>post yfw aliens end up looking like humans
I'm 100% okay with this.
Ah, the hubris of man. We made god in our own image.
>>16947316
How is that even possibile
Some ETs are humans
>>16947327
Star Trek
fucc yean gimme dat ayy lmao pussy
post yfw aliens are actually muslims
>>16947316
>yfw aliens look exactly like niggers
"I am going to fuck everything."
>>16947735
>>16947316
its highly unlikely that an alien species that didnt shape human evolution to look like themselves to look human. Aliens, intelligent or otherwise, would end up looking vastly different from humans
>>16947846
what am I looking at?
>>16947887
rapey the hare
Implying they don't already.
Implying there aren't already millions of aliens--many who don't even know they're aliens--inhabiting this world.
Implying you yourself aren't one.
I'm one. I found out after the 4th time in my life I was hovering above the ground and have the ability to predict things before they happen and always be correct.
Ayy lmaoooo
>>16948227
Oh yeah? Well *I* have the ability to predict things before they happen and always be WRONG. Beat that.
>>16948278
I can complete a whole chalice dungeon without touching my dick
>>16948227
your psychic not alien you idiot
I would know
>yfw you realize earth is to the universe what australia was to the british empire
>>16948290
Then why can I float?
WHY CAN I FLOAT?! NO SERIOUSLY WHY I DON'T LIKE IT I MEAN I DO LIKE IT BUT IT'S SCARY
>>16948278
So if you're always wrong..you predict what you think won't happen...except you'll be wrong that time too...so what happens is what you think wouldn't happen happens....fffffuuckkk.
>>16948281
I call bs on this. Everyone knows that's impossible.
>>16948307
na man aliens love earth cus its still developing in its perfect way right now
its gonna be a bitch in a billion years when the planet keep getting bigger and the ocean fills in the space in between contents by getting larger oceans by the liquid magma coming out to the surface slowly
basically the oceans are gonna be HUGE, way more than right now, which makes it a bitch to get from one content to the other manually
but again you''ll probably be dead WAY before that kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3YqsUk5Nc
>>16948322
I'm not always wrong, I just don't predict right most of the time.
humans are carbon-based lifeforms
some aliens could be oxygen-based lifeforms
what would happen if a human came in contact with an oxygen-based lifeform
EVERYBODY STOP.
That WASN'T how this thread was supposed to go.
SOMEONE was supposed to post an alien reaction pic in the first couple posts and then another anon would /thread it because nobody needs to explain a joke if everyone gets it.
YOU DID IT ALL WRONG, ALL OF UOY,.
>>16948572
Dafuq? Think you got de head screwed on wrong.
>>16948654
naw bruh the carbon-based lifeform thing is pretty widely regarded as scientific fact
i'm just hypothesizing about oxygen based lifeforms though
>>16948681
how would you build a living creature around an oxygen basis
>>16948384
this made me cinge so hard
>loves big bang theory
>dropped
>>16948572
We would breathe them in
>>16948681
Not sure if trolling...
>>16948701
nigga i aint a scientist
>>16948795
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon-based_life
>>16948319
Do you also sting like a bee? I have a suspicion here but I need more information to go off of.
>>16947323
lol fuck off with this pretentious shit neckbeard
>>16947316
It's just a weather balloon or a drone. Go make yourself a tinfoil hat.
yfw Mexicans are aliens ;^)
Could this happen in our lifetime?
They better be the right color e.t.'s
>>16947316
>>16949892
We can only hope. Not goat eyes, though. They creep me the fuck out.
>>16947322
This is my fetish
>>16949907
>we wuz space kingz n shit
>mfw I've been here too long and would still have to say it.
>>16947322
Kinda looks like a friend of mine.
>>16948711
this is b8
>>16947316
What if they looked like pepe?
>>16947316
I met this girl online then offline. Walrus tier, but beggars/choosers, you know? Skipping to the relevant bit- her pillow talk consisted of how haunted her house is, aura sruff, genetic experimentation and oh yeah...she's a witch...
I looked into those eyes and I saw half a reptile. Anyways, if aliens can take human form then she was one of them.
>>16951293
*Cums self*
>>16951293
Something in the gene pool
>>16947316
>>16949892
>>16951465
Fetal as fuck
What me worry?
>>16949892
no, because the only chance of having such humanoid aliens would be millions of years of human evolution on a new planet after being cut off from other humans.
>>16951612
https://imgur.com/a/D0pRG
>>16951465
i laugh everytime i see benedick cumberpatch's face.
>>16947316
ayy lmao
>>16949615