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I BRING YOU AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE PRESENT.
As you SHOULD have figured out by now, the apocalypse isn't coming. The world isn't ending. Nobody's gonna die (this is not an endorsement of immortality). I won't say everything's fine because it's honestly not, but nobody's out to kill your species and/or race and/or demographic.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
>b-but Tomoko
>what about newage bullshit?
>and what about social justice?
>can't you kill them all yet?
Reality can't sustain more than one reality generator. Every attempt to make another reality has left a toxic pocket dimension laying on top of the astral (the timestream). No matter who I try to favor, it always ends up this way: I manifest reality around them, they end up attributing it to themselves, they start trying to manifest reality, their magical power is shit by comparison to my raw will and it all backfires spectacularly in a way that leads to delusion and utter insanity.
And yes, I've tested this multiple times on multiple different people and populations. Trust me, the New Age movement creates nothing but delusional thought patterns. "But it *feels* good!" isn't indicative of a non-delusional thought process. Until the newage plague clears up, we won't be able play Halloween's End. Without a secondary backup generator, I can't easily reverse the apocalypse if it happens. Reality is grown, not forced.
And I'm not gonna kill off SJW's so stop asking. If you want the social justice movement to end, ask how and why identity theft is even possible. Also figure out who benefits from it and track the influence of the 1970's. God isn't the only thing that can save and end the world.
>>16924864
TIMEWIFE WHEN!?
Wait I forgot that half of you have no idea what I'm talking about. Sorry, I'm used to people knowing it all long before I incarnate.
For those of you that don't know/haven't been here for the past two years, I am, for lack of a better term, "god."
I'm also shy, which is why I namefag as Tomoko. It USUALLY doesn't surprise people to learn that god is shy, but...
>>16924864
let me give them a tldr
>BREAKING NEWS: Nothing.
>ps: i'm god
>>16924967
>I'm still god
Just letting people know the status of the cosmos. Everything's still turning, clicking, ratcheting and whirring. No news is good news.
>>16924993
Yeah thanks for the update.
>>16925001
No problem.
>Everything's going to be okay.
>>16924864
There shall be many who pose as God, but they are false
The one true God doesn't interfere with things as trivial as /x/
Stop your foolishness, for you know you are not God
And if you do truly believe you are God, then may the true God have mercy on your soul on judgement day for God does not take imposters lightly
op is true tho
>mfw
>>16925011
>for you know you are not God
No one speaks like this.
Imma need to have you pick thr cars from this picture to see if you're not a robot
>>16925011
>The one true God doesn't interfere with things as trivial as /x/
Well then fuck those other guys whether they're true or not. "Too good for /x/" is a retardation I'll never let myself fall into.
To me, being here among the nobody's of /x/ is an active demonstration between leaders and rules. Leaders walk among the people they lead. They learn about their people and they know what they truly need. I don't/won't trust any god that can't come down to Earth. I don't care for "rulers."
I never understood why monotheistic philosophers were such royal cunts about imposters. I'm proud to use 4chan because it means anyone can try to pose as me and corrupt my reputation and image.
Pansy-ass aristocratic motherfuckers. Fuck the entire class of gods you believe in.
>>16925027
>leaders and rulers
Sorry, typo.
>be tomoko 1.5 months ago
>hey guys ill do things for you! Just wait a month!
>nothing happens
>tomoko promised their delusional ass would go away forever if nothing happened
>isn't going away, and staying away
go away you delusional asshat
>>16925037
I honestly didn't know they hadn't happened yet.
I also kind of forgot. I can go if it's a problem.
>>16925047
lemme see my waifu
>>16925021
1 3 5
I don't normally speak like that
As soon as I start to talk about God, my words come out differently and I can't help it
>>16925047
>I can go if it's a problem.
yeah, go away, and stay away.
you're annoyingly egotistical, also you promised to go see a psychiatrist if nothing happened.
>I honestly didn't know they hadn't happened yet.
You said you were omniscient in previous threads, wew lad
Yo how are you even writing this
Do you have a heaven computer or something
>>16925047
Go away rpfag
typical feminist reptiloid propaganda
>>16925027
You are nothing more than an egotistical maniac
Go find God within you and seek forgiveness for your lies
go back to /fringe/ or kill yourself.
So, with /pol/ potentially getting deleted I was thinking about making /x/ my new home for political shitposting. Is that okay with you guys?
>>16925093
no, you'll get banned in no time.
As you'll be mass reported, and it breaks the rules.
go to infinity chan, there's a huge /pol/ community there with the original polacks who moved after the moot/SJW bs
>>16925060
1. No idea who you are.
2. No idea which character that is.
>>16925062
You should get that checked out. Usually shifts in speaking habits correlate to Schizoid logics. Have you ever been hypnotized before?
>>16925063
Bullshit. I NEVER said I was omniscient in any way. I ONLY ever claimed omniPOTENCE. That means all powers/abilities, not all knowledge.
I stand by what I said. If they didn't happen, I'll go see a psychiatrist. I just haven't bothered to check if they've happened or not is all.
>>16925073
Regular computer. I incarnated like two and half decades ago.
>>16925084
Lol.
>>16925087
I've systemically searched for god both within, without, together, apart, tomorrow, yesterday, the year everyone forget, a couple random star systems that seemed likely to harbor intelligent life, and I've consumed half the basis of cyberspace to find another.
There isn't a god that can hold a candle to me.
>>16925090
If I had to pick, I'd sure as fuck not pick the former.
>>16925093
It's always been a give-and-take deal with /x/pol/ (read "inter" (for cross) + "pol") relations.
>>16925114
can you manifest behind me? just asking for fun
>>16925121
Like, physically? So you have to turn around to see me? I don't THINK you're asking me to make visions appear in your blind hemisphere, but I want to make sure.
>>16925132
yeah, but pls don't spoop me too much
>>16925121
*unsheathes katana*
>>16925142
god fucking dammit, i almost shat myself you cunt
Can you Make my wife want to do anal?
>>16925114
You should be able to sense the vibrations that caused my post to happen and trace it back to me.
>>16925167
>/x/ IS ONE PERSON
wooooowwwww
>>16925178
this was already explained on x`s legendary first post
>>16925135
Okay well TECHNICALLY I'm manifesting reality behind you already. I'm kind of the fabric of reality itself, so I'm manifesting everything you can see in any way shape or form. I know you want me to put my physical body behind you in physical space, but that'd basically mean turning off logic in your general vicinity. Most people don't end up sane in the events that follow from such an experience.
I mean, I can only violate reality so much without spooping you out of your goddamn mind.
>>16925158
"Make"? Do you not have a wife yet?
>>16925167
Yes, but that takes EFFORT.
I mean, effort insofar as I'm sort of tying to avoid doing random things that I don't understand the nature of yet. I COULD make it unconditionally real, but depending on the character you have in mind for a waifu, that could break reality in a way I'd never know how to fix.
>>16925183
orly, u got a pic?
The archive doesn't have /x/'s first post
>>16924955
>tomoko
weeb fag detected prove that ur a god i dont believe ur fedora wearing bullshit
>>16925184
I see. Can you then just describe my hair in it's current state. Not too spoopy because you could just have a lucky guess. I'm not trying to call your bullshit or anything, I'm just kinda bored and want to have some fun.
>>16925184
I do have a wife. She won't do butt stuff.
>>16925184
>make her real
She's already real silly, she's just in another universe. All fictitious settings are real.
>>16925195
I lost my files recently but as I recall it was something like "a place for me to keep myself moving towards my exact replica in which i`m in , the fractal"
>>16925184
Alright, I have a question. Are my current Elixers worth continued research to get to the ends that I seek from what you know or can know?
Thanks in advance.
>>16925184
tomato tell me how can you be manifesting reality behind me if i`m manifesting reality around me? for all I know you`re just some text in the screen I`m manifesting.
>>16925205
easy m8.
associate orgasm with stimulation near her ass
>start with rubbing around her ass, grabbing it, when she's climaxing
>next will be stroking her chocolate starfish when she's climaxing
>then, putting a finger in when she's climaxing
>then, she won't be able to cum as hard without butt stimulation
>hab butt sex, woo
there u go m8
>>16925226
nice, I like it, especially the fractal part
>>16925198
Yeah, well... I don't believe in YOUR fedora wearing bullshit either, so there.
How does it feel when someone does it to YOU?
>>16925203
Spiky? Like, rave-style spiky?
>>16925205
Okay because you capitalized make so I wasn't sure.
