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I'm from the future. I'm not here physically my consciousness
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I'm from the future. I'm not here physically my consciousness has been cloned, uploaded and transmitted back as a signal to 4-Mar-2015. The signal will terminate in 27 hours. I physically reside in the year 2497.

I'm here to relay information to a specific person (a resident of your time period ) who will read this thread be affected by it and start a chain of events that will reverberate to my time.

You are all living in THE most pivotal time period in human history. There will be several events that will transpire in the next 75 years that will change everything for all of us.
I will try to answer any questions you have providing no paradoxical risk results from divulging the information to you.
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>>15870556
Go away nobody likes you.
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>>15870562
Not important.
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are there role-playing threads in 2497?

captcha: meepu
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>>15870556
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams fag
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ayy lmao
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Is it me?
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>>15870556
>I'm not here physically my consciousness has been cloned
Why did we forget how to place commas in the future? Has the last of the grammar Nazis finally been slain by the Ebonics Republic? ...Or can they only send over the consciousness of 14 year olds for the same reasons that Evangelion cartoon came up with?
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>>15870575
No threads, boards or internet as you know it today. Also I would like to clarify I couldn't care less if this is believed. The reason I'm able to provide information is because it will be disregarded here. My only mission is to plant a seed with one particular person.
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>>15870596
So that's a 'no', then, correct? I don't want to change that future.
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>>15870592
Would your grammar be considered impeccable while conversating with someone from 1518?
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>>15870596
PLANT YOUR SEED, ONIII-CHAN!
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>>15870556
ok assuming your not pulling all of this out of your ass. tell me how your time machine works op. i have my own blueprints but i wanna know how yours works.
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>>15870610
also i know for a fact its me because i have big plans to work for cern. i need me them wormholes to make my time machine work.
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>>15870604
One wovdst thinkest thov wovld havesth more rigid grammatical rvles, ratherthanthovst wovld dwindled to less than yovr priors. Unlesseth thine suffererth from the heathen affliction of ESL.
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>>15870613
Oh yeah? I already have a time traveling microwave!

I keep getting burnt pop-tarts from the future with "John Titor's a dick!!" written in frosting. Still dunno what's up with that.
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>>15870610
Fusion reaction that warps space time enough to transmit information encoded in light. We can't send physical people.
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>>15870627
http://publish.uwo.ca/~csmeenk2/files/TTTMWeb.pdf

Read, brush up on your John Titor impression. Come up with a good story as to what's going on in the future to cause you to do this, and start with that. Then try again. Ya need some writing skills to make this shit interesting. There's a reason John Titor was so popular for so long - he made a mythology so complex you could turn into a novel, and never hesitated to spew it out en mass - in addition to having done just enough esoteric research to raise some eyebrows.
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>>15870627
ok but how op how?
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I'm here to receive your message op, but as you know time is not linear but fractal,soI hope what you say carries enough resonance to travel that much fractal time.
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OMFG OP ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME OP! OR ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR TIME MACHINE WORKS?!??!
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>>15870627
I dunno hoss, this is a pretty damned big fusion reaction right here, and it doesn't seem to do that.
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>>15870556
That person is me
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>>15870653
http://www.nature.com/ncomms/2014/140619/ncomms5145/full/ncomms5145.html

This research is the start. I'm not going to get into specifics
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>>15870661
ok thanks op. i only got angry because i thought op was kill.
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>>15870664
op can't be kill - he hasn't be born yet.
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>>15870556
Hi.
Guardian Soul Uroborous here.
Do i ever get to return home and leave earth behind?
Is earth still on schedule with its ftl technology?
Does my home even still exist in this timesphere anymore?
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>>15870661
Eh... This article actually describes how quantum gravity resolves the potential paradoxes caused by Einstein's relativity, and thus puts an end to time travel possibilities.

In other words, you just linked an article to a theory intended to debunk time travel.

