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MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT THREAD
Guest:
>A retired NYPD Sargent, Ralph Sarchie worked out of the 46th Precinct in New York’s South Bronx. But it is his other job that he calls “The Work”: investigating cases of demonic possession and assisting in the exorcisms of humanity’s most ancient, and most dangerous, foes. Tonight he discusses his investigations into an inhuman evil that has never been explained, solved, or understood. He has been schooled in the rituals of exorcism, and is an eyewitness to the reality of the demonic. Sarchie hosts the new Destination America series The Demon Files which premiered on November 1st.
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who will be the first to call in and not embarrass themselves?
>>16953362
Just gonna stay to hear Art's take on the california UFO
This mouse is haunting Art.
This fucking mouse
>killer ale
Yeah, I need to get jogging again, I don't want to die.
>>16953372
Even apart from the fact that they anounced it I could tell it was a missile test, I imagine Art did too.
first for psychic treadmill repairman
>Demons. Always with the fucking demons.
>Eyes rolled so hard when I read the episode description that China fell into space.
>>16953403
seriously what is this
>that feel when RCH gets the guest you suggested for art 2 weeks ago
this is not how i wanted it to be
I LOVE SEX
here you go Art
https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws
how fitting for them to be talking about malachi
he was a good mahhtahh
>the Holy Moddez
Is this the guy who believes the Bible literally?
>>16953414
Any tldr on this? Totally out of the loop.
>>16953421
Never forget, Malachi Martin.
>you can't fool yourself
>you can't fool the devil
>you can't fool God
You also can't fool Professor X; he can read your thoughts.
>>16953414
I've been away for a while, what happened with RCH? I tried listening to his show the other night and it was a rerun with Tim Russ. Is he mad that Art got Chris Carter?
Another fucking religitard show I'm going to tune out and keep it as background noise.
>clips
>muh war on the police!
is art a sex tourist?
>>16953470
Yo, fuck da police. Go out and smoke some pork.
>things don't happen in phillipines
as if the southern islands full of muslims dont exist
>theres no crime in the Philippines
lel my friend from there HIGHLY disagrees
What'd I miss so far?
Hey art, what else doesn't the Philippines have?
Illuminati!
Muslims!
>>16953414
I have a terrible feeling that Hoag's show is right about to fall off the cliff
>>16953479
I heard the Philippines is nuts. They chop each other's heads off with machetes and shit.
>>16953392
This is your resident US Chair Force, missile driving anon reporting from the frozen tundra of Malmstrom, and, yeah, the anon got it right.
Totally a missile test. I saw an Atlas V carrying a classifed payload (probably satellite) for the NRO launch from Vandenberg some years back. This looked just like it I haven't read up on the California launch much since the other night but that was immediate thought; USAF Atlas or possibly USN swabbies launching off the coast.
This is Deb of Night
Why does Amy's voice change EVERY NIGHT
>>16953486
We all have that feeling, he's losing his goddamn mind.
Hoagies show is great.
>>16953444
He trolled his listeners by trying to pass a rebroadcast off as a current show and then saying it was an "experiment" to see who would notice.
Art got complaints and revealed that he and RCH aren't talking(presumably because Richard believes Art is out to sabotage his show).
>>16953491
Art, Hoagie, and fallout in one night? It's looking pretty damn good
in buddhism there is a kind of devil named mara who serves a similar purpose as satan the tempter in the gospels, yet buddhism has no concept of god.
what if there are demons but no ultimately good god? liberation in buddhism is not return to godhead but escape from existence entirely - nirvana.
Dark Matter news just keeps getting longer and longer holy shit make it stop
>>16953492
She is a droid
>>16953491
>>16953497
Oops, didn't mean to latch on your post
>>16953498
Man, when I die, I hope I will look like a rotisserie chicken too
>I LOVE MY SCOTTY PODDY
Eugh.
