Let's start a religion
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Let's play a game. We make a spooky religion.
I start with one thing, and each poster adds one item to it.
Let's begin.
"This religion believes aliens created humans, they also believe..."
God happened before the aliens, and before that
was the meme
The meme was from whence all things started. Evolution, Energy, even the laws of Physics. Not much is known about the meme
>>16952856
Giving out of free will gives you back more then you could imagine.
Not many people notice this, and TPTB don't know how to stop it besides the service of thy self.
other than that it imbues dankness to the religion's leader, the
memes created god who created aliens who created humans who created memes created god who created aliens who created humans who created memes created god who created aliens who created humans who created memes created god who created aliens who created humans who created memes created god who created aliens who created humans who created porn.
>>16952876
Kwisatz Haderach. He incarnates every 2000 thousand years and the latest incarnation of the Kwisatz Haderach is
God (In the sense most imagine a god) was scientifically created by an alien race and sentiently creates life and matter as it sees fit, no matter its creators wishes
>>16953004
The aliens created who God, who in turn created more sentient life beings on a grand scale. These being created the meme, by which the aliens originated, and as such- the cycle continued. In the beginning was the word, and the word was, "Ayy, lmao."
>>16952856
I believe that OP is a faggot, and the consistency and surety of that statement is like a mantra that I can always depend on; it is truly the only thing in this world of which we can be certain.
>>16952856
aliens are malignant entities that...
Shit cotton candy and eat steak burritos.
>>16953004
then who created the alien race? checkmate atheist.
>>16952856
>Let's start a religion
OP we already are a religion.
>the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
The religion of /x/ has many deity's and Gods. Any member of the religion /x/ Does believe in a higher conciseness but we do not know what to call this because labels are for hipsters. The only thing we are missing is a book of believes to put it all down on paper so we can have a "bible".
If you are not good with this answer please help me enter the human race into the Lucifer experiment
>>16953399
Double dubs never lie
>>16955012
>help me enter the human race into the Lucifer experiment
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16790451/
Literally become an immortal space pirate.