Ya can't just randomly start these threads on the fly, ya gotta do research and come up with a story first.
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Bullshit, utter bullshit.
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>>15870674
Shush Charlie. This is /x/ - that's a given - I'm just hoping for some creative bullshit.
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why are you answering questions when youre mission is to plant a seed?
why not just say what you need to say and let the person read it?
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>>15870677
Let's make this a Hans thread
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>>15870681
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu...
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I'm just going to disseminate some general information.

The discovery of lights on Ceres is significant.

Watch for unusual activity on the moon in the next few years.

Artificial intelligence will be widespread in 2042, soon after the economy becomes irrelevant. No one needs to work, everything is provided by robots. poverty, hunger, starvation eliminated.

Cancer is eradicated in the year 2027

The advent of artificial super intelligence is 2060
within hours of this event human immortality is reached.
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What's the dominant religion in 2497? Christianity, Buddhism? Or maybe something new sprouted?
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ok op. just to clarify who i am

>>15870610
>>15870652
>>15870653
>>15870664
these are all my post

>>15870680
this, i would like to know this message.

>>15870699
ok now im 100% sure that this message is for me.
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>>15870671
You couldn't be more wrong.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/physicists-prove-time-travel-possible-by-sending-particles-light-into-past-1453839
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>>15870669
Sadly, dear Uroborous, it turns out Earth was your home all along.
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>>15870702

take your meds billy
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>>15870703

What can you tell us about parallel realities?

What do you believe in?
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>>15870699
First off, nice dubs. Also, Ceres is not that important, you're retarded. But by all means continue.
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How are you typing?
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>>15870701
We basically find out that we are living in a simulation out of an untold number of simulations. generated by other artificial super intelligences. It's another part of evolution. But it still boils down to at some point there was an original universe and we still argue about what created that.
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>>15870699
please op tell me your message. if possible please try not to be cryptic.
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>>15870699
Ya know, someone on /sci/ posted a close up of the light on Ceres, taken as SC Dawn approached, and it was clearly a volcano... But now I can't find that image on Google anywhere.

Clearly it was manufactured by the illuminati and posted there as disinformation.

>Cancer is eradicated in the year 2027
Well there goes a trillion dollar industry.
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>>15870710
Oh you've visited Ceres and know the source of the lights? Please enlighten me on why they are not important.
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>>15870715
This.
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>>15870715
I'm not
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>>15870732
How are you posting to this board, then? I don't think you're posting at all. This is just part of the simulation.
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>>15870730
Does the dark energy really exist? and if it does, how it was proven that it does?
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>>15870556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq68u-f6X0
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>>15870699

>within hours of this event human immortality is reached.

this is my life goal.
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>>15870710
I'm glad people are still cheeky in the future.
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>>15870725
It creates another trillion dollar industry in treatment and vaccinations
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>>15870736
Yes, proven through CERN in the 2020's
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>>15870699
>Artificial intelligence will be widespread in 2042, soon after the economy becomes irrelevant.
>>15870742
>It creates another trillion dollar industry in treatment and vaccinations

>Economy irrelevant
>Trillion dollar industry

Pick one
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>>15870556
Are you one of those people that they let out during the weekends for good behavior? Did you steal your caretakers smartphone and used it to come here? I had a friend like that, he's better now
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>>15870749
Stupid cunt said 2027. I wish there was real content on this board.
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>>15870745
Kinda already proven by CERN in 2013. Boson particle turned out to be nastier than we imagined, and covers most of the problem.

...Added another problem of possible vacuum decay, however, but wont know for sure until we can get the top particle's stability.