>2015
>not loving your squatty potty toilet stool for more complete eliminations
I LOVE MY SKWATY PAWTY
>inb4 Art's bad back. I mean REALLY bad back.
who /squattypotty/ here
>green
>>16953514
>OIDAR
S Q U A T T Y P O T T Y
>>16953517
>bible spells
>>16953522
>arctic chaga
>show on demon possession
>it's just bible preachy shit
>>16953495
Thanks for the update, very strange. I wonder what happenned to Hoagie. He should just chill and focus on his show, it was coming along well and it was better than Art's some nights.
>>16953524
we've got an oldfag here
How the fuck did hoagie get chris carter before Art.
this guy doesn't sound too intelligent to me imo. splits life into a simple good vs evil dichotomy, god vs the devil, thinks society only just turned bad, has trusted his childhood naivete that god and the devil exist "just because" without knowing why, even though he was probably conditioned into thinking that way from his family and church, etc.
the accent doesn't help
>>16953488
That and just regular violent crime is bad. My friend is only one generation removed from the country and he has no love for it.
>>16953536
That's the power of RCH, friendo.
>>16953533
This, if he gets decent guests and just ignores the drama he'll do fine.
>>16953543
>If there is a government shutdown, who will spy on me, waste my money and have contempt for me?
Teenagers.
>>16953539
>judging someone's intelligence on their accent
>an aversion to absurdly irrelevant catholic mythology like jesus and his mommy
>>16953558
think youre possessed, bro
>>16953560
i'm not going into the light when i die
>>16953563
Enjoy purgatory
>inb4 all new yorkers are demons
>>16953558
lighten up and stop being so euphoric. at least i respect believers. christians and jews are a hell of a lot better than radical mudslimes. who would you rather your kid has to spend the night in a hotel room alone with; isis fighter or evangelical christian?
>yoomin naychuh
>designed to be free
lolnope
>>16953573
Yes we are
>>16953571
I can't find ANY good online or dowloadable courses to learn a Transatlantic/ Mid-Atlantic/ Int'l Phonetic Alpha accent.
I want to sound like I'm from a 1930's film about high society or William F. Buckley Jr.
I don't care about your bad back art
Did Art just say we can tune out if this stuff disturbs us?
Because Christianity is pretty disturbing. I don't go for corpse-eating death cults.
>>16953586
>death cult
This has more in common with Dante's Inferno than actual church tradition or scripture.
He keeps mentioning the doctors of the Church but I doubt he's read them.
>>16953586
Art's always a massive "omg protect the children and the elderly!" fag whenever he has a show about eeeevil. It's so fucking stupid. None of these shows are ever as dark as he thinks they are.
>>16953586
youre not even trying now
Everybody get your snacks
>>16953586
i can just hear the feminine snark in your voice
>>16953566
are you the woman who called in last week?
the light is probably just similar to a dmt experience. and so may people have seen it bc it's something enforced into the collective consciousness.
but what if it's not. i don't know. would you really want to get stuck here? i would go desu
>>16953593
I had the exact same thought. That's the difference between a true intellectual, like Father Martin, and this guy; who clearly sounds like he's only listened to and ingested things Martin has said rather than studying and ingesting decades' worth of original source material.
I don't agree with Father Martin's theology, but I respected his intellect and fath.
This guy comes off like a poseur to me, but maybe I'm being too harsh.
>>16953586
Daniel is that you?
>>16953592
Worship of a dead man, glorification of martyrs, wishing death not merely upon one's enemies, but also themselves, in hopes that the afterlife is better than real life... I'd say that's a death cult.
>>16953600
Trying what?
>>16953608
How is it "feminine snark"?
>>16953612
Who?
>god
>the omnipotent creator of all
>lets devil run amok with his demon bros
>powerless to stop him
>lets his beloved sheep go straight to hell
>for all eternity
>>16953612
yeah
>>16953594
i found some malachi shows creepy, but he sounded like he knew a thing or two. this guy sounds like a really average dude and art is obviously bored as hell
>>16953618
Free will, bro. That's the point. We all have a choice. Some chose... poorly.
>>16953609
was for >>16953563
i can't brain today..
>>16953611
Could be the accent. I haven't heard Malachi Martin though.