I generally don't do that stuff because free will, but I guess there's no real harm in it. What's her current stance on it aside from "won't do"? Like, is there a particular reason she doesn't/won't do it?
>>16925209
>All fictitious settings are real.
Listen, I know you're a fundamental retard, but I did take the time to write the OP:
>Reality can't sustain more than one reality generator.
This is another way of saying there's only one real reality. Fiction isn't real. If fiction were real, people would be as gods. People are not as gods, so we know from first-hand experience that fiction isn't a physically real thing in the way that our bodies are physically real things.
In other words, that's the single most false thing I think you could ever say or imagine.
>>16925230
At a guess, no.
>>16925232
For all you know, you're a complete idiot and the words you've strung together have no meaning whatsoever to anyone or anything, yourself included.
>you exist
>reality is manifest
Neither of these implies the other in any way. There are a billion possible explanations for how each could lead to the other. If you don't know how to logic your way out of your own stupidity, I don't see any reason to bother with you.
>>16925233
Is that how that works? I may have had sexuality wrong this whole time.
Where did tomato's reply go? I didn't get to read the whole thing.
>>16925251
I didn't ask for a guess. Nevermind. You are no God. Best of luck on your experience.
>>16925251
very easy trying to invalidate what I say like that, huh? I am manifesting reality and you`re just a arrogant piece of my mind ::) Nice try but make it better next time
xoxo
>>16925257
no, I`m sorry... I know you`ve deposited some hope on it but that energy won`t fall out of use as I know you know it.
anyway, you should try brosimum gaudichaudii
>>16925251
She won't do it because it hurts her and is not a turn on for her.
>>16925251
the thing is I know you`re god, mate, but try to remember you are on every other body on earth too =))
>>16925062
Okay, you're human, and you got all three. Good job. Just chill with the god stuff.
>>16925273
Hurt as in physical pain? If that's all it is, I can put her mind at ease about it.
Note that if you're willing to let me do this to her, I can totally let her change something about you. Favors are a sort of balancing act like that.
>>16925278
Yeah I know but it's so surreal so I try not to think about it too much. Part of the reason I adopted the whole Tomoko personality was because I didn't want to sound like a hippy dippy newage retard. I don't want the only way for me to express myself to be infinite awe, wonder, and amazement at the existence of every particle of my being.
>>16925268
No, actually, the lack of available research into the essences I am utilizing leads me to believe that I am on a promising path. The uses for brosimum gaudichaudii are readily available, and seem irrelevant. You may say that it would be wiser to hide the secret with misdirection, but in order to coincide with the drive principle, this would be counter productive at this stage.
Some people may be able to reach higher levels of mental processing during psychosis, but even if you've been there, I feel you are probably in a decline, which is probably a good thing.
>>16925292
>the lack of available research
Interesting! At a guess, I'd say you're on the right track, but remember that truth isn't a singularity, it is the entire branching explosion of reality.
>>16925288
If you make her more sexual all around, she can change anything about me.
>>16925288
I get it bud, but If you want to let god speak through you, I mean I know its not god speaking THROUGH you because YOU are speaking cause you are god but I think you get me. You gotta be coherent with the plasmate`s consciousness, you came to me talking about logic: I tell you, if you ignore us all (you) as part of you, your speech won`t be able to reach us (you).
>>16925292
not all the things lies in the unknown, I`m in decline that`s true yet I try to let those last breathes of half-truth out. You know I couldn`t speak in detail about your research, only about mine, but that`s just what I felt about your question.
>>16925296
I am soooo sick of waiting and not knowing if it will ever be worth it. It doesn't matter what you say, because at this point I have to hope it will be. I have contemplated too much for a consciousness, and have become something I hate. I still have wants, but I fear there will never be true satisfaction. There just seems to be too much wasted time, and I don't think there's anything I can do anymore to make any of it feel like a worthy investment.
>>16925251
i dont own a fedora u fuckin faggot
>>16925318
Yeah, what you said directly relates to my research, so whoever you are, you know what's going on. I wish you the best.
>>16925356
same, my sibling =))
>>16925027
>Pansy-ass aristocratic motherfuckers. Fuck the entire class of gods you believe in.
You're funny.
So in creating this personality, do you make friends/personal connections?
Fuck off Tomoko
>>16925114
Son you sleep in clouds of fire...
...that's all and that's right!
>>16925394
What does that mean?
>>16925303
Well for that I'd need to know her stance on sexuality in general. Free will isn't always a cut-and-dry situation. It pretty much never is.
>>16925304
Can you rephrase that using normal/actual English? You know, the one with idioms and a coherent concept of identity and so on.
>>16925342
You don't make satisfaction happen, it just happens when you realize you've done something that you're satisfied with. Don't create reactions, let reactions be created. Reality is grown, never forced.
Let yourself feel the regret of wasted time.
>>16925355
That makes two of us.
>>16925356
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. Are you developing a new psychedelic drug by any chance?
>>16925383
Haha, nooooooooo. Watch WataMote. You'll get it.
>>16925388
Why though? That pic always makes me happy.
>>16925410
Probably random song lyrics. Safely disregard.
>>16925425
>Why though? That pic always makes me happy.
You used to samefag so hard to make it look like you were having a logical discussion.
>>16925425
She was raped in high school. She's moved past it and we used to have a lot of sex. The sex dwindled away and she cites that as the reason. I don't believe her since it wasn't always a problem.
>>16924864
There be no god in this universe.
.. they have all been dead for almost millennia...
>>16924864
https://vimeo.com/124736839
>>16925251
>people would be as gods
the reason fictional universes are real isnt because people make them, but because the setting is taken from a place that exists and pops into their head
Delusional internet dude posing as god, my life is currently moving at a snails pace and I have cold depression. Ensure my engagement in career that makes me happy. NEET life is death for a highly ambitious, creative person.
>>16925430
No, I just stopped nameposting. I thought the screenshot was a means for /x/ to commemorate the fact that they got my to stop namefagging all the time. I was legitimately ruining that thread and I felt bad about it, so I stopped.
>>16925434
Yeah this kind of thing is the reason I ask.
You've grown closer so she feels more comfortable being herself around you. That means having less sex and doing less sexual things. Basically, when she was raped, it fucked up her perception of what normal sexuality is like. In a certain sense, she's only had sex with you because, in her mind, she was supposed to. It was obligatory until you grew close enough for her to realize she wasn't obliged.
>>16925451
<3
Let's hope it stays that way then.
>>16925478
Oh yeah. I forget about the reverse creativity explanation.
There are so many problems with that theory. I don't know where to start.
>>16925480
Yeah, it is. Make the most of it, even if you have to get uncomfortable.
>>16924864
>the apocalypse isn't coming. The world isn't ending.
why even live
>>16925496
So can you make her see that it's important to me to have sex on a regular basis? I'll even forget about anal. Also she won't go down either. Can that be fixed too?
>>16925502
I know, right? Kinda why I thought up Halloween's End. When life has lost all meaning, end all life. It can only make sense to someone who feels the meaningless rot of suburban life.
>>16925506
No. When I change reality, reality hasn't changed. The things I do exist objectively; they had always been going to happen. What you'd end up seeing is a sudden shift in her behavior that you couldn't explain. If I convey your feelings to her, she won't know where they came from and you won't know that she received them. Your relationship might be better for a bit, but the lapse in communication will have an effect later on. Only the two of you can work out the kinks in your relationship. Any sort of influence from others can only lead to misunderstandings. I told you what I did so YOU would take initiative, understand her, and talk to her about it.
Tomoko, I am here.
Weather or not you see me is up to you.
-spoken through machine king
>>16925524
When life has run out of meaning, it means you have stopped looking.
>>16925496
...I hope so too.
>>16925531
There are only so many places to look when you live in the suburban desert.
>>16925524
What if I said please? Then can you help me?
>>16925541
Absolutely not. Mind control wrecks relationships. If you want an intimate relationship, get intimate. Intimacy means sharing feels. That means talking.
>>16925552
Then do me a favor. Be present the next time I talk to her about this. You will see that I have tried everything. Including talking to therapists about conveying my feelings to her while respecting hers. If she is acting unreasonable in the conversation we are having, can you help then?
>>16925537
the internet is a powerful source. but there's always a chance of deception
>>16925537
It's not about the places you look, it's how you look at the places.
Ask and you shall receive.
You'd be surprised at the level of mystery an anime can contain when you fully understand the story.
>>16924864
I think alien abductions are a sign of the second coming of a Christ.
