I am summoning up The Fairy Queen from the annals of /x/ to answer my call. Let us have a thread dedicated in her honor so that we may know her. I have a specific question for her but it is not something I can ask in public view of the mundanes.
Blessed be
>>16948481
speaking of girls of /x/
what ever happened to lette?
>>16948481
Aren't threads like these against the rules or something?
Would you be willing to email me?
>>16948790
Im not a fan of this thread but what a prude bitch
>>16948481
Anon , do you think this is gonna make her want to have sex with you? LOL hella beta af desu lad. Ayy fairy , I have a mystical wand that needs to be examined ;) teehee. Stay classy, toots.
Anyone wanna play "Let's make a deal?"
>>16949150
Think carefully about the invitation you're about to extend in my direction.
>>16949175
>mystical wand
>needs to be examined
That sounds serious. Very serious.
>>16949184
I bet I can win.
>>16949157
That's half the point.
>>16949201
Win? I don't intend to win. Mutual benefaction is what I seek.
>>16949201
Can you help me with this wand? I trust it in your hands better than mine ;)
See, OP? It's not that hard, you just gotta be a man.
>>16949211
Then you want us both to win.
>>16949201
Okay, would you be willing to email me if I put my email address on here or would you prefer I email you? I feel like we have mutual interests and could benefit each other through some discussion. Do you have skype?
>>16948586
>that feel when you miss zacky and bloodwitch
>>16949234
Wow, you're right. It really is mystical. I'm surprised. I can't keep my hands off of it. Almost sticky.
>>16949244
Do you work in the area of deals or bargains?
>>16949261
Much appreciated, sweet cheeks. I feel bad, you can have your thread back OP. Tch , nothing personnel
>>16949253
I have Skype but not a Skype name. It's not a riddle or anything, it just doesn't exist in this time period so I can't use it or even give people a way to add me in advance.
But you REALLY should concern yourself with the following term: "Privatized subspace." I'm pleased you want to contact me privately, but you should recognize the inherent risk involved.
If you want mutually beneficial discussion we can do it here in public.
>>16949262
I don't get it.
>>16949272
No.
>>16949299
I'm not done yet. If we don't finish the ritual, I might have trouble keeping my hands to myself.
>>16949302
Just email me, [email protected], it's your loss if you don't. You're not the only one that gets lost in your appreciation for the universe and exploitation of your abilities.
>>16948481
It's just a weather balloon or a drone. Go make yourself a tinfoil hat.
>>16949318
I wouldn't want to risk that, perhaps we should continue the ritual and see what other mysteries it holds. You are the expert after all.
>>16949318
Then you are of no use to me. Fare well.
>>16949333
Thank you. I'll judge my own outcomes.
>>16949357
Of course, we are all writers of our own fate in our subjective realities but I'm asking you in good faith to not miss this alignment in our realities. I have been looking for you in time I will not mention here. Grant me some small audience.
>>16949342
I can't really switch to someone else in the middle of the ritual.
>>16949378
You are focusing on the wrong poster. Do you remember what you learned about how you can enable people to act magickally through your own will?
>>16949373
If it were that simple I'd have done it a long time ago.
>>16949378
I wouldn't want you to switch to someone else.
>>16949386
Anon, that felt a little uncalled for honestly :(. I'm sorry my magnetism is a so powerful
>>16949386
>Do you remember
No. Why would I?
>>16949391
Yes, it's magnetic. That's probably why I can't keep my hands off of it.
>>16949390
Done what? Type on a keyboard in the same manner you do now?
>>16949407
>No. Why would I?
You posted multiple paragraphs regarding the issue of you being able to grant magickal allowance on a thread you, yourself, started. Cmon, I know you remember that.
>>16949408
I'd have gotten an email address prior to 30065 if it was easy enough to work with.
>>16949411
Sounds like you don't know anything about me. I don't even remember where I left my memories.
>>16949407
Careful, it tends to attract things other than hands to it. It's truly a powerful talisman.
