Hello friends, I am a graveyard shift a security guard at an animal research facility. AMA baby.
Ever see any creepy shit? Animals moving when they shouldn't be etc.?
>>16933922
Do you think your job is paranormal?
>>16933922
do they make unusual noises when they are in heat?
I ask that you kill yourself on one of your security cameras.
>>16933922
Ever encountered anything paranormal?
>>16933928
Most of the time I'm not around any animals, let alone when "they shouldn't be moving". Which I assume is only when they're dead. I do have a pretty creepy story about that, though.
>be going through one building
>they keeps goats in a room in the back
>they usually are all sleeping, sometimes one is a jackass and keeps bleeting so they're all awake
>room that has goats in it just has a window pane to allow viewing
>doing my usual patrol
>hear goats freaking the fuck out
>not just one guy but all those fuckers are bleeting like mad
>run over to the door and look in
>fuckers are all running around their pen yelling their heads off
>I don't see anything to cause this
>I don't want to call anyone out here just because they're deciding to act like shitheads
>leave
>finish patrol, coworker goes out on patrol
>hear a call over the radio
>he found one of the goats dead in its pen
>when we talked about it he said it's head was mangled pretty badly, like someone took a hammer to it
>>16933986
That's pretty weird. Also depressing they keep all the animals like that. Why can't they treat them well?
>>16933931
Only when the ghost animals come out to play.
>>16933938
Yes. Sometimes they can say some pretty funny shit. It just depends on what genes they spliced for em.
>>16933939
Yes sir, I'll get right on that.
>>16933992
It's pretty normal. They feed the cows beef and shit too. Anything for veterinarian advancement.
>>16933998
>ghost animals
do continue, OPie
>>16934107
Well, one night when I was on patrol I heard a spooky voice behind me say "six six six" I turned around and I heard a closet door bag. So I ran over to it and opened it and a skeleton popped out.
But not just any skeleton.
A ghost animal skeleton.
>>16934411
Different anon here, on the real i cant think of a single damn question, but im dying to hear the shit youve seen. It seems almost every security gaurd at any facility has seen some obscene shit, lay it all on us OP. I wannahear it all and will be lurkin this thread.
>most lifescarring moment on the job
>most traumatic experience
>recent spoops and paranormal actovities
Thigs of that nature, these are not actual requests, just ideas of what i want to hear.
>>16934452
Hearing about them taking out the beagles' voice boxes was pretty jarring. Then there's also the waste dumpster I had the unfortunate opportunity to look in.
You don't know how badly you want to lose your lunch until you see disected cats and dogs piled on top of each other.
>>16933922
Have you ever gotten high and watched Pet Cemetery on your iphone while at work?
>>16934468
How are they legally doing this wtf are they just like defective domesticated animals that the gov. Was like yeah u can fuckin shred these puppies up
>>16934520
That would fuck me up.
>>16934528
So long as they're "humanely" treated there's nothing illegal about it. It's actually pretty normal. It's not like they disect the animals while they're still alive or anything.