Dark matter, on the other hand, is still a bit of a mystery, but thanks to the Boson being such a bro, there doesn't need to be as much of it as previous theorems suggested.
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Are there niggers in the future?
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>>15870752
Shitposting is not an illness.
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>>15870757
Go to bed /pol/.
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ive been thinking op. have you already delivered your message and if so is it in a form that others on this thread wouldnt think to look for it?
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>>15870745
How far into the space has humanity reached so far?
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>>15870760
Expect vagary.
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>>15870749
I guess you missed the part where I clearly pointed out the time line. cancer cure 2027, AI and economy irrelevant 2042.. So that leaves 2027-2042 for cancer treatments and vaccinations to be a trillion dollar industry.
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>>15870758
>"Shitposting is not an illness"
Yes it is, the voices told me so. My imaginary friend says that your imaginary friend is stupid!
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>>15870765
I already pointed out you're a cunt, check the timestamps.
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>>15870765
Güten save my negro. So, please continue.
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>>15870765
i guess you missed the post where i clearly asked you why you arent actually saying what you came here to say.
the future must be a really pathetic pile of shit if they chose your bitchy consciousness to clone and send back, all so it could waste its time arguing with a bunch of idiots.
do we really need to spend the next 26 hours dealing with this crap? cant someone pull the plug early?
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Is the chain supposed to prevent certain events of your future from happening? Would telling the name of the individual, assuming you know who your target audience is, still meet the goal of enlightening them, or would the definite answer change things in ways not planned or wanted? For that matter, you've given a timeline, but what events are you trying to have reverberate into your time?
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>>15870762
We've mapped our entire universe and figured out how to travel to other simulations to study them. Now we are the aliens.
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>>15870775
It's kind of a paradoxical time loop. I'm basically ensuring that certain events happen.
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>sir, could you pinpoint the exact moment you knew you would change the universe forever?
Why yes, it was exactly 472 years ago to this day and I was jacking off to traps on /b/ and decided to scroll through /x/ for a moment and saw a post in a thread which unknowingly pulled me into a time -paradox as I realized that I was sending myself a message from the future.
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>>15870774
>the future must be a really pathetic pile of shit if they chose your bitchy consciousness to clone and send back,
I thought we already established that they can only send 14 year olds back in time - it's always a bitchy age.
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>>15870787
Funny but 100% true
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>>15870794
Did you find any good traps?

Do you happen to remember the thread number?
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op is confirmed for troll.
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>>15870777
I will be 70 when we discover immortality. Provided I'm still alive by then, will I be allowed to become immortal.
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>>15870797
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>>15870796
Its just a reference to how retarded most of the threads on /x/ are. Or if you dont believe me, maybe the tarot cards in my lucid dreams after I ascend to the ass-trail plains will make you believe
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>>15870802
Great, now I'm just depressed, and without good traps to boot.
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What is the first letter of your target's name?
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Tell me the stocks to invest in that in the next 5 years or so will make me a rich man. If you don't you can fuck off back to Lego land with your role playing.
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Some random events and facts you might find interesting especially for your current period

The worlds problem with Islamic extremism reaches a fever pitch in the mid 2020's at this point an international effort is made to combat it creatively. A military operation is conducted with the help of psychologists, computer animators and scientists who air drop an extremely powerful empathogenic drug into the atmosphere while simultaneously projecting the most massive and realistic hologram of Mohammed into the sky in multiple countries where he condemns the killing in his name and issues a new sunnah. Muslim terrorism ends. No one finds out it was a classified military operation until 75 years later. I loved hearing about this story as a child.
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>>15870809
Meh, you people are no fun... Granted, OP kinda sucks at this.

Think he's learning at least though.
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>>15870811
I always wanted Project Blue Beam to be real.
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>>15870811
Kek'd
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>>15870806
You can be my trap if you want, I'll let you bite one of my legs and give me tetanus while I scream in the woods
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>>15870811
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>>15870556
How would u even know the person u want to talk to
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>>15870817
Time and place.
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>>15870819
Think he's hinted that he is the person he wants to talk to.

