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Midnight in the Desert FRIDAY BABY


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Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell

http://artbell.com/

Streaming Links:

http://live.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/darkmatter.mp3

http://live.darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/darkmatter.aac

Popup Player: http://player.streamguys.com/dmr/sgplayer/player.php

Friday, October 23skiddoo, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST

OPEN LINES FRIDAY

CALL-IN
Telephone: 1 (952) 225-5278 (CALL-ART)
Skype: MITD51 (US/CAN)
Skype: MITD55 (Overseas)
Who will be first to call in and not embarrass themselves?
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>>16882502
Have there been any good shows this week? I haven't been around.
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>>16882507
are you kidding? wednesday night someone shot up his house dude.

It was majestic- see if you can pull it up in the archive
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>>16882502
does anyone plan on calling in tonight?
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>paranormal dr phil
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Finally, the best night of the week has arrived.
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>>16882509
While he was on the air? I'm sorry I missed that.
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ral fuckin early....
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anyone want me to ask art anything specific through the wormhole tonight?
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>>16882521
yes he mentions it briefly on his facebook page and i think his website has a video that recalls the event
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>>16882527
i'm giddy for the show, sorry mate, you can make monday's
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>>16882527
thread nazis strike again
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>>16882565
i just noticed it was realy early,
i had time to run to BK and get sum chicken fries and come back
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>>16882569
fair enough, what'd you get at bk?

that spooky black wopper that turns poo green?
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>>16882575
i already told u wat i got
r u hi bro
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>>16882580
all you got was chicken fries?

are you a seagull?
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>>16882587
#rekt

captcha: french fries
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>>16882587
lmao i got a chicken fries meal
i ate some homemade chicken and rice burritos already
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>art won't ban the tranny in Japan
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>>16882598
it's all good- i had to think of a smartass thing to say because i didn't realize you already told me what you got at bk- i'm working on some beers - might just call in tonight
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>>16882598
wtf makes it a meal? it's already fries with chicken built in
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>>16882502
Hi friends.

George Noory here. I am a nationally syndicated talk show host whose show is dedicated to the paranormal, science and technology.

I invite you all to tune into my show tonight at 10pm.

See you there!

Sincerly, your friend, George Noory.
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>>16882528
Ask him if he plans on ever doing a follow up with "victor" guy and the Area 51 alien interview tape
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Fuck yeah, Open Lines. I'm going to make a veggie Reuben to celebrate.
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>>16882607
a "meal" means + fried and a drink
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>>16882608
ill be there

>>16882615
not your bellgab foodie blog faggot
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>>16882609
i will copy this message and send it right now- i'll say my name is fred
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No bad language on Art's show. Meanwhile they were straight up cussing last night on Richard's show.
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>no pesky guests ...
>it's just..the two of us..

Art Bell getting seductive
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OMG KABC IS PICKING UP ART'S SHOW!!!!!111!!
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>>16882632
O-okay
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muh KABC
>KABC-TV, channel 7, is an ABC owned-and-operated television station located in Los Angeles, California, United States

2 drink MAX
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I love Art Bell, but he's gotten senile as fuck
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>>16882608
Can't wait George. I'd rather listen to a professionally produced show than some guy doing amateur hour in his living room.
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>>16882638
is he really hat senile if he impregnated a tight young asian?
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>HP
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>>16882638
>I love Art Bell, but he's gotten senile as fuck
how so?
he can hold conversation for 3hr/night 5nights/week

you sit in your mom's basement 7 night/week
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LETS DOOOOO THIS! ART BET FOR PRESIDENT
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>>16882608
i honestly loved noory until i learned that Noory was his master to his apprentice
Coast 2 Coast is still ok, but the amount of commercials is absolutely BRUTAL
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It would have been sweet if KABC AM had dumped C2C AM but they were just running "Best of KABC" during that time. Art will also be getting the first hour of Red Eye Radio.

***

Last night a caller got confused and thought that he was listing to Art on KXNT. Art inferred that he would be on KXNT soon. That would be a confirmed kill as they would have to dump Noory to do that.
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>breaking news announcement every show
>it's nothing
everytime
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>>16882646
6 nights/week thank you very much. 1 night/week, my only friend and I sit in his mom's basement drinking beer and complaining about things we don't like, like immigrants and people who are happy with their lives. Still more of a social life than you have.
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>>16882653
>mfw Art makes a breaking news announcement
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Let's do this shit...

>space megastructures
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>>16882608
>>16882620
>>16882639
>>16882638
Fuck right off faggots.
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>>16882665
>mfw the episode where Scully gets a tattoo and fucks a rando
uh...ok i gues,
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>>16882664
not quite buddy- i'm moderately social. the world makes it tough, but i am moderately social none the less
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>>16882609
i sent it in buddy
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Dayum, Art taking shots at Jesus.
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Art thinks that aliens are real! He's going senile!
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>>16882670
No, fuck you. I'd rather listen to a show that is carried worldwide than some grandpa's overrated podcast.
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>>16882675
btw i meant to post a pic if an erection and not retrograde ejaculation, wtf een is ahat
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>>16882675
>mfw Scully got a tattoo
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I do not understand why mainstream media is not all over this story. Oh because corporate media is a fucking joke! Alien megastructures! People!
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Gee, why would humanity be scared of a potential incredibly advanced alien race that potentially has technology and power that rivals our own?
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>>16882670

Wow, the Snoory-fags are out in force tonight. Almost as bad as Ballgaggers and Ring-kissers.
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>>16882676
>i'm moderately social
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>>16882684
then why are you here cuck ?
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>>16882684
> Implying a show streamed live on the internet isn't worldwide

You're not very bright, are you?
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Midnight in the Graveyard

2spoopy4me
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Midnight in the pumpkin
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>>16882697
midnight in the pumpkin patch
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>Intergalactic Jehovah Witnesses
>Intergalactic Mormons
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>>16882701
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OH THE NIGHT

IS MY WORLD
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>>16882502
My face, when ya'll niggas can't use Ghost to Ghost. Laughin all da way 2 tha banx!!!
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>>16882702
THIS
H
I
S
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Ohh shit we have a good ol fashioned vote off
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okay i was arguing against art being senile but he just repeated dead air a half dozen times giggling to himself
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>>16882694
i'm A-sexual dumb ass
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Art didn't go on Periscope last week. Maybe tonight?
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>>16882704
i made these edits and cant see how low quality they are
i need to fix them,
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Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
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>>16882713

