverly is trying to ridicule my reputation on this board. He still lives with his mother.
>>16984353
Lmao funny but not even close....wanna give it another shot?
>>16984356
If you give a blowjob at the end you will get promoted instantly.
>>16984363
Of course, you are a white cis heterosexual male with a girlfriend. You are struggling financially and use her to get a quick buck from a nignog. You nightly pound her only to sob that she no longer feels it anymore. You'll buy a rope soon.
>>16984347
Yes and bring a nigger with you.
>>16984330
Please OP, does he still think of me?
>>16984374
No I'm so sorry.
Have you tried an hero?
Or maybe find a new interest?
Or maybe date a nignog?
>>16984341
Your partner or someone you love is disagreeing with you on a subject. keep an open mind and try as much as you can to talk things out instead of closing yourself in. Keep your future unexpected, though, these things are setting up better circumstances.
>>16984347
You're already allowed to go, but you probably wont.
>>16984361
>>16984364
>>16984368
>>16984370
>>16984373
>imposter
>cleverly trying to ridicule my reputation
It's okay, have fun playing by yourself.
My posts will ALWAYS have a positive vibe, for anyone expecting a reading from me.
>>16984379
Sorry guys i may have to finish this up quickly. My mom is calling me for dinner and its tacos tonight! Please leave any more questions to be asked!
>>16984330
I don't know what to ask. What should I know?
>>16984386
Suicide is always an answer.
>>16984330
what am i studying?
>>16984388
And my dubs confirm this.
You know what to do anon.
>>16984390
Fagology.
>>16984348
>>16984352
>>16984353
>>16984361
>>16984364
>>16984368
>>16984370
>>16984373
>>16984376
>>16984385
>>16984388
>>16984394
Why would you taint this thread and be so disrespectful?
I want you to realize that you feed off of hate from other people.
You also enjoy spreading hate.
If you want to talk about the negative energy you're projecting from some past experience and buried insecurity, it would be exactly what you need.
>>16984330
Okay OP, here's my question. Where am I moving to? When will this happen?
>>16984400
I started a thread to read people's thoughts. You come in and spread in hate and vulgarity. Have you have no shame?
>>16984406
You are moving to san fransico with your gay lover.
>>16984411
Double dubs confirm this is him!
>>16984400
I was brutally raped by my father...
Will I live past this?
Will I remain happy in my relationship? Have I dedicated myself to someone at too young an age? Should I worry about being hurt again?
>>16984356
You will and are almost certain of it.
>>16984374
I wouldn't know.
>>16984386
Take some advice then, you shouldn't know anything. Knowing and not knowing is of no importance. You give things importance by knowing them. So relax and give everything equal importance/non-importance.
>>16984390
Something that has to do with applied mathematics.
>>16984406
Are you asking to prove your own query of paranormia? Or because you really don't know.
>>16984409
The real kicker is you're just reading your own thoughts.
I hope you find a healthier way to release your sexually repressed, suicidal thoughts.
>>16984419
Case in point.
>>16984420
Do not worry. You'll be severely hurted and left alone again. The only way to avoid this is to test him. Get him circumcised from the balls up.
>>16984422
You cheat people out if their emotion.
will i ever be successful?
The person i use to love,is she under the spell or i got a curse,or im thinking too much into this?
>>16984330
Will my next, upcoming career path be the right one?
Hold up, two cores argueing over stupid shit and one of them thinks im the other. I need an answer a LEGIT one.
>>16984430
Well...........no
>>16984432
Depends if your crush is your hand or body pillow.
>>16984433
Nope pick a new one.
>>16984434
I don't think you will.
>>16984442
Any more?
>>16984442
will i become successful after i die? like nietzsche?
>>16984447
Yes if you exterminate the niggers and kikes.
Get out there anon, bring the world to its knees.
>>16984453
thanks man that was my goal all along
How do I become wiser?
>>16984460
You get older.
>>16984458
No problem anon
>>16984420
Yes you will if you take my advice and focus on your happiness. Stop doubting yourself by asking readers about it. I literally see a self fulfilling prophecy with you.
>>16984428
You think toying with people's future is a game. I'd rather "cheat" and let people win that game.
