I went to go baby sit my little cousin. He's only 6 and he loves to draw, doesn't like using the table for some reason. So this kid tries to get cookies from a cabinet. It's 9 pm so I didn't let him. He says the most fucked up thing I have ever heard. "If you don't give me that cookie Ronnie will come get you in your first floor appartment. He knows that you sleep next to the window within his reach." at the time it didn't seem like anything I just said no and that's final and shooed him off to go draw then got him to sleep on the couch. Nothing was out of the ordinary, until I got home it hit me. My little cousin never went to my appartment, has never seen it and he knew I lived in a first floor appartment and yes I sleep by the window. I'm up right now just blown away by this.
Anyway whats the creepiest thing a child, kid or nephew has ever said to you? This was chilling and I don't think I want to know who Ronnie is.
>>16957766
Ronnie is just his imaginary friend... It's totally insane to think Ronnie is anything but a figment of this child's imagination. As far as the details he was aware of: he was just imagining that too, lucky guess.
Don't even worry about it OP...
>>16957766
Ronnie is just lonely and looking for a partner
Even if "Ronnie" doesn't real, it still kind of messed up to be threatened by a six-year-old. But having taken care of a number of kids in my life, it's nothing too out of the ordinary. You come between them and their sugar high and they're out for blood.
>>16957779
I guess she cut em off an hid em? Tough break, chum, same happened with me.
>>16957806
>mfw that's Ronnie posting.
>>16957788
I guess I could leave it by chance I mean. It is possible, either way. Have you ever expirienced something like this? Idk I think most kids do something unintentionally creepy from time to time.
>>16957788
I'm not worried about the threat I'm more so curious. Sometimes kids say things out of the ordinary. I'm not a superstitious person as to leaving it to just their "imaginary friend" saying it or you know, its a spirit that stalks me. I'm wondering why such a small coincidence in a given time. What if I lived in the third floor? Sleeping closer to my door or something.
Also side note my room is not small and it has 1 window which is why I mentioned it being weird.
>>16957788
ronnie detected
>>16957766
I would only be worried if the distance between where you sleep and the window is significantly longer than the reach of the average human arm. If not than Ronnie is no more dangerous than a human being, who could also punch through your window, drag you out into the night and rape you dead.
There goes babysitting now...
Kids say a lot of stupid shit.
If my niece is to be trusted she's a deadly karate master that was forbidden by her master from practicing her super deadly form of karate after killing 20 people and 3 children in a failed karate demonstration.
>>16958101
That's actually pretty funny.
Is there a creepypasta behind OP's pic?
>>16957766
His parents talked about you some time and he overheard them mention your first floor apartment.
I'm a skeptic first and foremost. My daughter had just turned 3 and came creeping out of her room about 11 pm and since I am trying to win father of the year, I let her sit on the couch with my and watch some UFC highlights that were on. After about ten minutes she looks at me and says "daddy I miss going to the fights with you and Bear Bear" (Bear is her younger brother) I asked her what she was talking about. and she says "remember back when we were all brothers, we would watch the fights." So I just went back to watching and she pipes up again "why don't they have swords I liked it better with swords" i respond with huh? she no says "do you think they're crispsins?" and before I can saw anything she continues with "I hope so I want to see the tigers again". proceeds to nuzzle in armpit and go to sleep.
>>16958101
Would look after anytime/10
>>16957779
WELL I'M NOT SLEEPIBG TONIGHT.
My friend's daughter looked at the kitten and was like "it's so sad that he's going to die soon."
>>16957766
My name is Ronnie funny.
>>16958601
I'll take things that never happened for $400
When my younger brother was five he woke up in the middle of the night and started crying. After I asked him what was wrong he said "I don't want to hurt mom and dad but if I don't I'll be in trouble." I was home alone with him at the time so it was pretty creepy.
>>16958601
>>16958643
Fuck off samefag
>>16958944
Your short pastas are shit
>>16959008
I appreciate it man. Thanks . :)
>>16958274
Yeah, it's about a melodramatic faggot who made a shitty thread on /x/
>>16957766
You should have gave him that cookie.
>>16957806
>But having taken care of a number of kids in my life, it's nothing too out of the ordinary. You come between them and their sugar high and they're out for blood.