I would say this is clearly Michelle the Jap-Trap, but she's more of a Ring Kisser than a Snoory Fag.
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AS A SIDE NOTE:

i kinda wish /x/ had id's for these threads,
we could reference each other and see how many of us there really are.... sometimes i get the impression its me and like 5 other dudes going nuts on the keyboard and making this look like a populated thread

/rant
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>>16882713
Oh so you're a worthless piece of shit.
go figure......
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Someone better call in with a story about how they got away with pirating Art's show by using proXPN.
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>DEAD AIR
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>>16882724
me 2
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>>16882724
wait til next week we can't be bothered tonight
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>>16882727
It clearly says that there are 18 unique ips here.
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>>16882736
where?
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>>16882727

Well, so far there are 18 unique posters by IP. Am I reading the bottom right of the page correctly?
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Art Habbening 2.0
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The Shadow people are back! Get your gun Art!
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>>16882738
In the bottom right, newfriend.
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>>16882739
wow i've been here since 2008 and never knew what those numbers signified
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>>16882724
I'll pray for your wish to be fulfilled.
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Art Bell currently

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
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>>16882747
They didn't have the statistics listed back in 2008. They were added about three or four years ago.
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Will these "How to use Skype" lectures ever end?
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Only 38 minutes till my nigga Noory is on the air!
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>>16882761
Big ups bruh.

The real show bout to drop dat knowledge.
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>>16882756
>Will these "How to use Skype" lectures ever end?

They won't in fact they will get worse now that Skype has removed the mute caller function. So now we'll get to hear Art go
"what's that noise",
"caller please be quiet."
"Is that you making that noise, caller?"
"No that's not me, Art."
"It's me, Art".
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>>16882761
>>16882767
im with you
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>>16882747

I've seen the Friday night threads get up to nearly 100 posters in past weeks. Just FYI. Though, to be frank about 10% or so seem to be trolls and thread faggers.

>mfw not having ban hammer authority
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>Everyone complaining about gun shots near Art's house

This shit happens everyday in the ghetto, son, smdh.
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>>16882761
Noory is off tonight. Dave Schrader is hosting. If you actually listened to that show you would know who the fucking host is.
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based Trump
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>>16882773
nigga lives in bumblefuck nevada though
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where my hubrids at?

plague and pestilence to non hubrids!
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>>16882770

Art's a total autist about it, but I blame his landwhale producer for that.

If he had just one.. JUST ONE fucking call screener on his staff, then the lectures wouldn't be necessary.
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>>16882772
>I've seen the Friday night threads get up to nearly 100 posters in past weeks.

We've regularly get around 46 to 56 unique posters on Art threads and that includes Fridays. I've never seen the counter go past 70 users here.
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We need to address the hubrid takeover 30 years from now.
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>>16882783
If he had a call screener he'd be like every other show and he doesn't want that. He wants the crazy callers, that's his audience.
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>>16882781
>tfw live in California
>could move to bumble fuck nevada

It's tempting but it gets so fucking hot, and just the fear of being stranded in the desert
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>>16882785
nice image choice, very up to date friend
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>>16882502
I predict the world in catastrophy with all the mudslimes invading europe and leeching off the government.

Gonna suck bruh.
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>>16882791
thaaanks
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>>16882782

i've got your back, anon
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What just happened
>>
what happend?!
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smooth transition!
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What the fuck just happened?

>Eight year old calls in
>Cut to Dark Matter news
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>8 yr old BTFO
lmao
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>you're the same age as my daughter...
>cut to commericial
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lol i'm 8 (with blatant voice changer)
cuts to news-

which one of you bastards did this?
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>>16882502
lol, Art just went to commerish, to get dat little 8 year old booty.

Sly dog, he still got an eye for the youngins.
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East of the Rockies
West of the Rockies
First Time Caller
Wild Card Line

That's all you need.


****

WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT CALL WITH THE CHILD LIKE VOICE "YOU'RE 8? THAT THE SAME AGE AS MY DAUGHTER" WAS FROM LAST WEEK!

We in some sort of weird time loop, folks.
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Did Art forget he had a break coming up? He was talking to some girl and suddenly DARK MATTER NEWS
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Shit just got weird
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DARK MATTER NEWS, SAVING YOU FROM 8 YEAR OLD SQUEAKERS
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>this caller
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>>16882802
It was probably cringe so they edited it out in the delay.
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>>16882803
it was a fae folk. Art had to cut it off before it cursed the audience.
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hold up, what the fuck just happened?
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Come on /x/ needs to call in Im sick of hearing about these art bell chat rooms and newsgroupsd calling in
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>>16882784

I said up to, and granted that was when the thread was invaded by Ballgaggers, but yes full disclosure the the Friday count on the high end is around 70.

your autism has been noted and reported to Bellgab
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>>16882817
faggotry.
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>>16882804

Fucking arranged marriages man. Gotta seize the opportunity when it comes
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this is known in radio as a dump- radio usually is about 5-10 seconds ahead so if something unsavory is said- art can push a button and make sure it doesn't get out into the airwaives
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ART BELL. BEST RADIO SHOW OUT. EASY.
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>>16882789

a call screener doesn't HAVE to cull out the freaks, but at least he/ she could tell them to BACK THE FUCK OFF THE MIC YOU'RE OVERMODULATING BITCH!!!!
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>>16882819
What would I say to someone who killed his wife and married and married a child bride from the Philippines two weeks later?
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>>16882808
That was a different one. This shit is even weirder, though.
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>>16882809
according to Amy, he did forget.
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No. That bit with the childlike caller was from last week! He even said "You're 8, my daughter is 8" exactly like last time. Some sort of fuck up or someone was playing a recording to him of last week's show.
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>>16882826
If he dumped the call he still would have thrown to the break. He didn't throw to the break, it just hit without warning.
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>>16882502
"Hi Art, I am 8, wanna skype?"
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>>16882824
I've seen the advantages to arranged marriage since I wat at least 13 years old, and I'm Caliornian
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I never wanted the commercials to end so bad in my life.
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>conspiracy cruise
Oh so the government is finally rounding them up
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>>16882831
lol it wasnt two weeks, but i did say two weeks in a thread wednesday as hyperbole, i don't wanna start a rumor, it was at least a month or two
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>>16882814
The cringe is the best part.
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is bellgab nothing but grandma's with garfield avatars?
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>>16882836
he has been replaced with a replicant hubrid.
the real Art Bell would never forget a break like that.
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>>16882838
"Back off bitch, he like dem asian booties."
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>>16882844
yes
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>asteroid will very closely pass by the earth but it wont hit us!

