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>Jesus, Yeshua, was a man like any other
>growing up in the near East at that time, he was exposed to many religions and philosophies
>it was a time of soothsayers and magi
>seeing the opportunity for a "messiah" to emerge from the political unrest, he made his ploy
>he deliberately staged a passion play wherein he faked his own death
>with the help of his wife Mary Magdalane, he escaped the tomb and appeared before his disciples
>by re-enacting the solar myth, he had created a symbolic structure for the masses to overcome the ego
>the foresight of such a move is uncanny
>the man of mystery
>the man with the mystery cult
>all your base are belong to us
>ps: the Buddha is made up
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What about the 40 day meditation?
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prove it
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Many historians think Jesus was made up while Buddha/Siddharta was a real man

Wtf makes you think the opposite
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Except he was brought before the political Roman leader of the area who we have historical records of.

It wasn't a play when the man allowed the roman guards to take him away. They beat him so horribly before his cruxifiction the captain of rhd guards was angry at them because they were afraid they had beaten him too much and he was going to die before his exocution.

He was beaten so badly his apposols couldn't recognise him. His face was "like meat."

When he was crucified he was stabbed in the side by a roman soldier. His job description meant he was trained to recognise death. (That man later converted by the way.)

They put a massive bolder in front of his tomb and placed Roman guards. But I'm sure Mary just banged clay pots together to make earthquake noises to scare the guards away. Then she opened to tomb with a fork lift powered by donkeys.

When it opened Jesus, while looking more like ground hamburger than a human, walked away with Mary. And Mary was able to help support the majority of the weight of a 200 pound man who was so injured there would have been no way he could have walked on his own.

Yes. That totally doesn't sound more rediculous than than the notion he came back from the freaking dead.
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>>16938521
>Many historians think Jesus was made up while Buddha/Siddharta was a real man
Nigga, both were real.
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>>16938535
Coolest story ever told, bro.
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>>16938336
Liar.
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Historical Jesus ? Real

Buddha ? Fake


Come on man. The solar part of chirtianity is fake. They put that in there so the pagans would be happy.
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>>16938336
Jesus never existed. He's a myth.
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>>16938336
If they have books and writings about themselves they are probably more real than the shit /x/
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Actually, He is true God and true Man, the Incarnation of the eternal Word. This is even much more interesting that your charlatan theory. Jesus Christ was not Simon Magus.
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>>16938775
Posts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVfgVnmKVAg
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>>16938336
He wasn't the messiah, he was a very naughty boy.
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>>16938336
Yeah, the thing about yeshua is that although he wasn't the son of God obviously, he was a profoundly insightful and intelligent man. He must have been incredibly gifted in some way.
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>>16938567
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heresy
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>>16938535
No grave doesn't prove the empty tomb, it's more evidence for him never existing.
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>>16938827
Jesus was always the son of God and never a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOzCMy9e5E
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>>16938521
>Many historians think Jesus was made up
Untrue.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
>There is "near universal consensus" among scholars that Jesus existed historically,[3][4][5][nb 1][nb 2][nb 3][nb 4]

>>16938856
Jesus was both fully God and fully human.
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>>16938841
Blasphemy, not heresy.
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>>16938336
good goy
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>>16939048
Doesn't matter, he never existed.
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He was a fully realized being.
Naturally those kind of people attract others like a magnet.
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>>16939101
You sound stupid.
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>>16939092
> I know better than the majority of modern academics
Okay then.
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>>16939110
Read Proving History. They know about as much as the average person knows about Jesus. The rest is just speculation.
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>>16938336
Show me an evidence that Jesus existed.
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>>16938336

That's a pretty good theory. The only problem is the Romans didn't fuck around. Ain't no fake crucifixions going down
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>>16939978
The crucifixion of Jesus never even happened.
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>>16938336
Forgetting that Jesus and Buddha are prophecied and recorded in Vedic literature and Purunas dated before they came to Earth. Thus the authority of the Bhagavad, everyone forgets they talk about using nuclear weapons prior to present day, and there are recorded activity of nuclear weapons in mohenjo daro
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>>16938521
>>16938758
>>16939048
I believe they're both real.
As far as Jesus being a god, no.
Jesus the moral spreader yes
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>>16940629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObFFFGy5sEE
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Well Jesus doesn't even have an ordinary man body, It's the body Adam would've had if he haven't fallen, a body without sin so he's a man in the sense He had all humanity inside Him.
Jesus is the LOGOS the primordial being, the One part of Trinity that was there before time and space. Jesus is the creator, the absolute God.
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And yes, Jesus did bring eastern philosophy back to where he starts off in the Bible, which explains the arguments with Him And the religious leaders at the time, who, were withholding information that would make the Bible way too real, but we have to remember the Bible has been heavily tampered with and mistranslated intentionally to hide a certain array of information

Once this information is fully spread, plus the basics of the gospel in general that is when the world will "end" which it already has begun to end, and every generation lives in the end times, from 500BC, 0 AD to present day
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>>16938521
A few historians think Jesus was made up, most recognize he and Siddharta were most likely real.
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Jesus is God... he incarnated to die as sacrifice to fulfill his own law and deliver us, his creation from the price for our disobedience

None who deny Jesus is Lord is of God.
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How do you guys feel about Phillip K. Dick and Christ being an alien plasmate that bonds to your brain?
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>>16941781
How would Phillip K. Dick be an alien plasmid and what exactly does that even entail?
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>>16938336

>with the help of his wife Mary Magdalane

Crock of shit. Jesus, like many Jews, studied in a rabbinical school at Capernaum, a place he mentions many times.

Jesus was part of the Nazaren (Eessene) tradition, who were an alternative school to the Pharisees and Sadducees.

Long story short, Rabbis were not allowed to have wives until 200 years after the death of Christ. Two, The essenes believed in stuff like ritual bathing, aestheticism, and celibacy.

Peter even preached celibacy, even though he was married.

Seriously, read a fucking history book instead of this David Icke crap, you fucking idiot.
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>>16940643
Jerk me off you fucking Christfag
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>>16941816
>my speculation is more accurate than your speculation
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>>16938817
That was a good movie.
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