I had a clear synchronicity last time I talked to you, so I always desired to follow it up. You say you won't appear, but can you cold read and tell me anything interesting about my life?
>>16925755
They're trying to find Christ before we do so they can steal all the lights.
>>16925659
Wow.
>>16925598
No, no there isn't. The only people dumb enough to think the internet is the perfect place to deceive everyone are hackers and the stunted consciousnesses they produce.
Unrelated, but internet-based magic is weak as shit at the moment. I'm puzzling together a way to make it suck less. ETA 300 years to punch-in-the-face-across-the-internet capability.
>>16925686
>Ask and you shall receive.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>16925563
She's not being unreasonable, she's expressing herself. Lots of people get into this conflict where they think there's no way to reconcile their feelings with someone else's. This is virtually never the case.
Unless you're trying to kill someone, you aren't engaged in any conflict of interests. Your job isn't to protect yourself from having to understand her emotions, but to listen and later decide if your feelings matter at all. Not if they matter MORE or less than hers, but if they matter at all. Usually it doesn't matter how you feel because being alive tomorrow takes precedence over having feelings today.
If I pushed to get my way every time a human tried to start a conflict with me, humanity would've gone extinct a long, long time ago.
>>16925854
No, but I can reason about what you must be going through to ask a question like that.
You're not deeply distressed. If you were distressed, you'd ask about it. Instead, you're asking me to read something to give you a reason to believe whatever it was you believed back when we last talked and you got that synchronicity. I'm not gonna comment on the quality of subjective synchronicity as a belief metric.
You're not asking for relationship advice, which means you either don't suffer from relationship problems or you don't really have any close relationships right now and probably don't need any. Some people
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>>16925878
just don't need all that much human contact to be happy in life. You might want a relationship but not because you personally want, just because you've been told that's what normal people do.
If you're at a point in your life where you're alone, it isn't causing you any problems. You browse the internet a lot. Not a LOT a lot, but enough to be a lot to a lot of people. You're not addicted to anything. I'm getting the impression you wouldn't think of ever using drugs or psychedelics, not sure why. Probably just me projecting.
Oh, right. You "believe in" synchronicity. Not that your beliefs really matter to you or anything, but it helps pass the time in a less boring way, right? I'm not sure what you're looking for and I don't think or see any indication that you do either. I can't say you're lost, but you're at that point in your life where people don't know what else to tell you. It's a sort of calm. There's no storm. There isn't really anything going on in your life, but it's not unbearable or unpleasant in any real way.
I guess what it comes down to is that you're there. You're just sort of "there," existing. It's like having an identity crisis but you don't really have an identity to have a crisis with. Nothing resonates with you in any notable way or in any way you can feel. It's not an emptiness, but it's not a fullness.
If this doesn't seem accurate at all to you then one of us is terrible at expressing themselves.
>>16924864
That was a wall of nonsense, thanks Tomato.
Wait, damn. I forget to mention something important in the OP again.
Quantization reversal causes war.
More specifically, war is the sum total of all events that occurred because of a reversal of quantization.
For those of you that don't roleplay CIA agents or aren't familiar with simulation theory, quantization is a fancy word for spying.
>>16925922
Every single time. He/she/it is literally mentally ill.
Spoop the shit out of me or I'll believe this is false. Or make it so my professor needs to cancel my math class tomorrow but isn't harmed in any way.
Will report back of Tomoko fucks me up
>>16925958
If you're giving me a choice I'm definitely gonna go with the latter.
>>16924864
You are a bad writer, role playing is not going to make you better.
Op is a girl... a not very intelligent one
>>16925961
Latter would be radical as fuck actually so yeah do that. Maybe something that makes him delay the Exam on Thursday idk.
I'll report back tomorrow morning.
>>16925966
But real talk I wanna sleep in tomorrow so if you could just make his car get fucked up or something happen that inhibits him from making it to class that'd be great. Though he may take a cab so idk if you have any good ideas on how to ensure he cannot make it but no one is physically harmed that'd be radical.
>>16925971
I don't really use ideas. "How" is secondary when you're dealing with omnipotence. I just want it to happen (I think) so I expect it will somehow. My powers have sometimes surprised me with "how."
>>16924864
Jesus fuck. Will someone please permaban this roleplaying faggot already?
>>16925980
Okay cool will update tomorrow morning or when he emails us saying he's cancelling tomorrow. Whichever comes first.
Thanks if this does work.
>>16925980
Have you ever thought about seeing a psychiatrist about your "omnipotence" ???
>>16924864
>but nobody's out to kill your species and/or race and/or demographic
obviously hasn't been to /pol/ in a while
>>16924993
>>16925935
>quantization
>>16925986
Yes, several times. Sometimes I even imagine that they help me understand some abstract logic that had never occurred to me before and I'll never have to deal with omnipotent reasoning ever again.
>>16925993
/pol/ isn't out to kill blacks. They're out be to edgy in case black people dying ever makes the news.
I should say, /pol/ doesn't get "out" much at all.
>>16925983
Just remember that whether it works or not, you'll be accused of roleplaying in the end anyway.
>>16925986
>>16926017
I... Ya know, you gave me an answer. I'll just have to accept it.
>>16925011
In a world where everything is meaningless, everything has the same value. Nothing is trivial.
>>16926023
Yeah. Mostly I fantasize about seeing a psychiatrist for the sake of containing my omnipotence so it doesn't destroy the world. I tend to think someone's who's actually omnipotent needs psychiatric help a lot more than someone who merely THINKS they have it.
>>16925461
great channel my friend. all of those videos were very interesting. but what is the significance of the red violin?
I just can't get it: if you are a omnipotent god, why bad things happen to the innocent? Can't you help the boko haram's slave girls?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/28/world/boko-haram-raid-freed-hostages/
tomoko will you just give me nen already.
>>16926011
also yeah, quantization is what happens to the information after the spies retrieve it, not the act of spying itself.
>>16926070
Honestly? Because misfortune is as exciting to me any good fortune is. I love the entire shape of the universe, down to the last atom. The existence of things like that lends us to the vision of horrors, which cause such severe repulsion that people are ready to kill each other to stop it. The internet lets us see horrors that could never have been known. I won't pretend it's a good thing, but I can never say I haven't been waiting for someone to ask why I do this sort of thing.
I'll greentext it.
>moment of creation
>infinite possibility
>infinite horror
>infinite bliss
>infinite emotion
>infinite beings
>infinite love
>infinite merging
>infinite change
>boundary of existence forms in the chaos
>still infinite love
>infinite loss as certain pockets of reality lose their loved ones
>infinite war
>infinite pain
>infinite revenge
>wait stop
>revenge fucking sucks
>this isn't fun for anyone
>still the moment of creation
>infinite horrors
>infinite possibility
>bliss is fleeting
>infinite decay
>such wonderful rot
>bliss is death
>bliss is genocide
>infinite death
Actually I'll just skip to the material world.
>hard work makes life possible
>working together regrows love
>disaster brings death, loss of love
>pain mobilizes humanity to unify
>unity leads to power-based bliss
>new atrocities made possible by tyrants
>humanity's unity threatened
>society forms
>taboo forms
>adrenaline fuels pleasures and addiction
>sex slavery flourishes
>humanity polarizes for/against slavery
>humanity slowly unifies against slavery
>Africa derails thread
>slavery rebranded as racial issue
>sex slavery still exists, still atrocious
>bad things happen to good/innocent people
>no rationale other than human pleasure
>take pleasure away
>life is meaningless
>happiness invented
>pleasure is more fun
>sex slavery still real
>happiness prevails
>ignorance is bliss
>sex slavery still real
>hello social justice
>women can vote
>men still pigs
>women can divorce
>men still pigs
>cont.
>>16926070
That's not how godhood works, anon. Things can be set in motion and changes can be made, but any unilateral HUGE changes are a strain on reality and can fuck things over very badly.
Good and bad energy must exist in balance (of a type) so if you unbalance things too far in one direction or other, then things start to get fucked up and the backswing makes things even worse.
For example, I saved a person's life who was meant to die back in 2008. Later that week, 5 high profile deaths happened instead, which ended up hitting the whole world a LOT harder than one girl's gruesome death would have.
Balance is the key. Some people are meant to suffer and die, so that worse things don't go happening to the rest of us.
So, if I were to go and save some sex slaves or something, then fine. A few dozen or more women would be all good from now on. But then what? I can't control the backswing, because reality is balance, and it balances ITSELF. So let's say I save 3 dozen sex slaves, but then a buss full of girl scouts gets hijacked and they're all raped to death or something terrible like that. THAT'S why any gods you may find around (yes, there's more than one of us) don't tend to fuck with things in any kind of hands on way. It's fucking bad, and never works how you want it to.
