Fucking barn owls, man...
Fucking shitposters, man...
>>16941080
the barn owls are not what they barn seem.
>>16941080
Smh don't fuck birds man, they tried chickens but nah....just don't ok....
The owl of Minerva strikes at dawn
hoot hoot
"I believe the things I’ve seen, the presence I’ve felt inside of me, is beyond anything you can imagine. It was hopelessness. So, it cannot be God, but it can, it can pretend to be."
Owls are pretty cute.
>>16941080
Are the shit. I mean, look at that heart shaped face. If silence was loudness owls would be the loudest fliers in the sky. God damn, motherfucking owls.
>>16941080
The only owls that are completely fucking terrifying.
>>16944090
whats wrong cannibal?
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Minto Brown at night.
Barn Owls are found all over the planet, there's only two kinds of itty bitty boring brown birds that are more widely spread that barn owls, some kind of wrens or something.... jungle tribes, desert dwellers, people in snowy regions all have tales about barn owls, though they don't call them that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_owl
>>16944096
eh, just have a folder of small earth creature that could liven up this thread
>>16944122
You going to claim you made all the 'owl/alien' cartoons like you've done before?
>>16944127
no, some other anon made the template, I made a few but I save all the good owns from the first two threads
>>16944134
Three friends and i are driving home a girl around 3 am. Suddenly the passenger and I see a blue light in the sky descending. It bright as hell so I couldn't make out the shape of the craft and it was high enough to pass through the clouds. My friend and i are are speechless and we couldn't tell the passengers until after we lost sight of it past the tree line. After the shock wears off we tell the people in the backseat about it and drop off the girl. So we are driving back to friend's house going 55 mph and a white owl flys up next to me car and has his head pointed directly at us. He's staring at us while flying 55 mph... The owl is close enough to roll down the window and touch him. He flys off after 5 seconds and then less than a mile down the road another white owl does the same thing and everyone in the car starts screaming out of some kind of primal fear no one could explain. For some reason i slam on the brakes and everyone yells at me to keep driving I have seen the same blue light multiple times since then. One time with the friend who saw the first one. This was before that dumb movie "the fourth kind" was released. This happened in Georgia btw.
I think owls are adorable. But I also wanna pound out extraterrestrial pussy soooo.. Hmmm.
I think barn owls are adorable but I also wanna hammer an extraterrestrial pussy soooo..