Fucking gross. I guess that's what comes when spanking becomes culturally unacceptable. Little shits start literally threatening their caretakers.
Spare the rod...
>>16957766
>little cousin (like 4 years old) is upstairs taking a nap
>we're visitng, just shootin the shit
>hows school, anon? hows work anon? No GF still anon?
>little cousin comes down, groggy with sleep
>dawwwwww
>"how was your nap sweety?"
>"sgood...the men in coats came in and beat me and hurt me down there"
>daww..wait what
>aunt is a little paranoid when it comes to safety, has us go upstairs and check everything
>find nothing chalk it up to a nightmare
>months later she calls my mom, they were both history buffs and she was looking up stuff about their house
>back in 50s there was a robbery and the guys who did it broke it, killed the mom went upstairs and raped then killed the little girl
>>16959208
Little kids are naturally selfish. All of them. They don't know any better, so that's why you teach them. Smacking a kid around, especially if it's over something trivial, isn't the best way to get them to learn.
>>16957766
>>16957788
>>16957797
>>16957806
>>16958101
My nephew said head shoulders knees and toes. What are those?
>>16957766
I have a 7 and 4 year old, they say fucked up shit that seems way beyond what we think they should know about. It happens, I wouldn't worry about it. When my oldest was in kindergarten he came home and told me all about Slendie and wanted to download the games on my phone. Little kids are creepy as fuck sometimes.
>>16960336
Dinner
>>16960196
You should have children. :)
>>16958101
This is like the 5th time now that I read that post and nearly died laughing... I have work to do, ya prick.
Also I'm totally gonna teach my niece to say that.
>>16957766
He said
Lost my way
This bloody day
Lost my way
All things wash away
But blood stains
Stay the same
>>16958895
meh, fortunately I'm not posting to impress anyone. Topic was brought up gave my experience. So believe it, don't believe not a concern of mine.
>>16959414
FUCK!
>>16957766
>I don't think I want to know who Ronnie is.
Ignorance isn't bliss
It's certain death
The thing will kill you whether you know about it or not
So best to know what hit you at least
Oh boy. I don't want to greentext this but I'll tell ya a story.
I was probably 16-17 at the time, living with my mom at an apartment. Our downstairs neighbor was also a single parent and similar in a lot of ways to my mom so they hit it off and became friends. Her son was probably 5-6. Cute little dude. He kind of looked like the kid from pet semetary, but before the whole reanimation thing.
She tells my mom there's been weird shit happening in her apartment. Noises, things being moved, etc. She also says her son has been seeing things. She said he told her he saw a dog with a man's face walking in his room.
Fucked up.
My mom and I went downstairs and visited them, kid was playing with Legos. I'm just sitting on the couch, bored and probably angry at nothing, as teenagers are wont to do. Suddenly, kid is beside me looking at me.
Starts talking to me. Typical 5 year old talk. He starts saying "da da de da... Da...."
I figure he's trying to think of a word but can't quite get it out.
"da... Da... Di...die....die... Die... DIE... DIE... "
"Uh ok... I'm gonna go ahead and leave now."
My friends and I stayed in the apartment a couple nights later when the mom and kid went out of town but we didn't really experience anything. Just a kind of, oppressive atmosphere. No visual or audible occurrences though.
I agree with Ronnie, OP. It's probably nothing. Kids just say things. It's okay to let your guard down, even for a minute.
>>16958101
Top kek
>>16957766
when i was 6yo my 8yo cousin(girl) told me something
>9pm no lights
>sleep with cousin
>alone in the room
>she says "sleep tight"
>"going to eat your soul"
>i shit myself
she ear that in a movie or something, but scared me so hard (sorry4 my bad english, latinfag here)
>>16962553
Did your cousin happen to look like this?
>>16957806
Sugar high is a myth.
>>16958274
not sure if this is what it's related to but there are many instances of children recounting stories of "when i died" or "when i used to be big" or how they miss their "old family" or "my last mommy" and some people think this is suggestive of reincarnation. i've heard of them describing details of a mundane adult life that they lived, riding in a car and pointing out the house they 'used to live in," saying words in foreign languages they shouldn't know, stuff like that.
if you look online, there are plenty of stories like this and i think OP's pic is one example of the kind of things kids say. i find it interesting but there's not enough research on this subject. parents will always insist that their children couldn't be describing a death scene from a movie (or something like that) but i don't think parents realize how much their kids absorb, even before the kids can speak themselves.