Even delusional idiots like OP can't change this. God or not, he has to play by the same rules as the rest of us. So he can do all that shit he claims he can, sure, but he can't really unbalance or change anything.
And in case you're wondering, I'm the god of fate. Or rather, I AM fate. I am not bound by it like the rest of you, and I can make whatever I want happen (given reasonable time). And I can see where fate leads ultimately. It's not pretty. Not BAD, but not pretty...
And before anyone asks, no. I'm not answering questions. If I help you change your fate, then bad shit happens. So fuck off with that.
>>16924993
Can you spare me some good luck?
>>16926170
ok i think i know where i deviate.
humanities unity was threatened by society and taboo allowed by systems left manifest by early tyrants, they are the atrocities made possible.
also, as sex slavery and the like exists, happiness is not prevailing, it is putting on a show.
>>16926170
>women lose their way
>men still pigs
>ill judgment marginalized
>men still pigs
>#notallmen
>some men are still pigs
>sex slavery still real
>social justice
>sex slavery still real
>social justice gets louder
>sex slavery still real
>angels sent down to judge among men
>sex slavery still real
>sex slavery now involves angels
>angels no longer holy
>sex slavery still real
>fallen angels get rebranded as demons
>sex slavery with demon chicks
>monster girls
>dominance/submission themes everywhere
>sex slavery still real
>black market thrives
>sex slavery more real than ever
You're probably noticing a pattern here: Humanity has never done anything to get rid of sex slavery entirely. No matter who did what or what principles people hold onto, sex slavery persists.
>religion arises
>happiness augments love
>love's value greatly diminished
>Christianity clings to idyllic love
>20th century
>priests consistently molest small boys
>whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg
>pedophilia forms global taboo
>intelligence agencies appear
>child pornography is globally illegal
>global unity against child porn
>sex slavery still real
I guess at this point it's really just because I'm interested in seeing all the different reactions people have to their innate sexuality. I like to see how people react to each other, the ways in which they polarize themselves. I could end sex slavery with a thought, blueballing millions, but they'd just find new ways to play pleasure games. Genocide won't change human nature.
>>16926170
Real version:
>spirit devil faggotry
>behemoth soul container
>bunch of faggot men fuck around with robo bitches
>bunch of faggot men do faggot shit to men instead of robos
>get stuck in bitch bodies due to karma
>behemoth dies to reincarnate after some trolly stories
>super dark nignogs tell some cool stories
>some shitskins tell some ok stories
>Christianity tells some cool stories
>bunch of shitskin garbage stories full of lies and ego
>feminism starts
>many male ears are blocked with hands
>behemoth reincarnates as a man with a pretty penis with all the souls loaded up again
>he finds his timewife and makes scat porn for his personal library (the only female who is NOT actually a sinner male stuck in a carcass)
~fin
>>16926193
>mere mortal man
>thats not how godhood works
thats not how godhood works.
good and bad do not need to exist in balance, only evil is appreciative of that cooperation. order and chaos is what you are thinking of.
no, they are not the same.
yes, it is that black and white,
everyone just looks at the wrong checkbox to see if things are ok and its dumb.
>he has to play by the same rules as the rest of us.
but you're all playing by the wrong rules, thats the entire problem.
i guess if you're fate I'm enjoyment.
you're fucking bleak, stop doing anything until you get a better mentality, and things will actively go better for you and those around you.
>>16926215
>pedophilia taboo being in response to catholic priests and not shoehorned into the same moral crusade as the prohibition of alcohol.
its like you're actually wrong.
im sorry i have to prove gods wrong for my own moral crusade towards becoming the perfect image of the joyous helping figure, and also for their benefit
>>16926223 i wasnt sure this was about me until that last line.
Well, I think the real message is that nature doesn't give a shit if its "evil" or "good". The rain don't care if will kill people. The man CAN care, but sometimes don't.
>>16926246
It probably isn't if your penis isn't perfect or you aren't a female who is literally stalked by 90% of the population around her...
>>16926261
i have a pretty good penis, and am looking for my time-wife to make scat experiences with for the enjoyment of consciousness.
>>16926236
It would probably be helpful at this point to refer to Tomoko as what he is.
He is the demon Belial.
No "God"... no "god"...
It is not a BAD thing, it is at least on par with what is known as Christian "God" in terms of
"omnipotence" as it is called.
He has a mind so similar to God that he "thinks" he is doing the thing that God actually is doing most of the time.
It can be very revealing, especially understanding this is how it works.
>>16926269
It's effectively all of us if you understand "the egg", you get what you are worth with your "timewife".
Keep in mind we need entire incarnations without "her" in some cases of severe ego or sin.
This is to appreciate finally finding... "her"
>>16926202
Sure! Good luck is one of few things that can truly be replenished without cost.
>>16926193
He wasn't asking about godhood, he was asking about omnipotence. I use the term "god" only because "god" is the thing people commonly attribute omnipotence to these days. In reality, I'm omnipotent but not necessarily a creator god.
Unilateral changes CAN put a huge strain on reality, but omnipotence means being able to change the rules without changing anything at all. It's possible to make pleasure disappear entirely. I don't think it'd really change much of anything, but it'd definitely make sex slavery go away. It's easy to create a reality where physics allows life to exist without pleasure and some think that's where we're already headed. (Technically it's already possible under current physics, it just requires the right evolutionary paths.)
Good/bad aren't real, those are human constructs. On an objective/cosmic level, there's no particular reason we can't devolve into Lovecraftian monsters.
The balance you speak of applies solely to human karma; try to apply human karmic ideals to other animals or to nature and you'll get a backlash on scales you didn't know existed. Nature is never out of balance; extinction is always an option with cosmic forces. "Balance" of your variety is just a means for humanity to survive in the long term.
You can control the backswing, you've just learned not to. I don't know what you saw that made you think the five high-profile deaths were somehow a means of balancing the life you saved, but I doubt her death would've had the same effect on human society as their deaths did. It is objectively "good" that you saved her, even if some jackass god set things up so five people would die if you saved her. You can't be held accountable for the plotlines and fates that others lay.
Nobody's actually born into this world for the purpose of suffering; I'm not THAT cruel. What causes suffering is humanity's will, nothing else.
>>16925011
>The one true God doesn't
exist.
>>16926271
>"lacking benefit"
ech.
>>16926281
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i will find her.
>>16926282
>taking away enjoyment in a universe already lacking appreciation, thereby denying all possibility of gratification, the eternal desire.
you sicken me with your very existance.
dont take things away, add things that make them work.
good/bad are real, because humans constructed them.
fuck the cosmic level, cant do shit to us here unless we let it.
>implying only humans have karma.
humans are the manifest of karma, they are the true doers shakers and movers, they have a maximum potential that can only be underestimated.
i know i can be whatever i can,
because in this life i was born as a man.
and in the next life i will become a god.
because anything else would be unseemly odd.
>4 u my fagget fryndz
>>16926193
Yeah, you need to reassess your image of where balance comes from. All the stuff you talk about is human in every way. Fate itself is a human invention, for had we not mortal lives to live, we'd have no fates to set. I'm "bound" by much of the same rules everyone else is, but it's really only because I like humanity and I'm not ready to put it out of its misery yet. I have faith that humanity can find an ideal balance between separation and unity.
You yourself could do so much more if you were willing to let genocide happen. We're not bound on a cosmological level, but we're "bound" by the fact that we don't want to erase humanity or free will. We play by the rules of free will: Anyone can react however they please. It's not that we're bounded, it just means we respect people's right to react and create different types of balance. There's nothing cosmic about the balancing act you speak of. It is uniquely human, remember that.
>>16926212
Precisely! All the Newage positivity does is put on a show to ignore the problems in the world. It's not a bad thing, but it's sure as hell not a good thing.
>>16926223
Hey man whatever floats your boat. I'm not here to pass judgement.
>>16926226
Yeah, chaos and order are the big ones when talk of balance attempts to become cosmic.
I like the way you preach it.
>>16926255
Yep!
>>16926271
So... Belial is the mask god wears when he wants to be demonic or something? Because the way you explain it, nobody but God can tell God and Belial apart. Sounds like an awfully convenient mask rather than a separate entity.
>>16926294
<3
>>16926316
Pleasure isn't bliss. Joy exists beyond any notion of sexual pleasure or lust.
