So what the fuck is this thing in my yard? And no, it's
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So what the fuck is this thing in my yard?
And no, it's not from the roof, the nearest roof did not have this thing on top of it. Also, it has no part of which I can assume attaches to a roof. But then again, I don't go out on my roof often.
Will post more pictures if you want.
Looks like one of those stupid decorations people put on the side of their garage/sheds/houses
>>16980779
An antenna
>>16980779
>>16980781
I've never seen it before in my life and I know the area. It just appeared out of nowhere.
I thought at first that it fell from a satellite but ruled that out since it's not scorched one bit.
>>16980773
TV antenna. How do you not know this?
It's someone's fucking antenna that blew down Jesus, Idiots.
>>16980819
OP is a skinwalker
>>16980798
They are very aerodynamic
You really never know with these things
>>16980773
You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
>>16980839
What makes you think I'm younger than 18?
I'm only concerned that I'll get a visit from the federal reserve for "taking" an "antenna".
Closer look at the "antenna".
>>16980781
>>16980819
>>16980825
/thread
>>16980773
I know for certain that's a roof antenna.
I'm a roofer and have seen dozens of these things.
>>16980773
I know for certain that it's an alien probe.
Try shoving it up your ass and see if it works.
>>16980857
I swear, I've never seen this thing in my life.
However, >>16980837 brings up a good point but the nearest house is another backyard away and already has an antenna on top of it.
The building closer to the "crash area" is a shed room.
>>16980863
Then what is this part?
>>16980863
Don't listen to these shills OP.
I know for certain that its a the antenna from a xp-49 high altitude reconnaissance drone.
I'm a aerospace engineer and i have seen dozens of these things.
Aerial/clothesline
Fly tipping. Someone wanted to get rid of an old antenna, saw your yard and thought 'yep, that'll do just fine'
>>16980847
>Federal Reserve
>Caring about antennas
>Not the FCC
>Implying that the FCC would be assed to care about some old as fuck antenna being blown away and landing in someone's yard
Dude, holy shit. Get off 4chan and stop taking up catalog space.
>>16980884
Nice try, the XP-49 has been out of commission for 26666 days.
>>16980773
WTF is wrong with you dude.
you just got free antenna. put that shit on top of your roof.
>>16980902
You don't understand my situation then.
>>16980882
That's the signal processor which feeds into the coaxial output to the TV.
>>16980902
the FCC won't let him be
>anon doesn't know what TV antenna are
>>16980914
>Nice try, the XP-49 has been out of commission for 26666 days.
lol, he thinks its that XP-49
Please be serious.
You don't seem to understand. My living house and my neighbors' (who are really good human beings) only get streaming service, but the houses have antennas on top of them. Only the two. This one just came from nowhere.
I have only lived here for about 129 days and no one has come to visit us. This is the first time I have seen an antenna apart from the ones on the two roofs and there was no antenna on the shed room roof.
This one has no base-attachment or tripod to allow for it to stand upright so I am assuming it was blown away from a nearby city after the earth movements that happened 22.3 hours ago and I don't want the federal reserve to come back and get me again. I really was concerned so I came to post on the X forum that Crash told me about.
>>16980919
I don't give a damn about your situation. I give a damn that you think the Federal Reserve, a bank, would care about an antenna that falls under the regulations of the FCC, the Federal Communications Commission. You're either too stupid to live or you're trolling. 10/10 if trolling cause I fucking mad.
>>16980958
maybe came from a plane. I dimly remember finding something similar in my yard way back when. doubt it was blown by the wind and if you say the nearest houses are a yard away, could be from a plane or similar.
>>16980963
I'm sorry, excuse me, I was meant to say the federal community.
>>16980970
So not a problem for me?
>>16980975
I'm sure it's not a problem. just keep it in a shed or storeroom something if you're paranoid, and if someone ever rocks up you can just say you found it and didn't know what to do with it and have kept it for them just in case. I doubt anyone will ever show though.
>>16980989
But they are watching me in the area so I don't think that's entirely truthful.
If they don't, I will assume it was just a prop but if they do, they might take it away because they might think I was using it.
>>16980958
22.3 hours ago, huh?
Are you currently taking Thorazine?
>>16980996
who the fuck's watching you?
>>16981002
No, I cannot produce high levels of dopamine.
>>16981008
My nice neighbors and the community down the road, where the parking lot is up.
>>16980958
What country are you in? Are you a native english speaker?
>>16981033
I live in Alaska but I can't say where I'm from. It is part of the agreement.
>>16981037
Are you an alien? Your language is weird.
>>16980773
AYYsitne typo I wkrk for the baa and that's a fucking cell phone reception Ray that Spurs on ur Facebook
Trust men
>alien thinks the feds care if he comes into the country and steals antennas
Finders keepers, my extraterrestrial/skinwalker friend. Nab that shit and hide it in your shed.
>>16980914
Why did you black out part of that image?
It looks very much like an antenna of some kind. Really.
How fucking underage are you that you've never seen a TV antenna?
>>16981016
so stick it up your ass then you fucking faggot
/x/ proves time and again that it is the dumbest of all boards.
>>16980872
You're so fucking retarded it hurts. In this season, stuff can blow miles away. How often do you fucking look at other peoples' roofs
This thread is fuckin' embarrassing.
>>16981107
Because he is clearly subject to paranoid delusions. It's so intense that I thought he was trolling but the blacked out parts of the image are fairly convincing.
Could be having a giggle at us though
Everyone ripping on OP is retarded. If it was a TV antenna then OP couldn't use internet, which means its something else.
Best guess is a Extraterrestrian Probe, an Advanced Human Engineered Probe (AHEP)(sending data to the French), or a Decepticon posing as an antenna.
>>16981760
It's part of the Dulce base radio-neural relay. I am risking my life telling you this. Just make sure not to touch the component with your bare hands.
>>16980884
Op i apologize profusely for the obnoxious behavior of these immature fools
I can tell you from experience that, my good sir, is a Chinese rake
I own a store in china that sells these ive seen dozens of them
>>16980872
Good thing you censored your hand. You don't want anyone recognizing you.
OP is one of those people who actually post on /x/ seriously
>>16981622
Plenty of newfags come here over other boards because of the topic and the nature of the site. They think we're all the Elite Hacker Club A-non-emoose and we have some dank hacker secrets. We also don't have the repuation of boards like /b/ and /pol/ which makes normies stay away.
And, sadly, OP is either trolling or more likely just a typical 14 year old kid. Digital signals were killed way back in 2009, so it's very likely OP has no idea what an old antenna is.
>>16982061
>which makes normies stay away.
Being scientifically illiterate, believing in "energy auras" and blaming your shortcomings on "the gubberment" is a very normalfag thing to do.
There is absolutely nothing about /x/ that isn't already plastered all over facebook/youtube/whatever
