finally half bar signal lost must be getting closer to top
it's so dark only can get rocks on pic in cave the crew is missing or maybe I am
Where's the cave buddy?
What the fuck are you babbling about?
I'm spooped
just like the contact not trying to be 2soooky been down here a while and alone for most of the time
OP has been devoured by cave dwellers
nothing to see here, move along
phone being a bitch last saw crew about two days ago we separated accidentally
>>14985055
and your magical phone lasted this long without power?
>>14985055
So you post this on 4chan instead of calling someone?
>inb4 phone dies
>inb4 dies because OP posted things on 4chan instead of calling for help.
Best wishes to you OP!
OP, which cave system are you in?!
>>14985068
I have an astro charger and I already called someone
>>14985099
Any luck on them finding you?
>>14985092
some cave in a mountain near pleasant view
>>14985099
Astro charger is going to give you one full charge. If you've been in there for two days, you phone should be on the brink of death, and you probably shouldn't be using battery to upload pictures to 4chan.
>>14985099
You dont say..
>>14985055
>ast saw crew about two days ago we separated accidentally
> two days ago
So no one cares enough to look for you?
>>14985142
My phone's battery lasts two weeks.
But it doesn't have internet and shit, so I dunno about OP. Haven't they invented good smartphones yet?
>>14985200
Smartphones are great. Smartphone batteries? Not so much.
>>14985204
I really feel they could cut way back on power consumption and have a more convenient product by ditching all the other bells and whistles and paring it all down to basic internet and phone function.
BRB, off to be the next Steve Jobs.
I thought that this was /x/ not a cellphone thread?
>>14985055
>two days ago
>phone is still working with nowhere to charge it.
>>14985254
/x/philes aren't all irrational, gullible fucks.
>>14985200
>My phone's battery lasts two weeks.
The average phone battery lasts 8 hours at best, and that's without using it. I would like to know what magical phone you're using that can stay charged for two weeks.
>>14985279
Probably some shitty old brick. My old blackberry tour could last a good couple of days on light usage.
>>14985289
Does your cell phone run on faggotry, because it probably could go through 2016...
>>14985349
Why so rustled?
OP you still here?
OP died. Move along, folks.
>>14985601
Can I have his phone?
>>14985627
Only if you go get it
watch out for the skellingtons
>>14984899
did you try screaming and listening for response? you should take walkie-talkies with you when you hike in caves
OP needs to drink water from licking the walls.
is OP alive?
>>14985786
See
>>14985780
He needs water
OP pls drink water ur dehydrated
OP pls drink ur dying
Why did OP go into the caverns anyway?!
OP pls ur bottle is empty ur gunna die
OP pls ur seeing things
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!
OP drink ur own pee please stay alive and watered
GUYS WE NEED TO WATER OP HES DYING
GUUUYYSS HES GUNNA GO UNLESS HE GETS WATER
b4 we give him water we need to find him
OP pls wake up we need u
>>14985944
He said he's in Pleasant View. The best we can do is for a nearby /x/ Anon to blow a huge hole in the ground to get him fresh water and air...
Ayy! Lmao!
We need OP to water guys hes guna turn into dry raisin if no
>>14985204
>Smartphones are grea
You poor, poor fool.
>>14985279
>8 hours
Fugg me. shitphone users are duped fools.
Guys seriusly we need to get him water now
OP this is not nappy time its sippy time
OP pls u need water
>>14985978
Well, find OP underground...
OP stop sleeping i know ur awake u need water
OP pls drink water or ull stay in the cave 4ever
OP dont cry ull lose water
Guys, I had to get up to get a drink of water. Did OP find water? Pls get him some!
Where is OP? Should I dig a hole in my backyard to find him? Is he under my house? He needs water! #WaterForOP
OP has no water guys we need to get him some unless he can lick the walls
>>14984899
OP find a cactus and bite it catus water good 4 u
OP is a drink out of water
OP pls water will get u leave of cave
>>14984899
hi guys i've been without internet for the last four days, what's going on with OP?
OP HAS DRANK TOO MUCH WATER STOP GIVING OP WATER OR HE'LL HYDRATE TOO MUCH
>>14984899
Has anyone else noticed that the light / mist makes multiple really fucking freaky faces???
Jesus fucking Christ.
Highlighted, but check out OP's OC so the red lines won't skew things.
Had to hack off the edge because file limit was to large. Sorry.
>>14986086
He has no water he needs water
>>14986095
but what the fuck is he doing there?
>>14986086
he lost, then he dry, then now too water
>>14986097
4 water
>>14986097
trying to find water
OP needs to be 70%+ water or he cannot left cave
Suspicious dog is gonna save OP, guys. Everything's gonna be allright.
>>14986090
Here's three more.
>>14986133
Dog is full of water OP can drink dog
Blood is having water in it? Op can licks his bloods mayb?
OP is sleep and need water
WATER
OP dont died u havent had water yet
OP can u sip?
Op if u find oceans dont drink or u wil die bcuz 2 slalty like France fry
OP don drink coke drink water
This board has been shit since /b/ invaded years ago. It's impossible to have a good thread now
>>14986203
Water you talking about?
>>14986203
Use the catalog if you think the front page is bad?! I like what I see though.
This just in: Leading scientists working on making water for OP
OP is life needs water
No more slep OP just water now
Captcha: ridicously smellty
OP needs to wake up and smell the water
>>14986215
Is there number I text to donate??
What is OP doing?
