How can I become a Werewolf /x/?
>>16952890
Go play skyrim
suk ur own dik
>>16952890
It's fantasy my friend, but nice try regardless.
>work daily
>eat a diet rich in red meat
>dont not shave, cut body hair or nails (bathing is acceptable)
>practice running on all fours
>spend lots of time with dogs
>run on all fours in the woods naked
I actually did this for a while and it was quite liberating.
>>16952918
You know, I saw Ron Jeremy do that, and he is awfully hairy...
I actually know how
>>16952890
Go to Whiterun and look for the Companions. They're pretty close to the jarl's keep.
>>16952935
This is what x has come to.
This is why no one takes us serious.
you could try killing yourself... usually that works.
Werewolves are the furries of the paranormal world
>>16952941
How?
Break into a zoo and try to fuck one of their wolve-
Wait, you know what? This is /x/, there's a chance you might fucking try to do that, I don't want to traumatize some poor fucking wolf.
How about this instead - slather yourself in A1 and wait out in a field for some coyotes. I mean, a bite is what is supposed to turn you, right? Might as well start at the source of the myth.
>>16952890
Have you visited any old Gypsy fortune tellers in Europe lately?
>>16954047
How do you find authentic gypsies like magical ones an shit, are they hybrid ET?
If you're really desperate try to become a skinwalker
>>16952890
By not being a huge faggot
>>16954093
Are you saying there aren't gay werewolves, because if so you're killing off a whole lot of Twilight fanfics
Don't crush their dreams
Scandinavian/Native American or Central/East European?
>>16952890
Is this what people on /x/ actually believe?
>>16954689
well, paranormal phenomena can be categorized into two groups-boring shit only nerds care about(ghosts, apparitions, UFOs, conspiracies etc.) and power fantasy creatures(vampires, werewolves, demons that make pacts etc.).
while neither is real, i'd still rather talk about werewolves than fucking ghosts, because who the fuck cares?
>>16952890
Shove a corn cob up your ass.
>>16952890
I know only of the Irish method, this is from the lore. Beware that this one is a ritual, different from the curse of the warewolf.
First you need to go to the jungle on a full moon night.
Then find a pack of wolves
Now you need to kill the alpha male
Next you need to skin the alpha male
Eat of his meat and drink of his blood under the full moon while donning his skin.
You need to chant something too, I forgot that since its in Irish.
Then, by the next full moon, you will be able to run faster, feel stronger, heal faster and exhibit more strength as long as you are donning the enchanted skin of the wolf, also this only works on full moon nights and only at nights according to the lore.
Your appearance or behavior will not change, NoR will your lifespan increase, but you will run faster on all fours while donning the skin.
I guess its a kind of NLP technique. I will make a thread here if I find the chant, I will need to ask some friends for it, someone probably has it saved.
Good to answer your question, hope it was satisfactory.
Must be foot to be young and hopeful op
You will regret it.
http://pastebin.com/ef0STsDh
>>16955293
>http://pastebin.com/ef0STsDh
this reads like embarrassing fan fiction.
>>16955045
There is actually an easier way no ritual required
>>16952890
FYI, things that do NOT help you becoming a werewolf:
1- dog/wolf blood transfusions.
2-eating dogs or wolfs.
3-eating and drinking from the same bowl your dog's use.
4-jumping inside the wolf's habitat at the zoo.
5-running naked in the woods at night.
6-methamphetamine.
7-having sex with dogs or wolfs.
8-getting legally adopted by wolfs.
9- eating raw meat.SPECIALLY if you bought it in the local market.
10-DRESSING LIKE A FURRY.
11-having sex with furries. It never helps.
12-eating herbs. any of them. including those you find in your backyard.
>>16955045
>Irish method
>go to the jungle
>find a pack of wolves
i dident know there where jungles in ireland
and i sure ass hell dident know there was wolfs in the jungle
>>16955738
The Irish Amazon is famous around the world, anon.
>>16955045
I'm going to assume you ment Gaelic as Irish is a nationality.
>>16955725
Well you just debunked my post. My best advice to OP was t smoke some meth and go yiff