I feel like he's full of shit with the "no such thing as demon hunters" though. If demons were real, people should be seeking them out to strike them down. Will probably make supernatural enemies, but at least they're doing something to help.
>>16953618
The problem is mostly on people who insist any god aligns to human morality.
It's like saying the wind is good or bad. The wind blows whether you want it or not.
>>16953626
why let devil tempt us at all? the whole thing is ridiculous.
>>16953592
>hey goy don't worry about the real world, work towards His glory in eternal Heaven instead!
>oy vey goy where are your tithes? The Pope needs a new golden limo
>>16953617
i'm not a christian, but im pretty sure the emphasis is actually on eternal resurrection and salvation of the soul. the body is nothing. the soul is everything. christianity, as i understand it, is about the ability to be mature enough to delay the kind of self-centered behavior that hurts other people, growing up, putting off instant gratification, and transcending the allure of earthly delights, freeing oneself of the fear of death in pursuit of an eternal nirvana praising the creator. death itself is of no consequence. it's all about the resurrection. you clearly have no understand of christianity at it's most basic essence.
it's like raising kids "no johnny, you can't have a candy bar right now. try to behave yourself, and you can have a slice of cheesecake later."
youre like little johnny. youre focusing on the lack of candy bar, and completely ignoring that there is cheesecake to come later. probably key lime cheesecake at that. mmm.. wouldn that be good?
>tl;dr youre an idiot and youre talking about a religion you dont know anything about. stop being such a pouty child.
>>16953626
But if God is all-knowing then he knows what we will do before we do it. So is there such thing as free will?
>>16953642
The crackers are flesh and the wine is blood. They have images of a dying man all over the place.
Necrophilic death cult.
>>16953644
It has the illusion of free choice
>>16953644
this is one of the oldest, most pretzel-like issues that MUCH SMARTER people have struggled with for 1000s of years before us, and theyre not going to be solved in an /x/ thread.
also, calivinists ARE predestinarian. which i find weird, but interestingly enough makes them excellent soldiers. just ask the english infantry that got their asses handed to them by the afrikaner calivinist boers back in the boer war. they felt the were predetermined to kill lots of english.
>>16953617
>How is it "feminine snark"?
the snark is obvious. "oh yes art, disturbing, but not in the way you mean. aren't i clever?" using the tired death cult bit and corpse eating. that's marilyn manson tier criticism. your post just reeks of weakness and a shallow understanding of spirituality in general. i don't believe in anything, but sometimes wish I did just so i wouldn't be associated with people like you. i hope you're 15 or thereabouts
>>16953644
Have you even heard of Boethius, bro
>>16953651
yeah, and nigs pour out malt liquor for their fallen homies. i think that's done "in remembrance". isnt' that right? so its symbolic of the sacrifice and a reminder of the resurrection?
i find it interesting that a non-christian is having to school another non-christian on that particular faith. did you never study comparative religion in school?
Is this guy a spirit detective?
Good show tonight.
>>16953644
A spectator is a chariot race sees every twist and turn the charioteers make, but this observation does not CAUSE the actions he sees.
>>16953656
Calvinists are wicked and idolatrous. Calvinistic election is mere creature partiality and not infinite justice.
>>16953644
not that guy... But i had a demonic experience and it knew the future there were several things that happened that were predicted. When these things came full circle i was shocked. I think there is free will but God still knows how everything is going to play out.
>>16953662
underrated post
art's lack of interest is evident when he goes to open lines this soon
>>16953667
Yea, but niggers don't claim to believe that the malt liquor has literally magically transformed into that nigga's blood and then also try and drink it afterwards.
>yfw niggers possess more common sense than christians
>>16953671
>A spectator is a chariot race sees every twist and turn the charioteers make, but this observation does not CAUSE the actions he sees.
But this goes beyond just watching the race unfold. God would already know the outcome of the race, and if the outcome is predetermined, then the event has essentially already happened and there's no chance of anyone but that predestined chariot driver winning the race.
