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MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT THREAD 11/4
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MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT THREAD

GUEST INFORMATION
Deborah Moffitt is the experiencer behind the acclaimed books A Deadly Haunting & Unwelcomed, which drew upon the frightening experiences she and her family endured at the hands of their unseen tormentor. Vastly intelligent and destructive, this demon wrought havoc in their lives and home, resulting in a daily battle to maintain their sanity. After 25 years Deborah decided to tell her story, detailing what went on in her family’s home during the six year nightmare in which this entity plagued them.

For these six years the Moffitt family was terrorized by a demon from the past. Claiming that Lee Moffitt was promised to him as a sacrifice hundreds of years ago, the entity had come to collect. There were no safe havens. There was nowhere to run. The Moffitt family had only one option: survive.

Art Bell is back on talk radio via Internet Streaming and On-Demand podcasts.
Listen FREE
9 pm-Midnight PT / Midnight-3am ET
Monday – Friday
At The Dark Matter Digital Network

http://tunein.com/radio/Dark-Matter-Digital-Network-s211941/

STREAM^^^^^^

CALL IN

1-952-CALL-ART
SKYPE MITD51 FOR USA
SKYPE MITD55 FOR OUTSIDE USA

who will be the first to call in and not embarrass themselves?
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haven't listened all week since the "Dead Air" bust. Has the show been any good?
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>>16933584
>which drew upon the frightening experiences she and her family endured at the hands of their unseen tormentor

Looks like another stink shitter on the ol' Art Bell show.
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>>16933595
>confirmed for wanting to get all in that moffit
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>>16933588
Nope. Pretty fucking terrible.
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anybody else here wish that malachi martin didn't get gobbled up by demons? his shows were so good
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Hmmm, I could listen to tonight's show, or watch a number of horror films with the same plot
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>>16933595
Dubious ghost stories are par for the course.

Least its not another bigfoot or EVP show.
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>>16933602
Yep, some of the best radio.

Now Art is reduced to interviewing these landwhale kooks looking for attention.
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>>16933600
Yeah. I'm not going to waste my time on Art if he's just going to put half-assed crap out there as his product.
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>>16933602
CIA did Malachi

Never forget
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first for demonik dik pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=473CVKXenCY

>demon is a he
feminist confirmed
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>>16933616
>>16933618
I wonder if one day we could schedule a /x/ group watch thread of a malachi martin show on youtube. we could shit post about the old show if we all start it at X time. it'd be better than this joke lady. what do y'all think?
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>>16933616
People always forget all the mediocre stuff in between the good shows before. They act like every show of his 10-20 years ago was incredible. It's always been hit and miss but at least enjoyable.
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>>16933634
so much this
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>>16933629
her voice is unpleasant
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>>16933633
I'm game.

Just gotta know the date of the show that we decide to stream. Gonna listen to it off my hd since I don't have internet.
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>>16933653
we'll see if there are any other takers. a mel's hole marathon would also be cool. maybe on a weekend when there is no show.
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>>16933671
lol that sync'd up perfectly with the dark matter hip hop intro and bell's bumper into
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>>16933676
Totally, man.
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405 fag reporting in
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ART HAS INSIDE INFORMATION FROM NASA

FROM INSIDE THE CIRCLES!

WHAT WILL IT BE?!

GIVE ME THE AYYLMAOS ART

GIVE ME ALL THE CHARTS
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Sounds like a very spoopy show
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Just read about this story, seems fishy to me.
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>>16933684
I think we've seen this before
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>>16933684
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Art shilling hard his website lately
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who /ayylmao/ here ?
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HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE IS NOW ON SUICIDE WATCH
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This is pretty crazy really. A giant triangle in space?
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>>16933696
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>>16933692
He's literally been doing that since the internet began.

>muh newsgroup photos
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> Do we want to make contact?

Even if we did, it would take 1,500 years before they heard us, Art.
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Listening to the first Malachi Martin interview now, this shit is pretty dank senpai. What happened?
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>Implying this data insinuates a giant triangle.

I'm a /sci/ guy here. This is what literally every absorption peak or trough looks like. I want to believe but this is not good information, Art.