>>16960357
Actually that's not too surprising since little kids are the only ones who play Slenderman or think he's scary.
>>16962409
>She said he told her he saw a dog with a man's face walking in his room.
http://cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/jinmenken/
>>16963745
Yeah man. Creepy shit.
>>16963985
Oh damn, now I remember thinking about the Jinmenken when I first saw that thing. Wonder if it's a coincidence or if they were thinking of it too.
>>16963985
Here's a high quality photo of one
>>16963033
>swallowthis.epicvoice
>>16964209
It's certainly possible. It's the first thing I thought of when the mom was describing what the kid allegedly saw.
I guess it's not too weird that a kid that age would just imagine something like that but the coincidence is definitely creepy.
Also, completely unrelated except in the way of weird coincidence, my dad is an artist and he once sketched a picture of the Devil and a year or two later, the movie Legend came out. If you're unfamiliar with the movie, Tom Cruise plays a weird elf guy and Tim Curry (Pennywise the clown) plays who is essentially the devil.
The sketch my dad made was, to a T, the exact same design as the devil in Legend.
I don't think he still has the sketch, as that was ~30 years ago but I sure wish he did.
I guess it's probably just a testament to the power of imagination. Or a weird, collective subconscious.
>>16964336
Quite familiar with it, as it was one of my favorite movies ages ago. Still fun to watch for that cheesy goodness.
It could just be a huge coincidence, as the stereotypical Red Devil image is one of the most popular, so therefore two people getting the idea for making one with bigass horns isn't that farfetched.
Or I dunno, maybe the gray reptilian illuminati stole your dad's idea and sold it to the producers in order to help make the movie look cooler and advance Tom Cruise's movie career so that he could more easily brainwash people into joining Scientology in the future?
Ronnie here. Some of you are alright. Don't sleep by the window tonight.
>>16964561
Come at me, bro. I invited the Ghost Puncher to stay overnight.
>>16964240
Heh.
>>16957766
I know this little girl who says "YahWeh" in pretty much every sentence. YahWeh is the name of God in the bible and idk how the fuck she knows that. She'll talk about YahWeh sometimes and the things he likes and dislikes.
>>16965863
What does he like and dislike? Is it edgy scary stuff?
>>16957766
i got a good one from my therapist
>be my therapist
>adopt little girl from russia
>only knows how to say i want in russian
>because of her baby babble it sounds like she is saying kill
>teach baby some new words
>leave baby with hispanic nanny while at work
>come home to her with a cross and burning insence
>she says the baby said it was gonna kill her
>baby just wanted lunch.
met the kid a while back has super thick russian accen
>>16964376
>>16964336
> be me when I was like 10~12
> love the Power Rangers
> love all superhero everything
> even the X-Men cartoon
> make up own ranger
> Wolverine's cool so lets give him claws
> Tigers have claws, lets make him tiger-themed
> Green ranger's cool so lets give him that gold thing
> Silver goes with gold because I'm 12
> Make a Silver Tiger Ranger
> not a month passes
> White Tiger Ranger
> shit_self.jpg
In truth I was pissed that Saban Entertainment stool my idea at the time.
>>16967481
I highly doubt you're the first kid ever to make a Power Rangers OCDNS.
>>16958101
Your niece is fucking awesome, she should have a radio show
I have a couple creepy kid stories. Story 1
>Me practicing remote viewing during meditation
>See image of my sisters (age 3 at the time-twins) playing with friends in another room
>See weird thing in corner of room, this dark splotchy orb thing
>wut.jpg
>See them run out of room
>Hear them running towards me, come out of mediation
>They're screaming
>They open my bedroom door and burst in saying that there had been a monster in the room with them
That shook me up. Also keep in mind that we lived in a house where a lot of really spooky crap happened and there was just bad things there. I actually kept holy water near my bed because of it.
