Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
http://artbell.com/
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Friday, October 23skiddoo, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
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Who will be first to call in and not embarrass themselves?
>>16882502
Have there been any good shows this week? I haven't been around.
>>16882507
are you kidding? wednesday night someone shot up his house dude.
It was majestic- see if you can pull it up in the archive
>>16882502
does anyone plan on calling in tonight?
>paranormal dr phil
Finally, the best night of the week has arrived.
>>16882509
While he was on the air? I'm sorry I missed that.
![548_zpsc5c4e0c5.jpg_original[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qkj4fay.jpg "548_zpsc5c4e0c5.jpg_original[2].jpg")
ral fuckin early....
anyone want me to ask art anything specific through the wormhole tonight?
>>16882521
yes he mentions it briefly on his facebook page and i think his website has a video that recalls the event
>>16882527
i'm giddy for the show, sorry mate, you can make monday's
>>16882527
thread nazis strike again
![demi-lovato-camp-rock-premiere-10[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v5ZdUc3.jpg "demi-lovato-camp-rock-premiere-10[2].jpg")
>>16882565
i just noticed it was realy early,
i had time to run to BK and get sum chicken fries and come back
>>16882569
fair enough, what'd you get at bk?
that spooky black wopper that turns poo green?
![f0ceb968e118fafdb54d042781211c44[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c8POkOa.jpg "f0ceb968e118fafdb54d042781211c44[1].jpg")
>>16882575
i already told u wat i got
r u hi bro
>>16882580
all you got was chicken fries?
are you a seagull?
>>16882587
#rekt
captcha: french fries
>>16882587
lmao i got a chicken fries meal
i ate some homemade chicken and rice burritos already
>art won't ban the tranny in Japan
>>16882598
it's all good- i had to think of a smartass thing to say because i didn't realize you already told me what you got at bk- i'm working on some beers - might just call in tonight
>>16882598
wtf makes it a meal? it's already fries with chicken built in
>>16882502
Hi friends.
George Noory here. I am a nationally syndicated talk show host whose show is dedicated to the paranormal, science and technology.
I invite you all to tune into my show tonight at 10pm.
See you there!
Sincerly, your friend, George Noory.
>>16882528
Ask him if he plans on ever doing a follow up with "victor" guy and the Area 51 alien interview tape
Fuck yeah, Open Lines. I'm going to make a veggie Reuben to celebrate.
>>16882607
a "meal" means + fried and a drink
>>16882608
ill be there
>>16882615
not your bellgab foodie blog faggot
>>16882609
i will copy this message and send it right now- i'll say my name is fred
No bad language on Art's show. Meanwhile they were straight up cussing last night on Richard's show.
>no pesky guests ...
>it's just..the two of us..
Art Bell getting seductive
OMG KABC IS PICKING UP ART'S SHOW!!!!!111!!
>>16882632
O-okay
![wide-eyes-e1332458021323[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xl7XYh2.jpg "wide-eyes-e1332458021323[2].jpg")
muh KABC
>KABC-TV, channel 7, is an ABC owned-and-operated television station located in Los Angeles, California, United States
2 drink MAX
I love Art Bell, but he's gotten senile as fuck
>>16882608
Can't wait George. I'd rather listen to a professionally produced show than some guy doing amateur hour in his living room.
>>16882638
is he really hat senile if he impregnated a tight young asian?
>HP
>>16882638
>I love Art Bell, but he's gotten senile as fuck
how so?
he can hold conversation for 3hr/night 5nights/week
you sit in your mom's basement 7 night/week
LETS DOOOOO THIS! ART BET FOR PRESIDENT
>>16882608
i honestly loved noory until i learned that Noory was his master to his apprentice
Coast 2 Coast is still ok, but the amount of commercials is absolutely BRUTAL
It would have been sweet if KABC AM had dumped C2C AM but they were just running "Best of KABC" during that time. Art will also be getting the first hour of Red Eye Radio.
***
Last night a caller got confused and thought that he was listing to Art on KXNT. Art inferred that he would be on KXNT soon. That would be a confirmed kill as they would have to dump Noory to do that.
>breaking news announcement every show
>it's nothing
everytime
>>16882646
6 nights/week thank you very much. 1 night/week, my only friend and I sit in his mom's basement drinking beer and complaining about things we don't like, like immigrants and people who are happy with their lives. Still more of a social life than you have.