Don't get me wrong- this does imply a dimming. But a triangle? Hell no. That is just childish.
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>>16933696
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>>16933692
You mean since he's had a websites in the mid 90s? And before his website his aol keyword you newfag
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>>16933710
He's been doing it with more urgency. I understand your point
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>>16933713

dude, c'mon. they're already here bro. don't play dumb. you're on /x for fuck's sake.
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I'm barely following the news roundup. Been pretty worn out lately though, so it could be that.
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>>16933718
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So who did the kgb kill?
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>>16933727
If they're already here the question is rather moot, don't you think? Contact has already been established in that case.
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>>16933719
Read the post below you, faggot.
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Wouldn't be surprised if it was Russia or the US who blew that sucker up.
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>>16933735
No you newfag, you're full of shit and proved it
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>>16933734

now you're getting it
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bomb everything
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>>16933745
I'm in
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isis assad blablabla
i want aliums
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the U.S. created isis
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>>16933752
this is a blue board, pls
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>>16933755
Okay achmed
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>>16933752

>ET whale tail
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this sounds dumb enough to be a good show
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Fucking demon is the king of procrastination...waiting centuries to collect.
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>>16933760
they also created the mujahideen, al qaeda and taliban
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>>16933776
0/10
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>>16933777
you live in a bubble
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>>16933776

sure thing alladin
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>>16933776
>implying the middle east even exists
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>>16933752
>KIC's triangle is a giant pussy
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>>16933776
>it's all someone else's fault
>we dindu nuffin

I now understand the meaning behind the term "sandniggers".
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>>16933780
You live in retardation.
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>>16933776

and aids, lifesavers, harley davidson, the booer bible, racism, irish radicals, keksburg incident, black budget nasa, warts, syphilis, imminent domain, black panthers, GWAR, ingrown toenails
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>you're not going to believe what you're about to hear
So like every other night art?
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>>16933801
>keksburg
How are there no memes of this?
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>>16933786
>Abby's hidden triangle
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Goddamn Guatemalan help.
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BIG OLD MISS MOFFIT
SAT ON HER CELL PHONE
TELLING HER TALES AWAY

ART STARTED TO SIGH
AND LISTENERS KISSED HER GOODBYE
TO HOAGLAND'S SHOW WE MUST GO
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Was excited for tonight until I realized the guest looks like your typical psychic/paranormal old woman shill.
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>>16933814
>trump was right again
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>>16933803
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>satanists monks
Okay
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Fun fact, both daughters from the original poltergeist movie died of mysterious circumstances. One at the age of 12, the other at the age of 22.
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>>16933818
>b-but ebil candle wax and feathers
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>>16933834
I bet them using real human skellingtons had something to do with the movies bad juju
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Isn't that Paranormal Activity's plot?
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>>16933834
A lot of people died who worked on that movie under mysterious circumstances
It's known as the poltergeist curse
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Art's losing his mind on the air.
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Art hearing voices? 0_o "oh dear"
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>>16933848
Was there a sound? I thought I did hear something.
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>>16933843

Yeah, didn't even know about that until about an hour ago when I happened to wiki the original poltergeist movie and noticed 75% of the cast are already dead. A bit unusual for a movie that only came out in 1982.
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>You didn't hear the voice saying "i beg your tread softly here....." ????
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Gonna be a spoopy show. We are all going to be cursed from listening to it. Art is already feeling the effects since he is talking to the spoopy hag. The rest of us will follow shortly, except me of course since I'm Nephilim.
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>>16933854
just blanked out for me
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>tapeworm larvae in brain

jesus christ i'll never un-hear this
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>obligatory- 2015 not choosing roofing based on your favorite paranormal talk show
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>>16933869

Or catching cancer from a tapeworm that got cancer first. That's no good.
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>penetrates the body up to eight inches
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>2015
>not loving your squatty potty
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Squatty potty


Holy shit
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>not loving your squatty potty
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>>16933871

I bet you could get your roof done while you go on the conspiracy cruise.
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>>16933872
http://www.livescience.com/52695-tapeworm-cancer.html

It's actually a true story. It's terrifying to think that a tapeworm inside you that gets cancer can pass it on to you. There's enough killer shit in this world. Fucking tapeworm probably came from Australia, like the rest of the evil creatures of the world.
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>I LOVE MY SCOTTY POTTY
I can't be assed, someone please pretend I just posted a pic of Scotty from Star Trek.