>>16984430
Yes, you have a very small constant doubt about it, but that's only because of your drive to achieve success. I believe in you, anon.
>>16984432
I can only lead you into thinking about what spells REALLY are. It's just the bending of will because of faith. When you KNOW she is only as powerful as you let her be, you'll be fine.
>>16984433
Only if you're doing it for the right reasons. Evaluate yourself, please.
>>16984442
Are you having fun?
>>16984471
Sorry guys mom called, I'm grounded. :^(
Apperently she found my collection of gay porn. I need to finish this so please ask more quick! And also she said I don't get 3 tacos this time.
>>16984471
>>16984420
Thank you so very much
If I have anything else on my mind I won't hesitate to ask
>>16984475
No problem now give me your nudes I was sincere that time.
>>16984434
You'll be okay if you decide to stop putting yourself through those emotions.
>>16984447
Your success equals the amount of time you spend willing to make that happen. But you're too busy focusing your energy on trivial morbid humor. Have fun being what you eat.
>>16984460
>>16984465
Yes, actually. For now, dwell into ideas you wouldn't usually dwell into. Everything is a metaphor, the more you think, and the more you think outside the box, the wiser you'll be.
>>16984477
You're never sincere.
>those emotions
You mean that my dad raped me???
I thought you were the kind one now I knoe you are the core thats goving everyone those asshole answers!!!
>>16984473
You're cooler when you're high.
>>16984483
>never sincere
Read my past responses imposter. My words give people positivity. You give them cruel and horrible responses.
>>16984495
People are smart enough to know the difference.
>>16984492
Still charging up ;^)
>>16984500
Take a couple of milky hits, listen to some tunes, go get some dinner, and come back later, friend.
Does adam like me?
>>16984498
Unless they have mental disabilities or not enough years of schooling. You seem to be uneducated in this matter.
when will i find a bf
>>16984330
Should i stay with my bf or explore my other options? Will our relationship always be this stagnant ?
>>16984505
He feels like he wants to make love to you. He wants to pound that boipucci of yours.
>>16984508
Grinder
>>16984509
Explore more go to a gay bar and get more men to pound his sweet ass
>>16984503
You are right. Let the imposter fill my next responses.
your shit-tier rp is almost as bad as the conspiracy threads
>>16984520
If you mean the imposter i know he's a fucking fake. I'm being real in my responses.
>>16984505
I'm sorry, but he doesn't. You need to make him notice you with new eyes. Think of the color hot pink when talking to him.
>>16984507
I will not fight you.
>>16984508
When the moment to set up a healthy relationship appears in your life. It helps if you envision it.
>>16984509
Only if you've done everything in your power to fix it. If you love him, keep him. If you love someone else, go with him.
>>16984526
Also, this was the original OP, I am going back to being Anonymous for my own sake.
>>16984526
I am argueing with myself because I have no friends/thread
>>16984526
thanks for nothing i guess
>>16984533
Also I love cock
>>16984330
whats my gender?
>>16984537
Try tinder or grinder.
Or be a transbigenderfluidstarsquirrelkin queer.
>>16984545
A manbaby
What's my love life like in the upcoming months ?
In this thread 2 fags arguing who is who but in the end......
SURPRISE!!
They had gay butt sex.
>>16984558
Single with a gun and a bottle of scotch.
Scratch the anonymity this is my name now.
Ask more questions! Don't be afraid! :3
>>16984565
I have no money for scotch much less a gun . try again
What's the first letter of my name? Will I find true love?
Will I be lonely 5ever relationship wise
Will this whole college thing work out
when i'm going to be living in Germany?
>>16984330
Will I be satisfied with my carrer?
>>16984690
As long as it isn't a job as a spell checker you should be perfectly fine
I feel like I've got some sort of "psychic" ability... Is it possible that I actually do?
>>16984698
No, but just pretend and you should be highly successful
>>16984671
F
At the nearest gay bar
>>16984330
Does she really love me? Do I really love her? Why are we clashing?
>>16984686
Next week to Auschwitz
>>16984698
Nope being phychic is a lie.
