Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
http://artbell.com/
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Friday, October 9th, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
Guest: A bunch of christmas cakes and faggots from Bellgab, trannies, idiots on the wrong line, and many other spooky, subhuman creatures.
Open Lines
CALL-IN
Telephone: 1 (952) 225-5278 (CALL-ART)
Skype: MITD51 (US/CAN)
Skype: MITD55 (Overseas)
>>16821514
I know that's yoy making these threads every night, Agent 007.
>>16821581
>tfw people think you're Agent 007 every time.
At least when I fuck up, people will blame him.
![CF070979_2048[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fQV1XF0.jpg "CF070979_2048[1].jpg")
a face made for radio
>>16821595
>impying you're not an agent for Agent
>>16821670
> implying you're not a former agent of Agent
>>16821670
>Implying I'm not from a long history of Agents cloned and genetically modified to create threads
So when does it start? EST?
>>16821692
>Names Are for Friends, so I Don't Need One
Damn, that's hella edgy
>>16821715
5 minutes from now. Midnight EST.
>>16821715
in 4 minutes
>>16821715
In 3 minutes
HYPE
Y
P
E
And liftoff, here we go motherfuckers!
Sweet dreams, /x/
>>16821725
>>16821730
AAWW YESS.
BTW, what's the appeal?
I remember Art Bell as a purveyor of hoaxes for money...
Drunk callers BTFO
yeeeeeeeee open lines niggers
2 DRINK MAX YOU PUNKS
Leo Ashcraft totally serious about doing his own show. It's pretty much just a clone of Art's show. It's called Dark Thirty and he's even using Art's "Taking back the night" tagline.
>The program consists of thought provoking discussions. Generally every evening a different guest (or several) talks with Leo. These discussions can cover an amazingly wide subject range from science, technology, conspiracy, paranormal, even ghost and Aliens! Whether you personally believe in any of this, it makes unbeatable late night talk radio entertainment. While there are some occasional political topics, Leo keeps them limited and short. WeтАЩll leave the Politics to Limbaugh, ok?
>Anyone who has ever heard Leo knows that his old school hypnotic voice with its relaxing tones is like no other. LeoтАЩs voice and delivery is unique to say the very least. Anyone that has heard him, needs no introduction when he begins to speak. He brings a level of common sense and peace to the listener which some refer to as therapeutic. I think we can all agree that these days the world could use a bit of therapy. Leo is listeningтАж
http://nexusbroadcast.com/affiliate-terms-and-sign-up/
>Art lays down the law
>Drunks BTFO
>>16821762
I going this one sober. I'm tired of passing out during Hoagie
How are people supposed to calm their nerves before they call
>>16821777
you don't
>come in late
>Kohl's ad
>buffering
>another Kohl's ad
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
What have I missed?
So wait who is the guest?
>>16821785
TuneIn Radio?
>>16821789
YOU
>>16821785
Open lines
Art mandates 2 drink limit to ride the airwaves
>>16821789
Open Lines
I've got a glass of Double Black served neat wrapped in a worn wool blankie, I'm in my leather chair, and a floor heater blowing on my feet.
Comfy as fuck and listening to MITD... feels good; feels real good.
>don't have guns in the east
ok
>ze east and ze west
What about ze north and ze south?
>mental health problem
What the fuck, Art. I've got mental health problems and I'd never hurt anyone but myself.
>>16821797
Yeah.
>>16821804
>double black JW
Mah nigga
>only two drink min for callers
My sides
>>16821809
fellow /x/phile I'd totally have you over for a sip; no shit
who the fuck is going to vote for trump
>>16821798
Oh fuck I'm not even ready.
>>16821803
Oh so a bunch of fucking retards, that art will talk down to that will make me bitter towards art.
>Talkers magazine
Never heard of it
>>16821818
Where you at to be wrapped up in blankets? It's 90 degrees in Cali right now. Feels bad man.
>>16821779
Jesus bellgabbers are nuts and Leo was a serious babby who has no clue how to handle himself professionally.
fuck that aussie.
>JC is alive and kickin'
Oh shit.
>>16821804
Fuck that's comfy.
Im playing War Thunder and listening, with the nice warm glow from my evening lamp.
>Implying JC wasn't just a troll
>Implying JC wasn't just Phil Hendrie
>>16821819
people desperate for ANYONE that claims to want to stem the invasion of foreign invaders the National Chamber of Commerce wants for cheap labor, the Catholics want for tithing, and the Dems want for a permanent, disenfranchised voting block.