inb4 another asteroid "coincidentally" crashes and explodes up in the Earths atmosphere the same day
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i really hope art does these shows for a long time, so long as the chan stays alive, i'll be able to lead a very satisfied life finishing a graduate degree and looking forward to these wacky threads at night
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>>16882802
>>16882809
>>16882834
This kind of thing would never happen with a true professional behind the mic.
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>>16882839
i tried hard as hell to type this correctly, but I missed the 'f"
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>>16882502
Art Bell coming back all relaxed after busting a nut to that 8 year old caller.
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okay lets see wtf happened
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IF YOU GET HURTTTTT
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>>16882851
>not your career blog
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>>16882851

hey anon, i did my undergrad in poli sci hist and got MLS in grad. what are you working on?
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It's nice that art lets his wife talk on his show
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Hoagies show is getting canned next month, apparently there's been a few discrepancies
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D'aw
>>
>Hi I'm Asia Bell
>running Midnight in the future
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E I G H T
I
G
H
T
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Count to 5 for me caller
>1
>2
>3
>5
Wut?
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>daughter is named Asia
racist as fuck, but she's cute as helll

>that smug face she makes in all her photos
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>>16882866
>>16882868
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>>16882864
UNDERRATED POST ALREADY
BOOOOOM ROASTED SON
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Being homeschooled = having autism
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this kid is more annoying than the tranny. i'm out
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Jesus this kid is a real autist
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I didn't know Art had TWO autistic children.
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Art giving away daughter's minecraft password.

Dad of the year.
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>>16882876
Lol it seems to be true
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Art trying to hook up his daughter with callers
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Okay, Art is acting fucking weird. Why would he be willing to give out that info to a stranger.
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>>16882854
Source on pic? Ex gf from high school grew up to look a lot like that.
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>8 YEAR OLD.

HERE WE GO
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>>16882876
>>16882880
>>16882882

you guys wouldn't last an hour as a parent, lol
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>8 year old sperging out about playing with Art Bells daughter on minecraft

kek
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>Trying to hook this kid up with his own through Minecraft
And to think we thought this arranged marriage business was just a meme
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>>16882890
Seriously. For a guy that's paranoid as fuck about getting shot he's not taking his daughter's net security seriously enough.
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>>16882891
Bella Thorne nigga
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>tfw I'm 23 and I play minecraft
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Art went all Joe Biden on air.
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>>16882891
that's Bella Thorne, a small time celeb, starred in Shake it Up on the Disney Channel, teased nowadays for her large nose and chin. but she has a tight body,
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>>16882895

Don't worry, they'll never have sex anyway.
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30 years from now Art will just be a spooky hologram...
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>>16882885
>>16882890
>>16882900
Think he meant her username or whatever.
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LOL

Art says minecraft is premiere game for 8 year olds

all my roommates played that retarded shit and we're in college

gonna give em shit for this
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>>16882502
"Hi, Art. I am 8 years old as well. Could I have your daughter's Minecraft password? I am looking for a new friend."
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>>16882895
More like the kid wouldn't last an hour in my house. Minecraft, talk about shit taste
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>>16882897
>you will never be an alpha 8 year old calling in just to hit on Art's smokin hot daughter

.
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>>16882901
Ty fam
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>>16882915
Her bumper probably made his peepee feel funny.
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>>16882902
you need an intervention anon.
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My Christian faith is very important to me. If I found out that there were aliens and that Jesus didn't exist then I would just blow my brains out.
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>>16882920

she makes me feel guilty deep inside
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>>16882900

Kind of sad to think about, but Art has had a ton of wives and failed marriages. This is just another clue that he doesn't give a shit about family, and is probably a total asshole negligent dad and husband. I'm actually pretty pissed off that he said that on air, and I feel kind of bad for his wife and daughter now.
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>>16882902
Dafuq is wrong with you? At least switch to Kerbal Space Program and improve your mind.
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>>16882927

And the world would instantly become a slightly better place.
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Mk I thought this was supposed to be a Back to the Future episode, wheres all the callers with the comfy future predictions?
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>>16882920
fuck, i miss the mystery and adventure of being a child
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>>16882902
35 and I enjoy it
Zero fucks given
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>>16882908
Still man. He knows that audio manipulation and voice changers exist (he's worked in radio for like 40 years). Why the hell would you try to get strangers in contact with your daughter knowing how "linked in" everything is in 2015?
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>>16882905
Her face is what reminds me the most of my ex. She was a lot cuter back in the day. Would still hit it though.
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>>16882927

the existence of extra-terrestrial life in no way conflicts with a belief in something divine in general; this includes judeo-christian tradition.
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>letting your 8yo dau play minecraft with strangers online
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>>16882939
THIS.
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>>16882902
That used to be the norm before normalfags and turboautists discovered it.
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>>16882927
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>>16882937

isn't that why you listen to MITD? isn't that why you lurk /x/?

existence is rife with adventure and mystery. just go seek it, anon. i'll never stop seeking.
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>>16882874
honestly, look at her face,
she looks pretty precocious to me, or am I just projecting?
At least in that photo she looks like "this is silly, why am I doing this, I want to hang out with the older kids"
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>>16882930
He has two adult children that that he refuses to speak to for no reason. The son is heartbroken and just want to talk to his dad just one time. His sister is bitter and has written off her father and wishes that her brother would do the same.

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/lost_in_space-38428459.html

Plus Art has that gay autistic son from a different marriage that he's embarrassed about.
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>>16882958
Children are precocious.
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>>16882960
0/10
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>>16882956
fuck, you got me.
/x/ is literally full of bullshit like "omg my dryer just started and I didn't turn it on NOPE.AVI" but it's still fascinating
yeah I guess that childish interest still prevails
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>i was the biggest guy
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I just realized my toes look like cashews
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>>16882963
He's not lying, faggot.
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>>16882963
>0/10

What?
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>>16882958

as a dad of daughter's myself i can with authority: she's absolutely adorable. i kind of want to eat her face, but in a fun way

>no pedo
>>
I see what you are saying. Guess he's a sucker for kids. (Inb4 pedo)
I volunteer with kids about that age. They can make your heart melt man.
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>>16882927
Christianity seems perfectly compatible with the existence of extraterrestrial life. I think it would be tougher for religions that tie significance to a particular geographic location, like Islam and Judaism (Mecca and Jerusalem).