>>16984690
Hopefully not working for the english dictionary
>>16984682
Yes and nope sorry
Maybe stream a live suicide from your dorm and take a couple pills
>>16984645
Its a metaphor
Scotch representing blurry moments
Gun representing near violencebor ya know an hero
>>16984701
This is a fag who don't know what he is talking about
>>16984693
Like I said
>>16984739
It's a strain on your relationship. Each one has it. Just bring a other girl home bang her and your girlfriend comes in.....BOOM!!
You know if she loves you
>>16984330
BABY when will I beat the traitors caravan on mgs v...
Nice watch op.
>>16984767
Within time
Also thanks
Btw have you cleaned your room yet? Filthy...
>>16984379
>>16984341 #
Your partner or someone you love is disagreeing with you on a subject. keep an open mind and try as much as you can to talk things out instead of closing yourself in. Keep your future unexpected, though, these things are setting up better circumstances.
Interesting, can you elaborate a bit more? Will she end up coming to her senses and realize she made a mistake?
>>16984781
Thanks I guess
>>16984739
If you're unsure whether or not you actually love her I would suggest staying away from the relationship all together or breaking it off
>>16984749
This user seems to have very little knowledge, I suggest not taking note of their readings
>>16984330
will my current "job" work out? if not what will happen?
>>16984776
Tiptop kek
The floor is to hard for the dog so the blankets on the floor. How is that dirty?
Did you scry my Nazi book?
>>16984793
He clearly spoked of himself. If he was mature he would ignore his own shitposting.
>>16984804
I do not judge anon. I have mein kampf as well.
>>16984330
Am I intelligent?
>>16984795
If your job works out, you will earn a constant wage and be able to maintain a certain standard of living.
If it does not, file for unemployment.
>>16984825
Compared to the poster about you, you are highly intelligent, above average, even. But that's not saying very much.
>>16984330
how is my future for romantic relationships? Capricorn 6'1 height
>>16984558
Your love life will flourish, and you will meet many people who peak your interest - choosing which one you like the most may be the most difficult part for you.
How old am I?
>>16984845
Since you aren't a manlet, you should be able to begin and hold a relationship with ease.
>>16984850
Anywhere from 13-60.
>>16984330
Am I Intelligent?
I feel like I don't have any friends. I do but I get the feeling that they only tolerate my presence because they feel bad for my lonely pathetic butt. What's my future look like?
>>16984856
wrong, I'm 61
>>16984854
I always have difficulty when they're hot though
>>16984330
Will my friend and I will ever go back to the way we were?
>>16984863
I knew it! I was simply testing you, friend.
>>16984871
I never said anything about the females you end up mating with being attractive.
>>16984330
How long until I meet my soulmate? Or have I already found them.
Also, how many girls have I fucked?
>>16984883
So I guess I'm never going to end up with s hot one? That's shitty
>>16984885
>Also, how many girls have I fucked?
i'm guessing zero
Am I smart?
>>16984330
I wanted a reading.
Sadly, this thread went downhill really fast.
>>16984885
Do you like want him to watch you fuck girls?
Topkek. I would scry if you lasted longer then 15 seconds
I had a dream about a girl I love last night. We don't talk anymore and we live in different parts of the state now. I have loved her for a very long time but I know logically that's very stupid.
Also, you should have used a trip, OP.
>>16984330
I'm currently trying to hit things off with a girl but she's a few hours away and seeing her might be an issue. How are things lookin so far?
Will my prick get any bigger?
>>16984330
Why can't I trust her?
>>16984330
why i am still alive, or why did i die?
>>16984330
Am I really Attractive? (:
>>16984825
Depends if you are asian
>>16984829
He is clearly unemployed
>>16986220
Uh.......
Yes?
>>16985083
You are still alive because you are to much of a pussy to an hero
>>16985094
Because she is your mother you should
>>16985022
Depends if your spelling gets better
>>16984967
Neutral
Just send her a pic of your cock and shes right at your doorstep
>>16984939
Tell me about it
Also just be patient
>>16984927
Well....
>>16984856
61
>>16984929
Kek
>>16984859
Dark
>>16984845
If its another virgo or Capricorn you should be fine
will I pass chemistry?
Is he really out there or am I just delusional?
>>16986435
If you study
>>16986441
He's real
Do they favor me?