2nd story
> Walk into room
>Sister, still age 3 at time, standing at my bedside table staring as if in a trance
>She is pouring out my holy water
>I didn't keep my holy water in an open place, it was actually in a hidden compartment in my bed, it was also tightly screwed shut and I had no idea how she had managed to open it
>I call her name, freaked out at this point
>she jumps and comes out of weird trance, drops holy water and leaves
I feel like she was being possessed or something
>>16970972
moar?
>Find out I have a half brother when I was 18
>He's 30, has a wife and kids
He invites me or to dinner with his family at a local restaurant to meet each other
>He has two boys ages 3 and 5
>Dinner is going fine
>3 year old stands on his chair, puts his hands on the table, looks me dead in the eye
>"I could kill everyone in here right now"
>Not sure how to respond
>His mother tells him that he can't kill anyone
>5 year old responds
>"When people are bad, they have to die"
>Start to question my Brother's parenting
Not too weird, but it kind of made me uneasy that these super religious people who home school their children and don't watch any TV said these things
>>16972742
>super religious people who home school their children and don't watch any TV
this is a warning sign. if they are that afraid that the outside world will have a corrupting influence on their children then they are truly brainwashed and are most likely in the process of passing along all their fear, guilt and judgement to those poor kids. "bad people have to die" makes perfect sense if they're constantly being taught about sinners going to hell.
>>16958738
Nigga, i'm Ronnie
>>16958601
>My daughter had just turned 3 and came creeping out of her room about 11 pm
Well my completely implausible theory is that she just had a dream like that.
>>16960373
And you shouldn't.
My ex and I used to take care of her 2 year old cousin when we lived with her grandparents together
Whenever anyone but her or I went to change her (we were still working on potty training but some days she went in her diaper anyway, kids ya know) she would scream and cry "No daddy no!"
No surprise really that her biological father raped her several times when she was 1
>>16962409
>She said he told her he saw a dog with a man's face walking in his room
I have a little sister who is 6 years old.
She has a ton of imaginary friends, all of them named after kids in her school. Doesn't bother me much but it freaks out my mom.
Anyway, my sister was drawing one day while I was babysitting her, and she wants to show me all her drawings. She starts pointing to each person she drew and introducing them as "Carly" but with a random number in front of the name. There was #2 Carly, #100 Carly, #15 Carly, and so on. She didn't seem to follow any sort of pattern. After she was done she announced that she was drawing a boy named Mason, but, much like Carly, there were different versions of him. However there were not numbers in front of the name. I was presented with Rude Mason, Angry Mason, and Silly Mason.
The whole thing freaked me the fuck out because it was like she was naming off experiments instead of people.
>>16974631
It sounds more like she's having a hard time understanding that the same person can display various different emotions and is thinking of them as different people.
>>16965738
Fucking kek
Good thing I own a pull up bar
>>16965863
Well write that shit down, what's yah into
>>16958601
>My daughter had just turned 3
>I am trying to win father of the year
>watch some UFC highlights that were on.
>3 years old
>let her watch ufc
I don't think you're going to place in the top 10 of FOTY, sorry.
>>16957807
Hiding implies that you can get your balls back
My niece is five. In early june my younger brother hung himself. Because my older brother cant properly articulate death himself we decided not to tell her n her brother that he was dead, instead we told them that "uncle andrew had to move in with jesus and he is happy now."
We were careful not to talk about his Death around them; we didnt want them worrying. Two days after his death, she is sitting there on the couch with me and she wouldnt stop staring at the doorway to the kitchen. Then shit got wierd when she started whispering near inaudibly
> anon
> yes
> my throat hurts.
> wut
> andrews here
I spooked hard and took her outside. She talks about how hes sad, how uncle andrew is here and hes blue now and that shit Is toooo much . The other day she walked in to visit, goes straight to my computer desk and takes lil bros fucking horse mask out of my dedk and goes 'andrew wants this back. Hes tired of bieng blue all over'
2spooke5me
>>16957918
most people sleep beside or close to their windows
I was one of those creepy kids, although I dont remember it. My parents told me this one.
I use to tell my parents stories about aliens coming to visit me at night. apparently an "old woman ET" would come and teach me things at night. My parents told my uncle about it...
>So, what do the aliens tell you?
>I can't tell you
>Why not?
>Because you're one of the ones that's not meant to know
I was told he didn't sleep for 2 weeks after that. I dont see why, it's not very a spoopy conversation.