Just got here. How's it been so far?
i want a spooky cruise
>>16953662
I've been studying religions for most of my life. I'm actually quite fond of the subject of world religions.
>>16953667
Malt liquor is not the same as symbolically drinking a man's blood.
I've studied a lot, but you cunts are really not bothering to pay attention.
A religion who has a long history of decrying other faiths as "false" or "evil" has no defense from people calling them out for their weird-ass beliefs and practices.
I'm not some angsty fedora-tipping teenager here.
And holy shit I can't believe I have to explain this to you fucks. Maybe I should have spent all this time studying how to make satire really fucking obvious.
>>16953694
hes still salty about RHC getting the Xfiles guy.qweruiop789+
somebody gas this psychic fag
>>16953708
Richard H. Coagland?
This show has the most cringe worthy ads i feel so bad for Art.
I like to imagine that psychic treadmill repair man is just really autistic and more than anything loves treadmills.
>>16953697
well again youre kind of showing off your ingnorance. not all christian faiths that practice communion believe in transubstantiation.
for instance, lutherans totally reject the idea of transubstantiation and calvinists believe something sort of halfway between the lutherans and the catholics; who, course, fully believe in the bread and wine becoming the blood and flesh of christ.
do you ever think before you post, or do you just start slapping at the keyboard all hamfisted-like?
>Devil Went Down to Georgia
I DONE TOLD YOU ONCE, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M THE BEST THAT'S EVER BEEN
>>16953707
>I've been studying religions for most of my life.
if your comments are any indication of your understanding, you've wasted your time.
>>16953722
Real funny, Satan.
1st for Michelle from Japan
>>16953724
Sucks for you then, you haven't been following a thing I said.
>>16953731
don't kid yourself. you aren't hard to follow. you just have no substance.
>>16953729
i must inseminate them all
>>16953736
Show me substance then.
>>16953731
please see
>>16953736
>pic related
this nasally motherfucker kek
>>16953673
pharaoh Kufu was buried in a rice granary confirmed
>>16953743
Please see
>>16953742
Keep up, fucker.
>>16953752
I didn't mean to quote this guy! what the fug
>>16953752
yeah i heard about that. is that some weird seventh day adventist shit that Carson believes?
you know they don't eat steak, right? god, that's fucked up.
>walk in adventist church
>curioius about their faith
>everyone is so educated and nice
>be impressed
>"no steaks"
>walk the fuck out of there
what american doesnt immediately bail on a "no steak" church. fuck that noise.
>>16953742
>Show me substance then.
that's too vague for me to do anything with. if you have a specific point you want me to expand on, i will
>get sick of people who can't take a fucking joke
>get sick of this guest who's preaching more than talking about demon battles
>fuck it I'm gonna go watch Netflix
>check Hoagie's guest
>Oberon Zell-Ravenheart
Goddammit, I can't abandon wizardy shit.
>>16953752
It's the only way to proper preserve a body.
>>16953766
Hindus don't really eat steak either. Or any meat.
>>16953673
God created causality. He can know the future without having it be predetermined.
God is beyond cause and affect
>>16953769
You're the one who demanded substance in the first place. Jesus fucking Christ, if you can't tell an ironic statement when you see one, don't get all bitchy if you can't show them up with your religious knowledge.
All New Yorkers sound like kikes. I hate this shit.
>>16953774
>God is beyond cause and affect
Does that mean he could unintentionally created the seeds of his own destruction?
>>16953785
>he gave his mutha
Yeah, I'm finding it hard not to cringe at this.
>>16953766
Yeah, from what I've read, Carson believes it mentions somewhere in the bible the pyramids were built as granaries.
Guess I spelled Khufu's name wrong. Oh well.
>>16953753
i mostly just wanted an excuse to post that pic of jesus doing a truly galactic 6 step
relax, son or your keyboard's gonna overheat. i can almost hear you sawing away on it right now all the way from here.
>>16953787
in the end i'll reap Him too
>>16953778
nothing you've said has required religious knowledge to dismiss. but we'll just say you were being 'ironic' and move on. that seems about right.