I guess a shoop of him on the toilet or something.
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>>16933869
>>16933872
brb taking a whole bottle of this: http://www.amazon.com/ParaZyte-Parasite-Cleanse-For-Humans/dp/B0095YM60Y
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I actually really want to buy the Seacrane wifi antenna. Anyone have one?
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>>16933881
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who /waifu/ here
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Damn Art is playing some good music tonight.
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>>16933872
>>16933881
>>16933883

>note to self: never ever eat mexico pork or vegetables again

fuck you haunted skeptic
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>>16933884
Kinda want to as well
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Love that song...
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>>16933890

Still no dancing queen tho
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>>16933882
I fucking hate that. I hate stupid little kids in commercials that are supposed to be cute

>commercial where a kid tries to pour a glass and spills a gallon all over the floor
fuck off
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>>16933881
Almonds are a good way to kill intestinal parasites.
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>>16933894
I used to fall asleep listening to it on my clock radio back in the day.
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>>16933901
What ritual do I use to activate them though?
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why are they talking about pagliacci
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Who be Paglini?
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>>16933897
They just edited out the beating the little dumbass got for it.
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>>16933908
I like my almonds raw.
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Ghost is illuminati
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>>16933919
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>>16933919
>unactivated raw almonds
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>>16933921

Ghost confirmed for Illuminated
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>>16933927
>expand this image
>"Hang underwear on a cross"

2spooky
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>>16933919

damnit, son, you've got to activate them; not play with them

anyone knows that
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>>16933935
Spoopy
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>>16933912
Evelynne Paglini, a Witch who Art Bell had on his show multiple times. Really interesting shows, and I usually don't go for that type of guest/topic.

You can listen to one of the old shows with her here: http://sitarchive.com/?p=61
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I'm spooped
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> art plays candy crush and gives props.
Hippest old dude ever.
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weegee board
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>>16933956
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>shitty health history

It's the ghosts
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>>16933965
gotta be
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>>16933965
Sounds like they were just fat.
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>the money is gone
>your friends and family are gone
>guess they only loved you for the money after all
>>16933962
Holy shit saved.
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this is pretty spoopy
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>>16933962
Would contact the dead with
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Ol tricky art bell keeping us on the edge of our seats...classic. Gotta love spoopy radio
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>talking about michelle
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>>16933989
>michelle was gone
we're not that lucky
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What ever tagged these people seriously had issues in the mortal world
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>>16933995
>>16933989

we're a jap-trap threat level orange right now
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Didn't art interview this guest on Darkmatter too?
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this ghost is a dick desu senpai
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>priest realizes they're just crazy, blesses quickly and leaves
>must have been intimidated by the ghost
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>wrote on the mirror in soap

Sound like something a living person would do desu ka
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>>16933716
go look at the Hoagland thread.. from last night .. used the same thread from Monday.

he thought some surface impression on Mars was actually a fossilized ship of some kind like an ocean liner..

it was sad and embarrassing... the way I remember feeling when my dad first started showing signs of Alzheimer's
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how has there not been an episode of Paranormal Witness about this shit yet?

also, i love that show
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Lel, a mouse.
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MOUSE ALERT

ART GONNA GET SOME DISEASE
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>mouse in Art's battlestation
>Red Alert
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MOUSE IN THE STUDIO
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Art: "I'm hearing voices."

>It's a mouse.
>Stuart Little confirmed
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What if it's another assassination attempt? Some kind of robotic or trained mouse?
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>prince sent out a ghost doppelganger to haunt this woman
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ha a mouse on his table, don't kill it Art.

My ex gf and I used to experience aportation with stuff going missing or things we didn't own showing up in weird places.
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>>16934028
HOAGIE FOR PRESIDENT. Art is a great opening act for the great hulk Hoagster.
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>mouse interruption
Neat.
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>>16934038

i dont care what anyone says; i like that movie a lot.

when i was a kid i used to pretend i was a little mouse like Jerry and i lived inside a piano and i had a little door into it and a studio apartment in the top with an anchovy tin for a bed and tables made with matchstick legs and christmas lights for lamps, and i had a tiny remote control toy car id use to get to work, etc
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>>16934050
mouse holes are so comfy
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>>16934038

Fun fact. The Stuart Little film was co-written by M. Night Shyamalan.
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She had a box of ghost knives and she threw it away? So she has no proof of any of this shit at all.
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>>16934055