>>16962409
>She said he told her he saw a dog with a man's face walking in his room.
he probably saw that korn video somewhere
>>16976565
That's fucked.
>>16972742
>super religious people who home school their children and don't watch any TV
why is this legal?
I've been around my niece and nephew a lot and they've never done anything weird or creepy. Annoying little shits though.
I guess my niece's drawings are creepy. She likes to draw all of us and they come out looking fucked up but you can say that about any kids' drawings.
>>16974717
Omegle roleplay and softcore bestiality.
>>16976565
Sad story, bro.
>>16976664
Not watching TV is a virtue
>>16974745
The joke:
Your head:
>>16976620
>I was told he didn't sleep for 2 weeks after that.
I appreciate that this may be an exaggeration, but 2 weeks with no sleep is a death sentence.
>>16976664
IKR? It's wild to me the sorta stuff that counts as child abuse, when shit like that doesn't. One of my really good friends had a really messy legal battle after one of his very young brothers mentioned to a teacher that his mom spanks them. I knew her pretty well, and she was a really nice lady who really loved those kids. We sorta lost touch, but before that it was over 2 years that his brothers (IIRC 5 boys ranging from like 1-10) were in the system. One of them was severely disabled and the family he was placed in was horrible. For spankings.
I got spanked a ton growing up, I fucking deserved it and it didn't fuck me up, it taught me that there are fucking consequences to our actions.
>>16972777
Trips confirm
>>16978760
>it didn't fuck me up
Yet here you are today, posting on 4chan. /x/, no less.
Posted this a couple times before, but relevant.
>Lived in corner room on first floor of house when I was 5-6 years old
>Could see straight through living room to other corner of house from bunkbed
>Remember 2 nights when I saw some large shadowy mass leave my parent's room on the other side of the house and cut through
>Third night, the thing was right outside my door
>Bell shaped shadow (as if wearing a dress) with no real features
>Freak out under the blanket till it disappears
>Tell mom about it years later
>She says she doesn't remember me ever mentioning it
>Does remember the lady incident though.
>I don't remember anything about this so she explains
>"I left you alone in my room on the bed watching TV."
>"Heard you talking in the room"
>"Came to check on you and you were still just sitting there."
>"Then you asked "What happened to the lady?""
>"I asked "What lady?""
>Apparently looked her straight on"The lady without a face. She came out of your closet and just left before you come in""
>She was scared shitless for a while after that
>Itill have no recollection of this myself, but do remember always being afraid of the big walk in closet my mom and dad had in that house when I was little.
>>16978823
Any other weird stories from that house?
>>16978820
Oh yeah??? Well...
Yeah.......
But really, is there anyone here older than 20 that wasn't spanked? I'm genuinely curious now. I've always shrugged non-spanking shit off as a meme, but if I were mentally scarred from being (relatively) lightly tapped on my ass cheeks every time I did some dumb kid shit I would probably never know it. Not like I'm 80 and the teachers took rulers/belts to me or anything, I just don't think corporal punishment is totally 100% avoidable. We're fucking animals, and animals see weakness for what it is, something to be exploited.
>>16979186
Nope, not really. As far as i know at least. Never asked my sisters if they had any issues.
Do remember somewhat frequent nightmares I used to have there about that fucking closet. It was a big walk in closet with a room in the back. Had this really shitty yellow light bulb as well that always made it an awful color when it was dark outside.
There was also a time that my mom's giant ass TV fell on top of me, but I think I recall that being my fault, not some kind of supernatural shit. I have terribly selective memory though, so who knows.
>>16979201
There's a book called Biohistory, by Jim Penman. Check out the chapters relating to the quality he refers to as V.
>>16979201
I was spanked as a kid. I don't think spankings count as child abuse, but I don't think it's the best way to teach kids anything. How can you say something like "Don't hit your brother" when you smack the kid yourself? There are a thousand better and more effective ways to punish or teach a kid. But let's not get this thread bogged down in debates about child-rearing.
When my daughter was about 3, we were having a discussion about how we'd love her no matter what she could do. She gave a couple of suggestions of bad things she might do, and after each one I'd say, "Yes, we'd still love you." Then she asked me, "If I cut your wife's head off, would you still love me?"