Why am I not happy in life, and always seek the approval of others?
What does the future hold for me? I know it's as vague as it gets, but I'm sort of at a crossroads at the moment (at least I think). Some of what might unfold is depending on my own decisions, but not all of it. It's both career wise and love life wise, if that helps at all.
>>16984330
Can you tell me how soon my gf will find a job?
>>16986461
Thank you. You have no idea how much that helps me
whats happening with my job?
>>16984330
Are my worst fears true? Why do I want it to be true? Will I turn out ok at the end of this?
Does my coworker have feelings for me? Should I make any advances on her?
>>16986514
not op, but after multiple relationships with colleagues i must tell you with 100% certainty:
Don't shit where you eat.
>>16984330
what will my job be
Considering recent developments, am I likely to become homeless within the next 12 months?
>>16984330
I've never been the kind of person who remembers their dreams. I'll just go to sleep and wake up exhausted. But lately, like the past month, I have woken up with full memory of the previous night's dreams. (I don't RETAIN the memory. It's fleeting, just like any dream memory. But when I wake up, I remember what I was dreaming.)
One thing I do remember is that a LOT of these dreams seem to revolve around snakes. I particularly remember one with a huge anaconda that was someone's pet. (The only thing I really remember was how heavy the snake was...)
I'm not terribly concerned with the whole recurring dream or snake theme they seem to be taking on... I'm more curious as to WHY I've suddenly started to remember my dreams.
>>16986464
If you are a good person
>>16986504
You are not reaching quota
Keep your head up in the game
>>16986923
Fear builds up and you soon release
The snack means something is probably strangling in you like a feeling or memory
>>16986678
Unless you hav e a backup then yes
>>16986508
Only if you believe them to be
>>16984892
You will don't listen to him
You just have to work
>>16986514
Only if she feels the same way
Watch her body language
>>16986478
Love wins all
But a career sets you for life
Don't be a pussy
>>16986629
Something you like
If you don't try
You get a shitty one
What should I do next? What do the next few months have in store for me?
>ITT: A fag who doesn't know how to use trips.
>>16987032
Prepare for the shitstorm
>>16987046
Not going into that.
It's all ogre now.
>>16984330
to make it more easy to connect some basic info:
sign - lion
Name ben
place of birth and where i live in now: warsaw poland
will it work out with the asian grill? or no
How will my love life go?
>>16987189
Yes asian women love white men
>>16987212
Sour if you don't step up the game.
What should I do about him?
>>16987284
Care for him
Listen to the Quran
Im going to pass my exam?
>geminis
Will my life stop being the same monotonous shit that it is right now?
>>16987550
Nope, welcome to adulthood buddy.
>>16984330
age 43
leo
will we win? How do I get rid of Victoria without causing backlash?
>>16984330
why am I so sad all the time? why can't I stop thinking about her even tho it has been such a long time? much love brother or sister. may The Lord, JESUCHRIST shine his beautiful light upon us all
>>16984330
I have lost a bag full of mementos that are important to me in a day when my memory is a haze of apathy. this situation is identical to others I've had in my life, but is driving me insane, and I feel like I'm being screwed with.
I need to know where they are and if/how I can get them back.
Will I get myself to a better place in life in the next 4 years? Will I ever be content?
>>16984330
When and/or how will I die?
>>16987651
Hard
>>16984330
also core, I'd suggest you use a tripcode to distinguish yourself from the shitposters.
>>16987660
Fatty
Is this statement false?
¤There are 32.
¤The bull from the red moon
¤God is gracious
When will I get the thirty two?
>>16984330
question --- how do i kill people ?
>>16986475
I enjoy licking cat bums
General reading on what the month of december holds for me?
Orange is a color.
IAALVAMN.
>>16987788
Taze someone on an open wound
It could even be a tiny cut, and long as it's bleeding
Agonizing seizures in the foreseeable future will make them want to die
And all that sweet loosh will leave their body
>>16984330
How do I find purpose?
>>16987808
Drink dog blood
>>16987827
... And transcend this banal existence
>>16984330
Will I always be lonely?
>>16987837
>>16987850
>>16987837
Of course not
>>16984330
Will the 'Long S' call me to be taken in?