I'll give her a pass on it, even thought it's probably bullshit. If shit was getting that bad, I'd probably throw away a bunch of haunted knives too. Don't want that shit levitating around my room at night while I'm asleep.
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>>16934054

I was a movie theater projectionist when that film came out and I actually knew that from watching the credits 9000 times. Good eye, anon.
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>>16934039
alien-mouse hybrid working for the NSA
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>>16934055
what was she gonna do, show you a box of knives and declare they showed up because of a ghost and that's somehow sufficient evidence?, anyone can fill a box of and claim they are "ghost knives" at that rate lol.
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What's up with all these corpses rising from the grave recently. I think mother nature is practicing her necromancy before she releases the zombie apocalypse next year.
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>>16934064
They could have been checked for fingerprints. I'm not buying it was a ghost, someone in that house was fucking crazy.
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Is Amy a text-to-speech program?
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>>16934072

Well of course they will have fingerprints on them you kek. Do you think they just materialized from the afterlife? If anything paranormal, they somewhere in the house already and the ghost moved them, even if spoopy lady didn't know they existed.
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>>16934072
it's almost always teenage girls, and i dont mean poltergeist activity.. i mean actual teenage girls trying to get back at mom and dad for whatever reason but fucking shit up and pretending "hurr durr gahoss, mom!"
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i cringe at hotel radio too guy
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>>16934064
They could be checked for torsion wave emmisions.
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>>16934075
clearly
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I wouldn't mind the news drops as much if Amy's didn't use that unbearable news anchor voice.

No human naturally talks like that, the cadence is unnatural and grating.
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>>16934064
She could have sold them at a yard sale or flea market.
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>>16934084
not if the wine was prepared before its time they couldn't.
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Dannon makes CD players now?
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That is freaky.
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Ghost mouse
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How many holes do you think Art put in his wall shooting at the mouse?
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GUYS WAIT! What if mouse is a CIA plant. Remember the shooting at Art's place like 2 weeks ago? IT WAS THE FUCKING ROBOT MOUSE WITH A GUN MOUNT THAT COMES OUT FROM ITS BACK. MOUSE IS CIA PLANT! FUCKING CONFIRMED HAPPENING!!!
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>>16934098
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>the masturbathroom
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Watch out for that Hanta Virus Art..
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>>16934100
nonono the "mouse" was actually what was shot from the gun, it's a robotic sniper bullet spy mouse that they shot into his house to gather surveillance.
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>post yfw you see this lady shouting at demons in her home- ordering demons to stay away from her mother in law named lee
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>>16934100
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WHY U NO PUT CAMERA IN BATHROOM????

i call bullshit
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>mr entity

why didn't this bitch call an exorcist
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>>16934109
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>>16934112
watch your pronouns lady- the entity was brave and stunning
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>>16934112
Why get an exorcist when you can get a sitcom?
>A GHOST IS A GHOST OF COURSE OF COURSE
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>TAKE THESE PICTURES NOW THROW THEM AWAY

top fucking kek
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200 PICTURES
0
0

P
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S
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>her husband is a hoarder

is anyone here shocked this occured in one of those a&e hoarder homes?
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OVER 100 PITCHERS
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>>16934093
>implying the ghost would be caught dead drinking wine with a pleb like her
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I SAID I'M SORRY DEMON
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPOOK YOUUUU
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
BUT TONIGHT
I'M CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET
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>>16934117
Id watch that.
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>>16934119
over 100
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>ghost impaled her dog

what the fuck man
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Mr entity killed our mouse
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>Chuck Moses

sounds like a pharaoh's name
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>>16934099
He uses pepper spray for enemy noncombatants.
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ANCIENT EVIL DEMONS
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Has anyone posted the images yet?
>Photo 1: This bed was still moving when this photo was taken.
It doesn't look in motion to me.
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>>16934100

So it begins...
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BELLGAB 4 LIFE! AND HOAGIE SUCKS
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>>16934144
bellgab is full homo.
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>>16934144

/x/ is a no bully zone and hoagie is a saint
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>>16934136
The worst kind of evil demons.
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>>16934129

Pretty sure Art stifled a laugh when she said that lol.