>>16979255
I'm being totally honest here. I find it utterly horrifying that people who have produced offspring continue to visit this site.
>>16979270
It's a good thing you never will.
I guess this is loosely related.
When I was a kid — I would've been about five, probably — I went in to my parents room to jump on their bed. (This was something that I did often, and later continued when my sister was born some years later.)
I don't know if I fell asleep, or just zoned out, or whatever, but when I came to, the door was shut. I don't remember if that was something I did when I came into the room, or if it were something that changed while I was 'asleep'.
Anyway, since I was a kid, I panicked, and I ran to the door and started fiddling with the handle, trying to open it, but I couldn't do it. No matter what I did, the door remained shut. I remember banging and screaming and a feeling of overwhelming dread. This continued for what felt like a long while (ten, twenty minutes at least).
Eventually my mum opened the door, but by that point I was hysterical. I remember being terrified of the room for weeks and refusing to enter it.
Probably not paranormal, I know. I more than likely fell asleep and dreamt the whole thing. But still, the experience stuck with me.
Not the only spooky experience in that house either.
>>16979255
that`s creepy as shit, that`s like a serial killer hitchhiker just saying that shit to you.
What was her tone? And how did you respond?
>>16979300
>Not the only spooky experience in that house either.
Go on.
>>16979311
These are pretty much coming back to me as a type, so they're pretty haphazard. It's weird though because now that I remember them they seem to be such prominent memories. They're all a bit like that first one, too. Not super spooky or paranormal, just bizarre and dreamlike.
Anyway. I was around five again.
As a kid, I had difficulty sleeping. Turns out now that I'm an insomniac, but as a kid I didn't know what that was and for fear of getting in trouble I pretended to be asleep when my parents checked on me so they never figured it out either. I live in Australia, so being put to bed at 7 PM meant that there would still be two hours of daylight (which probably contributed to the disorder, really). Sometimes, I would spend entire nights rearranging the glow-in-the-dark stars on my bedroom wall. At some point, I started being visited by a red plane. I didn't know why it was there, but I knew that it was not good. It was evil, even. I would stare out my window into the night sky, and there would be a red plane. I could hear it too. I wasn't sleeping; I was wide-awake, although it's entirely possible that sleep deprivation in a young mind played a large part. The plane would circle around in the sky until I finally fell asleep. It was harder to sleep, too, because it was so loud.
I remember being afraid to sleep, because I didn't want the red plane to come.
To an extent, this still happens. I'm afraid to sleep now because of the insomnia, and I think that this was probably just a strange early manifestation of those feelings, somehow made eerily tangible.
I also absolutely had to sleep with my door open (most likely a result of the incident in my first post).
Sorry again that I don't have ghost stories, only weird childhood psychology stories. But thanks for asking. Feels good to get 'em out.
>>16979206
Sorry I really hate being that guy, but I had a similar experience. My uncle cared for a huge-ass soon-to-be run down POS mansion for a few years, and one of my cousins had a walk-in closet. At the end of the closet was a small door, which I was lead to believe contained some sort of evil (the devil, ghosts, the purple dude from power rangers whatever).
Turns out it was just a fucking access hatch, nothing to see here. Kids make up weird shit. I very specifically remember making up a story about a car parked outside my house when the same cousins were over (I had just never seen it before and was literally spouting 5 yr old bs). If I had to guess (20 years since then) my joker uncle told my cousins to stay out of that access hatch (away from blk widows/brown recluse/rattlers) in a creative and effective way (zomg gooooast btw tell ur friends).
>>16979318
I can't even find it now because it's so rare, but there's a sleeping disorder that I recently read about that this really sounds like. Only like 50 families worldwide have been diagnosed, but every confirmed case was fatal within 2 years due to lack of sleep basically (you only enter the first state of sleep, and all muscle/body repair happens in the 2nd/3rd so you're totally ass fucked as soon as symptoms occur).
It's HIGHLY unlikely that you are a case of this, but your story really sounded like it. I'd suggest getting myself checked, but I'm a bit of a hypochondriac and probably would say "lol no that can't be me" if it actually happened.
Not sure what the symptoms of insomnia are exactly, but it's probably similar. I know that lack of sleep can actually be fatal very quickly without "micro-naps" and I sorta have insomnia tendencies so I do hallucinate and have weird mood swings sometimes (correlating perfectly with my sleep depravity).
