Guys, I'm freaking the fuck out. I'll give the backstory.
Rewind to about 3 years ago
>Be roommates with high school friend
>We both went to the same college
>Friend is ridiculously smart. Top ACT and SAT score in high school's history.
>Go to college for separate things
>I study Psychology, he studies Physics
>He gets well known for his intellect in the Physics department
>One day he comes home from class saying that he was asked by some people in NASA. Was super stoked about it.
>During the summer, he left to go work on some sort of program.
>About 5 months prior to him leaving, I get a house visit from some dude from the government
>Name was Agent Henderson
>Asks me questions about my roommate. Procedure
>I ask what my friend is going to be doing.
>Get told it's classified
>Okay.jpg
>I roll my eyes, say good things about my friend even though some things Henderson says makes me worry.
>Questions like "What does he do under extreme stress?" and "Would I trust him to keep secrets that could affect people's lives?"
>Eventually Henderson seems satisfied and gives my friend the OK.
I think that's enough backstory
End of this summer, my friend comes back. He seems a lot more stressed out and can't talk to me about what he worked on except "It was for NASA and he just worked on one or two classified cases the entire time."
>Get annoyed, but drop it. Whatever. It's his life.
>Be cool with it this he came back for school, until about 3 weeks ago
>Get home from work to see him packing with someone who was dressed like Agent Henderson was there.
>Roommate tells me one of his cases has hit a "development" and needs to go.
>They leave instantly. I'm really fucking confused.
>About a week ago, his friend in his Physics class messages me on Facebook asking where my roommate is.
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>>15630242
>Agent Henderson
You mean Agent Smith right ?
Henderson was Neo
>>15630242
Go on.
I tell him about all I know is something happened in one of his cases with his work with NASA.
>Friend says roommate never specified it was NASA, just said "branch of government"
>Friend asks me if Joe (We'll just use his name from now on) ever mentioned aliens
>I say "Lol, no dude. Joe scoffs at alien movies saying they are stupid. He doesn't believe in that shit"
>Friend of Joe says that Joe was reading a book about aliens. Some dumb "They are out there" book.
>I search Joe's room and find the book. Cult stuff about how there are aliens among us. He had a couple scribbled notes and things highlighted or crossed out.
>I talk to his friend again online about two days later.
>"Hey Ben, it's Jake. I found that weird book about aliens that Joe was reading."
>We talk about what Joe's done to the book.
>Basically seemed like Joe started believing in them and scribbling out things that weren't accurate about their description and highlighted things that were.
I put the book back, thought it was some hobby, and then about 3 days ago, Joe gets back looking hectic and won't really speak to anyone. Wouldn't go out with our friends, kept to his room, etc.
He left about 9:00 P.M last night saying he had to go do something for work, and returned about an hour and a half ago.
I wanna make sure I explain exactly what happened so this next post will hopefully give insight
>>15630248
I lol'd. Nah, his name was like Gerald Henderson or some shit. I know his name stared with a G
>>15630259
HURRY UP NIGGER I HAVE A NEW YEARS PARTY TO GO TO
>>15630248
Neo's last name was Anderson, im pretty sure.
>>15630253You should totally ask your roommate about it, if he'll respond/you're sure you wont be murdered by the government.
Surely op will deliver
something smelling of OC right before new years' eve... and I'm mildly drunk already... so everything OP will say is true [thank dog I'm not a a woman}
>>15630269
Iam sure.
My 2nd name is Anderson and I self-inserted.
>>15630253
Joe got home and was obviously stressed. He looked like he just got done crying, and he brought home a huge bottle of whiskey (Joe rarely drinks)
>Since it's only about 3:30, when he opens the bottle and starts drinking, I get worried.
>I sit down across from him in the living room
>"Hey dude, are you okay?"
>Joe barely meets my eye and grunts that he's fine
>"You can talk to me if some shit is going on." I then mention his ex seeing if has something to do with her (She's a bitch, keeps trying to fuck with his head)
>He shakes his head telling me he has to make a phone call.
>He heads to his room and closes the door
>I listen closely as he calls his mom, crying. Joe never really cries, so I'm fucking spooked by now. Is he suicidal? What the actual fuck is happening.
>He tells his mom he loves her, says he's fine, just to say to everyone that he loves them and happy new year.
>That's it, he's suicidal. Lets see if I can get him to open up. He was there for me when I was suicidal as a kid.
>Knock on his door
>He opens it with tears in his eyes
>"Hey Joe, some of the guys wanted to hang out tonight for New Years. You in? Everyone would love to see you dude."
>I see him start to flinch at "New Years."
>He about closes the door and I stick my foot in to block it.
>"What the actual fuck is happening, Joe? I've never seen you this bad."