CS Lewis was of the opinion that if alien life exists they may not have Fallen and thus not be subject to Original Sin. So Christ need not have incarnated on that world.
>>
>if you have a punchline
>and if you're kidding..
>now is the time to say it

based fucking Art
>starts giggling
about 20 years on radio and he's still got it
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>>16882960
he probably wishes them well, it's just awkward to talk to them. They're total strangers. I feel the same way about my Dad's kids from his other marriage, I had to block them on facebook
>>
>Tfw you will never fug a witch
>tfw some redneck gave up the chance of a lifetime

And this sounds similar to that video of those guys who encountered that witch while driving in the Middle East.
>>
this thread got cringe real quick
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>>16882967
>>
Ryan is definitely from /x/
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RYAN GONNA CUCK ART
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>dude
It's complicated
>>
Here we go.
>>
>>16882974
>i want to eat her face
>>
Which one of you fucking losers just accused art of lying.
>>
>>16882982
There's nothing awkward about it. They're his fucking kids.
>>
>OIDAR
>>
Art bell baby, best show on radio waves.
>>
>>16882502
I wonder if I shot my cum into the wormhole would it splash onto Art's ear?
>>
One good thing about BellGab going full retard is that Art is no longer giving them a shoutout during the show and they're either no longer calling in or not trying to give a shoutout to it either when they're on the air.
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>>16882998
this gif makes me laugh so fucking hard that i can't even respond to any question related to it
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>>16883000
kek, over viewership numbers no less

and that resolution, oh man
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>>16882998

you got me. i lost on that one.
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>>16883000
checked and kek't
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>>16883010
Why wonder? Try it and see.
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>>16883011
What happened at Bellgab?
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>>16883010
No it wouldn't.
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>>16883000
>ARTS FARTS
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IF YOU CAN SEE THIS POST, YOU CAN TALK TO GHOSTS!
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>>16883024
Holy shit. More young teenage girls with their panties on their face.
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>>16883025

wow, thanks anon. this makes me feel better.
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>>16883024
i feel like I want to say that..a teenage girl makes a young man want to impregnate her, and that in itself is the basis of all reproduction
>>
>Portland
>"I think in 30 years, all mean things like differing opinions and criticism and white people will be gone."
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>>16882927
>My Christian faith is very important to me. If I found out that there were aliens and that Jesus didn't exist then I would just blow my brains out.


I know i will get shit for this but i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God and i am better off for it.
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>>16882569
Coulda gotten that Wendy's 4 for 4 fam
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>>16883033
> california in 30 years. Probably less
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>>16883034
Greentext dat shit.
>>
>>16883034
Care to elaborate?
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>>16883034
>i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God
in an ancient aliens sense or a trippy/all is one sense?
>>
> Art doesn't like the sound of that not realizing he won't live that long.
>>
>Art Bell: Robot Fucker
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>>16883036
here's the thing
you can get somethin 'equivalent' fro cheaper, but you cant get real actual chicken fries
>>
>>16883036
>chicken fries
>wedneys

lmao

Dude I want a computer in my brain. I look forward to being a cyborg.
>>
>one particularly cute robot
Art's going transhuman now.
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>>16883034
>I know i will get shit for this but i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God and i am better off for it.

That's what you get for dropping acid and then watching Ancient Aliens.
>>
whys art in such a good mood tonight
>>
Dis shithead don't know that the end of that poem is by T.S. Eliot? Come on dude. At least google it.

OH FUCK, IT'S MICHELLE, GOD NO.
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>>16883054
see
>>16883046
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>>16883052
Let me guess, the robot was young, the robot was asian.
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>>16883032

you're not wrong. the neolithic hunter gatherer that resides in the darkest depths of your brain knows that a young, healthy girl will most likely bring your fruit to bear and survive to nourish it and reproduce again.

remember, it wasnt that long ago in geologic terms that our average life expectancy was something like 30 years old.

hebephilia is normal. dont let the SJWs, feminists, and tumblrinas that seek to de-ball and degrade men tell you anything different
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>>16883057
It's Friday night, he has two days off from this shit. Why wouldn't he be in a good mood?
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Fucking Michael in Japan again.
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making some refried beans fams.
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KILL MICHELLE
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Hai Guyz !!
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Fucking Michelle. Will she mention she's a tranny tonight? That's the question.
>>
Tranny surprise!!!
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>fuckin michelle

going to take a bathroom break eff this shit
>>
Oh great, it's "michelle" the jap-trap again. How many times a week does this fag need to call in?
>>
I wonder what kind of looks a white man dressed as a woman gets in Japan
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>>16882502
FUUUUUUUUUCKKINGGGG GROSSSSSSSSS

FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKIINGGGG TRANNY WAITING FOR A TRAIN

FUUCCCCCKINNGGG NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
This fag again
>>
Why does Japan tolerate this disgusting freak?
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>>16883074
Hopefully some well deserved scornful looks. Japan has one of the most masculine cultures in the world.
>>
>Speaking ISIS
>>
EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT
WTF.
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>>16883080
gr8 b8 m8
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>>16883078
>Why does Japan tolerate this freak?
>Japan

You answered your own question, man.
>>
i swear to god
this tranny guy 'Michelle"
and the canadian guy call in every single night
and im pretty sure that the Canadian guy calls in multiple times with different fake accents especially during Hoagie

do they not really catch on to this? or do they just let them call in for ratings?
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>>16882604

already called
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>>16883083
sjw pls fuck off. Thanks.
>>
>8 yo mindcraft trolls
>tranny
glad im listening to C2C
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>>16883071
her call quality is actually very good for being in japan though
>>
>Being around "Michelle" the tranny from Japan makes you want to throw all faggots in a camp

I WONDER WHY
>>
Most of you prob watch tranny porn
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>>16883074
Probably like pic related.
> "shinkaansen"
Gaijin detected
>>
>vidya
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>>16883096
Someone has the photo. POST IT.
>>
Hopefully he gets run over by a train
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>>16883084
Japan is not very tolerant of homosexuals tbh
>>
Anyone else think that Michelle might have been the one who would always complain about homophobia in these threads?
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vidya--------here we go lads
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>"gay camp"
>"is that a train?"
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>>16883094

Japan isn't 3rd world, man.
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>>16883094
>her
>>
Two nukes wasn't enough
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>>16883093
cmon, 8 year olds are hot
but 30 something trannies like 'Michelle' disgust everyone
>>
>>16883094
>her