>>16953774
You said it better than i did. But yeah.... God is real and it still seems crazy to me that there is a after life. Last year at this time i was a hardcore atheist that thought this life was completely pointless. I used to think there could not be a God because of all the bad things that happen on earth. But i have come to learn that this life is short and everything that happens in this life is kind of a tool God uses to each us things we could not learn any other way.
>>16953790
don't sweat it, bro. it was totally fine to use the hellenized name cheops for decades until some fags decided that khufu was more accurate.
>peking/ beijing... who gives a shit
amirite?
sexually transmitted demons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9KdPz7cghw
sorry it's a vice video senpai
but, bob larson's daughter tho
>>16953787
>he could unintentionally created
Fuck's sake, my grammar...
>>16953790
They never actually talk about the pyramids as granaries. They do talk about Joseph instructing the Pharaoh to store grain, but they say nothing about pyramids.
Unfortunately for Carson, the pyramids were built centuries before the Hebrews appear to have arrived in Egypt.
Or the Hyksos. They arrived in a similar timeframe and follow a close narrative to the Hebrews in Egypt, but both came before the pyramids.
>>16953800
Works for me. Would you like to complain about what I've said in this post? Because I'm actually Googling to double-check my facts this time around.
>>16953813
>peking/ beijing... who gives a shit
Wait which one is accurate?
>>16953825
>Because I'm actually Googling to double-check my facts this time around.
our back and forth aside, i really think you have me confused with another anon, because you haven't presented any facts within the context of our conversation
>>16953821
oh shit yeah. i watched an episide of "Taboo" that was about those semen demons. i had to fuck my wife extra hard after that.
how much does bob charge per hour to have this girl squad "exorcise" me in my hotel room?
do is hoagland gonna be on 2nite after or not
>>16953813
I thought it was Kufu.
I learned about him in junior high, and we made him a meme to troll the teacher. I'd forgot all about that dude.
This guy isn't even a real Catholic. All my earlier suspicions have been confirmed. I feel cheated.
>>16953838
yeah, i figured the same thing
>>16953831
He will exorcise you via skype.
>60-minute Skype exorcism costs $295, and is considered a tax-deductible donation to the International Missions Program.
>>16953826
well peking is the old wade-gills(?) translation, but i guess the modern pinyin translation of beijing is more accurate to represent the sound in the original mandarin language but its still not even exactly correct
The fuck is this caller talking about?
>>16953830
I don't know, maybe. Wasn't really bothering with facts on what should be apparent (eucharist, worship of a dead man, martyrs, notions of Heaven and Hell).
Or do you mean the Old Testament thing? Judging from what I've found, the pyramids were built around 2560 BC? While I've found at least one source that dates Joseph "sometime between 2000 and 1600 BC" whereas the Hyksos are listed as coming around somewhere between the 19th or 18th centuries BC, I think?
>>16953848
Oh right. Fucking hell, translation of Chinese is shaky.
>lucifer telescope
>I-it's just a joke guys! Names don't mean anything!
this fucking guy...
>>16953837
the greeks referred to khufu as cheops (KAY-OPS) and thats the name that western eqyptologists used for many many years until khufu became the standard name used in the last 20 years or so
thats the reason why i laughed when no one else did watching that movie "the mummy" when some egyptologist used the name khufu and im think, ok like some academic in the 1930s would have called him cheops as was common back then
>>16953831
also
hnng
>>16953362
> you don't have power over demons
I've told several entites to fuck off. Human have a great degree of power to grant and revoke permission. You don't always have to pray in the name of this or that.
>>16953831
>>16953865
>redheads
Oh god my weakness.
>>16953543
Correction. He had Chris carter. Not anymore. He had tons of big name guests that we're gonna be on the show, not now though.
>>16953872
Why not? Is it a government conspiracy?
>>16953872
he should have never fired ross. it's been shit since he left. prove me wrong.
>>16953876
Well, you're wrong about him firing Ross. Ross quit. Other than that, yeah the show has gone to hell since.