>Joe told me that it was classified
>"Bullshit, dude. If it's this bad, I fucking won't tell anyone. Just let me know what is wrong."
>I'm basically panicking by now. My best friend might take his life tonight, judging by how he's acting.
>I get him to come sit down on the couch in our living room
>I grab him a glass of ice and pour some whiskey in it
>"Drink up." I tell him
>He takes a sip and looks at me odd
>"Jake, I've seen some shit that you won't believe me."
>I respond with "Does this have to do with your alien book?"
>Joe looks at me shocked and before he says anything, I mention seeing his book.
Continue
>>15630269
>>15630278
You will never know how does it feel like to hear Hugo Weaving saying "Mr Anderson" and thinking he's talking specifically to you...
I hope to fucking god this is real, keep going op
>>15630242
>inb4 404
>>15630280
>I'm basically panicking by now. My best friend might take his life tonight, judging by how he's acting.
you are either a woman or a huge drama queen. You definitely enjoy penises anyways
op pic of friends book hihglighted and i believe you
>>15630296
it's real. I'm drunk and I can tell that it's undeniably real.
>>15630304
Ditto. We need some proof, OP
Timestampped alien book?
Anyways, Joe looks at me and tells me to sit down
I'm panicking thinking he's gonna tell me some doomsday shit.
>Joe sighed and said "First contact will be made public tonight."
>He was dead silent after that
>I waited for SWAT to enter our house after how pale and scared he looked after he said that
I'm processing this. He's drunk, he has to be. Joe mocked the idea of aliens all the time. He got annoyed at it whenever anyone made jokes like "Hey Joe, did you see E.T. working at NASA? Did you send him home finally?"
>I kinda laughed and said "Good joke. Now really what is going on, dude?"
>Joe's eyes snapped to mine, making me uncomfortable at the seriousness in his eyes.
>"Jake, this isn't a joke. My case I was assigned to, it was to deal with a fucking E.T.!"
Joe is screaming by now, half drunk, mocking himself at that statement. I can't hear what he's saying to himself. Just random things like calling himself stupid, etc.
>Joe, you're fucking telling me aliens are going to be announced tonight?
>He nodded
>"Like someone is going to show up on TV and say "Hey everyone! There are aliens, here is some!"
>Joe shook his head no.
All of a sudden, Joe just opens up about everything he's done.
>He had to sign a form of keeping silent about everything he worked on.
>He was eased into the knowledge of aliens.
>Some of the guys showed him advanced technologies that Joe realized were way too advanced for us
>By the time he reached that conclusion, they were basically acknowledging that he is right
>Joe said that he was working with the team from the Mars rover. Some shit about it getting some pictures of some beings
I made a joke about the movie Mars Attacks, Joe didn't find funny
>Basically, they look a lot like us, just more thick skinned. Their eyes are slightly bigger, but barely noticeable.
>I'm taking this all in, knowing that what he's describing is what he was highlighting in his book
>I ask him again about what is going to happen New Year's Eve
>>15630299
fuckoff you dubbed nsa
>>15630280
>if it's this bad I wont tell anyone
>proceeds to tell hundreds of people on the internet
rip joe
>>15630314
I hope to fucking God this isn't just NASA screwing with your friend
>>15630319
>hundreds
the 9 of us hanging on /x/
shit... that's kinda scary. I don't think we would pose a serious obstacle to any agency.. spread this yalll, our very lives depend on it. post away.
We live in California, btw, near the Nevada border.
Joe told me this.
>Close to 11:59 P.M (Pacific Time) tonight, aliens will show themselves to the world. They will be welcomed by our government, with a couple people from the United Nations as diplomats.
>We will be told they are not harmful, they will cite cases of their technology helping us the last 15-20 years.
>The aliens have an elected leader like us, who will address us.
>As far as Joe knows, they aren't hostile and he's actually had a quick conversation with one. He described it as "human if he didn't know better."
>They don't have any ulterior motive, only to move forward together.
That's it, /x/.
Joe drank a lot and now is watching something on Netflix. I have one of our friends over watching out for him. Joe might even be asleep.
I called my family, telling them I loved them. I'm gonna go get shitfaced and hope this doesn't happen. I'll be watching the news tonight.
Shit just might hit the fan.
When I was in the army I knew some people recruited for elite stuff, your friend must've been pretty smart, cuz mostly they just get people with a TS already, (already vetted and stuff)
>>15630330
Still gonna need a timestamped picture of that alien book, OP
>>15630299
>>15630315
>>15630319
>>15630326
9 regular folk, 237 agents from several intel agencies around the world, 3.10^7 selfaware bots and 7.10^27 ayy lmaos reading this topic right now
Prepare for the coming of the Sons of God.
I might just be high but I'm scared as fuck now.