Thought I think she meant that the dog wasn't impaled but pulled through an impossibly small gap and left there stuck halfway through.
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>>16934149
Bellgab is only for intelligent posters. And hoagie sucks
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>>16934142
nice

should be the thread theme tomorrow
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>>16934138
That fan is in a perfect position to block whatever it is she used to raise that bed off the floor.
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>>16934155
>intelligent posters
>paranormal forum

pick one
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>>16934157
I too have used a carjack to prop my bed up
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>>16933584

Why didn't they leave? Did I miss something?
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>>16934155
>intelligent posters

This is what they actually believe.
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So if the "entity" was writing on the mirrors and sticking knives in the walls, did everyone just forget to take a shit ton of pictures?
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>>16934157
Hey wait a minute! Yeah!

>>16934138
What's that white thing on the other side of the fan?
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>>16934155
So you can leave then.
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>>16934142

Spoiler: They both have guns.
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>>16934168
There are shit tons of pictures, of dubious quality.
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>>16934142
>>16934176
The clincher: Does Art have his moustache?
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>tfw the mouse is philipeno and art fucks it
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>>16934168
>>16934168
some guy told her to take tons of pictures, which she did, but then another guy told her to destroy them all. 200 pitchers are all that remains
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>>16934168

She said like 10 minutes ago that they took over a thousand pictures but that paranormal folks always told them to toss them out because they kept the spirit in the house.

Supposedly her dead husband had secretly saved about 200 of them, and she found them after he died. Those are some of the pics in her 2nd book.

We listening to the same show?
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>>16934144
>>16934155
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>conspiracy cruise
>SS Ruby Princess
>Jack Ruby shot Kennady
>land whales at sea
>buffets
>????
>cringe for the rest of your life
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>lumen photon therapy

Anyone bought this tight shit yet? Healed my hiv.
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>>16934188

Isn't it like 2-grand a session. I don't have that type of money to blow on it. I doubt my obamacare covers that shit either.
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>>16934188
I bet it cures cancer and brings your childhood pets back from the dead too
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Fuck that Paglini bitch, she was a fucking joke
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>>16934196
No idea man, lol

Will probably end up giving you cancer in the end anyways

http://www.lumenphoton.com/

Jesus Christ look at this gimmicky garbage
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>protects us
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>>16934204
>>16934199
>>16934196


>shop by price
>0.00$-1159.00$
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>>16934204

It's worse than I expected
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>>16934204

Could have at least created a website that doesn't look it was created in 2001 and hosted on Geocities.
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Is that how you pronounce shaman?

Shay man?

I say "Shaw man".

fml
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>>16934212
They must be paying Artie well. Lol. At least they know their audience. The only people retarded enough to spend money on this are people that believe in hollow earth/flat earth tier shit.
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>>16934216
Either work
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>>16934216
It's supposed to be like "shah-min"
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>>16934204
I was expecting a tanning bed or something
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>>16934213
>>16934212
In the product description it says

>you can't even see the lights when they're on because they're infrared, but we promise this shit actually works.

I mean I understand we can't see the infrared spectrums the holy fuck this is insulting to my intelligence. Fedora not included.
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don't go into the light
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>>16934226

I could have swore people already tried this colored light shit back in like the 50's or 70's. I'm sure there is more "science" behind this lumen stuff but I can't believe people fall for the same con twice. They are probably just praying upon desperate people.
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>>16934225
Fuckin eh right? When my kid was born he had a high billiruben count, so we had to keep a UV blanket on him to prevent jaundice. That I understand the science behind. This shit? Fucking retarded.

Which reminds me....

Cowfarmer, are you here? Give me a damn good call and I'll give you the best pic. Sorry I've been gone for a couple shows, been binging on Ray Donovan and working doubles.
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>>16934234

Don't underestimate the power of the placebo effect.
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Inb4 tranny in japan calls
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>>16934216
Personally I prefer witch doctor.
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>>16934234
Probably. Pain can drive people to illogical decisions.
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>>16934235
i'm a girl btw
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>>16934239
It takes a spook to deal with a spook.
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>>16934245
Nah it's the wife breh

Dude was calling in with the same "cow is dying in the barn what witchcraft can I use to keep it alive" narrative for like three days that was epic and kept me rolling. Was rewarding with ass pics.
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>blackness went after her and chased her
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>>16934259
Is that Michelle Obama?
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>>16934259
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