He appeals to Americans desperate to save this nation.
Go figure. I'd vote for him over Sanders or Biden. I can't vote in Republican primaries, but I wouldn't vote for him even if I could.
I think a lot of people feel that way.
>>16821830
>90 degrees
90┬░?? where is that? venus?
>J.C. is alive
Jesus has returned. Halljabunga!!! Praise the corn!
>>16821839
>tfw i thought he was saying Jay-Z
>>16821804
>weed
>chilly night
>warm blankies and snacks
>art and /MITD/
>>16821766
My body is ready. Fart Smell is old and senile. Time for some fresh blood.
>>16821830
Not that anon but going down to 36 F tonight in CT.
>>16821848
I thought he said DayZ.
How many murderers will we get on the line tonight?
Fucking Dancing Queen
I swear to god...
Up Next: Girls just want to have fun
>"2 drink minimum"
SEE THAT GIRL
WATCH THAT SCENE
DIGGIN THE DANCING QUEEN
>>16821854
Wow! I miss seasons man. I remember it being in the 70s this time of year as a kid in California. We're lucky to get 70s during winter now. I guess it's better than a shit ton of snow or rain like S.C. is getting right now.
>tfw painful teenage memory of this song
>qt strawberry blonde dancing to this song
>she was young and sweet
>only 17
>>16821861
you FUCK OFF if you don't like Abba
>>16821861
>>16821861
get some class anon, nothing wrong with dancing queen.
575 -208-7787
ANY FUCKING THING
GOES
O
E
S
>>16821766
>all this BS written about a hack
>>16821861
>Up Next: Girls just want to have fun
If we don't I'm going to come after you and smack you.
>>16821830
I'm the JW anon, and I'm a missile driver here in Malmstrom AFB in Montana.
Art bell got shit taste for music
>>16821878
>JW
>AF
Former 4N051 here. *brofist*
>>16821866
>I miss seasons
I wish I knew what seasonal change felt like. Over here in Phoenix we have 2 seasons, ridiculously hot (for 8 months) and ok-ish weather (3/4 months)
>I want to love you, feel you.
>>16821581
>>16821595
Kiss my ass.
>>16821845
I'm in FL. Been in the 80ss at night because we have a cold front I guess, otherwise we'd be in the 90s here too.
Is Art a skype shill or something?
My "scot-free" story: took a piss off an over pass at 1 in the AM onto oncoming traffic while i was drunk a few years back. Not my proudest moment.
goddamn tech support again
>>16821904
Yes
e
s
>>16821904
No you mongoloid. Skype has the absolute best sound quality for the lowest cost available.
>>16821904
Skype is much better than shitty phone sound.
>>16821861
>Up Next: Girls just want to have fun
Might also be Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time", Art really likes that one too.
>>16821913
especially cellphones
I've never had a UFO sighting
>>16821918
same here,
>>16821866
Move closer to the bay, man. San Francisco has the best climate of any city I've ever visited (50-70s year round). Way better than the East Coast where it gets up to the 90s/100s.
>>16821885
>Deter, Assure... and kill bad guys.
I love my job
>>16821918
Meanwhile I had plenty of UFO sightings in the 90s. Every night for months at a time, regular as clockwork.
>>16821921
Sounds nicer than here in the Rocky Mountains, where it gets into the 90s/100s in the summer and can get into the -30s/-40s in the winter.
>Who loves you pretty baby
>life may have once existed on Mars
Amy doesn't know about face huggers on Mars apparently
thought it was supposed to be paranormal news and shit on the breaks.............but we get shootings wtf
>>16821927
I think cold weather is great, personally. I hate hot and humid summers as much as the next person, but yeah I know deserts/prairies are a bitch too.
>>16821921
The Bay would be awesome if it wasn't for the horrible gun laws and the cost of living. 1 bedroom studio apartments in the heart of SF can cost up to $2K a month.
zombie bees are spooky
>>16821953
he was the demons>>16821955
>zero logging
mmk
>horn
>BIBLE SPELLS
>Spells
>spells
Haha this is such bullshit.
>Bible spells for sale
kek.
>>16821955
You forgot:
illegals killing citizens with "found" guns
homeless EVERYWHERE
heroin addicts shitting in the streets, leaving needles everywhere, and harassing tourists
what else have i thankfully forgotten about SF?
>add for bible spells
Is it just me, or have ads been getting longer and longer?
>>16821974
It's not just you. Art claimed he wasn't going to add more ad space after the radio stations demanded it, I think he's doing it anyway now.