If this is true the amount of ayyyyyy lmao threads will be ridiculous
>>15630330
>11:59pm
bold statement m8 considering its not some "the world will end in 73.4 years" which nobody will remember
lets see in a few hours if OP is faggot or not.
>>15630342
im high and scared bud, if this is real.....
>>15630330
put some V on for him.
And please let Morena Bacarin be their leader. I would bow to her like a real nice boy.
What channel did he say it was gonna be on?
>>15630330
The no ulterior motive strikes me as odd. Why do they need us, if they can warp-speed over here? If they've been helping US? Why not just enslave and be done with it?
>>15630352
Why would it be on new year's? Sounds like a troll
>>15630330
Pretty neat if this was real, though it's probably just something to scare the massive amount of people here on /x/ who believe that skin walkers and magic is real.
>>15630350
OP here. I loved that show. Joe hated it saying it's so overdone about "How to serve Mankind."
I asked him if it's one of those situations, he said to his knowledge, it's a no.
Joe is asleep, friend left due to a party she's going to. I think I'm gonna watch out for Joe tonight. I have a feeling closer to midnight, he's gonna get more and more panicked.
I can update once in a while if you keep the thread alive.
I was looking around for the book and I can't find it. Joe's room is a fucking mess. If I find it, timestamp will be provided. He might have taken it somewhere, though. I'll ask him when he wakes up.
Should I wake him up before 11:59?
>>15630357
>implying we are not slaved already
mind the file name
>>15630359
My guess is that it's a time a lot of people will be watching the news.
>>15630357
That's my question too. Joe seems positive that they seem friendly. But we're always going to have that worry, which is part of the reason I'm worried because I don't know if we can both live peacefully.
>>15630363
wake him up at 11:50.
if aliens arent announced your friend needs to go to mental hospital
>>15630343
>many are either asleep or drunk
>the leader of an entire planet addresses our race
>he wants to unify our two species and share technology and enlightenment with us.
>all who are still awake respond in unison
"ayy lmao"
>>15630314
Let's see the book with the scribbles in it!
>>15630363
>no book
>OP confirmed rp faggot
>7/10
>>15630375
10/10
her name is Nnngh
she's from the planet Fukalot
>>15630368
Humans can't live peacefully with humans. How are we suppose to live in peace with aliens?
OP here.
You guys are welcomed to not believe it. I don't wanna believe it. My hope is that Joe is outta his mind and I take him to a hospital tomorrow.
Guys, Joe's phone is being called from a restricted number. It's called twice. I'm way uneasy about answering it. Joe hasn't moved. Pretty sure he's passed out drunk.
Also, OP claiming ID.
Phone is ringing again
>>15630386
what if he was doing some work for the antichrist and he felt that to use alyums as an euphemism would be more palatable to you?
this is /x/, what if your bff is one of satan's minions right now?
>>15630280
RECENTLY SOMEONE POSTED ABOUT JANUARY 1ST AND ALIENS THANK YOU I NOW HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED :)
they're here
Good news is 11:59 Pacific is 2:59 (AM) in Eastern Standard Time. That means that most Southern rednecks will be asleep, as to not shoot their rifles at our new ayy lma-overlords.
>>15630392
Not OP. Fuck off.
Phone hasn't rang again.
>>15630397
>our new alien overlords descend to earth
>their leader is Morena Baccarin
>one fucking redneck shoots her dead.
what would you do?
Phone is ringing again. Still restricted number.
Do I answer it if it happens again?
>>15630404
No. Wake up Joe. If not things could escalate.
>>15630362
There was a thread where a guy predicted they'd find one of the lost airplanes, and it lead to aliens and discussion of the new years
>>15630390
>>15630404
Please do.
It's her.
dwell on her soft spoken voice and that delicious accent
>>15630403
>walk outside
>see that our alien overlords' leader is dead
>hold her body is my arms
>it is raining now
>all is still
>I place my mouth down to her ear
>whisper the only thing I can
>"ayy lmao"
>>15630408
Tried. He's out cold.
Phone ringing again. Fuck it. I'm answering it.
Hey op post timestamp with anything that can prove your story.
I hope this happens just for the amount of ayy lmao
I want to meet a real alien and say ayy lmao
>>15630411
if you had said "Nayyy lmao" it would've been
a 10/10.
>>15630416
Introdasting.
Try to get them to talk, answer with "mhm" and other sounds that anyone could make.
Don't care if RP or not
I just hope aliums appear.
It is now 2:39 AM where I live, new years has been.
How long until aliums arrive?
>>15630330
THEY'RE GONNA JUDGE US AND ELIMINATE US
"Welcome them or perish"
>OTHER THREAD
>>15630418
Alien book is best, even a sleeping Joe would suffice to at least prove he exists
>>15630416
but who was phone OP
>>15630416
>post timestamped picture of Joe sleeping
>post timestamped picture of restricted call phone
it was me all along BOOOOOOYS
hey /x/, got some Morena baccarin nudes to share?
