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Ask a Druid anything.
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Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
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How have you lived these thousands of years? Magic?
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>>16947809
why are you so pretentious
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How big is the average Druid penis?
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>>16947810
Mrs Pavel
>>16947815
Nope, 23 years old, not magic because magic isn't real
>>16947820
please explain further
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Did you know Druids died out nearly 2,000 years ago, and we know almost nothing about them?

Also, why are you an edgy, pretentious wanna-be?
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balance or feral for leveling?
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>>16947829
Why are you so into your own beliefs and desire to be different that you have to pretend all the time or give yourself some label to feel important.
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>>16947824
I've only seen my own so going off that about 12 inches.
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>>16947832
Feral. Noob.
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>>16947830
You realise Druidism is practicing the worship of nature? People can do that in their own way without the need for too much knowledge of how it was done 2000 years ago.
I do not believe in a deity, the way I spiritually connect is personal to me.
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>>16947859
You realize you're wrong, on almost everything you just said?

You realize you're just a new-age hippie?
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>>16947849 thank you sensei
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>>16947809
There were decades after the invasion where all ancient documents in Briton were burned and writing was even outlawed so more could not be made. I understand a lot of Druidry is passed on orally, but that really just meant a lot of druids were put to death by Saxons or Vikings for not giving up their secrets.
Also, many of the groups supposed to be carrying on their traditions seem to be out of touch with what i know the original teachings were.

How would you give me hope it's not almost completely lost to the ages at this point?
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>>16947938
It's all victorian bullshit and new age fuckwaddery at this point for the very reasons you have given.
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>>16947938
As you know almost nothing is certain about the original Druids. However, the Main practices carried on can be deciphered from archeological evidence and stories.
Druidism is no doubt different now to how it was before as many do not believe in magic as they would then.
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>>16947868
>You realize you're just a new-age hippie?

Context is key.
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>>16947809
Anthrofag here, always been into Shamanism, but I've studied duidic writing, artifacts, etc. What archaeological evidence do you base your personal ceremonies with?
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Are you actually a Druid or is your name just Drew and you've been confused this whole time?
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>>16947809
Why do you rp? Druidism is a lost religion, we have bo information on how they practoced. If anything, youre a neodruid.

Or a faggot.
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>>16947829
>druid
>magic isn't real
So what characterize you as a druid? Are you in OBOD?
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>>16947809
Someones been reading Kevin Hearne
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>>16947809
When did you last see me?
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how do i use runes
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>>16948136
Another self-obsessed tripfag who posts in nearly every thread for purely egotistical reasons... can you do some Druid magic to remove her from the board.?
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>>16947809
Is boomkin better than feral?
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>>16948489
The majestic moonbird exercises sublime authority over all merely by existing.
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>>16947809

Literally nothing is known about them, there's Roman accounts of ritualistic animal and human sacrifice so if new-age hippie neo-druidistic shit claims to love everything so much then why would they take their name from something where the only accounts we know of involve them being cunts?
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>>16948447
Have you been acquainted with the phrase "backfire spectacularly"?
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>>16948620
>>16947938

I think the neo-druid philosophy is more of a "Let's follow what we think the druids were like." Which in our culture, we view them as nature attuned spiritual leaders, so that's what people of that faith try to emulate. In all truth though, most ancient spiritualities used some form of sacrifice, it was just a way of showing thankfulness, and faith, I would assume. If Judaism can escape it's history of sacrifice, any faith can.

In terms of ancient druids, most evidence is skewed, and difficult to differentiate between roman propaganda, and truth, despite the Romans being so good at record-keeping. My guess would be druids filled the same role as shaman, or medicine-men. It seems the most logical, because shamanic animism was the dominant faith all throughout eurasia, pre-rome, and most of the world.
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>>16949171
>Let's follow what we think the druids were like.
This isn't blasphemy in druidism.
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>>16949171
When you read the actual Roman historical accounts of Briton you get a completely different perspective than the propaganda has. They knew it was bullshit but used it for war purposes.

And i think sacrifice was originally based on the idea the physical world is bloodthirsty and maybe killing someone would make it happy. Then you might have had egregores grow from that. Seems pretty likely there was animal sacrifice practiced among the druids but human sacrifice was a propaganda claim the Romans used on everyone they attacked and i haven't seen any real historical evidence of it at all among the Druids. If it was practiced it's been well hidden.
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>>16949224
>When you read the actual Roman historical accounts of Briton you get a completely different perspective than the propaganda has.

Forgot pic related.
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>>16947809
whats the meaning of stonehenge?
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how much fluid does a druid consume?
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>>16948997
Have you been acquainted with the phrase "Arbitrarily repeating the same terms which have literally no situational context"?
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>>16949364
Yes, endlessly.
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>>16948620
>>16949171
>>16949224
What's wrong with sacrifice anyway? It appeases the gods, doesn't it? Maybe that's why the world is such shit, nobody's feeding them.

Except maybe the people practicing Voodoo and Santaria.
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>>16949384
I think all of /x/ can see that right now. Seek professional help.
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>>16949448
Speak for yourself, "all of /x/."
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>>16949525
You're fucking retarded.
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>>16947809
I am starting in paganism (learning about Sabbats and runes) but I would really love to know which author could guide me about the diversity inside it.
Druids, wiccans, heathens, asatru, etc.
There is any book with generals? Or I should read about every culture?

Thanks so much for your reply!
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>>16947809
OBOD or ADF, or some me thing else?
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>>16949551
That's rude!

And people blame fairies for getting snippy...
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>>16947809
How do you beat the last level in Diablo Lord of Darkness?
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when you poop, dose it remind you of when your dad use to ass fuck you?
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>>16947809
How can you practice a religion that was killed off by Julius Caesar?
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>>16947809
How can i attone the actions of which my fellow man has done to nature? Is that which a burden that is shared or may i lift it and carry it upon my shoulder. May i not, O wise one, Please bestow upon me youre elder knowledge.
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>>16947809
What's a druid?
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>>16950296
Bunch of ginger hippies that were BTFO by the Roman Empire and eventually converted to Christianity and/or died off.
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>>16950417
Actually they defeated two Roman invasions. Romans then hired Germanic mercenaries to invade and the Anglo-Saxons were born.
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>>16950429
That literally does not disqualify anything from the post you quoted.
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>>16950445
>disqualify
I know what you're thinking, but I swear 4chan isn't a competition, faggot.
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>>16950462
Project much?
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>>16950471
How do I shot project??
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>>16947832
what kind of fucking meme is this feral of course youre basically playing a rogue but simpler and just better
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>>16950445
History doesn't like to see the Anglo-Saxons as proxies of Rome. It says there were two successful Roman invasions where the Romans decided that they didn't want it anyway and valiantly left, and then hundreds of thousands of Anglo-Saxons just found their way to the shores of Briton by chance.
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>>16950019
Werebear with a maul, man. That was the first thing I beat the whole game with.

Shit was cash.
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>>16950429
No. The Druids were exterminated literally by Roman Legions just prior to the rebellion of Boudicca. The legions were still literally on the island finishing ass-raping them when the rebellion started.
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>>16950429
Druids didn't defeat anyone. Celts and Picts did you fucking mong.
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>>16950568
Shit, i did not know that. They really got them all?
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>>16947829
>because magic isn't real
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>>16950598
Yes. Seriously, and literally, every last single one of them. No joke.
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>>16947832
kek
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>>16947810
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
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