>>16883099
im A-sexual dumbass
>>
>>16883099
Yeah but those trannies are hot porn trannies. That's different.
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>>16883088
having the same person call over and over is not good for ratings. it just shows how few people are listening. it's what killed his last XM show. some aussie faggot called in every night.
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>>16883112
I said most, not all.
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>>16883110
Don't blame Japan, this is some vile gaijin.
>>
>LETS MAKE VIDYA GAEM

is this ullillillia???????????
>>
>hurr durr we just need to pull together guise
ever notice how people who say this vague shit never have any suggestions on how to do it
>>
>>16883116
They obviosly tolerate it
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>>16883114
>>
>>16883112
>>16883109
lol i did say "her"

guess i'm turning liberal without even noticing


thank god a great red neck caller on the way
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>>16883114
We've traded the Aussie faggot for a weeabo tranny. That was not an upgrade.
>>
This guys calling is calling on a tin can, sounds like 2000 cell hone
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>>16883104
They don't like Muslims either. I once decided to read about the incursion into Japan; they take over homes with a decent little yard and turn them into mosques; think of something like Moroboshi's house from Urusei Yatsura, plenty of room for a good couple of handfuls of people. When the Japanese people walk by the places during their prayers, they refer to the mudslimes as "ass lifters" I believe.
>>
>Michelle
>Always gets Priority on Arts Show and Hoags show

WHYYYYY
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>>16883123
They dont tolerate it. They just feel disgusted but try to ignore it. Thats the japanese way of dealing with that kind of shit.
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>a woman

theres your problem art
>>
Heres we go with this bitch
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>>16883114
alright, but canada 'bro' calls in just about every day
and you can clearly tell his voice, accent,
last time he was talking about being raised with a keyboard under his fingers, and art/hoagie incorrectly assumed he meant a piano'
it was hilarious as hell, but canadabro calls in pretty much every day
it's hard to belive that art/hoagie don't notice him
>>
No, we really don't like Heather tbh fam.
>>
1/5 of Art's show is skype problems

im done
>>
JOHN NOOOOOO
>>
>bong hit.wav
>>
i wanna be deep in heather's hole ifyaknowatimean
>>
> Look for the little hole.

You know that's not the first time he's said that either.
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Creepy stories from night driving would be pretty fun and spooky.
>>
fuck....people are stupid
>>
you know I regularly listen to arts classic shows and his open lines callers were never this bad
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>>16883147
Like Mel's Hole it's a bottomless pit of despair.
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>>16883153
people are getting dumber honestly

i listen to the old shows frequently too
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>>16883141
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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APOPHIS THE GOULD MADMAN IS COMING
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>>16883160
this
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>>16883160
Yeah
I think you're probably right
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>>16883114
the aussie still calls doesnt he
>>
>>16883044
>>16883045
>>16883046

I will try to keep it short as possible but i could write a book on my experience. I was an atheist i was not the fedora christian hater type i just did not believe. I never drank or done drugs never been on any mental medications. I have always been into the paranormal but never experienced it and i was a bit of skeptic.

I ended up doing something sexual and i came under demonic attack. It would generally attack me at night as i was trying to fall asleep or i was asleep. The first time it attacked me was in the form of sleep paralysis. It was in my dream and looked like a normal human and it never said anything. It was attacking me with what i had done and trying to use it against me.

I really had a hard time understanding why. You would think the demonic wouldn't shame you for doing something that was detestable to God but it did.

Well anyways a lot of things happened but it did turn alien. One time i awoke and i seen pentagrams in my vision and when i would blink it would change it did it three times. The second time there was a pentagram and it was like a black background with a grey pentagram. There was a green alien skull glowing on it like it wanted me to see it or notice it. That was the first time it had anything alien to it.

I had read stories about how in alien abductions the aliens come though the window. Not a open window but a closed window. Well thats exactly how demons came into my room at night i would hear a knock on the window (second story). I was never abducted that i remember but there was instances of alien things in my experiences. These things would stand around my bed also but they were invisible you could just hear them and feel their presence.
>>
The U.N. said that most global conflicts are caused by Climate Change and not religion.
>>
>>16883163
>1/5 of this thread is bellgab problems
>>
>>16883153
It's been a while but I don't remember him being this tolerant of bad callers either.
>>
>>16883153
back then paranormal shows were few.
he had 500+ radio stations, the caller pool was much larger.
it was also before the internet short attention span fried everyone's brain.
>>
>Art 'Gone Shillin'' Bell
>>
just for the sake of shits and grins-

where did you hear of art bell?

My grandmother got me into nostrodamus at a really young age watching the orson welles documentary like once a month for a while on vhs. she told me there was a radio show where people talked about these folks like him and other weird stuff. i was really young but about 5 years ago i got into it remembering the name she gave me. she was proud when i told her i got on his first sirius show with michio bukkake.

tl;dr where'd you first hear about art?
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>>16883167
That Aussie has a fucking name and you fegs all know it. Most of you are bellgabbers who want to be anon so you can post stupid shit here.
>>
>le Christian dark ages meme.


Why doesn't anyone complain about faggots sacrificing hearts to the sun god or all of the oogabooga religions?
>>
>>16883173
Yeah you might be right about the listener pool
>>
>at&t
I like paying $200 a month for a cell phone please
>>
>>16883168
Your demons are your guilt.
>>
kek what the fuck is this guy on
>>
>>16883177
calm down friend
>>
Dear god, this caller. Seriously, did he put up with this shit before??
>>
Is Snoory good?
>>
>>16883176
Around 2002, I downloaded something off of Limewire about aliens, and was really spooked by it.

Years later, I found out it was some old C2C show with Linda Moulton Howe. I listened to a bunch of old shows and have been listening every since.
>>
If I can call New York? Why can't I call a distant planet?
Jesus
>>
>>16883167
>>16883177
'jazmunda. i did lurk bellgab during the Dark Matter month but had to quit. the people there are facebook meme minion tier unfunny cultish pleb tards
>>
Art Bell BTFO
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This caller
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>>16882502
Does this dude not know about AdBlock?
>>
oh jesus and this faggot too?

oh my god these callers are literally autism incarnate
>>
Dis nigga has called a few times before, he was acting gay as fuck the night Art had that preacher on.
>>
500 years from now we're going to have outworld colonies and idiots will still be complaining about their subspace cell provider.