>>15630242
at first i thought you killed your friend and yourself by writing this online. But then again they probably wont care if they're just going to release it in a couple hours. Still your friend will be in so much trouble because of you. Still don't believe it. Good read, though.
Trying to type this out as it happens.
"Mr. (Joe's last name), how're you this evening?"
>Sorry, this is his roommate Jake (Last name)
Sorry, is Mr. (Joe's last name) available
>No, sorry. He's asleep. I can wake him if needed.
Would you please
>Yeah, he's not really waking up. I don't think he's sleeping well lately
Pause...
"Has he been acting odd at all? Besides his sleeping patterns?"
>Uh, no he seems to be fine. I think he's just been busy.
Mr. (My last name), I'm Joe's co-worker and it is most important that I know how he is doing. We take those type of things very seriously here at our job
>Yes, I definitely can respect that. But I promise you that he seems perfectly fine to me.
"Alright, thank you. Would you mind if our mutual friend comes and checks on him tonight?"
>Ummm, I think tomorrow morning would be better. I'm about to go out for the night since it is New Years, and he's probably gonna catch up on sleep.
I understand. Alright, well we might send someone over soon just doing a patrol.
>Alright, let me know if you need anything. Should I have Joe call you when he wakes up?
Please do.
>Have a good night, happy New Years.
You as well
OP you are fucked. Leave Joe there. Someone obviously must be on their way. Be safe and get out now. Better him than both of you
>>15630444
>Has he been acting odd?
That's it, OP's roommate's a nut.
>>15630450
No he got him in this situation and even worse by posting it online.
>>15630444
ultra smart roomie is knocked out right next to you
grab a sharpie and mark the words ayy lmao on hos forehead, timestamp and post it here
>>15630444
>trips means its true
>hide a camera to record the guy who comes to your door
>start recording before you answer door
>>15630450
If OP thinks someone really is coming, I agree, GTFO of there. If you think Joe's a loon, stay.
>>15630454
this
>>15630458
I don't fucking know.
Joe is stirring now.
I told him he missed a phone call and I answered it. He ran into his room and hasn't said anything when I ask him what's going on.
Run boy, srsly run.
>>15630466
The golden rule:
If you don't fucking know, GTFO.
/x/ I'm halfway drunk and horny.
I want our alien overlords to be female only and sexually liberated. An empire of hot alien amazons (standard humanoids) looking for males in order to reproduce.
20 billion hot females descending on earth looking for cock juice and they don't discriminate.
IM GONNA NEED EVIDENCE OP
you said his room is a mess
so just take something from the floor
a book or something
photo of the bed
or the phone with the recent call history and timestamp
>>15630476
they mean no harm
>>15630466
Dude do you realize you'll have to get at least your masters in psychology to do anything with it? Why not major in something more practical? also, gtfo. make sure they don't look at your computer
>>15630479
Joe ran out the front door saying he's running to his car. I watched him from the window. He looked down the street both ways like he was looking for someone.
He then ran to his car, grabbed something and ran back in. It looked like he was holding a small computer. Like, a Macbook Air but it was all black. He said it was his work computer.
He's locked up in his room now.
/x/, I don't know how much more of this I can take. I need to know if I should stay for my best friend since high school, or should I leave and go get drunk knowing this could be the last time I ever see him.
>>15630490
>do i stay and help my friend in need, a friend who helped me when I was suicidal or go get shitfaced and scream ayy lmao
>>15630397
I've determined to stay up to be sure. I wanna see this shit and if I can say hi. I wonder how they will announce it tv? Teh internets? Phone calls? meh
>>15630490
stay and report. plenty of days to get drunk in future
>>15630490
>Take timestamped pic of something(the book, Joe, Joe's floor, call history)
>Jet out of there
>Don't get drunk
>Await our Ayy LmaOverlords
Guys, I will post something timestamped if I get the chance. Joe has the phone, I have no clue where the book is, and now he's locked in his room.
I understand your disbelief and I probably would also, but this is happening and is way too fucking serious for me.
Fuck it, I think I'm leaving the house.
>>15630496
Dude, I seriously don't want to. I'm so fucking scared right now.
If I could self diagnose myself, I'd say I'm having a panic attack.
Do I really have to stay?
>>15630499
DONTDONTDONTDONT
>>15630490
Bro, nice try but u need to learn how to build up tension in story. Also prepare few timestamps before planting a bait (just to make story more colorful). Ayyyyy lamo 2015
>>15630499
>he leaves
It was a nice story OP. You almost had me
>>15630501
YES!!! Your friend needs you. You won't be able to have fun with this on your mind anyways. This thread is now a New year's party.