>>16979333
That's actually really interesting. I'm a bit of a hypochondriac too.
Reasonably though, I probably don't have that rare form, as I've been like this for as long as I can remember. Those stories happened twenty years ago now. If it were fatal within two years, I'd be long-gone.
My GP told me a long time ago that I had some form of insomnia and should go to sleep specialists to figure out what sort, but outside of hospital visits (pneumonia — the first time, age five, my mum put me in a cold bath to 'help' and I nearly died. Just like that Nic Cage angel film; I only saw it in the last year and had crazy goosebumps about it.) I have been to a doctor maybe four times in my life so that is probably not something that will ever happen.
>>16974690
Yeah, that's what I thought when reading this, too
>>16976565
Literal chills. You're making this up, right?
>>16957766
The kid is practicing bluffing to get his way. Start teaching him Texas Hold'em.
>>16963112
Nigga, you're a myth. Sugar is like fucking heroin.
>>16979333
Fatal Familial Insomnia
I don't actually remember this but my mum has told me the story a few times.
>Be 4 or 5 years old, sitting in the living room playing with figures or something.
>Out of nowhere, start thrashing about on the ground and screaming: "The fireman's got my leg! Ow, it hurts. Make him stop! The fireman's hurting me."
>Mum asks me what I'm talking about. I tell her about the time Susie and I died in a fire.
>Susie was the name of my imaginary sister who I blamed all the naughty stuff I did on.
>I tell mum that the fireman couldn't save either of us and that 'she was also there, but different. That she had a different face.'
Apparently, I also used to just go around telling people their aura colours as well.
>>16979354
No. My elder brother doesnt bring his kids to my house anymore because of my nieces obscure 'connection' with andrew.
>>16979309
It was as though she'd asked me "If I spilled some milk on the floor, would you still love me?" Same tone.
I just played it off like it wasn't terrifying (something like "Let's not talk like that."); but it's something that's clearly stuck with me for years - she's 7 now.
>be 11 years old with a 5 year old sister
>sitting at the table eating dinner with family
>sister suddenly drops her fork and starts staring vacantly at an empty space in the middle of the kitchen
>parents ask what's wrong
>sister whispers "tell them to stop staring at me..."
>ask what she's talking about
>refuses to speak anymore, just silently stares at that spot
>slowly starts doing this creepy low giggle
>family is spooped and finishes dinner in silence
>>16979208
Pretty much. I'm sure situations arise where spanking is fine, but that doesn't mean you use it all the time for everything.
>>16958601
>crispsins
What is this?
That's an interesting story, if true.
>>16979270
m8, that's some pretty fedora tier thinking there. Not even trying to be a memelord, but do you understand how you sound?
>>16981000
It's a little kid saying "Chirstians." She's talking about Roman days of old when they'd throw religious zealots into the Colosseum ring with big cats for fun, sort of a "where's your god now, bitch" move. I mean, hey, they didn't have cable.
When my little sister was about 5-6 she turned to me out of nowhere and said "Jesus loves you too." No idea where she heard that.
My Mum said she found my niece absently singing a song to herself as she played with a doll or colouring book or something. I forget the exact words but it was along the lines of: "...You're born as a person, then you die, then you're born as an animal, then you die, then you're born as a person again, then you die, then you're born as an animal again, then you die..." And this was just repeated over and over as she played
>>16982862
Sounds like she's been watching religious programs on TV or heard some of her friends talking about it.
>>16979333
>Not sure what the symptoms of insomnia are exactly
There's really not much to it, because insomnia is such a loose term. Trouble sleeping and staying asleep are more so what defines it, which leads to fatigue, mood swings, and hallucinations or illusions.
All airplanes have red and green navigation lights, so it could be easy to see the light as the plane itself.
>>16979318
Your age could determine this a bit but Virgin Australia had at least one red plane. Sadly I don't know too much about Australia 's airline companies to assume much.
I assume you're in 18~30 range though, which kind of could check out.
>>16986527
You know, that does kind of make sense.
I'm definitely in the appropriate age-range.
God, I hope I wasn't just petrified of Virgin passenger jets.
>>16986562
That would be hilarious.