>>16953851
>I don't know, maybe. Wasn't really bothering with facts on what should be apparent (eucharist, worship of a dead man, martyrs, notions of Heaven and Hell).
yeah, we haven't talked about any of that. i've only been posting when you respond directly to me. i wasn't involved in/responding to the rest. my point about substance was in response to you claiming i wasn't following you, which didn't make any sense considering our conversation in which no substantive points had been made. i'm assuming that's where the confusion is. think it's a dead horse at this point.
DEMONIC UFO DECEPTION YOU GUYS
This caller is setting off my oidar.
Why is Art bringing these bible thumpers on the show. This is dumb.
>>16953882
Correct, Ross GTF away from hoagie as soon as he revealed his final form of belligerent insanity. And Ross had Art's support the whole time obviously from what Art just posted the other day. I guess the whole hate Ross thing was for nothing.
>I'VE BEEN TOLD BY MY DELUSIONS
For fuck sake, why are so many Christfags so absolutely batshit crazy? Makes the other christfags look absolutely horrible.
>>16953882
he drove ross out. c'mon. let's not split hairs like a couple of autists squabbling over the coolest fucking hotwheels in the box.
>>16953900
Just about everyone who comes on this show is batshit crazy. It's comes with the package of talking about paranormal bullshit. It's entertainment.
I wonder if we can expect another Hoagie mental breakdown on OSOM today?
>>16953898
i'm only listening tonight to see if he got any 'hate mail' over the weekend for comments made on friday's show. think i'm done with hoagie.
>mfw the devil is using ufos to harvest human spirit energy to power his interdimensional weapon which will kill god
>>16953890
>>16953891
>>16953895
Funny how the people calling in to support Sarchie in his religious beliefs are all whackos and rednecks.
>>16953901
Malachai, how does one drive some one out?
FUCK YOU PSYCHIC TREADMILL REPAIR MAN
hilarious ad xDDDD
>Psychic Treadmill Repairman
>will not psychically repair your treadmill
Terrible.
>>16953903
Is frustration the same as entertainment? Because if so I'm feeling entertained as hell.
>>16953904
Why?
>>16953910
Funny how, in my observation of the thread tonight, the only two anons defending the Christfags from what looks like typically uninformed ad homin attacks from the atheists are also themselves atheists. It's truly amusing to watch atheists pointing out the idiotic attacks by two other atheists.
>>16953871
>my weakness.
me too
have more brynne
>>16953831
the qt is his daughter. the other two are just her friends.
>>16953936
oh i know, brother. i watched a 44 min long doc about them. it was like JB fetish porn the whole time. loved it.
>>16953942
What're you talking about
>>16953437
Weird Al?
Seriously this dude looks dumb.
>>16953946
I second this. Are you talking about hot redheads? We need details!
>>16953949
No it's not Weird Al! I swear, only one person got that reference and replied with the Gilda Radner gif in kind. That is Father Guido Sarducci, you heathens!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Guido_Sarducci
>>16953932
Um... actually, I'm not atheist. I'm just very wary of Christians.
Also what I was saying could be considered strawman, but I don't think it was, strictly speaking, ad hominem. It was about the beleifs and practices, not about the people themselves.
>>16953936
I wouldn't mind her casting out my demons, if you know what I mean.
Christ, this guy is going straight up Rick Santorum with his porn is evil speel.
>interacting with porn will ruin your soul
WELP. I'm fucked.
>>16953946
>>16953951
There is a Nat Geo show called Taboo. It was on Netflix. I don't know if it still is. I THINK it's the season 9 episode 18 "Devils and Demons". It features Bob Larson's dau and sexy JB friends exorcising some religious fetishist that's clearly full on boner as he writes and moans while these firm, supple girls are screaming at him and shoving crosses in his face.
It was hot. Just sayin'...
Yeah Art, you have never jerked off to porn on the internet. Says the dude who married a child bride 2 weeks after his wife mysteriously died in the woods.
>>16953962
Also where is this interactive porn he speaks of? Because I want it.
that guy sounds like Jake Busey.
Bad example of a paranormal date?