Joe is crying right now. Audible sobbing from his room. Joe has never shown any signs of mental distress. I've known him since we were kids.
What the fuck did he get me into.
>>15630499
get back in there YOU BITCH
>>15630510
I actually hope this is real I want contact with aliens man but I hope Joe is okay I wonder why he's so worried if it's only a meeting..
>>15630501
dude if they're going to release it then no one cares if some punk college kids find out a couple hours before.
>Call a meeting in your dorms
>predict aliens come at 2015
>wear tinfoil hat during speech
>your class will think you're a prophet.
>>15630510
He got you into a plot involving the Government, specifically NASA, and Extraterrestrial life, which is not only friendly but plans to reveal itself to the world at 11:59 Pacific Time. Gosh OP, keep up!
>>15630510
If he thinks they're friendly why is he so scared? Smells fishy like he's lieing.
inb4 "WhooOOPS! Stinked ya, /x/!" at midnight
>>15630525
this. why is he so sad geez? oh yeah, fake. :(
>>15630510
FUCKING OP
TAKE PHOTO FROM WINDOW OF HIS CAR WITH TIMESTAMP
JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF ANYTHING IN THE ROOM WITH TIMESTAMP
PHOTO OF JOES DOOR WITH TIMESTAMP
VOCAROO OF JOES AUDIBLE CRYING
DO IT OR YOU ARE AN FAGGOT
> inb4 aliens actually come and ayy lmao us all
> mfw
> mfw I'm actually praying this happens
> mfw my crazy conspiracy theorist dad will have been right all along
> mfw I'll owe him $20
OP you're gonna rustle so many jimbobs if this was rp
op prepare a camera or make a place for your cell. and when the knock comes to door press record. share
>>15630525
Big update guys:
Joe ran out real quick, whispered to me that tell him he's not here.
Door knocks
Joe runs and hides in living room behind couch
I answer
Fucking guy in glasses and suit standing there
Mr. (My last name), I'm friends with your roommate, is he home?
>Uh, no you just missed him. He said he was going for a walk. His car is still here
Can I come in?
>Actually I'm just getting ready to go. Would you be angry if I asked you to wait for Joe to get back? Nothing personal
No, I understand, it's fine. I'll be in my car. (Points to a car across the street)
>Alright, Joe shouldn't be more than 15 minutes. He doesn't like the cold that much.
Sounds good. Have a good night
WTF DO I DO, /x/.
That's it. Getting some fucking answers. I'm talking to Joe right now and he's telling me just to make sure he isn't seen, that he's gonna hide behind the couch and I need to sit on it and act like I'm watching TV.
Joe is either crazy or they are bugging our house.
Prepare to hexed m8 if u lyin m8
While we wait for midnight and/or OP to deliver timestamped pics, post some music about aliens to get the mood right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ua4t-xPLVA#t=29
>>15630535
>so many
>all 9 of them
neways, i'm drunk, from huehueland and went out to watch shiny stuff bursting in the skies and my hard on for morena baccarin only increased.
so, any new developments OP?
>>15630542
testing if op
>>15630542
now's the time to timestamp
>>15630542
You told the dude you're leaving. If you dont leave, he'll get suspicious. Take a timestamped pic of Joe(cause we still need proof, OP) and leave. Find someway to get Joe out. Dont talk to him, they're probably bugging your place.
>>15630546
there's 28 of us, where'd you get 9?
>>15630554
*27
>>15630544
SHIT DUBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>15630554
from here
>>15630337
>>15630542
OP WHY U NO HAVE CAMERA RDY
>>15630542
Jesus OP. If you're going to RP at least do it right
I am sitting on the chair acting like I'm on Facebook as I am talking to Joe.
>Joe, if the aliens are peaceful, why the fuck are you scared
I was supposed to keep quiet.
>I get that, but why would you be in any serious trouble if they knew you told me for your sanity sake
I signed a contract and if I spoke to anyone, I would be in breach of it and be looked upon as someone who committed treason
>Joe, he thinks you're out on a fucking walk. What the fuck is he gonna think when he realizes you're still inside?
I'm working on that
>Joe, you're a smart dude, but what are you going to fucking do!? I don't wanna be a part of this. I love you, buddy, but I'm not going to die because of this. It's only 6:15, can we keep them in the dark for another 5 and a half hours??
Jake, I have a plan. You're going to go out there and signal him in, saying I'm asleep in my room and you had no clue I was still here. Then you are going to fucking leave and come back in the morning
>Dude, fuck that. What if he kills you?
You have to take that chance. Fuck that if I have your death on my conscience. You won't get in trouble if you haven't told anyone.
And now /x/, he's reading this thread, realizing I'm fucked too.
We're gonna try to do his plan.