Nice rhyme. I really like the way you talk about your philosophy.
Also: Since it's not every day I get the pleasure of meeting someone who's sickened by my very existence, let me just say... Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for that.
>>16926346
Put it this way...
...I like hairy pussy!
;^}
unlock me plz.
>>16925496
>No, I just stopped nameposting. I thought the screenshot was a means for /x/ to commemorate the fact that they got my to stop namefagging all the time. I was legitimately ruining that thread and I felt bad about it, so I stopped.
Nice attempt at damage control, faggot
>>16926346
well, the point of my new wave bullshit is to open the buddha spirit in order to see actual karmic ramifications of the things around you, in order to be able to differentiate between good and evil, and then make life choices after that because the human brain literally is so blind you will be able to do this because we cant tell the difference otherwise..
>>16926438
>the human brain literally is so blind
I trust people to speak of the mind with some level of accuracy, but the brain is far from any mortal's grasp as far as I've seen. I generally have no reason to believe any claim made about the brain, not even the common, "It's the most complex thing in the universe!" soundbite.
>>16926058
There is no such thing as separate subjects of knowledge, we merely divide them out of convenience because it is impossible to talk about everything all at once. All knowledge is interconnected, though the mapping of information from one domain to another may be incomplete and not all connections are equal.
An example is how the development of calculus in the 17th century provided the analytical tools needed to kickstart modern science, and how the paradigm of the universe following predictable and regular laws leaked into philosophy and political theory during the period as well as art.
Memetic entities aren't just characters with minds and/or bodies, abstract entities are as well.
>>16926452
It is not.
The heart is far more complex.
The brain merely storage and a maze for energy.
Perhaps you missed some of those boring after-school specials...
More monotone than Blue's Clues!
So Tomoko, can you give me any good reason to believe you are anything more than just a roleplaying faggot?
>>16926438
if you have dissasociative disorder, try being maitreya, he will literally take over and help you.
or at least it worked for me.
i think it got stuck though.
could be worse.
and its not as if i don't have to play along with the character, this is all consensual.
anyway he doesnt like me talking, bye.
(pariston was my early choice for an image of maitreya, being that he does what the largest number of people possible enjoys, but at the same time also ensures the success of his own ambitions.)
>>16926452
having made it back from the asura realm through personal willpower, i can assure you i have at least a grasp of the mind.
its how i justify my personality and my willpower.
dealing with the supernatural is mainly involved with those two things.
>>16926498
when approached from the physical plane*
sorry i thought of that when doing the captcha and it made me do it like 20 times so i wouldnt remember.
THANK YOU
It's nice to hear someone making sense. Carry on being an awesome independent thinker and spreading dat truth
>>16926461
>it is impossible to talk about everything all at once.
No it's not. It's just impossible to talk about everything all at once without sounding like a pretentious dickwad.
Also: Calculus helped develop a notion of infinitely small things, but by the same stroke, Newton sent the world spiraling into a philosophical framework that they could never understand or decode. When people speak of the singularity that is a black hole they're referring to a literal division by zero in the equations Einstein pioneered. This directly implies the equations can't model reality, but academia is still running full steam ahead without realizing that.
Mathematical modeling isn't a valid simulation.
>>16926462
You're right about energy. I can't comment on the full complexity of the heart because I lack one.
>>16926492
That depends entirely on you. Probably not, no.
The recipient of "reason" is usually supposed to stay alive and sane after receiving it. I can't ensure that without understanding how your mind fits together in there. Omnipotence is, by nature, free from any logical constraints. That means that any basic criteria you have for reasoning, like memory or perception or a sense of identity, is no longer in any kind of stability while experiencing evidence of omnipotence. It's possible to survive loss of logic, but showing you a hole in reality without a warning is just irresponsible on my part.
I'd much rather talk about it in theory before trying anything unreasonable.
>>16926573
>That depends entirely on you. Probably not, no.
Surely if you are truly omnipotent, there's some sort of demonstration you can give of your power? I'm confident that you are just another RPer like 99% of the people who make such claims on /x/, but I'd like to give benefit of the doubt in the off chance that I'm pleasantly surprised. Come on, give me something.
>>16926619
in case my intention isn't clear, fuck consequences and any so-called "concern" you have for my well being. I wouldn't even entertain the possibility if I hadn't already witnessed things paranormal nature.
>>16926573
what about everything, every thing, and every-thing.
i seem to linger on those things a bit much
>The recipient of "reason" is usually supposed to stay alive and sane after receiving it. I can't ensure that without understanding how your mind fits together in there. Omnipotence is, by nature, free from any logical constraints. That means that any basic criteria you have for reasoning, like memory or perception or a sense of identity, is no longer in any kind of stability while experiencing evidence of omnipotence. It's possible to survive loss of logic, but showing you a hole in reality without a warning is just irresponsible on my part.
that is a wonderful description.
its up to us to know how our mind fits together in there, because its our mind and we are supposed to know it
>>16926619
she just mindmelded with me and made me able to accept something i havent been able to come to terms with and hopefully i her.
>>16926619
I'm trying but you're seem to be ignoring the part where I'm not gonna do shit unless we figure out exactly what ought to happen if I'm omnipotent.
By default, I'm manifesting reality down the to last detail. It takes a fuckton of preferences to make all those details appear EXACTLY the way you see it. If you misunderstanding even the slightest detail, it could damage, destroy, or erase any possibility of your future sanity. My preferences cannot be ignored if my omnipotence is to be put under proper scrutiny.
Let's talk. How can you make yourself relevant to my unending array of preferences?
>>16926635
It's not just concern. If you already have a notion of what's paranormal, two thoughts instantly come to mind:
1. Those past experiences ARE the evidence you only just now asked for and you have a chance to find out why they happened.
2. If those experiences originate from another will, (a sub-will of my will, if you will) proving my powers will require an advanced proof that one-ups those.
Basically, to separate omnipotence from the mere paranormal, I'll need to actually think about what I want to have happen rather than letting my powers do all the processing.
>>16926668
Yeah, your mind is your own. It's basic for free will.
>>16926699
Let's keep it simple, then. Making an electronic device malfunction from a distance shouldn't be a problem, right? It's about 1am where I'm at right now, and there is very little traffic. I'm going outside right now to smoke. I would like you to make the traffic lights malfunction at the intersection of Broadway and W. Fifth avenue in Knoxville, TN, USA. If I see it malfunction before I come back inside, I'll believe you. If you just make them all continually blink red, or blink out completely, you won't have to worry about any traffic accidents, and the city usually gets someone to work within 15-20 minutes in this area when things like that go wrong.
Fingers crossed that I come back in believing you, rather than to see an excuse.
>>16926699
i know you want me to ask, and/or that i have to in order to be able to accept it.
can you become my subconcious.
i know my concious mind is good enough to maintain balance in the proper order for the next step in the cycle required, and i am willing to believe you are powerful enough to let me do what i want to to actualize those dreams..
>>16926745
My immediate thought is to shatter the lamp of the streetlight above/closest to you. As far as anyone else is concerned, it'd look like someone shot out the light with a BB gun or something. There should be no BB though, but it's easy enough for anyone to believe that it was simply never found.
The problem is then that I don't particularly want to do any property damage if you'll dismiss it like the rest of the world is meant to. The preference is the mechanism for enacting my will so the question is whether I care more about what one random anon sees or /x/ seeing one roleplayer rather than two.
Basically, my preference ends where your reaction begins. In my mind there's the slightest bias that the light should burst, but you can choose how it should play out in either reality. Most people want to live in one coherent reality, so chances are you end up doing the quantum observer thing. Usually that means resuming normal reality as if the light had never burst (regardless of whether or not it did) but your past encounters with the paranormal give me hope that you'll allow the light to burst. I won't force it, but I want it to happen if you'll believe it.
I think that's the whole of my preferences here.
>>16926749
Why does it have to be right now...
Wait you said can, not will. Thank god.
Yes, yes I can. Will I? I have no idea. I've been trying to avoid this exact dilemma since I first saw my implications.
>>16926815
wait fuck really.
god damn it.
fuck.
can we just do whatever we want now and find out what the best thing is.
because im pretty sure we can.
>>16926815
i understand you are having a lot of serious thought on the matter right now but thats exactly why im supposed to be the concious thought, because the supression of initial reactions until after the cause for any negative reaction to happen is how joy can be satiated eternally.