>>16882653
>mfw Art makes a breaking news announcement
Let's do this shit...
>space megastructures
>>16882608
>>16882620
>>16882639
>>16882638
Fuck right off faggots.
![retrograde[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mX9OQL2.png "retrograde[1].png")
>>16882665
>mfw the episode where Scully gets a tattoo and fucks a rando
uh...ok i gues,
>>16882664
not quite buddy- i'm moderately social. the world makes it tough, but i am moderately social none the less
>>16882609
i sent it in buddy
Dayum, Art taking shots at Jesus.
Art thinks that aliens are real! He's going senile!
>>16882670
No, fuck you. I'd rather listen to a show that is carried worldwide than some grandpa's overrated podcast.
>>16882675
btw i meant to post a pic if an erection and not retrograde ejaculation, wtf een is ahat
>>16882675
>mfw Scully got a tattoo
I do not understand why mainstream media is not all over this story. Oh because corporate media is a fucking joke! Alien megastructures! People!
Gee, why would humanity be scared of a potential incredibly advanced alien race that potentially has technology and power that rivals our own?
>>16882670
Wow, the Snoory-fags are out in force tonight. Almost as bad as Ballgaggers and Ring-kissers.
>>16882676
>i'm moderately social
>>16882684
then why are you here cuck ?
>>16882684
> Implying a show streamed live on the internet isn't worldwide
You're not very bright, are you?
Midnight in the Graveyard
2spoopy4me
Midnight in the pumpkin
>>16882697
midnight in the pumpkin patch
>Intergalactic Jehovah Witnesses
>Intergalactic Mormons
>>16882701
OH THE NIGHT
IS MY WORLD
>>16882502
My face, when ya'll niggas can't use Ghost to Ghost. Laughin all da way 2 tha banx!!!
>>16882702
THIS
H
I
S
Ohh shit we have a good ol fashioned vote off
okay i was arguing against art being senile but he just repeated dead air a half dozen times giggling to himself
>>16882694
i'm A-sexual dumb ass
Art didn't go on Periscope last week. Maybe tonight?
>>16882704
i made these edits and cant see how low quality they are
i need to fix them,
Please let me die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>16882713
I would say this is clearly Michelle the Jap-Trap, but she's more of a Ring Kisser than a Snoory Fag.
AS A SIDE NOTE:
i kinda wish /x/ had id's for these threads,
we could reference each other and see how many of us there really are.... sometimes i get the impression its me and like 5 other dudes going nuts on the keyboard and making this look like a populated thread
/rant
>>16882713
Oh so you're a worthless piece of shit.
go figure......
Someone better call in with a story about how they got away with pirating Art's show by using proXPN.
>DEAD AIR
>>16882724
me 2
>>16882724
wait til next week we can't be bothered tonight
>>16882727
It clearly says that there are 18 unique ips here.
>>16882736
where?
>>16882727
Well, so far there are 18 unique posters by IP. Am I reading the bottom right of the page correctly?
Art Habbening 2.0
The Shadow people are back! Get your gun Art!
>>16882738
In the bottom right, newfriend.
>>16882739
wow i've been here since 2008 and never knew what those numbers signified
>>16882724
I'll pray for your wish to be fulfilled.
Art Bell currently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
>>16882747
They didn't have the statistics listed back in 2008. They were added about three or four years ago.
Will these "How to use Skype" lectures ever end?
Only 38 minutes till my nigga Noory is on the air!
>>16882761
Big ups bruh.
The real show bout to drop dat knowledge.
>>16882756
>Will these "How to use Skype" lectures ever end?
They won't in fact they will get worse now that Skype has removed the mute caller function. So now we'll get to hear Art go
"what's that noise",
"caller please be quiet."
"Is that you making that noise, caller?"
"No that's not me, Art."
"It's me, Art".
>>16882761
>>16882767
im with you
>>16882747
I've seen the Friday night threads get up to nearly 100 posters in past weeks. Just FYI. Though, to be frank about 10% or so seem to be trolls and thread faggers.
>mfw not having ban hammer authority
>Everyone complaining about gun shots near Art's house
This shit happens everyday in the ghetto, son, smdh.
>>16882761
Noory is off tonight. Dave Schrader is hosting. If you actually listened to that show you would know who the fucking host is.
based Trump
>>16882773
nigga lives in bumblefuck nevada though
where my hubrids at?
plague and pestilence to non hubrids!