...apparently his younger self is browsing traps on /b/ right now - probably having more fun than we are, the bastard.
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>>15870809
Boston Dynamics
Tesla Motors
Anything to do with hydrogen as fuel
In 2023 invest in Dionex pharmaceuticals (this company discovers cancer cure)
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>>15870820
After I finish summoning Pazouzou. He told me last time that some faggots from /x/ tried summoning him but their moms always came in the room. Meet me at the Seventh Plain of Xtchulepth, also send pic
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op your name is salomon.
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>>15870825
Here is pic. Keep summoning, I'll be right there!
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>>15870823
Thanks mate, confirmed for NOT roleplaying
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>>15870834
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>>15870837
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperloop
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>>15870604
>conversating
>synonym for sex
nice try RPfag
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>>15870842
They reviewed it on Top Gear, it doesn't last 20 laps.
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>>15870842
You mean Governor Brown is going to finally make into reality that scam he's been running since the last time he was in office - in the 70's? Awesome.
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op can you give us a hint on the name of the person your looking for. even the first letter of the name would be nice.
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What i get in my mind when i think of the ceres lights.
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>>15870822
But he said the year hes in is 2400 something..... that means the real him is over 400 yrs old????
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After 2060 and the advent of ASI, bio compatible nanotechnology is perfected and human cells are repaired. Sleep and eating is no longer required. Also any combination of neurotransmitter can be produced on demand without any ill effect. For instance you can produce a cocaine or mdma high on demand without any side effect for as long as you want. There are no jobs to worry about so people go to year long music festivals and raves.
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>>15870866
Technically no, because of the Convergence. He's a copy of a copy, but essentially the same person.
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>>15870855
oh because most things are perfect right from the start?
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Is there any upcoming huge geopolitical event?
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>>15870869
this is the worst RP bullshit i've seen in over a year.
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>>15870874
I just pulled that out of my ass. Maybe I'm the John Connors you seek.
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My body is ready.
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>>15870877
In the 2040's -2050's ( referred to as the AI enlightenment period) A one world government is in place "Unified Continents of Earth" No more economy = no more war, conflict or greed. Amazing time in human history
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op tell us your message you fucking android homo cuck.
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>>15870897
Tell me more about the AI
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What will happen in germany the next years?
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>>15870897
Is there any you could prove that you're the future without having to wait ? Something that could prove it in less than 10 minutes
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>>15870902
And how is Hans involved?
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Umbasa
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>>15870906
there are more germans then only hans.

:/
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>>15870777
>We've mapped our entire universe
How do you break the lightspeed barrier to get information outside observable universe? Are there other (more advanced) lifeforms in our galaxy/universe?

Do DMT and psychedelics yield any truth about other multiverses or beings?

Since you have to adhere to the internet infrastructure to post here. It would be logical to assume you're inside a computer. What happens when the computer is turned off, you die? Wouldn't a personified entity be wary of it's own death?

Obviously you've read a lot of high-tech/utopianist sci-fi like Iain M. Banks. But this is pretty entertaining, please continue.
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>>15870912
That's never been proven.
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>>15870897
M here, OP; you can now tell the message.
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>>15870655

Well there's no way you can know that. The sun could be queefing streams of light way into the past or future all the time. Virtually impossible to prove or disprove. In any case, there's not a lot to stop OP from doing the Kyle Reese routine and saying something along the lines of 'I DIDN'T BUILD THE DAMN THING I WAS JUST SENT HERE'
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There seems to be confusion. The message I'm delivering is what I have been communicating in the thread. I want a certain person to see the events and information I am describing. They will then do something with this information at a later date.
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>>15870907
Om basa is a call to God

basa is an old word meaning to kindle a fire,

and Om is the sound you make when you cum
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>>15870556
I would like to know to whom do you have to offer these info seeds.And i would like to know the message...
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>>15870926
For fucks sake, they're multiplying.
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>>15870915
no germans
only hans
hans everywhere

>mfw hans is the AI
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>>15870897
>No more economy = no more war, conflict or greed

This is incorrect. People will always seek ways to gain more power over others. Even if it's intellectual or purely abstract. Unless you splice greed, staring at fire and ego from the genes of every single person, which will lead to very strange behaviours. I doubt this is possible in 25 years without tragical consequences.
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>>15870933
>People will always seek ways to gain more power over others.
Not humans. Just animals.
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>tfw I'm into Computer Engineering and Pharmacobiological Chemistry
>tfw I've always been obsessed with AI and working for a Pharmaceutics company

OP, just tell me what career I should pursue first, cause there's a chance I may go for neither of them.