>implying any paranormal date would be a good example Art.
what the fuck is going on
>it's not cheap, but it's worth it
just tell me art bell that it cost 300 gorillion thousand dollars to shoot my back with invisible lasers.
>>16953956
>Um... actually, I'm not atheist. I'm just very wary of Christians.
Imagine if you said this in public about Islam.
>>16953965
She didn't mysteriously die in the woods. Art killed her in their trailer when they were outside of Vegas in the desert.
>>16953956
>I'm just very wary of Christians.
What in the world do you have to worry about from the average Christian?
>>16953972
>Bad example of a paranormal date?
You go to the restaurant. You see her.
She's a centaur.
Suddenly realize you only ever saw pictures of her from the waist up.
>>16953982
Your kind ain't welcome here, boy. I recommend you leave.
>>16953972
Maybe they met on that Paranormal dating site ran by George Noory
>>16953983
> She's a centaur
That's not a dealbreaker desu senpai.
>>16953962
>>16953984
So it's personal?
>>16953990
Who is that semen demon?
>The Ghost of Ronald Reagan
Wow.
>>16953980
Muslims don't spaz out over the possibility that our president might be Christian.
>>16953982
Triggers.
just got here, hows it going tonight?
>>16953975
>DEMONS ARE EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT
>GOD AND SATAN ARE TOO BUSY DOING STUFF, THATS WHY THEY HAVE ANGELS AND DEMONS
>THE ALIENS ARE DEMONS, CAN'T PROVE IT THOUGH BUT BELIEVE ME THEY ARE
>LOOKING AT PORN WILL RUIN YOUR SOUL
Tonight's show summed up.
shit show saved by Reagan
>>16953983
>not having a centuar fetish
Pleb detected
What a shitty show. The best part of it was Cheeky Art talking about Snoory's Paranormal Date and the ghost of that dead asshole Reagan.
>>16953997
I guess I'll just give up trying to get an actual reason. Figures.
>>16953997
no.. they'd just rape your daughter repeatedly for mohommed and then sell her into slavery
theyre real good guys
>>16954001
>LOOKING AT PORN WILL RUIN YOUR SOUL
oh no, he said there is not problem in looking at it
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MASTURBATE
great guest, Art. great guest
>>16953997
>Muslims don't spaz out over the possibility that our president might be Christian.
Neither do all Christians spaz out over the possibility that our president might be Muslim.
But that doesn't fit your bigoted narrative. You don't view it as bigoted though, since you're attacking a majority, which makes it okay.
>>16953995
Really?
Sophie Turner... she's on game of thrones, i watched 2 episodes and quit. and she's in the upcoming x-men movie
>>16954007
I think you mean real good goys
hoagie time??
>>16954011
>>16953999
Too much Jesus talk, not enough talk about fighting demons. We got Hoagie next with Dumbledore though.
>>16953989
>>16954003
Sorry, I can't get it up for horse pussy.
>>16954007
WOW.
>>16954010
Was just an example. My main issue is still their obsession with death. Their holy symbol is the method of a man's execution, for fuck's sake. Come on, guys.
New thread?
>magic episode
FUCK YES I was begging for this just the other night.
Drink for Radio With Pictures.
>>16954016
gross
she got too many red lines in her eyes.
where is hoagie thread?
>>16954029
Right here.
>>16954029
Fuck it. Should I make one? Because I never know what we're suppose to do for the first post but I'll fucking do it.
is art running over?
Since nobody else is doing it.
>>16954045
>>16954045
>>16954045
Goddamn signs.
>>16954029
>>16954038
>>16954040
ok here we go
>>16954043
>>16954048
>>16954050
Fuuuck. Should I delete mine then? I botched my bio copypasta.
>>16954054
naw you beat me. all good
>>16954079
Ah, alright. Yeah, everybody's piling into that one now.
i fell asleep. did rawwwlphie have anything interesting to say in the entire program or what?
i was surprised art read the email from the woman saying ralph's concept of good and evil was that of a child's, it sounded like he agreed and was being a bit passive aggressive reading it.