>>16882770
Art's a total autist about it, but I blame his landwhale producer for that.
If he had just one.. JUST ONE fucking call screener on his staff, then the lectures wouldn't be necessary.
>>16882772
>I've seen the Friday night threads get up to nearly 100 posters in past weeks.
We've regularly get around 46 to 56 unique posters on Art threads and that includes Fridays. I've never seen the counter go past 70 users here.
We need to address the hubrid takeover 30 years from now.
>>16882783
If he had a call screener he'd be like every other show and he doesn't want that. He wants the crazy callers, that's his audience.
>>16882781
>tfw live in California
>could move to bumble fuck nevada
It's tempting but it gets so fucking hot, and just the fear of being stranded in the desert
>>16882785
nice image choice, very up to date friend
>>16882502
I predict the world in catastrophy with all the mudslimes invading europe and leeching off the government.
Gonna suck bruh.
>>16882791
thaaanks
>>16882782
i've got your back, anon
What just happened
what happend?!
smooth transition!
What the fuck just happened?
>Eight year old calls in
>Cut to Dark Matter news
>8 yr old BTFO
lmao
>you're the same age as my daughter...
>cut to commericial
lol i'm 8 (with blatant voice changer)
cuts to news-
which one of you bastards did this?
>>16882502
lol, Art just went to commerish, to get dat little 8 year old booty.
Sly dog, he still got an eye for the youngins.
East of the Rockies
West of the Rockies
First Time Caller
Wild Card Line
That's all you need.
****
WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT CALL WITH THE CHILD LIKE VOICE "YOU'RE 8? THAT THE SAME AGE AS MY DAUGHTER" WAS FROM LAST WEEK!
We in some sort of weird time loop, folks.
Did Art forget he had a break coming up? He was talking to some girl and suddenly DARK MATTER NEWS
Shit just got weird
DARK MATTER NEWS, SAVING YOU FROM 8 YEAR OLD SQUEAKERS
>this caller
>>16882802
It was probably cringe so they edited it out in the delay.
>>16882803
it was a fae folk. Art had to cut it off before it cursed the audience.
hold up, what the fuck just happened?
Come on /x/ needs to call in Im sick of hearing about these art bell chat rooms and newsgroupsd calling in
>>16882784
I said up to, and granted that was when the thread was invaded by Ballgaggers, but yes full disclosure the the Friday count on the high end is around 70.
your autism has been noted and reported to Bellgab
>>16882817
faggotry.
>>16882804
Fucking arranged marriages man. Gotta seize the opportunity when it comes
this is known in radio as a dump- radio usually is about 5-10 seconds ahead so if something unsavory is said- art can push a button and make sure it doesn't get out into the airwaives
ART BELL. BEST RADIO SHOW OUT. EASY.
>>16882789
a call screener doesn't HAVE to cull out the freaks, but at least he/ she could tell them to BACK THE FUCK OFF THE MIC YOU'RE OVERMODULATING BITCH!!!!
>>16882819
What would I say to someone who killed his wife and married and married a child bride from the Philippines two weeks later?
>>16882808
That was a different one. This shit is even weirder, though.
>>16882809
according to Amy, he did forget.
No. That bit with the childlike caller was from last week! He even said "You're 8, my daughter is 8" exactly like last time. Some sort of fuck up or someone was playing a recording to him of last week's show.
>>16882826
If he dumped the call he still would have thrown to the break. He didn't throw to the break, it just hit without warning.
>>16882502
"Hi Art, I am 8, wanna skype?"
>>16882824
I've seen the advantages to arranged marriage since I wat at least 13 years old, and I'm Caliornian
I never wanted the commercials to end so bad in my life.
>conspiracy cruise
Oh so the government is finally rounding them up
>>16882831
lol it wasnt two weeks, but i did say two weeks in a thread wednesday as hyperbole, i don't wanna start a rumor, it was at least a month or two
>>16882814
The cringe is the best part.
is bellgab nothing but grandma's with garfield avatars?
>>16882836
he has been replaced with a replicant hubrid.
the real Art Bell would never forget a break like that.
>>16882838
"Back off bitch, he like dem asian booties."
>>16882844
yes
>asteroid will very closely pass by the earth but it wont hit us!
inb4 another asteroid "coincidentally" crashes and explodes up in the Earths atmosphere the same day
i really hope art does these shows for a long time, so long as the chan stays alive, i'll be able to lead a very satisfied life finishing a graduate degree and looking forward to these wacky threads at night
>>16882802
>>16882809
>>16882834
This kind of thing would never happen with a true professional behind the mic.