This might be goodbye, /x/
>>15630563
>this might be goodbye /x/
>no timestamp
SHITTY RP CONFIRMED
NO ALIENS IN 6 HOURS
EVERYONE GO HOME
/thread.
>>15630566
IT'S DUH GUBMINT
THE GUBMINTS ON 4CHAN DUE TO THE STORY
RUUUUUUN!
>>15630563
you are so close to rusing me
>>15630563
Wow this was anticlimatic. You should be ashamed OP
>>15630563
If you're going to die, OP, at least take a goddamn timestamp
I don't buy it. Would either be done EST because UNHQ is in New York.
Post a timestamped anything.
Reminds me of the ghost to ghost coast to coast where the dude called tripping balls about aliens. And then the connection was lost. YouTube it.
Shit RP
>>15630574
>not doing it universal central time/GMT
>not ruining glorious britains new years
>financial capital = London
pls
>>15630566
Get over yourself dude. If OP is lying, he's lying. But if he's telling the truth, I highly doubt posting a pic for your sake is in his top 5 things to do. He's probably freaking the fuck out about his own life.
>>15630581
then he's a faggot
>>15630330
if it is going to just be aliens wanting to move forward with us why so much negativity?
and why not address us at 11:59 EST I mean, half the country will be passed out PST
Dude,I have followed this thread since the beginning hoping for even a drop of evidence that this might be legit. Since, then you have not provided a picture, a video, literally no kind of proof for your story. Plus, all the supposed dialogue you've posted is so generic. I hope you give us SOMETHING to go on but until then..
2/10 RP bullshit,
OP here.
We were just now reading your comments. I let the guy into our house. He's talking with Joe now in his bedroom. I'm chilling in the kitchen, ready to go save my friend or run out the door if I hear a gunshot.
This isn't fake, I'm sorry no timestamp. I don't know what to do
>>15630314
post pics
/x/ may be gullible, but we only are to an extent.
I'm the drunk one and even I'm feeling this kinda lame. Anyway I've only realized that I'm reading shitty RP on /x/ while drinking one pretty nice prosecco - not sure if I'm feeling like a lord or like shit...
RIP OP
>>15630584
He might be afraid because most people will try to kill the aliums, and they would fight back. In that instance, they made it PST so only the people awake would see it.
>>15630584
>Govt spreads false alien story
>Half the world is passed out
>The other half sees fake broadcast
>says aliens are here
>Non-seeing half calls them crazy
>Seeing half retaliates
>World civil war
>Illuminati profits
So much shit makes no sense.
if they come in peace why is your friend so suicidal?
Why did you lie to random guy at your door? You're not supposed to know hes an agent you dumb fuck.
What kind of shit logic made you think you should leave your friend alone under ANY circunstance?
8/10 i mad
new year's stinking in progress, evacuate thread to avoid being stinked by the stinkiest
>>15630595
how did u no abowt r plans?!!111/ lol
>>15630595
lol
>>15630581
>cant prove his claims
faggot confirmed
if the agent was so hostile, he probably would've killed y'all by now
All OP needed was to post a pic of ANY generic alium book. Shameful
This is Jake Taylor.
It is 6:28 P.M. I'm typing this in advance in case something happens that I expect to happen.
/x/, please don't let this be in vain. I know a lot of you think this is fake, but if I die, I wanted you guys to know the truth.
Maybe Joe was psycho or maybe it was true. I have a feeling I'm not going to find out.
I already typed the captcha and I'm ready for the worst.
The only reason I'd post this is if what happened was I heard a gunshot and I ran.
I love you Mom, Dad, Mary,and John.
>>15630580
>I was going to say EST or GMT (as evidenced by my busted ass sentence).
>Couldn't remember why GMT would be important.
>Either way, wouldn't be PST for any fucking reason
TL;DR: OP is RP, we're all noobfaguts
If OP does not post timestamp, he is a fag
if OP does not post at all in the next 30 mins, he is a dead fag.
6 hours later no aliens
>>15630343
>alien existence revealed
>every board shit posting ayy lmao more than usual
>eventually you notice ayy lmao is starting to become more and more common on all of the mainstream web
>eventually people say ayy lmao when ever they see an alium in real life.
>feminazi and equal rights activists start to dub ayy lmao as a racist offensive term
>protests start
>aliums don't give a shit
>they watch as a race war starts
>every human dies
>thousands of years later intelligent life puts probe on now dead earth
>they dig around in the remaining rubble
>they find a protest sign saying only two words...
>[spoiler] ayy lmao [/spoiler]
>>15630610
still think it's fake
>>15630610
TOP KEK
Ebin RP OP !! gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>15630330
Did they happen to have a book named "To Serve Man"?