>Sir, sir, you are on Mars. Your Terra call will take a few minutes to connect. Thoughts do not work that way.
>>
>>16883185
Holy shit, this guy has got to be a homeless guy at a phonebooth. Gold.
>>
Anybody know what accent this is?
>>
>I don't believe in light speed and relativity
>we're all thinking the same speed
>maddona
>YouTube ads
>Jesus want things to be free
Jackpot.
>>
GIBS ME DAT
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everything is gonna be free in 30 years
NIGGA

check my fertility
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Why.
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This guy will go down as the dumbest person ever to call into a radio show.
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What a breath of fresh air. Great call...
>>
this caller and his phlegm shit sound
>>
>>16883211
Flaming fag crazy ass nigga.
>>
>>16883211
fake
>>
>>16883181
it's pretty apparent and i hope it doesn't ruin this show as well.
there are so many better paranormal podcasts out now.
i honestly just listen now out of nostalgia and for these threads, if these threads stopped i would probably not listen.
>>
what the fuck is happening m8s

im genuinely scared
>>
SOME VELVET MORNIN WHEN I'M STRAIGHT
>>
Does anyone remember that redneck who used to call into C&C? Guy was always running from the police and would rant the whole time, Art/Noory barely got a word in.
>>
>this caller

Art should of just said the voices over the phone also travel at the speed of light so he can understand why voice communication to the megastructures aren't instant.

also

>wants to be president
>doesn't know how to disable ads on youtube

ayylmao
>>
What. The. Fuck. Did art just call himself?
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>>16883018
if anyone can write a story like this that's bs i'll try and call in with a southern accent and pass it off as real just for the lulz

let's see what you got- i can ad lib pretty well
>>
>>16883232
32 32, dubs eyy?
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>>16883176
a friend when I was 16 years old, though I didn't actually start listening consistently until 19 years old. This was back in 97
>>
does hoagland have insider information? He seems to always know about shit coming up.
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>>16883207
Oh yeah I remember, so trollin then.
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>tfw gonna 3D print a 2D waifu
>>
>>16883238
He's been saying those things were coming for like 30 years. Now that they're happening he seems confused about his place in the world.
>>
>>16883238
No, he thinks he gets secret messages sent to him by NASA based on the times they release their press releases though. Seriously.
>>
Why do I feel like I'd die on a conspiracy cruise?
>>
>>16883176
>be around 15 in the mid 90s
>just flipping through the AM band looking for something to listen that night
>show about ghosts, Bigfoot and aliums
>been listening ever since

Also truth or consequences is the best city name ever
>>
>>16883248
Sandra Bullet would ave ya bro.
>>
Ok. I just spent the last half hour digging through the Hoagland thread on bellgab which is currently up to 983 pages. I was looking for the moment when they all turned on Hoagie and I found it.

See the screencap. That person only has six posts. That is his six and final post. His first five posts were kind of random and then his six post was [pic related] and that was it. Bellgab immediately went batshit insane and turned on Hoagland calling for people to cancel their subscriptions and to call into his show and harass him. No one even asked him for evidence. They just immediately turned on Hoagland.

His account is less than two months old.
He makes five random posts.
His sixth post is a smear attack against RCH with no evidence to back it up and immediately turns the entire site against RCH.
He never posts again.

Very fishy.
>>
>>16883250
Are you me?
>>
>>16883255
Yes my 55s posting friend
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>>16883254
>"Rossy"
>>
>>16883251
Okay.jpg
>>
>>16883250
>>16883255
>>16883256
either amusing coincidence or a multiple personality /x/phile
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>>16883254
Google the users name and use your brain to think who would have that kind of inside knowledge and be in a position to post it?
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I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
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>>16883254
Art was right when he said that site would implode.
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66 get
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>>16883262
Joy btfo
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>>16882502
So much time is wasted by fucking women and their tendency to not listen.

Fucking cunt Joy.
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>>16883261
Seriously, that's exactly how I had discovered Art Bell too. Was 15 in the mid 90s, surfing the AM dial late one night looking for a show to fall asleep to, find this crazy show talking about ayy lmaos and ghosts. Been hooked ever since.
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>martian made me teary eyed

hahahahahaha
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>>16883268
idk why this made me lol so much
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>>16883248
>I'm the king of the..
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>>16883273
Shut up Michelle from Japan
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>>16883254
Turning on him over some butthurt intern.
>>
Mother fucker sounds like Forrest Gump
>>
Brooking is full of shit
>>
Lol she panicked.
>>
sounded like that dirty tranny again
>>
tht was fukcking 'michelle'
>>
Sounded like another tranny. Almost sounded like fucking "Michelle."
>>
quetwelie btfo
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>>16883286
>she
>>
HAHAHA.....these fucking callers !!
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>>16883286
>she
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>>16883176

>1998 and undgrad in college
>working as a movie theater projectionist
>projectors running and doing homework
>scanning through AM for something to listen to
>hear dude supposedly flying plane into area 51
>was perfect show to listen to when working midnight shows
>hooked ever since

thanks Art
>>
>tfw I'm legally blind and I wish I had a driverless car
>>
>>16883176
>>16883250
Same here. I stumbled onto the show one night and I kept listening here and there but didn't realize Art was someone other than some random dude on late night radio until he was on that Millennium episode.
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if hes blind, how does he dial art bell?
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>>16883289
00it was
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>>16883254
And if you can't use context clues. It was Art.
>>
>a literal blind dude can get a wife and i cant

reeeeeee
>>
nano tech could give him sight.
but not for surfs.
>>
I wonder do blind people dream in black and white
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>>16883273
Matt Damon's ass wasn't that impressive.
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>>16883312
He just said he doesn't see in his dreams
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>woman caller

into the trash it goes
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>>16883301
>magnets
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>>16883308
Yeah but his wife is blind too. WTF use is that.
>>
>>16883312
did you mean color blind?
>>
No women callers or men who think they are women. Also, no Australians.
>>
>some like it hot

what the fuck lady
>>
Why does Art think the listeners don't understand what dead air is? We heard it Monday night!
>>
wasn't the Dead Zone a stephen king thing
fuck stephen king tbh
>>
>>16883324
yeah, i don't get it.
>>
>tfw i wanna call but i'm getting nervous just picking up the phone ;/
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>>16883324
some like it hot in the desert

yeah, still lame...
>>
>>16883315
But his other senses, you know, does he have an experience like dreaming in black and white, like all the sound is in mono or something
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>>16883332
plz say you come from the /x/ Board.
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>>16883327