I fucking love Wings you guys
>>16821955
yeah, living in San Francisco is a horrible investment and financial death wish. I'd probably just move to Oregon or Washington if I wanted to move to the West Coast. If you want to live in the bay you can make it happen, it's just not a great decision money wise. Still an absolutely beautiful area.
>>16821974
Art needs the revenue to A) keep the show going, & B) longer commercial formats would allow him to get the show in bigger markets so that it's not just jobless Aussie-Fags and BallGaggers calling in all the time
>>16821970
>>16821982
https://youtu.be/ap87QgZKTNw
>My love for Art Bell is so great,
>Mylanta heart melts for him 'til the dusk of day.
>The night shills when him's away,
>bills, kills 'til day's dawn.
>Him beauty is great,
>Wondering mind 'til him sees,
>mills is all I do,
>While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I do."
>>16821988
eh, pride week isn't so bad. fags really know how to party. i'm friends with several. my GF and i go out with them and have a good time regularly
I thought that story was going to end differently.
I hope that I die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep tonight.
>>16821998
sure thing homo
>>16821995
>>16821995
It's like another Finnegan's Wake here...
James Joyce would be proud, anon
>>16821995
The fuck? That hurt my brain
>>16822004
WTF is with this caller?
>>16822021
Crazy
>>16822021
more than 2 drinks
>this guy not following the 2 drink min
Man I can't stand bullshitters like this.
>>16822021
Remember that Taser?
No...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is Alaska really a non-stop party?
I CALL BULLSHIT FUCK YOU CALLER DIE IN A FIRE
ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh this caller is cool ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh
>>16822027
yes but only because, seriously, nothing else to do and you can't throw a stone without hitting a drunk Aleut indian
BS BS BS BS BS BS BS
fuck you caller
these lame ass scott free stories, Fuuuck. It's October, lets get a "creepy road encounters" line or something.
>>16822004
I hope I die in my sleep like my grampa and not screaming in horror like the people in his car
I love the alien summoning dude
goddamn the loons are coming out tonight !!
W-what is going on?!
>>16822038
Kek
>beep beep
>>16822034
You forgot legalized marijuana, 24 hours of daylight for awhile in the summer time, 24 hours of darkness for a few weeks in the winter.
>>16822050
It's aliums
>>16822037
>>16822034
Or a couple of them shagging in the bushes... true story, my mom lived up there back in the early 80s.
>Trippin' on Jesus
Trippin on Jesus!. lol
>dangerous
What the fuck is this caller doing? Shuffling cards?
I used to deliver pizza in college... we have lots of fucked up stories... LOTS
dis gonna be good
Canadians are so easy to spot
>>16822068
Nevermind... canada fag isn't telling a spooky delivery story
Just got here. Already sounds crazy as fuck.
>mfw open lines
Then we realized Onion was phone
How do i visit the dark web?
Fuck.
Is this someone from /x/?
Hahah "No more ouija for me"
"I was talking about the child torture porn actually..."
>A ghost brought me to child rape sites
>>16822080
The spirit board had him load TOR first too
>i completely believe him
>hoping the feds do too
>>16822083
I should send him a Weegee board through the Wormhole just to fuck with him.
>>16822082
First, you need a Ouija board.
Anyone know if that .onion shit is legit?
>>16822091
Can you even load deepweb sites on non tor browsers?
>>16822089
Maybe it was a semem demon
>>16822082
are you interested in buying bad pot or hiring feds posing as hitmen or getting trolled out of cash and/ or bitcoins by the russian mafia?
You are!!
then the under-net is for you
>>16822096
It is. TOR links do end with .onion
2 DRINK MAX!
2 DRINK MAX!
>>16822091
hahah seriously can't believe this guy actually admitted to that.
>>16822105
>>16822100
you can some, but the ones that allow it arent secure when viewed on a standard browser
>>16822102
Never mind, anon. it sounds really dangerous
Art is on Periscope now. We are watching the back of his head and listening to him cough.
>>16822113
>listening to him cough
erection achieved
this fuckin weegie board story needs to be told
sweet memes are made of these
"Art."
"Art..."
>>16822106
i know right? especially being a canada fag
they arrested an anon up there for simply importing one of those child sized sex dolls... a FUCKING doll.. gestapo shit in canada
/bees/ - paranormal
>I got stung by bees
Fucking hell
Hahah "Maybe you weeere, maybe you weeeere assimilated" Art's just like "What the fuck do I do with this bee bullshit?" lol
>>16822124
It worked for the X-Files.