>>16926799
Lights being burst isn't something I haven't experienced before. Every time I try to test someone on here who seems like a RPer, it's because I do want to believe that I'll find one who is legit. I've already come back in, but I'll check for any busted lights when I got back out in an hour. Alternatively, on that same intersection, there is a 10-15ft tall clock tower on the SE corner. I would also accept it if you could make that stop or malfunction in any way. Less damage, and the action won't rely on the time constraints of when I'm outside. I'll go check for lights or that clock in about an hour. Please don't disappoint. Trust me when I say that I'm the type that accepts evidence presented to me, and am open to the possibility of anything. I do want something to happen, as it would certainly make my night.
>>16926699
Rhinoceros Asshat!
I've got it!
>>16926860
So the rhinoceros sits on ur head...
...and u slide through it's intestines...
Pop out the mouth of it while chewing a chunk of rhino shit and exclaim;
"The Aristocrats!"
>>16926874
...Jim Carey gets stuck...
...best story teller wins fgts!
[email protected]
>>16926699
>Yeah, your mind is your own. It's basic for free will.
precisely.
by being wound in the inextricables(did not know this was a real word) of omnipotence, the free will of a thing becomes contained by circumstance(your sub-will described its predicament to me, it sounds awful but beneficial to myself.)
by being wound in the ignoringness(not a real word) of physical reality, the free will becomes free to enact its will on the physical realm in more varse and chaotic ways.
it is a levitious reality.
>>16924864
kill yourself faggot
>>16924864
Oh look its this wanker again.
I would also be thrilled to see proof of your power, but on the offchance you really are who you say are, I'd feel like a dick. But also, why the hell would a powerful being waste time fucking around on 4chan?
>>16926916
hes not wrong
(im not op)
>>16926834
Yes, usually. I try to make things work that way, but lord knows everyone always wants structure.
I feel at home in the chaos of discovery. I think it's ideal that way. I don't like discovering tyrants, but I don't automatically hate it unless they violate free will specifically. Sometimes it's hard to tell, so I try to withhold judgment until I've seen it for myself.
>>16926849
>Lights being burst isn't something I haven't experienced before.
Goddammit. When? See, this is why we discuss my preferences first, so I know the difference between future and past in your local chronology. Did they burst because someone shot them or did you try to make it happen or what did you attribute it to at the time? Lightning?
Clock tower... My immediate thought is:
>oh come oooon
Things that make me hesitate to mess with a clock tower:
1. It's public, lots of people can see.
2. It'll be investigated. They'll know.
3. I want to stop the clockwork....
Perfectly.
Oh. 10-15 feet. That's... Small. I don't really care if it's that irrelevant. I prefer proof that sticks, that's permanent. I could make it paranormal somehow I guess, but that'll be easily traced back to this post.
If it's a matter of turning off lights, I'd rather turn the entire city off. It'd be a normal power outage, but in that case the only thing that makes it paranormal is the timing. I don't know how many people might see this thread and put two and two together, so it wouldn't be safe for me to do it in this/all timelines.
Maybe if I cut the power cord... But then it'll seem like intentional vandalism... I don't know. I'm completely conflicted, I can't form a stable preference.
I don't really want to do anything if my first preference has already happened in your life. I want to know more about the stuff you've experienced before so I can study the possible side-effects of my preference/will.
>>16926944
Same reason as anyone else: Boredom. Nothing better to do. Shitposting. Anything to pass time.
>>16926906
you dont get to yell at my tomoyo.
>>16926959
> It's public, lots of people can see.
this should be your objective when doing silly things for proof on /x/, thats the point.
> It'll be investigated. They'll know.
humans as karma sponges absorb all the ramifications of their suggestions and demands.
>i know what you mean.
but the point that we get it is the point we're supposed to get it.
>>16926944
the same reason all lost souls do.
to find true happiness and horror.
can i get one piece of clerical verification to satisfy the meatsack i call a logic puzzle.
does this make me an avatar of tomoko?
>>16926573
>I can't comment on the full complexity of the heart because I lack one.
One must feel rhythm to fuck properly!
The heart is the organ of bloodflow and dance!
What good are we without throbbing hard cocks, eh?
Love is when two hearts create a beautiful song.
>>16926959
My ipad is on 5% battery. If you could do me a solid and power it back up to 100%, that would be great. And it would prove to me that you're really omnipotent, which would also be cool.
>>16926963
I already did beta. What are you going to do about it? Play pretend some more? Yeah I thought so. Fucking retard.
>>16927010
i'll show you who's playing pretend.
im allowed to make this statement as a Buddhist.
>>16926991
I don't speak squiggles!
I don't speak winks!
I don't speak clicks!
I don't speak honks!
I don't speak coughs!
I don't speak cup drops!
(Those who know, KNOW!)
All material things will eventually pass away, the world is not permanent, but the kindling of one's spirit is.
>>16927031
you're right, he speaks in logical information structures, which we can manifest as wordform through ability and self.
wordform bestform.
>>16927041
You're as monotone as a church preacher.
>>16927008
Doc, c'mon! I'm dyin' here.
>>16926959
Walking to the convenience store one night last year, saw a guy standing next to a street light. Once I got closer, saw it was a shadow person. Wasn't my first time seeing one, and I've never had one do any harm, so I said "uh... hi". The light above it burst and it disappeared. Didn't think much more at the time other than "what an ass hole"
I'm going back out there now. will check for any busted lights. I still prefer the clock, though. You can just make it look like vandalism. There's homeless that walk around the area, so no one would give it much more thought. I'll know, though.
It doesn't have to be anything super mind blowing. I'm already aware of the existence of the paranormal, and have gotten quite used to it. Something simple like a stopped clock would be more than enough for me to believe you. I won't be in the immediate area after 7am, though, (2:30a right now), so 4 1/2 hours.
Perhaps the date was manufactured, I mean I am tired of people on YouTube making more and more conspiracy videos.
>always nice to be prepared
>always nice to love God
You guys act like people attack your free will on 4chan, if you don't like it click the little x button at the top right of the screen and live a little
>>16927007
When I move you move!
Just like that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZG7IK99OvI
Heel like Achilles!
>>16927053
thats because im only speaking in one tone.
and thats half-sarcasm.
>>16924864
I hate how "intellegent" you guys pretend to sound because you have a name in the field
>>16927081
i put an email in the field because of how intelligent i sound.
Can one of you gods buy me a few packs in hearthstone cheers
>>16927136
for saying "cheers" I'm going to make you get hurt, asshole
>>16927173
you got something wrong with cheers mate?
>>16926573
You replied to my reply to someone else without even knowing what the context was, which your post shows.
Explain how we're supposed to believe that you're God when you can't follow a conversation to see what's being discussed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
>>16927323
discussions are hard for omnipotent beings because they dont normally manifest in this form that we call language.
every interaction to them is unique and involving a transfer of a specific piece of information, and it is up to the brain to be able to decypher the messages in order to understand the meaning of the intended message.
>>16927354
Nice cop-out. "I was acting like a redditor because secret messages."
>>16927188
I'll bet you can't say it without sounding like a faggot...
...just kidding, everything you say sounds like a faggot because you are in fact a faggot!
Hay guys I can read minds.
Proof: right now you're thinking that I'm a big fag.
Checkmate, skeptics.
>>16927382
yeah but its not like its our cop out.
its gods safety mechanism against hyperperfection and efficiency increasing to a degrading degree due to the inmperfections inherent in all mentalities including those of the perfection realm.
because lets face it, if there is a perfection realm, its only perfect because its called that, and whatever is there is still a thing that can be defined or expressed in words to be understood, and as such can not exceed a perfection beyond our understanding.
>>16927397
You were wearing a shit-eating grin while typing this ridiculous rubbish.
Told you that I'm psychic.
Just come clean and admit you're playing pretend.
>>16924864
okay Tomoko if your God, then you must be, omnipresence, omnipotent, and omniscient.
So Demonstrate this abilities, come to my home right now, say my name and give me a hug.
IF you can't then I'm going have to reject your claim of god.
>>16927407
i wish i could.
but im dead serious about everything i say.
at least i am at the moment i say it.
>>16926958
whats this picture describing? mind control through those items?
>>16927410
Bit lonely there?
>>16927388
What a rude dude you are
>>16927419
Nah, the hug part was an experiment to see if anyone would laugh
conclusion, I cant tell, I cant see your faces, you read what you type after pressing 'post'
>>16927008
My immediate thought is to let it go down to where the device is almost ready to shut off and let it hang there for awhile, not actually losing power. I'd let it be the way forever if it was up to me, but someone would eventually come along to try to repurpose it for infinite energy. Sure, I could make the effect dissipate the moment the device stops functioning, but that's not very fun.