>>16882839
i tried hard as hell to type this correctly, but I missed the 'f"
>>16882502
Art Bell coming back all relaxed after busting a nut to that 8 year old caller.
okay lets see wtf happened
IF YOU GET HURTTTTT
>>16882851
>not your career blog
>>16882851
hey anon, i did my undergrad in poli sci hist and got MLS in grad. what are you working on?
It's nice that art lets his wife talk on his show
Hoagies show is getting canned next month, apparently there's been a few discrepancies
D'aw
>Hi I'm Asia Bell
>running Midnight in the future
E I G H T
I
G
H
T
Count to 5 for me caller
>1
>2
>3
>5
Wut?
>daughter is named Asia
racist as fuck, but she's cute as helll
>that smug face she makes in all her photos
>>16882866
>>16882868
>>16882864
UNDERRATED POST ALREADY
BOOOOOM ROASTED SON
Being homeschooled = having autism
this kid is more annoying than the tranny. i'm out
Jesus this kid is a real autist
I didn't know Art had TWO autistic children.
Art giving away daughter's minecraft password.
Dad of the year.
>>16882876
Lol it seems to be true
Art trying to hook up his daughter with callers
Okay, Art is acting fucking weird. Why would he be willing to give out that info to a stranger.
>>16882854
Source on pic? Ex gf from high school grew up to look a lot like that.
>8 YEAR OLD.
HERE WE GO
>>16882876
>>16882880
>>16882882
you guys wouldn't last an hour as a parent, lol
>8 year old sperging out about playing with Art Bells daughter on minecraft
kek
>Trying to hook this kid up with his own through Minecraft
And to think we thought this arranged marriage business was just a meme
>>16882890
Seriously. For a guy that's paranoid as fuck about getting shot he's not taking his daughter's net security seriously enough.
>>16882891
Bella Thorne nigga
>tfw I'm 23 and I play minecraft
Art went all Joe Biden on air.
>>16882891
that's Bella Thorne, a small time celeb, starred in Shake it Up on the Disney Channel, teased nowadays for her large nose and chin. but she has a tight body,
>>16882895
Don't worry, they'll never have sex anyway.
30 years from now Art will just be a spooky hologram...
>>16882885
>>16882890
>>16882900
Think he meant her username or whatever.
LOL
Art says minecraft is premiere game for 8 year olds
all my roommates played that retarded shit and we're in college
gonna give em shit for this
>>16882502
"Hi, Art. I am 8 years old as well. Could I have your daughter's Minecraft password? I am looking for a new friend."
>>16882895
More like the kid wouldn't last an hour in my house. Minecraft, talk about shit taste
>>16882897
>you will never be an alpha 8 year old calling in just to hit on Art's smokin hot daughter
.
>>16882901
Ty fam
>>16882915
Her bumper probably made his peepee feel funny.
>>16882902
you need an intervention anon.
My Christian faith is very important to me. If I found out that there were aliens and that Jesus didn't exist then I would just blow my brains out.
>>16882920
she makes me feel guilty deep inside
>>16882900
Kind of sad to think about, but Art has had a ton of wives and failed marriages. This is just another clue that he doesn't give a shit about family, and is probably a total asshole negligent dad and husband. I'm actually pretty pissed off that he said that on air, and I feel kind of bad for his wife and daughter now.
>>16882902
Dafuq is wrong with you? At least switch to Kerbal Space Program and improve your mind.
>>16882927
And the world would instantly become a slightly better place.
Mk I thought this was supposed to be a Back to the Future episode, wheres all the callers with the comfy future predictions?
>>16882920
fuck, i miss the mystery and adventure of being a child
>>16882902
35 and I enjoy it
Zero fucks given
>>16882908
Still man. He knows that audio manipulation and voice changers exist (he's worked in radio for like 40 years). Why the hell would you try to get strangers in contact with your daughter knowing how "linked in" everything is in 2015?
![tmp_[RG Genshiken] Gintama - 019 [DVDRip 704x528 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_15.22_[2011.06.15_00.40.25]1584276213.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yhUKJAN.jpg "tmp_[RG Genshiken] Gintama - 019 [DVDRip 704x528 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_15.22_[2011.06.15_00.40.25]1584276213.jpg")
>>16882905
Her face is what reminds me the most of my ex. She was a lot cuter back in the day. Would still hit it though.