>>16949414
Well how do you talk to physical beings? By phone? I'm pursuing a route you yourself said was dangerous and you keep side-stepping as if you do not know what fate, kindness, or curiousity is. Help me out here, 'Queen'.
>>16949420
Yes I can see that. It feels very powerful, like it's compelling me towards it. It's so unusual though.
>>16949419
>Sounds like you don't know anything about me
>I don't even remember where I left my memories.
You're making my point for me. Please initiate some sort of contact where we can talk more. You need some sort of Rose of Remembrance.
>>16949429
>It feels very powerful, like it's compelling me towards it. It's so unusual though.
What is this? Oberon and Titania? You surely can see this interaction from the responses it yields from you... I would hope.
>>16949429
It appears to have that effect. It is unusual because it's new. You can study it as long as you wish until it's familiar to you.
Total newfag here, who is the fairy queen?
>>16949424
Fate is an idea that comes up every so often when it's supposedly needed most.
Kindness is a luxury that is obviously in very short supply in the modern world.
And curiosity... Well. You know what they say about curiosity.
I'd help you if you weren't busy gnawing.
>>16949458
You're blinded by something. Save my email and write me when you can see. Only you can deny your own fate. Then again, only you can choose it.
>>16949455
apparently a roleplayer who can't remember her own posts, is helplessly infatuated by the phallus, and isn't intelligent enough to use email.
I'd advise against communicating with anyone by email, our queen.
They can speak to you fine here.
>>16949485
>her
Come on m8
>>16949431
>Please initiate some sort of contact where we can talk more.
Earlier in this thread I warned another anon about extending invitations. Why would you invite me to "some sort of" anything? Have the words, "Be careful what you wish for," never crossed your eyes? Do you think I talk using words? Do you think you'll be able to speak just because you've learned a language or two or three? Can humanity ever save you from me if you're the one that put it all in motion? Where do you expect to find a man willing to help you out of a sticky situation if they learn that YOU sought a deal with ME first?
There's a reason fairies are hard to find, let alone contact. God forbid you'd seek a contract.
>Rose of Remembrance
Another anon offered me something like that awhile ago in another thread. It didn't seem like they were actually gonna do anything though.
>>16949443
This is a sensitive ritual, stop trying to interrupt.
>>16949455
I am! It's me!
>>16949502
Yeah because listening to the people who caused you to lose your memory is grade A plan. I'll make sure we are well versed on the legitimacy of the successor.
>>16949518
My apologies, please continue with the ritual.
>>16949502
Thank you. I think so too.
>>16949485
What's a phallus?
>>16949524
I don't THINK I left my memories on /x/, and my thoughts haven't failed me yet.
>>16949536
>>16949518
>It didn't seem like they were actually gonna do anything though.
I'm not seeking a contract with you. I'm trying to get you to see reason and contact those that have been commissioned to help you. I'm not going to discuss your situation or personal details so that anybody on /x/ can latch onto you. If you really don't want the help of people who you yourself have helped then what can one do? You didn't leave your memories with /x/, you left them with those you knew would still be around regardless of time and space. I can't help you if you don't want to listen. You'd come around but then you'd be the one searching for your old friends.
>>16949531
Thank you.
If I can just... Work my way... Over...
Ah-ha! Gotcha! All I had to do what stop filling my hands with magic so I could reattach them. I don't know who activated this wand's magic, but it's a wonderful prank. I've fixed it so it'll only work when you try to cast something with it.
It'll still find its way to the hands of magical beings but it won't detach them unless the caster willingly picks it up.
>>16949558
He was talking about his penis from the beginning you fool.
>>16949558
I appreciate your assistance, having a defective wand was tormenting me. It always seems to find its way into magical hands.
>>16949567
I have no idea what you are talking about, friend :)
>>16949299
>whitegrils.gif
>>16949578
You, i like you.
>>16949612
>>16949544
>commissioned to help you
Oh. Well why didn't you say so? I didn't know I'd hired anyone to help me. What did I offer you? I'm still not in touch with my memories so you'll have to fill me in on the finer points.