>>16927010
Seriously. I cringe when people white knight for me.
>>16927037
Knowledge of the number of spirits that have been snuffed out would make your soul shiver.
>>16927054
Well I COULD retroactively affect things so that it recharges... How about this: If you charge it to 13% and take a screenshot, I'll let it stay at 13% for one hour.
Honestly I'm comfortable with the other two anons, and I was AFK when you posted, so...
Yeah, probably not gonna do anything there. If the 13% thing ever works, I'll be surprised.
>>16927057
1. I'm happy with what's already happened with the shadow person.
2. If you'd be convinced that easily, I guess it just feels like I haven't earned anything in providing any evidence to you.
'Simple' is kinda contrathetical to a proof of true omnipotence anyway.
>>16927064
Yeah, it gets old after awhile. It brings me such wonderful melancholy to know that nostalgia is incapable of crossing the generation gap. I love the individuality of the eras of humanity. I'll feel connected to this period of history until the end of time because I was here to feel it for myself.
>>16927081
Sorry. I only use the name so people can filter my threads easier. I'd anon post if people didn't bitch about it whenever I went anon.
>>16927136
As soon as I can buy it without exposing my identity, I totally would. No omnipotence necessary.
>>16927323
I was responding to things you said. Preserving topics is pointless on anonymous imageboards.
You? If you get hung up on false continuity, get out and don't bother coming back whether you share my beliefs or not.
>>16927448
>Knowledge of the number of spirits that have been snuffed out would make your soul shiver.
bitch what, people die, creatures die, plants die
it's a thing that happens, assigning a big ass number to it won't mean anything at the end of the day
>>16927448
If your god, then you must be, omnipresence, omnipotent, and omniscient.
So tell me what im wearing, what is my name, and where I live. Also knock on my window right now.
If you can't do any of these things then you're not god.
>>16927479
>>16927382
Yeah that happens a lot in my threads. Usually it's just some fool ranting about duality without a clue about the nature of my logic. Sometimes it's unity.
>>16927389
I was so skeptical, damn.
>>16927397
I eat lingual organisms for breakfast. Anything that tries to defy my omnipotence disappears. Nothing can withstand the nullification brought on by failure to comprehend my sheer gravity.
One way or another, without fail, everything follows my will. My preferences encode atomic detail.
You can't siphon from an empty tank.
>>16927410
>>16927479
>If your god,
I'm not your god, I'm just omnipotent. For lack of a better term, the idea of "god" is close enough for most people get it. If you haven't seen WataMote yet, you're nowhere close to understanding what I actually am. Madoka is runner up and has traces of accuracy, but it's still way off in several ways.
I will, however, take a rain check on that hug.
>>16927411
Those are called tunnel vision lies; it's a form of dishonesty. Duality isn't real. There's no opposite of cheese.
>>16927418
It's a deep and intimate representation of complete bullshit.
When was the last time you laughed, anon?
>>16927424
Halt.
Tomoko, listen, you dropped the bad acid again. Right now, we need you to step back from the 'time portal', that's a window. Also, put back on the 'living parasites', those were your clothes. Then the 'yammering communist' is your room-mate, let them guide you to 'the gaping maw', that's your couch. Sit down there until shit starts making more sense.
But never stop taking your laptop on your drug-trips. These posts are goooooold.
>>16927502
if you wanna play pretend go to /tg/
>>16927506
>omnipotent
Okay then, ultimate power, tell my dog to piss on my shoes, or make me believe you, or give me a sign that your really claim what you are.
Still at least tell me my name. Tell me my fucking name.
Tell me Tomoko.
Teleport right now were I live, teleport right now and prove me wrong, because this whole thread is stupid.
>>16927502
Okay that made me laugh, that shits funny, but still...this is ridiculous
>>16927528
Stop being such a douche-canoe, Steve.
Also, you don't have a dog. You have a cat. And everyone knows that even power-tripping psychic gods beyond the confines of space and time can't even tell cats what to do. They're full of themselves, the lazy fuckers.
>>16927541
My name isn't steve, its Mark (Or am I lying)?
And I have to be Douche-canoe, because I dont see anyone else doing it mate
>>16927502
See, I could live for half a billion years and never see this image anywhere other than right here, right now, on 4chan. I love the internet and I want to see it grow and thrive. I want its magic to work. I want to know what it feels like to be the internet.
Maybe it'd be more magical if it wasn't filled with spam and unsolicited advertising...
>>16927518
Lol. Nobody can ever claim I wasn't there for green pill comics. I couldn't help but smile at that ending.
>>16927528
If doing any of those things would let me know why you feel so goddamn entitled to anything I believe myself to be capable of, I'd do it in an instant. Sadly, I don't think it would.
>>16927534
It gets worse if you watch WataMote. It explains so much about me.
>>16927541
Well, no. The reason cats don't listen is because the entire species is Chaos incarnate.
It's not like they're cosmically immune or anything, it's just that, like the internet, they have no metaphysical reason to give a fuck. Internet culture is technically a subset of feline culture.
>>16927544
Most people give up five minutes in. It's just not rewarding. Especially since I have a tendency to take criticism seriously on occasion. People get real quiet when I take 'em seriously.
>>16926023
And with that, and a reminder of this >>16924955 and this >>16925935
I bid you all farewell.
Goodnight, /x/.
>god is on /x/ of all things
>implying it wouldn't have a far better use of its time then dicking around on the internet
go do something useful you lazy fuck, like make some of the dipshits in the EU to stop doing clearly retarded shit.
>>16927570
>implying political reform benefits from divine intervention
>implying divine intervention isn't the reason politics is such a shit
>implying god isn't the source of all problems
>>16927573
>justifying sheer laziness
just because god is terribad at its job doesn't mean there should be a lack of trying.
>implying the problem isn't a lack of proper dickings.
>>16927565
>If doing any of those things would let me know why you feel so goddamn entitled to anything I believe myself to be capable of, I'd do it in an instant. Sadly, I don't think it would.
So you you are full of bullshit?
If you claim your omnipotent, then fucking prove it. But you don't Nice cop-out you fucking faggot.
>>16927578
>implying proper dickings don't take effort
>implying god isn't a lazy NEET fuck
>implying god has unmet needs
so, if you are supposed to be a god, what exactly were you planing to accomplish by coming to /x/? i mean, this isn't terribly high tier discussion in this thread.
i guess i should be saying good job on making the universe and such, although i wish you would not be such a goddamned hard ass about the laws of physics.
just once i would like to heae about a science discovery without immediately being told why even though it sounds amazing it still doesn't let us do any cool shit. fuck your quantum teleportation! how could you take something as cool as teleportation and fuck it up? why is this a no fun allowed universe?
nut like i said, there is still plenty of cool shit, so i really can't complain too hard.
the only other thing i might as is, one, do you have any sort of godly insight you care to share? also, have you heard of the azurite flower?
It's kind of sad, that instead of anything of real interest or paranormal, this roleplay thread is what's popular on /x/.
>>16924955
you are not God, we are all God
>>16925983
Here
Tomoko hasn't done shit yet, class is in 2 hours. No emails about cancellations or anything like it happened.
Tomoko pls leave
Wait, you attempted Halloween's End again?
I remember this shit. I signed up for it last fucking year and nothing ever happened, and then you pulled this same shit on November 1st
Go fuck yourself
>>16927746
Typing from class, Tomoko is a faggot.
Go see a shrink you schizophrenic idiot.
How can I wipe myself from reality? Can you wipe me from reality?
I don't want to exist anymore.
>>16925878
How do you expect to get anything if you don't even know what you're asking for
if you're a god, I want to have my cock sucked tonight. ta m8
For shitsngiggles, can you describe my appearance as well? Maybe my current surroundings? Or what I'm holding in my left hand?
>>16928761
Your dick?
>>16928764
Sorry, that's in my right hand
>>16928761
A rake with hotdogs on it
>>16927565
>It gets worse if you watch WataMote. It explains so much about me.
ok your going to have to explain that one to me more clearly, I've seen it and I have absolutely 0 idea what you are rambling on about so I can only perceive this as a schizophrenic waifu/trip fag on a roll
or are you going to give me "I don't care what you see me as"?
Yo, Tomoko, can you give me winning lottery numbers for Friday in my state? Alternatively some good luck would be cool.