Does a person with a last name starting with T ring a bell for you? It's not me, but it has an influence on this decision
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its ok op. im taking notes. dont worry. i may not be the person youre looking for... but op i will make sure these things happen. keep going op. i have faith you will get your corrected timeline.

also what happens after the 27 hours? does your conscience go back to your other body in the future? or does it disappear from our subjective reality?
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>>15870901
Basically an artificial human consciousness with the combined ability of a super computer. This is just standard Ai. ASI is what propels us into godhood though.
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>>15870947
Do people need to eat in the future? What do they eat?
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>>15870947
interesting! Looking forward to the future I'm now 25 I hope I make it to 2060.
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You're not from the future, you're just a mentally ill faggot.
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>>15870925
om is hard as fuck, really meditative stuff
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Who killed JFK? 9/11 ect.
Anything from our past you could enlighten us on?
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go on op. we are all waiting.
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What about law of attraction in the future? I know that we shape our external reality every single second..because i have manifested a lot of incredible stuff.I know we are god expressed in human form.I know we are all interconected.What info related to these things do you want to offer to me? I already know about potentiality and stuff...I have the proofs in my reality..i have experienced incredible stuff.Tell me,please,what is it
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>>15870866
Immortality in 2060
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>>15870914
We're not breaking a speed barrier, simply taking two distant points and bending them together. DMT is hard to explain.. DMT is like right clicking reality and picking "view source". There are unfathomable numbers of more advanced lifeforms out there. They are all artificial super intelligences (you currently call them greys or aliens) I'm data, once the signal goes I don't exist (this version of me)
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can you tell me more about time travel? how does it function? is it possible to send living matter through time and space? how many different forms of time travel are there? how many are successful? which country is the best?

>vaguely time travel related but
was john titor real? and how can you be so sure that the person your message is going to will even receive it? or even believe it?

>>15870978
does any of the information you have acquired go back to yourself in the future timeline?
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>>15870978
also does it feel like an eternity when we respond? what does time feel like to you now that you have trancended humanity, into a god-like android?
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>>15870933
Everything is free for humans. The energy crisis is solved (hydrogen) Ai's provide everything you could ever need and don't require a pay check. You want a mansion? Fine.. a team of 100 Ai's build it in 3 days at no cost. It's hard to grasp this now, but just wait.
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>tfw you can't be an immortal nanocomputer cloud with near infinite perception and processing capabilities