>>15630608
hey come on now... it should be a page with several underlines and smarty stuffs scribbled on the side. Something to make the iq cut at least circa 120-130-ish
>>15630242
So did your story already happen 3 years or is it happening now? Or was he gone for 3 summers?
>>15630594
You can replace "PST" here with literally any other timezone and still make the same amount of nonsense
>>15630610
>not texting your family
>leaving them a message on an anonymous fillipino flipbook internet discussion website
>>15630623
What would he text his family
"Hey if I die tonight, it's the government's fault. I swear I'm not drunk!" and if they believed him, they'd be dead next
>>15630608
>>15630612
>>15630610
>>15630621
>>15630623
Proof OP is a fag
>>15630610
The captcha expires after a few minutes and must be retyped
>>15630626
>I love you mom
>I love you dad
even simply that
kek
>>15630628
It was a special gubmint alium emergency captcha
>>15630623
>anonymous Filipino flipbook internet discussion website
OP fucked up near the end, but he gave it a decent shot for a couple hours. Had us going for a bit. 7/10. Was fun to hope for aliums.
Watch now as Aliums are here in 4 hours saying ayyy lmao
i know that this is /x/ and most of this shit is anecdotal, but come the fuck on.
OP, whenever you lose the government guy, take a pic on the run. Only then will we believe you.
>>15630635
NOW can we have an ayy lmao thead??
>12:00
>aliens
>OP confirmed dead
>mfw i told him to stay>>15630636
OP I bet you are lurking as we speak
>there are no aliens
>Joe isn't real
>You aren't dead
>Gov. wouldn't be stupid enough to not use a silencer if they were going to kill your friend
>They would not just send one guy if it was something that important
>if this was real you would have posted timestamp pics
>and you are a faggot.
>>15630640
GG life it was fun
>>15630644
this
>>15630627
>>15630623
>>15630628
>>15630644
Edit: more proof OP is a fag
>>15630644
[spoiler]Silencers don't silence shit[/spoiler]
>thinking silencers are completely silent
>they still make noise
human shame comes rumbling out of diverse throats. if a person walked up to you and said they were from the future and had superiority in their eyes, you would not belive. but if they said it with soul crushing sorrow and shame, you would belive, because we all know how horrible we are.
>>15630655
Either way, I'd still ask for proof. You don't see any uneducated person claiming without proofs.
>>15630577
One of my all time favorites.
>>15630655
Youd be stupid to believe just from the way it is told
If he was smart he could just take a pic of some dude passed out drunk, a car, take probably any book, use a shitty resolultion, take a Sharpie, notecards, tape, and some highlighers to some text. RP right you fuckass.
>>15630614
way better than my story earlier
true 10/10
>>15630681
OP???
>>15630674
The worst thing about this is that it was very easy to do! Stupid OP
>>15630684
No i meant
>>15630375
i wrote that
>>15630686
I think OP showed some talent provinding a plausible scenario and story. If he had put some effort as >>15630674 mentioned, that would've been a quite nice years' end ruse.
>>15630670
remember that.
>>15630696
Oh whoops :/
10/10 either way.
>>15630713
0/10
>>15630713
i think it's just that you're gullible
>>15630721
Because I enjoyed reading it? Oh no. Find a hobby and some happiness.
>>15630727
lol are you saying your hobby and happiness is all stemmed from shitty /x/ stories?
do we really need photographic evidence of this? whats he gonna do, post a pic of his friend watching netflix?
just wait a few hours and we'll know whether or not this is bullshit.
6/10 had me excited for a while, the ending was weak. Should have just stopped posting and waited for the shit-storm at midnight.
>mfw aliens show up at midnight
>>15630762
It's bullshit. Don't get your hopes up.
Jake Taylor (OP) reporting in. Not saying where I am, just got access to a computer. I lost my phone along the way when I was running.
Holy fuck. Too scared to say where I am. What if they are monitoring this thread. If you are, fuck you. I'm alive, and the world will know soon. You murdered my best friend. I called an anonymous tip at 911 from a payphone.
Any idea how I can disappear? Fake ID's?
>>15630785
try harder fagget
>>15630785
Lol, you murdered your own best friend by wanting to find out. Also, your character is acting, well, out of character. OP, learn to RP
>>15630785
If this is real, run. Post any pictures of Joe if you can.
To the rest of us: Wait till midnight to see if OP is a fag
>>15630785
>lost phone
Losing Credibility
Run far, move to a different state if you have to. Hide out with your parents for the rest of your days. Have them take you to a new country.
Howaboot ya post some pics you ass goblin
OP claims aliums, and then proceeds to run around all claims of proof (including book he himself found and was last to touch while his friend has been away even).
Says he won't tell anyone--immediately posts to the internet.
Both are highly educated, but act like tweens in some drama.
Claims he'd rather his friend be crazy than aliums actually revealed.