Yes, was also a DBZ movie.
>>
>>16883254
I WISH RICHARD'S HEART ATTACK WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM! SON OF A BITCH!
>>
>>16883336
okay but we should say some code name though- like a tibetan carpet weaving forum
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>bernadet
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this old bitch is probably just following a couple different groups and doesn't know it
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>>16883331
i don't think there's anything to get besides it was a marilyn monroe flick
>>
Dead air is meta as fuck. I think Art should use it
>>
>>16883338
You're not Ross. Don't lie.
>>
76 in 30 years? She sounds 76 now!
>>
She's only 46? She sounds like she's in her 60s.
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God this call sucks
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>>16883343
first kek of the night
>thanks
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>Bernadette say he has no competition
Snoory BTFO
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>art has a monopoly on spoopy radio
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>>16883344
i guess i don't get how she could think that's a good name for his Halloween show.
>>
These callers are all garbage
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>>16883355
first by bagel bites then by bernadette from 1776
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>>16883359
She's a moron. Does that make it clearer for you?
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>then i'd take a group picture

yeah right lady
>>
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>have the alien take a picture then get a group picture
al bundy tried that
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>>16883355
Oy Snoory is too boring, same format every show. I got my brother who never heard of snory before to listen to one of his shows and he was like this guy ask the most generic questions. He never listened to coast again because of him.
>>
>>16883359
the only thing I can think of, and I'm stretching here, is that it's some kind of hell reference. don't ask me what connection ghost stories have with hell, other than those christians that think ghosts are lost souls. that's the best I've got.
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>>16883365
>that one wearing a collar
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>tfw im an out of this world babe
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>>16883375
Tits?
>>
>IRAQ

what
>>
Hey where's that anon that always posts porn pics in these threads? Something happen to him? :)
>>
>>16883377
This
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>>16883377
>>
>>16883381
Holding out for Hoagie
>>
>>16883384
Prolly ugly anyways
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The dead of night?
>>
Fucking goy
>>
if i get on i'm going to mention the quickening and the physics behind it. also midnight in the pumpkin patch
>>
Ed Dames is a fucking idiot
>>
Demanding gold!
How Jewish can you get, Art?
>>
>>16883392
The Deb of Night?
>>
>>16883392
Dead air in the desert
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is art a jew leprechaun
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>>16883396
He doesn't keep his gold around his neck.
>>
>rooting for the Chargers, ever
>>
Wait, why does Ed dames or whatever owe art gold?
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Ross here, Richard better watch his back, you guys are cool though
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what is the most recent fast and the furious
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>>16883409
ROSS !
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>>16883410
32
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>>16883405
it's his jew gold
>>
>>16883410
7
>>
>>16883405
Jan 1, 2005

On his last appearance on the show Ed promised to find gold treasure in California and bring it to Art Bell's house at Christmas. This didn't happen. He also has a new gold target near Carson City which is from an old stagecoach robbery. He will find this treasure and bring it to Art's house in the Spring.
>>
>>16883409
You think that's witty but someone made the same meme about Ross about an hour before Art's house got shot up.
>>
>>16883405
He once gave the coordinates of a supposed gold deposit somewhere in the desert near Art, perhaps he meant that.
>>
Dallas Thompson was the crazy hollow earth guy Art interviewed in 2002. One of the funniest shows ever.
>>
>>16883409
Your aim sucks b
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i have tinnitus bros

hold me
>>
Do you think this guy is drunk?
>>
>technerogicically advanced
>>
Dear Air would be a good title for a zombie movie, presumably set on an airplane.
>>
>>16883419
>before Art's house got shot up
Except it didn't.
>>
>>16883423
b
even worse, it's r9k
somebody paid attention to them, now they're taking this meme too far tbh
>>
hey art it's jeff i love your progrum
>>
>>16883430
Starring SamueL?
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>>16883427
yes & some of the most retarded people are calling
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when is art going to invite ebola-chan as a guest?
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Midnight in the Dead-sert

>get it?
>It's a play on the show title "Midnight in the Desert"
>>
>>16883435
Wtf is r9k?
>>
hey do you think aerialins are real?
>>
>>16883444
when is he going to have scooby-doo on? >>16883446
>>
>>16883453
just leave
>>
>>16883453
>>r9k
>>
>>16883444
Someone should call in and ask what he knows about ebola-chan.
> trips checked. Good luck, ebola-chan.
>>
>>16883456
Nah fam I'm good SadFrog.jpg
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>jurassic park
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>>16883433
His building had bullet holes.
>>
>>16883453
one of the worst boards on 4chan, even worse than x.
>>
Art said he's starting on KABC AM next week. Now I can listen via the IHeartRadio app instead of this shitty TuneIn app that's always cutting in and out.
>>
40% of the calls are dedicated on how to call in/speak on the radio.
>>
>they're still playing my shows
*smack*
>>
>>16883462
Sauce? According to the article on his site, they found no bullet holes at all.
>>
>>16883430
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993841
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>shilling for literally everything
>bringing up michelle


hahahahahah
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>>16883458
We have a friend of the family among us
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THE DEAD ZONE
H
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D
E
A
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Z
O
N
E
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> art calling out the caller's autism
>>
>>16883462
Source? He didn't mention that on his site, at least that I saw.
>>
two dumb bitches wandering around in graveyards looking at their iphones
>>
>>16883483
Just another day in paradise.
>>
>ghost radar app
Get the fuck out of here you gullible bitch. Bet you paid $1.99 for it too.
I need to make a stupid scam app and make me some sheckles.
>>
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4chan.org/v/thread/314129057
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>>16883466
Next stop KFI, Snoory can have Bakersfield.
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>tfw no weegee board
>>
>>16883492
Coast to Coast AM is already off on saturday and Sundays on KFI. They got some local guy doing a conspiracy show.
>>
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>>16883477
Some Like it Hot
>>
>>16883495
GTFO Michelle
>>
been going nonstop tryna call on skype

listen for >>16883394
>>
>>16883495
Oh fuck I remember that from a book in school. Still freaks me the fuck out.
>>
>>16883501
Kek, listening just to hear pumpkin patch get btfo
>>
>>16883501
Mention Ebola chan and people worshiping old gods in order to bring them back.
>>
What video was she talking about, I missed the start?
>>
>>16883495
I always feel so bad for this guy.
>>
>>16883511
Second. GPS coordinates of the white house? feds don't take that shit lightly.
>>
>>16883506
Thsi
>>
>>16883492
KABC and KFI both serve the same market. You can't have the same show on two channels in the same market. On the other hand Art and George will finally be competing directly against each other.
>>
I always base my roofing decisions on the owner's talk radio preferences
>>
>>16883235

Hello?
is this Art Bell?