This is my first time listening to Art Bell. Is it usually better than this?
>assimilated by bees
>>16821861
Art plays some faggy songs, no disrespect to him. Bananarama is his other favorite.
>my van
>>16822113
>listening to him cough
..while a philippina girl checks his prostate
> assimilated by bees
> bzzz bzz futile.
>>16822129
That was actually a decent episode.
>>16822131
You say this every night.
>>16822131
No, no it's not.
>Do not underestimate the Bees
>>16822131
Yes, you've got to come back a few times for weird guests and spooky shit.
October is a good month for Art.
trust me
>>16822131
Most of Art's shows are bee-themed nowadays.
this kid is over the limit
Oh shit, underage caller here.
12 yr old
This bitch is fucking retarded.
Pic is the caller
Isn't it past this kids bedtime?
im 10 years old and i think my house is hanted
"Yeah no totally I get it lol"
a fucking edge kid
>im 12 and what's an evp
>>16822148
He's a pioneer that Art.
8 Years old!
Cutest call of the night
A loli called in.
Don't don't little cutie, I'll protect you. I am the legendary weeaboo.
>>16822152
>8
i like where this is headed
>>16822153
I think it might be a young boy
Plot Twist: It's his daughter.
>Eight years old
She'll be Art's new wife in four years.
Okay which one of you was that?
EEIIIIGHT hahahaha
I like how Art's like "Great great - we got a kid - nice! Now get off the phone kid"
How does an 8 year old know about JC!? I call bullshit on this!
How does an eight year old know about J.C.?
>>16822179
>>16822180
It's JCs kid
Hahah "Sounds like a great job"
<momentary pang of bitterness>
mmmmmmmm
who is JC?
goddamn yes or no bitch
I don't think i can take the truth.
This dumb caller
>>16822185
you totally fucking called it, anon
i heard it too
>>16822186
A guy pretending who be a rabid Christfag who has called Art for the last 50 years.
Haha I hate this shit.
"I guess I just believe the Bible except aliens instead of God ya know?" fucking ancient aliens
>>16822192
Haha I could only call it because I FELT it too lol
>>16822186
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGSNyz3Wuc4
>hanging out in garage with my cousins
pic related
>key fob
KEK
>>16822199
George H. Dubs
>Car starting by itself
Bad ignition switch
What is it with him and Bush
I seent it!
>>16822208
His hatred for Bush could melt steel beams
>>16822208
Art wants to gin up the whole "aliens are among us and the government won't tell us because we'd all go insane over the reality of the situation!" hysteria.
Caller Rekt
"Hi I'm from Oklahoma. This is a story about aliens"
GOD DAMNIT
Open lines fucking suck.
caller from my home state
please, please gods don't embarrass me you fag
>East of the Rockies
>West of the Rockies
>Wild Card Line
>First time caller
someone call and brag about getting away with pirating his show.
>>16822221
They rely on laymen for content.
Remember content != good content.
This nigga is trying so hard to have a conversation with Art.
>people have nothing better to in Oklahoma
Hahah poor Art,
"Okay... well, my boner is listening but not yet impressed."
>>16822225
I swear to the GODS that will make good on a $40 payment to your paypal if you actually do this
call into scott free line and talk about uploading torrents of MITD
PLEASE
the lulz alone will be worth the cash, just make it a slow build up before you drop the bomb
HAHAHAHA....sry
Art kicked the demon caller and now we have an Aussie. Goddamnit.
Australian
Fuck
Haha
"accidently" hangs up on him
You know art cut him off on purpose.
Man, people are legit batshit insane.
>Australian caller
Into the trash it goes
>>16822232
It's true. I'm in Oklahoma. hurr durr
this guy sounds retarded, even for an australian
>>16822242
i agree anon
"It can be repaired in his own idea of what his body was"
That's not reality, that's a World of Darkness setting. You're talking about Patterns in mage awakening, aussiefag.
> Caller describes the plot to an old movie called Millennium.
>>16822247
It's my understanding that all the Aussies listening are drunk (normal for Aussies) and unemployed, tin-foil hatters.
What the fuck is this guy on about?
Brookings is full of shit
>>16822199
>>16822194
so where exactly did he come back?
>>16822235
Australians are ruining art bell.
do you really think civilization will collapse because of the truth.?
>>16822233
This must happen.
"In my Monte Carlo...
with three guys...
That just kinda piled in..."
Hahaha uhmm, what was going on?
Don't do drugs, kids. You'll end up like this dipshit.
