I was somewhere I wasn't supposed to be today and I overheard a one of-a-kind message from an authoritative source. In five days The Happening will start Happening . August Ninth, 2014. Mark the date. This isn't the kind of thing that Happens every day. If the happening happens, I will give a new message that day at 5PM under THIS same name ON 4CHAN if there is still a 4chan. Mark it on your calendar! Remember my name.
> August 9, 2014
> August 9, 2014
> August 9, 2014
> August 9, 2014
> August 9, 2014> August 9, 2014
> August 9, 2014
> REMEMBER AUGUST NINTH
Has anyone else ever received a prophecy before?
Did it happen?
I CAN ONLY TELL YOU THIS NOW
STOCK UP ON CLEAN WATER AND RATIONS before AUGUST NINTH. YOU'LL ONLY NEED ABOUT 3 WEEKS WORTH
DON'T PANIC
EVERYTHING WILL BE OK IN THE END
I'm gonna be on vacation. Will this affect our travel plans?
rp faggot
i cant wait for another not happening
>>15018552
> it happened
I too have mixed mushrooms and DMT before
> grandma died :-(
If everything will be okay it's not a real happening. Fucking idiot.
>>15018552
a healthy humuman can servive four weeks without food and only water.
>>15018605
Everyone will be okay, but NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME
>>15018596
>OBVIOUS SAMEFAGGING IS OBVIOUS
got nay proof op? or can you describe in detail waht will happening?
>>15018552
Someone else took my laptop and posted on it. Not samefagging.
>>15018639
0/10
>>15018552
Sooo, what's supposedly happening? Not even a hint? Nothing? :P
>>15018639
Please mods just delete this retardation
>>15018638
Oh god... words can't do justice.
Expect a mix of:
> Aliums have landed
> A meteor has destroyed [major city]
> The Philosopher's Stone/Alchemy/Free Energy has been inventered
> We're entering the fourth dimension!
> One Word Government/FEMA is rounding everyone up
> Ebola has hit
It will be chaos.
Different stories will be told to different audiences depending on which area of the world you happen to be in.
>>15018699
holy shit you are terrible
how is this supposed to last only 3 weeks like you said
just fucking plan fake happenings out better
>>15018676
>/x/
>mods
>>15018699
Your dubs can't hide the fact that you are a poor, very poor role-player, so if nothing happens promise you will make a thread asking for forgiveness.
>>15018718
My thread got deleted for no reason and it was a relatively decent discussion.
>>15018732
And I got banned once for saying "ayy lmao"
>>15018699
I hope this all happens. I'll be with my family.
>>15018739
Well I glad.
>>15018552
>August 9th
>Disgaea 4 Vita comes out on the 12th
Fucking bullshit, I just want to play that game on my vita ;_;
Guys, this is Fedora crap.
They'll post, "OH NO [ some date ]!!!"
They come [some date] they'll be back going, "HA HA NOTHING HAPPENED U SUX!!!"
cool, maybe my birthday has something to do with this happening. i am after all, spiritually aware, maybe i'm the next healer, or demiurge, or all three.
EBOLA!
>>15018552
>>15018596
>>15018628
stop shitposting
>>15018722
nice dubs
>>15018552
Well, some nut job on /pol/ said that tonight Israel is getting self nuked and they will blame it on Hamas. Related or not?
hey /x/
there is a guy making predictions for 9 PM PST
something related to 9 will be happening.
calling it
>>>/pol/33468531
Oh shit August 9th is muh birfday.