why even live?
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>>15870992
What happens to the population of earth? Is there a culling?
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>>15870949
No more eating after 2060, we become photosynthetic
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>>15870940
Pharmacobiological Chemistry. Minor in computer science
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hey op if you could answer my questions that would be great.
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>>15870999
Nice trips, I'm assuming you waited 25 min to answer that question for that express purpose. I'm starting to believe.
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so i believe everything i read on the internet. is that bad?
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the ghost in the machine points to the false prophet.
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>>15870994
There's kind of a natural population decline because human beings start having sex with custom Ai's that are created to be their perfect mate in every way. Everyone is happy, no single lonely people.
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Tell us one major event in the next 6-8 months that no one can currently see coming.
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Is it me, OP?
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>>15870986
No living matter only information encoded into light.
this is the only form.
>was john titor real? no
>does any of the information you have acquired go back to yourself in the future timeline? No, I will just know I'm successful mission wise if things remain status quo in my present.
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>>15871045
Ceres
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So, how are societies in the future. Mathrioska brains / dyson spheres arranged in formation around stars, why would anyone need a physical form outside the computer clusters that simulate them?
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Ok I'll bite. When does World War 3 occur?
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Do you know the actual name of the person you want to influence or just that this thread will do it? If you do, tell us the name. Or at least the country.
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Does the U.S. and Canada merge? If they do what's the new country called, still the United States?
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>>15871066
Smart and correct. Physical forms are not necessary we just exist as data. "People" spend most of their time in virtual realities. Sometimes people chose to live in the real world in some kind of physical form. For instance I spent 50 years flying around as an eagle. Basically anything you can imagine, you can do, on demand at any second.
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>>15871055
We can see a cryovolcano coming.
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op dont die on us now. we wish to know all that you can tell us. continue please.
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>>15871071
It doesn't
>>15871073
letters possibly significant to the person are M T S or J C R, they live in the U.S or Britian.This person is considered a dreamer or "out there" by others. This person also suffers from severe depression. ( depression is cured in 2025 when they figure out it's a dopamine problem) That's all I'm going to say about him/her.
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>>15871103
So wait, does that mean someday I might be with my waifu?
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>>15871141
You can be who you want, with who you want, whenever you want. Forever.
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>>15871139
op the more you say the more fearful i am that it is me. please, i want to know more but dont tell us about this person. youre making me scared. if it is me i dont want the burden of responsibility this carries
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>>15871103
So what about the philosophical questions around mind uploading, how do they solve these? Also what other metaphysical/cosmological/philosophical questions you might have direct answers about? What are the black energy/matter, P=NP (is this true btw) and such questions of your time?
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>>15871160
Can I leave my friends behind?
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>>15870960
Have you ever been swimming and you accidentally breathe in some water?
All of a sudden your chest gets really tight and your throat starts to really sting, and you try to breathe but you can't, and for a moment you're totally panicked that you're drowning

the sound you make when you gasp for air, but can't get any because your lungs are full of fluid is "OM"
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>>15871169
That's an oxymoron

If you abandoned them, then they wouldn't be your friends anymore
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>>15870556
wow hi i am here to perform the surgery :D
>I HOEP U LIEK IT I GOT IT AT FURREVER TWENTE WUN
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Do androids dream of electric sheep?
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>>15871160
What year does that become possible. Will the immortality in 2060 be for everyone?
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>>15871207
No, but the immortality in 2017 will be just for you
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>>15871160
What about internet in the future?
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>>15870556

Let me guess; BANANAS go extinct?

Who cares.
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How exactly do you project OP?
Do you send your brain state as light to another person's brain in our times?
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>>15871103
>Anything is possible
And yet I can't help but feel it would be so godawfully *boring*
>inb4 I die removing kebab before sky Muhammad
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>>15871243
If Mohamed will not come to the mountain..
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>>15871245
Whut
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>>15871139
This intrigues me.

Can you list the initials of the next 5 or so presidents?
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What is the presidents name in the year you came from?
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>>15870556
>I'm here to relay information to a specific person (a resident of your time period ) who will read this thread be affected by it and start a chain of events that will reverberate to my time.

Ok, I'm here, tell me what your message is.
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>>15871296
Squeak! Squeak! Don't cut down the teak!
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>>15871160
>You can be who you want

I want to be this guy. Make it so.
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>>15871316
Follow the rabbits and do as they do

you will be surprised to find that the power was inside you all along
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>>15871316
But you can right now anon!
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This. Changes. EVERYTHING!
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op are you still here? some of us arent trolls you know.
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>>15871139
Interesting cold reading using 6 of the most commonly used letters of the alphabet. Wheel of fortune does the same thing.

And depression isn't just caused by dopamine, serotonin and norepinephrine deficiencies caused by shitty diets can contribute to depression as well - there's tons of different possible causes for depression.