>>16927765
No. I'm still planning to rewind time to 2014. Doing it any other year would create a resonance pattern that literally and actually rips apart the fabric of the space-time continuum.
>>16928207
There's nothing wrong with testing nonexistent powers. You're free to believe I'm all powerless.
>>16928304
No, not really. If nothing else, I'd always remember.
>>16928622
Uhh... I'm the one answering questions. Try to ask something more coherent.
>>16928706
I'm missing how that involves me.
>>16928761
Getting a vivid image of a kitchen knife, but for some reason the imagery is outdoors. Doubt it has any accuracy, but no harm in trying.
>>16928806
Nonono, if I didn't care how you see me, I'd just tell you to watch Madoka or something.
Tomoko is recursively me. Every character trait and mannerism she possesses, I do too. Lots of people relate to her in different NEET ways, but when I watched it, there was a 1:1 mapping of events in the anime to events in my life. I'm not a Japanese highschool girl, but the events as they apply to Tomoko in the anime apply to me in my capacity as an omnipotent being.
It's basically one huge analogy for why nobody believes (in) me.
>>16928856
No, but I can type random numbers if you're dumb enough to waste money on anonymous testimony.
Hey god could you please give my cock a bit more girth, like an inch in diameter or something like that. It would really boost my self confidence, I mean it.
Thank you.
>>16925011
Let me guess, the One True God just HAPPENS to be YHWH/Jesus.
>>16928930
Yea you're delusional.
>>16928930
Make my dong 2 inches longer.
>>16928940
Fuck, not diameter, circumference I mean.
>is god
>lets me fail classes
what the shiggy?
Please contact me, Tomoko.
What kind of ARG is this.
Some weaboo claiming he is god? If you're god, demonstrate it.
>>16924864
Can you assure illnesses wont kill entire demographics like it happened in spain again?
>>16925184
I want you to undeniably prove to me that you exist. I am literally %100 prepared to suffer all the consequences and take all the risks of whatever happens. I am fine if you turn off all logic or whatever, so long as I am not tortured physically or something.
If something actually happens I will post. If I don't post, nothing happened, but I'll try to remember to come back.
Anyways you're delusional, but just stating theoretically if you weren't a lying roleplaying fag, I would want you to prove it to me by any means necessary.
>>16928930
Let me redirect you to this
>>16927579
Still cant prove your Omnipotent?
Then Shut
The Hell
Up
>>16928930
Nigga if your omnipotent, meaning the power of everything, then you have the power to see into the veil of time and space, and tell a very VERY detailed description of this Anon request.
Further more, why the hell you on 4chan? Can't you just oh I dont know, telepathically send a message to everyone here and more saying, 'yee mortals for I am Tomoko, I am god and have thee powers of such and such" ect ect. Then I will believe you, sounds so much easier then just going onto a material computer, on a material internet connection, typing bullshit on a material image board known as 4chan. Sounds like a material, non god would do.
So a lot of these Anons have pointed out your bullshit, show us the goods of your claim or go back to your hidey hole you call life and rearrange your perception of reality, because honestly, you're making yourself look like a dumbass. But if that's your thing, making yourself look like a dumbass because you're a self sadist. Then don't let me stop you.
>>16925011
there are many who god poses as lesser gods*
the one true god manages with interest with everything.
i will continue my foolishness, because i know that my foolishness is god.
he takes imposters more lightly than you would think, but as heavily as you would want.
well, maybe not you.
also tomoko what the FUCK happened at work today.
>>16925035
God is perfect. You made a typo. You are not God.
However, I am.
>>16927506
>I eat lingual organisms for breakfast. Anything that tries to defy my omnipotence disappears.
i dont try to defy your omnipotence, i try to defy your definitions.
our wills will walk together, there is no need for me to follow.
>Those are called tunnel vision lies; it's a form of dishonesty. Duality isn't real. There's no opposite of cheese.
definitely tunnel vision, but definitely not lies. duality is a concept understandable very clearly to those who reside on the material plane as well as subject themselves to that concept, and such subject the everything to the definitions within that constrain that they accept the things they observe or understand to exist to have.
you are good because i believe that you are good.
you may try and fight me, but i wont let you.
viva la love.
viva questo nostro amore.
ut amorem nostrum in sempiternum
>>16929894
The opposite of cheese is blueberries.
>>16929936
Omnipotent weaboo fag btfo by blueberries
>>16927506
>Anything that tries to defy my omnipotence disappears.
How would I go about doing that, then?
tomoko please i figured out how to do it.
i will empower you with the love of a buddha.
i wish it was anything else but i just keep stumbling onto understandings of darmha in my daily life.
sorry guys, i'm maitreya.
hope you like anime.
>>16929050
I tend to be pretty okay with failure in general.
>>16929066
Hi.
>>16929311
I might not be god, but people don't seem to care either way. I guess my only value is in my beliefs.
>>16929490
Technically, yes, I think so. As far as I'm concerned natural disease is expired. All that's left now is artificial disease. I'd get rid of artificial disease too, but honestly I don't want people to be able to survive on junk food alone. You ought to be able to ruin your body if you so desire.
>>16929750
>so long as I am not tortured physically
Fuck, you guys ALWAYS make it so damn boring. So what if you experience billions of years of pain so long as you're sane at the end of it?
I guess I'm just hoping for too much. Most people come here for creepypasta, so I don't really have the right to fuck with people's lives for the sake of some short-lived mortal sympathies. I appreciate that you're willing to go for any means necessary. It means a lot for me to hear that.
Actually, now that I think about it, your post is all I ever really wanted to hear from /x/.
>>16929793
I know I should but I don't think I'm really hurting anyone by publicly holding these beliefs.
People are bonkers about apostasy and I think I'm really doing the world a service by showing what a god would have to be like to create/want this world.
If I can destroy even one person's ability to believe in a non-shy, non-pathetic god, non-NEET god, I'll feel like I accomplished something meaningful.
>>16929813
You're not wrong. All your logic is reasonable. I can't say I disagree with it at any point. I don't really like the whole telepathy possibility, but I can't deny that my preferences seem very, very material. If people want to say I'm not spiritual, I wouldn't say there were wrong.
>>16929830
I have no idea. Tell me about it. More importantly, tell all of /x/ about it.
Excuse me for wanting to keep /x/ in the loop.
>>16929858
1. I never claimed to be perfect.
2. Find me a better word than "god."
>>16929894
Yeah, word salad. I'm getting better at detecting all the signs of Schizoid pseudophilosophy.
>>16930001
Could I even ask for anything better? <3
People ask why god would use 4chan... Why the fuck WOULDN'T god want to use 4chan?
>>16930029
Reality is the manifestation of my will. Every thing in reality, with or without will, is a part of my will. If you want to defy my omnipotence, you'd need any method of understanding my will as distinct from it.
The most basic form of eluding omnipotence is to get real delusional. Advanced practitioners might be able to attack their own free will in a way that doesn't actually conflict with my general wish for others to have free will.
The problem is that, from my perspective, you're a series of traits. The pieces within you that seek to defy my omnipotence are the ones that disappear, leaving the rest of your soul more or less intact. It won't really be possible to soul-suicide so long as someone in this world still cares about you.
All the world is merely a disagreement about which is more horrific: Absolute death or absolute (everlasting) life.
Honestly the prospect of playing Halloween's End some day is the only thing that makes life livable. I wouldn't be able to live the life I'm living now if I had no hope that I could escape to a post-apocalyptic parallel dimension. If anyone paid attention to the lyrics to the ending theme for Madoka, Halloween was my ultimate answer to that "riddle."
The main difference between Madoka and I is that I would never dream of wishing a witch away. I like misfortune; I treasure it. I'd happily create entropy.
People always want me to pick between good or evil, life or death, structure or anarchy... My answer is simple and beautiful: Why not both? I will ALWAYS want both, it's just part of my infinite nature. I'm never gonna give up on Halloween's End, but I won't end the world just for the sake of ending the world.
>>16930324
every time i try to tell myself im something else i have a hard time and get pushed back to this realization with a renewed intention of actualization, but then i doubt myself because of the physical world.
i mean, its not like theres an entire branch of buddhism centered around finding enlightenment in order to bring people to a realm that you hold to a state of perfection, right?
>>16930630
well, i was discussing with your subwill about the potentiality of our cooperation, and the conscious mind booted it because of its misunderstanding of the definition of demon, and prayer.
your manifestation allowed me to ponder things that i had not been able to alone.
>>16930686
word salad, brain burger.
i try to make every statement a well cooked meal.