>you left them with those you knew would still be around regardless of time and space
That sounds like something I would do. Did I know you in my memory? How did we meet?
If it's private keep it so, but I assume your already knew that if I left anything sensitive in your hands.
>>16949612
Why thank you!
>>16949626
This is exactly why I left it private and asked you to email me. I am not your enemy, I promise you this.
>>16949567
But what about this wand I'm hol—Ohhh. I get the analogy now. Is THIS what that Bloodhound Gangs song was about? Is that how all their songs work?
>>16949578
Yes it has that effect. It's enchanted so that... Oh.
Did you make an enchanted artifact JUST for the innuendo?
>>16949647
I trust you on that, I just don't know how to get any email from here. I wish I had my memories... They usually have all answers for me.
>>16949670
Go to live.com and sign up for a free email. It works just like typing in 4chan.org/x/
>>16949670
Of course not, the innuendo was just too good to pass up.
>>16949678
>just like
If I registered a name on live.com at that point in history, it would open a possibility for conflicts with other continuities that could evolve into irreconcilable differences over the course of what you call eternity. I'd be taking a reserved resource from any entity that wished to use it for some sort of purpose "not otherwise specified." NOS is not a weakness I can afford at the nodes bordering your present chronological formats.
To speak nothing of the politics of having ever done such a thing.
4chan lets me maintain identity without allocating resources uniquely to myself.
So.
>>16949689
I can see why.
Pathetic. I will contact your successor.
>>16949785
I don't know if I ever appointed a successor, but it's something I'd do if I had to.
Disgraceful
>>16949794
Thank you, I try.
>>16949770
>>16949770
>If I registered a name on live.com at that point in history, it would open a possibility for conflicts with other continuities that could evolve into irreconcilable differences over the course of what you call eternity. I'd be taking a reserved resource from any entity that wished to use it for some sort of purpose "not otherwise specified." NOS is not a weakness I can afford at the nodes bordering your present chronological formats.
And this, boys and girls, is what crazy sounds like.
>>16949794
>>16949785
>all this saltiness
Teehee
>>16949801
Of all the flavors to choose from!
>>16949806
Daily reminder that there's always a way out if you come prepared.
Im leaving x and never coming back you guys are worse then /b/ tards your a bunch of fucking scitzos
>>16949916
Can I have your stuff?
>>16948586
Whatever happened to boxxie
>>16949518
It sounds like you are some kind of a dick ripper...
Are you some kind of a dick ripper?
>>16949920
Complacency is approval. Time to get lootin'.
>>16949201
Aww look its trying to sound smart! Good show!
Wow. Just wow. If you are a fairy queen and not a delusional teenage girl, which I think you most definitely are, why are you making contact with mankind through an obscure board on 4chan and not using your magical talent to contact an individual you wish to meet separately? I think its cause you're full of shit, fairies don't exist love, you need medication, please seek help.
PS. Don't use your circular reasoning to explain why you can't use your "magic" to contact people, cause again, that's bullshit.
Pls respond.
>>16949925
You're thinking of /b/.
>>16949806
That's it, were sick of seeing you everywhere. You are to leave this board and never come back. If you do something bad is going to happen within your family and within your life. Whether you heed my warning is up to you, your choice.
>>16950367
>were sick of seeing you
>we
>literally a thread requesting her presence
>>16950367
The fairy queen is just new eris.
>>16950377
Sorry to break your train of logic but this whole thread was a tripfag trap. Inb4 samefag but he's pretty good at getting them to show their true colors, i fucking hate tripfags too.
>>16950349
I'm insulted by your WalMart quality bait,
and hay,why is there so many trolls?
you think thay would pick a less common troll to toll
>>16950447
I dunno. Delusions aside, I had a laugh.
You know sometimes i wonder if rpers are just really bored or if there's some neckbeard prancing around in his basement screaming Privatized subspace and waving his dick around like a magic wand.
>>16950501
>just really bored
Hi, it's me.
