https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/
So this website went active around May/June in 2015 and so far they've not had much other than selling the talisman and several small books. I have dug and dug into the information that is presented, but I think its an honest to god troll on everyone.
What the hell does /x/ think?
>>16949601
>Hey shit guys we're running out of money for our global lizard world domination pyramid scheme. Who's got ideas?
>Well Xan'duthor's wife makes those cool talismans.
>Sweet, we'll sell those online, and use the funds to control all world markets. Great job everybody.
>>16949699
>Rothschild
>running out of money
I think that it's a cross between trolling and profiteering cult at the same time.
Op is faggot???
>>16949601
Read the reviews for "The First Testament" on Amazon, specifically the negative reviews. It appears to be a hoax, a clever way to make some cash... people are apparently instructed to first purchase the book and then leave a 5 star review of it in order to be "considered" for membership.
>>16949699
>Well Xan'duthor's wife makes those cool talismans.
Lost my shit
>>16950903
fucking genius
fucking
genius
It is just that easy to join the Illuminulty
http://illuminati.am/
>>16950884
Im bi, so only a half "faggot".
Edgy mother fucker in here.
>>16949601
People are now so stupid and easy to control that they can go official. The "intelligent" ones are too stupid to realize it's real and the nutcases can say whatever. Some of the tinfoilers may end up joining them and there you have it, being crude, there is no need to denying them anymore.
Simple. Some fool sold his soul to satan and now he thinks hes cool beans.
>>16949699
Best reply out of the entire thread +1
>>16955533
once shit gets placed into media everyone is like "oh it cant exist they make illuminati jokes on tv youre retarded to think it could be real"
>>16949601
It's obviously a hoax pyramid scheme, and a self-conscious one at that.
Here is the book that they are selling:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4AD59A58D4BB37FBE55E03F02E95BA515BDEEAC6&dn=lumiam2.pdf&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.publicbt.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.ccc.de%3a80%2fannounce
>>16949601
If it was real I would of been rich by now!