Wooo boy do i got a crazy story to tell ya that happened to me while I was out on the road one night doing a delivery

Now I'm not the type who believed in little green men and flying saucers and what not but this experience really made me a believer ill tell you hwat.

Art last week ahhh I was driving muh BIG RIG on the high E way goin' west from Sweet Water Texas.at about 2am in the mournin'. It was pitch dark outside with barely any traffic on the road. Then next thing I know, I get blinded by a big white flash and a pair o' big ol' lights appear in the sky, lighting up the whole highway in front of me.

Art I kid you not- next thing I know I'm driving my rig inside this big ol' metallic tunnel. So I stopped muh truck and go my head out the window to get a better look see. Then suddenly this tunnel lights up with green and blue lights that all all over the walls and they start blinking on and off like some kinda computer gizmo going nuts. I freaked out so I rolled the window up and locked the doors. After 5 seconds my trucks lights and engine suddenly shut off starts shaking violenly. So I'm tumblin' and turnin' in there with no idea what's goin' on. I start yellin' cause i'm honestly scared and think I'm about to die or somethin' and the next thing I know i wake up all sweating on this park bench with my truck near by with the engine on. So I get up and I'm wonderin' what the hell just happened and as I re-collect my self i realize I'm just outside of Big Springs which is about 60 miles away from the last place where i saw them lights in the sky.

I've only told my wife about this cause I'm afraid I'd be ridiculed and lose muh truckin' job. They might think I'm working too hard and having hallucinations out on the road while moving cargo and they'll give me the boot.
>>
>>16883515
Where have you been? There's been a thread about that video on /x/ since it came out.
>>
>>16883520
>atleast your roof will come with free tin foil
>>
You're fuckin' stupid.
I'm fuckin' stupid.
Buy this shitty dress.
>>
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>tfw no wife

fuck you radio
>>
>>16883526
Kekles
>>
>>16883520
Basements don't have roofs.
>>
>>16883530
200 years old. Fuckin saved
>>
>>16883530
And that's r9k in a nutshell.
>>
>>16883520
It's the heart felt sincerity that sold me.
>>
>>16883533
No, but my shut-in shack does.
>>
ART CALL ME?!?! BETTER LOOK UP SOME GOOD CREEPYPASTA
>>
>>16883522
i emailed art this ghost story
>>
>>16883538
Hahaha. Yesssss
>>
I think he's just getting drunk and having people write on him.
>>
>>16883541
If Art ever discovers the SCP Foundation the show is doomed.
>>
>>16883466
I use tunein all the tie and I've never had an issue
>>
>>16883515
>>16881718
>>
>>16882532
I was under the impression that someone just said they could hear gunshots somewhere in the background vacinity, like when you live in a ghetto and hear shit poppin off, not exactly someone straight up shooting AT his house.
>>
Kill this guys dog
>>
That fucking hotel she died in was known for murders. Jesus christ. Stop talking about it already.
>>
>>16883538
Your cuck shed?
>>
>>16883556
Calm down Newman.
>>
>>16883549
Fuck dude scps are the worst
>>
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
>>
>>16883559
I'd need a wife to be a cuck. I guess I could pay some dindus to plow my cat.
>>
>doesn't want to lose Christian listeners
>>
Aliens are daemons.
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>>16883559
no, even worse. he's not even getting cucked.
i attached mine to the window.
>>
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>kjv
>>
Why would aliens give a damn either way about religion or any other human philosophy and why should we care what the aliens think either way? This is such a pointless discussion to argue over.
>>
>>16883580
Just Furby my shit up
>>
>>16883575

I'm apt to believe this. Every credible report of their (grays for instance) their behavior and TOTAL lack of compassion or care for humans and their utter indifference to the suffering and fear of their victims should tell everyone all they need to know.
>>
>>16883566
if what there are?
>>
100,000 watts and not a clear signal
>>
>>16883593
wut
>>
doesn't look like i'll be able to get on dammit is hogie worth calling, ive only ever heard him on bell's show
>>
>>16883598


Hoagie is fun to talk to.
>>
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>>16883593

fucking Skype can't even 100,000 JIGGAWATTS
>>
>>16883598
He normally doesn't take calls
>>
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>>16883583
>why should we care what the aliens think
>implying the aliens wouldn't be impressed by our accomplishments
>>
a neutrino just flew through my brain

feelsgoodman.jpg
>>
>>16883587
Kind of like research scientists.
>>
Hoagland rarely takes calls. When he does its usually only in the final fifteen minutes and he lets the callers talk for several minutes. He takes about three callers or so a show when he goes to open lines
>>
Red neck talking about DeathStar
>>
>>16883608
don't think that this analogy hasn't crossed my mind also
>>
>>16883608
breddy much
>>
>>16883598
Can't get in here either. Just the busy signal over and over. Same for you anon?
>>
>>16883618
yea skype would go about one minute and cut out, and the phone didn't even fuckin ring
>>
>>16883618
can we call c2c and troll the host? number/stream anyone?
>>
please hoags.. please don't suck tonight.. please

that show with the Greatest Corpses of Ye Olde Tyme Radio about killed my hope
>>
hoag thread where
>>
no hoagie bread?
>>
>>16883615
>>16883616
I just wish they would take scientists instead of Bubba. I mean it would solve two problems at once.
>>
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>>16883633

>two problems at once
>>
>>16883623
Tried posting the numbers but this faggot form thinks I'm spamming. Just google coast to coast phone number.
>>
How long until "we can reach ANYONE IN THE WORLD"
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>typing pad

I love you Hoagster
>>
>>16883642
i did, goofballs are talking about ghost shit tonight, im just gonna go to bed cuz im on the east coast and its 3
>>
No one writes in to say "good job - I like what you're doing". People on write in to bitch and moan and attack. So all the email you get is just people attacking you. It makes you think that everyone hates you and what you are doing. Then you have a bad day and think "what am I doing? Why continue with this show if everyone hates it and me?". And then you suddenly quit.
Thanks bellgab.
>>
Why does no one call this a cyclone?

Am I wrong? Did meteorology change suddenly? Shit in the Pacific is still cyclones or am I in an alternate reality?
>>
>>16883632
>>16883631


>>16883656

just whipped one up,,, going to bed now
>>
>>16883659
No one in the US calls these storms cyclones.
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