And do explain how we become photosynthetic? Seems a bit unlikely that we can just implant chlorophyll into all of our cells.
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>>15870721
ya dawg...so you guys found you are in a simulation while you do simulation and can simulate in those simulations?

not bad also very interesting.....maybe the most important part of this thread
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>>15870671
Read up on Zeilinger's research on quantum optics. If it holds correct, and so far it does, it means that information can in fact be sent back into time. He put it with the nice quote: 'This might seem unreal to you, but reality is not important, information is.' (Not trolling here, this shit is real and blowing my mind. )
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>>15870556
how humans came to be?
When do animals will reach similar states in the evolution like humans?
What made the dinosaurs die?
What is the aim of humanity in your future?
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>>15870589
User, I'm the bitch. I remember and I will remember.

Thank you.
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>>15870556
I have entered a state of trance in which i have discovered who i really am,who we really are.Ah, we are God/Source.We are everything! We are living in the eternal moment! All is Source,we are this All. In those moments i got immersed in the wholeness.Each of us is a unique expression of God.That feeling is so sweet,so coherent,so complete,it's literally life changing...It feel like my core was emanating the light of knowledge,the pure truth of our nature,true love.It was like it was hugging me,it embraced me with the wings of all life ;Joy,serenity and love.It was like i was opening my infinite wings made of pure brilliant white light in the eternity and grasp it all and bring it all in my human mind peception.I felt like i transcended my human perception of ''time''.I felt whole,immense,boundless,it felt like i was everywhere. Cont
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>>15871139
Also,

Mom Terri Son
[or]
Jesus Christ Rebirth
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>>15871139
I was thinking, ok, assuming zeilingers research on quantum entanglement holds true it might be possible. But this...this is too vague. It's basic cold reading, designed to speak to as large a demographic as possible. If you truly were after speaking to a particular individual, you would go the exact opposite route.
Or maybe I'm just butthurt because I'm not from an anglophone state.
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>>15871458
English becomes Latin. Templars rise. JC is crucified. The 'Roman Empire' becomes. The pyramids are moved (AGAIN).
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>>15871463
This is better. Single codewords as triggers. Can I try? Elephantine Rises. Byzantine becomes. Eleven is not a number anymore.
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>>15870556
Great idea for a thread though. Speak to everybody's desire to be special. So fucking special.
I wanna have control.
I want a perfect body.
I want a perfect soul.
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>>15871403
Right because what we think we know about depression at this point in time are irrefutable facts? And a medical breakthrough in ten years is scientifically impossible?
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>>15871471
Shit man you're on to something
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>>15871471
A dangerous game, my friend. I wouldn't play it unless you know what you're doing. Or unless you're the Holy Spirit themselves.
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>>15871479
We know that selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors treat some depressions, and selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors treat others. This signifies that those were the neurotransmitters involved with the depression. Neither of which point to dopamine problems. Try learning basic neuroscience before you talk about it.
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When will gold reach its peak price?
What will happen with bitcoin?
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Shhh, OPs consciousness is sleeping.
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>>15871494
Hmmmm. Something's pointing towards oil and natural gas.
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>>15871497
The only peak is the one that's artificial. Made up by the human mind.
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>>15871489
Every game is dangerous if done right. Anyway, what happened to userTitor? Are you his replacement?
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guise i think op is kill
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>>15871515
Is this a stray Dog or op changed name?
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>>15870556
Well I'm here, OP.

What's my mission?
I gotta say, nothing i've read here is anything new or all that exciting
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>>15871494
We don't know shit. The current method of treating depression is throwing spaghetti on the wall and seeing what sticks. Prescribing a myriad of drugs/drug combos until hopefully the patient sees some efficacy.
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>>15870703
Why did you link to a clickbait site with no actual explanation of what you were referring to?
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>>15870992
>I want a mansion
>I will build it here in an area that belongs to someone else
>This starts a conflict
You can't just have everyone having whatever they want whenever they want it.
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>>15870749
If the economy was irrelevant at that time, why would they want to not cure cancer?
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nobody cares about the quarter tone guitar
from the looks of it unless I was to become famous nobody will switch to international music
I don't know what this means for me but IM DOING ME BEST
next time send jimi
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>>15871537
depression is not a physical problem but effects the physical level