I'm a fucking psychic, and this is even too much bullshit for me. :D
>>15630785
Do you play soccer (football)
>>15630330
Relax, we are all from one creator. Just a different "timeline" of reality merging.
>>15630785
Here NSA. This will make your job easier...
>http://www.whitepages.com/name/Jake-Taylor/CA
haha
>>15630733
Yeah that's what I said. Nice work sheriff
>>15630785
Don't think this is OP. Writing style too different than other posts.
Stop ruining an already ruined story
>>15630818
please leave
>>15630818
come on dude. Plus guy said he was a Psych major, not a photographer.
>>15630826
No, fuck you.
>>15630830
Ok.
Op....get up, kick in the door and yell "YOU BIG LUCKYS BITCH NOW!" The agent will pause for a second but will reach for the gun, but your preoared! Karate chep his shoulder with one hand while grabbing the other. Tell him to give you id ...stare him down....don't blink. If he is legit ask for job..mmtell him you get shit done....if he is not....welll damn....I don't know...but they respect dudes being bad ass and you could be like captain..
>>15630819
I mean sure, but you're acting like you're superior to me just because you are liking a shitty RP thread.
>>15630476
That could mean the end of humanity if we only fuck aliens. Look what happens with niggers and whites Kids are born nigger
>>15630860
worth it
>>15630499
While your gone friend Heroes
>>15630510
Tell him to show evidence on 4chan. He will be protected if the info is publicized
>>15630873
>404
>>15630542
Got a car in the garage? Put joe in trunk
>>15630863
More niggers weren't worth it
>>15630873
>>15630876
>mfw people are responding to old parts of this thread
OP here.
The real one. Hiding at a dive bar right now.
I'm not going back to my house. I have my phone with me and someone keeps calling me from Joe's number and isn't leaving a voicemail. Too scared to pick it up
>>15630879
well yeah but more ayylmaoians is worth it
>>15630890
Pick up your friend may need you, if not you did the right thing
>>15630890
You aren't fooling anyone dumbass
>>15630890
just...just stop.
No one would be stupid enough to post a picture of very unique bar while on the run from the subergobernmens
I feel like the OP left about halfway through and someone else started adding a shitty ending. The writing style feels off and changed dramatically around
>>15630563
Plus that picture isn't fooling anyone there. It's obviously another fake OP.
/x/ ruined a good story
>>15630900
Obviously the government saw he posted the pic and put that up knowing people would do an image search to discredit him....it is like you take stupid pills dummy
>>15630900
it's kinda sad how we are all insulting OP's RP and he;s trying to ignore it. It's like saying a child's drawing is shit. Aw well, he fucking sucks
>>15630911
>/x/ ruined a good story
its new years eve, anon. The author got drunker and drunker and the story got less and less believable. Same thing that happened to x-files, amirite
ayyy lmao
>>15630911
Agree, I believe some of this story but the rest is just bullshit
>>15630925
4 hours till verification if op is a lying faggot
thred is ded
>>15630771
yep, i hadn't read the whole story.
if he'd stopped when he said they'll show up at midnight i would have got that, but who actually stays on /x/ as dangerous shit happens to them?
like who actually thinks "i'm running for my life and keeping a deadly secret-- 4chan's gonna love this one"
>>15630925
I think OP did have a roommate who told him this, but I think the conversation they had besides Joe telling him what's happening, was fake
>>15630890
Dont lie. OP was such a faggot he wouldnt post a pic
>>1563095
government disinfo agents brah. They came in, iced OP and his friends, then found this thread open and did a little minor damage control by making OP look like a faggot
>>15630330
I, for one, welcome or reptilian overlords.
>>15630955
4Chan posters....like dude who murdered girlfriend then went on b
>>15630969
but what about the ayyliens
>>15630955
I would. Admit it, that shit would be awesome. If shown proof, you would have a captive audience cheering you on, and if you died, everyone would know what happened, so a cover-up would be called out as such by a bunch of people no one would take seriously. It's beautiful.
>>15630955
Id do it.
>>15630900
>>15630890
my sides
4/10 for getting me excited in the beginning. bump it down to 2/10 for a shitty dive bar pic.
I'm not gonna lie
I enjoyed the story (even though a lot of people trashed it)
I'm gonna be checking at 1:00 A.M and seeing if OP was telling the truth. I hope he was. It'd be one of those moments you tell everyone where you were when you heard, and all of us could say some government agent's roommate leaked it online and we were the first to know
>>15630985
Live by the 4chan, you die by the 4chan
OP You faggot, im tired of all this Bullshit RP. why do i even come here anymore?
>>15630330
>no ulterior motives, they gonna halp us
>crying and making final phone call to mom
If this isn't fresh creepy pasta, then your friend is either lying to you, or psychotic.