>>16882927
the existence of extra-terrestrial life in no way conflicts with a belief in something divine in general; this includes judeo-christian tradition.
>letting your 8yo dau play minecraft with strangers online
>>16882939
THIS.
>>16882902
That used to be the norm before normalfags and turboautists discovered it.
>>16882937
isn't that why you listen to MITD? isn't that why you lurk /x/?
existence is rife with adventure and mystery. just go seek it, anon. i'll never stop seeking.
>>16882874
honestly, look at her face,
she looks pretty precocious to me, or am I just projecting?
At least in that photo she looks like "this is silly, why am I doing this, I want to hang out with the older kids"
>>16882930
He has two adult children that that he refuses to speak to for no reason. The son is heartbroken and just want to talk to his dad just one time. His sister is bitter and has written off her father and wishes that her brother would do the same.
http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/lost_in_space-38428459.html
Plus Art has that gay autistic son from a different marriage that he's embarrassed about.
>>16882958
Children are precocious.
>>16882960
0/10
>>16882956
fuck, you got me.
/x/ is literally full of bullshit like "omg my dryer just started and I didn't turn it on NOPE.AVI" but it's still fascinating
yeah I guess that childish interest still prevails
>i was the biggest guy
I just realized my toes look like cashews
>>16882963
He's not lying, faggot.
>>16882963
>0/10
What?
>>16882958
as a dad of daughter's myself i can with authority: she's absolutely adorable. i kind of want to eat her face, but in a fun way
>no pedo
I see what you are saying. Guess he's a sucker for kids. (Inb4 pedo)
I volunteer with kids about that age. They can make your heart melt man.
>>16882927
Christianity seems perfectly compatible with the existence of extraterrestrial life. I think it would be tougher for religions that tie significance to a particular geographic location, like Islam and Judaism (Mecca and Jerusalem).
CS Lewis was of the opinion that if alien life exists they may not have Fallen and thus not be subject to Original Sin. So Christ need not have incarnated on that world.
>if you have a punchline
>and if you're kidding..
>now is the time to say it
based fucking Art
>starts giggling
about 20 years on radio and he's still got it
>>16882960
he probably wishes them well, it's just awkward to talk to them. They're total strangers. I feel the same way about my Dad's kids from his other marriage, I had to block them on facebook
>Tfw you will never fug a witch
>tfw some redneck gave up the chance of a lifetime
And this sounds similar to that video of those guys who encountered that witch while driving in the Middle East.
this thread got cringe real quick
>>16882967
Ryan is definitely from /x/
RYAN GONNA CUCK ART
>dude
It's complicated
Here we go.
>>16882974
>i want to eat her face
Which one of you fucking losers just accused art of lying.
>>16882982
There's nothing awkward about it. They're his fucking kids.
>OIDAR
Art bell baby, best show on radio waves.
>>16882502
I wonder if I shot my cum into the wormhole would it splash onto Art's ear?
One good thing about BellGab going full retard is that Art is no longer giving them a shoutout during the show and they're either no longer calling in or not trying to give a shoutout to it either when they're on the air.
>>16882998
this gif makes me laugh so fucking hard that i can't even respond to any question related to it
>>16883000
kek, over viewership numbers no less
and that resolution, oh man
>>16882998
you got me. i lost on that one.
>>16883000
checked and kek't
>>16883010
Why wonder? Try it and see.
>>16883011
What happened at Bellgab?
>>16883010
No it wouldn't.
>>16883000
>ARTS FARTS
IF YOU CAN SEE THIS POST, YOU CAN TALK TO GHOSTS!
>>16883024
Holy shit. More young teenage girls with their panties on their face.
DAMN
>>16883025
wow, thanks anon. this makes me feel better.
>>16883024
i feel like I want to say that..a teenage girl makes a young man want to impregnate her, and that in itself is the basis of all reproduction
>Portland
>"I think in 30 years, all mean things like differing opinions and criticism and white people will be gone."
>>16882927
>My Christian faith is very important to me. If I found out that there were aliens and that Jesus didn't exist then I would just blow my brains out.
I know i will get shit for this but i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God and i am better off for it.
>>16882569
Coulda gotten that Wendy's 4 for 4 fam
>>16883033
> california in 30 years. Probably less
>>16883034
Greentext dat shit.