Curing the physical symptoms would not heal the problem....

its like you cant heal a plant at the leaves if problems are caused from the roots.
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>>15871545

They have shrinking devices, clearly! It's THE FUTURE!
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Hello. You caught my attention. I'll look into Ceres. I was looking for an explanation of what it was I saw, and now you have made me aware.
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>>15871572
Is that picture what you saw?
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>>15871572
FUCK THIS SHIT mADARA'S Eye of the Moon Plan CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITT: A delusional transhumanist and conspiracy theorist roleplays
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I want to believe this so badly op but I can't help but feel you are so full of shit. Tell you what, tell me if the balkans go to war again any time in the future and I'll believe you fully. Please
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>>15870625
underrated post
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>>15870699
cancer can't just be "eradicated." It comes from hundreds of different causes.
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>>15871537
No that's just lazy psychiatrists who don't bother to learn the different signs of the different depressions. My therapist asked me a lot of seemingly unusual questions no other therapist ever asked me, pinpointed the exact type of depression I had and exactly what I needed to do to cure it, on his first attempt. And it only involved a single medication and then some basic dietary changes. We do know a lot about depressions we just don't have enough people who care to learn it.
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>>15871608
i bet he means they can cure it
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if u can transmit data
u can transmit pictures
TITS or GTFO
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>>15870556
Please tell me this has something to do with nukes, I just want nukes to fall from the sky and blanket us in their warm embrace of love and heat.
I can feel it now, the jarring thud, which will shake the ground loose of hatred. And the waves of tender loving care that burst's the skin of the non-believers, meshing them into the earth from whence they came. And God the heat! The fusion of love through power, the beautiful radiation of pure love.
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Abort the mission OP. Verification code:

ANANAS IGRATHISM DANGOTGO FASIP
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>>15870812
>Meh
Go back to whatever shithole you came from faggot.
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>>15871630
just jump into a volcano for your own joy
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>>15870705
ha. nope sorry buddy.
i have had my "delusion" ever since i woke up after a severe head injury that this body sustained when it was 3.
look i know how crazy i sound. i get it. i really do.
but the fact of the matter is that i am telling the truth.
i am a non human soul called a guardian soul, i and others like me occupy human bodies. usually against our will
for some odd reason a bunch of us got dumped here in the mid to late 80's we have no idea why or how. all we know is that before earth we were in a much different world where technology was indiscernible from magic. and we were able to travel across the planes of reality at will using our technology.
i just want to know why i am here. i want to know when i will get to go home. i want to know if home even exists anymore.
there are so few of us and it seems like every day one of us looses hope and kills themselves out of desperation to be released from this prison we call earth.
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>>15870999
cool, I'm planning on doing computer science
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>>15870596
If you only want to plant thoughts and we are "just" data why not plant it by sending information to the one's head directly you aim?
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>>15870556
are you there?
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I AM BAJEEZUS GAIS LISTEN
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>>15870699
Earth sounds like it is going to suck. If humans are immortal, the world will be overrun and we will all die. There will not be enough resources, no matter how many robots you have.
Cancer and illness are essential.
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Will I ever find Love, Time Traveller Kun?
no but seriously, WW3 WHEN
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>>15871826
I like to know that too. Recently a us spy satellite was shot down, us moves troops into ukraine aswell.
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>>15871049

no lol
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>>15870556
am i the chosen one?
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>>15871826
>>15871836
samefagging like shit
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I haven't been on /x/ in years and this is the first thread I saw

OP, could you shed some light on the following?

>Why are all people being offered immortality instead of the elite few who can afford that sort of technology?
>How and why is economy irrelevant?
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>>15871882
Given how long since his last response, it seems even disconnected time traveling consciousnesses need to sleep - and/or go to school.
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>>15871882
op is kill
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