Answer us!
This is really scaring me
Everyone pray for OP
Respond to us please!
>>14986240
1-808-OPneedswaternow
Op pls I scare for u
Donot drink bottle water tho cuz platsic pollute earths
>>14986240
1-800-WATER-OP
>>14986258
OP is spooks w/out water
OP pls dont die u need water
Op can u sea the ochsin? Water is in oschens I htink
OPs phone is water so if we can water OP then OP live and leaf cave with water
Op if u r girll u can hav bra cup flitler thhe backteareeuh out of water
only if grilr tho
>>14986296
Op drink ur fone pls
op what if u masturbate and eat your own cum cum is like water but only different can hydrate
>>14986205
My sides
>>14986313
Op is in reel dragnger ur 'jokes " r not funee
>>14986313
Cum is not water OP needs water
>>14986328
not joke bear grylls did it u drink piss + cum = lives
OP plees stop not dranking water
OP find some hydrogens and some oxygens, you need to make water!
>>14985279
Your phone sucks, my Galaxy S4 lasts 16-18 hours in 2G with some GUI tweaks (for more blacks), minimum screen bright and battery saving mode and using it a lot.
My brother has a G2 and without using it (no calls, no text), stand by, taking a few pictures and 3G connected I haven't charged it in 5 days and still has battery.
OP might be using it in battery saving mode + plane mode and only activating 2g when he uses it.
where was u when op was kill
i was drinking water when pjorn rang
was moot
'op is kill'
'no'
>>14986370
OP is not kill he is juts Hungary for water
>>14986370
OP is sleep 4 water
>>14986364
OPs phone is water
OP pls dont kill u need water
>>14985255
Not everyone's using a chinese knockoff with triple A batteries sticked to the back of it
>>14986443
OP uses hydrogun fuel cells for fone battery
>>14985349
I won't lie I fucking lol'ed
OP pls stop dying u need to sip water
OP please don't die /x/ someone rescue him
bring morphine and extra soda me might hav broke legs
>>14986494
NO SODA, NO PISS
ONLY WATER
Water is archived for OP 2 drinks
http://4archive.org/x/thread/14984899
OP pls stay watered
OP pls stay focused 4 water
OP pls take the water so u can tell ur kids about ur wetventure
OP no stop losing water ull sleep harder
OP remember
420 blaze it faget
>>14986590
OP needs to 421 hydrate fgt
Ever1 keps saying op neds water, but did ne1 sotp 2 thikn that mayb water needs OP?
>>14986611
Wat a silly thot, OP needs water
>>14986590
/x/ is good tonight
Wot if OP iz water eve Thot abot that
But OP needs water
OP need underground spring of water or deth
que paso con op
aqui en mexico seguimos las noticias de op
queremos saber si todo esta bien
>>14988325
ariba ariba taco burrito
queso manana por que
>>14988325
>>14988330
OP cannot mexican he needs water
>>14988334
is he kill?
>>14988337
No OP is sleep 4 water
>>14988350
what does that even mean
>>14988355
OP needs water
>>14988386
How do you know he isn't dead?
>>14988401
OP needs water
OP pls dont sleep yet u need water
>>14988413
Everyone here is just plain retarded
>>14988467
Water down faggot
OP canut live withowt water help OP
Well, children, OP most likely was RPing, but if so, you probably blew the wind out of his sails. It doesn't really matter either way. At least it would be more entertaining than you parading dipshits repeating the same jokes over and over again and axing his thread.
>>14986364
>ur phone sucks
>has to do all kinds of stupid shit to it to make it 'last 16-18 hours'
flip phone master race
Someone should pull exif data on op's pics.
>>14985279
I had the old Blackberry Brick, and it really did last 2 weeks. It's only use was frequent calling / text messaging though, it was no modern smartphone.
OP needs water
OP pls drunk water ur thirsty
OP u preform ancient native american rain dance to get rain mayb3?
>>14985099
Nigger, do you even fucking LIGHT WAVES?
All of the alkali metals in the rocks around the cave will block the microwaves emitted by your cellular phone.
Vignette: We used to have to send out radio frequencies without knowing if they were being received while on combat patrols in Afghanistan because of all of rock compositions of the mountains that surrounded most of the valleys in Afghanistan- this was called "Transmitting in the blind."
Even long range AM radio waves require LOS (line of sight).
I'd imagine a cave would be 8193847197 times worse. Nice roleplay, faggot.
>>14990149
How do you explain the live pictures then faggit?!
OP just call upon the Greek god of the sea Aquaman and he will give you water.
>>14990173
If I share dis on faecbok will it get water to op?
OP cannot sip without water
OP pls drink the water
OP is dewaterdrated
OP needs H2O
OP is 2thirsty4water
I have to admit, I'm sort of bummed OP never finished his roleplay. Wanted to see how funny it would end up when the monster showed up.
gibe watr ploxx br hue br
>>14991421
nb4 OP meets water monster and slays it by sipping its life force.
What the fuck is going on in this thread i don't even...
>>14991625
not water thats's it
>>14991625
OP is poor bcus he has no water
Op sleep and dream about drinking water
>>14991789
If OP sleep then he no wake up cus he no water
>>14990173
OP's phone is water
OP needs water
Holy hell, this thread turned /b/ quickly.
OP needs water or deth
>>14992093
shut the fuck up you fucking idiot
>>14992104
But OP needs water
>>14990836
only if it gets 10 trillion likes.
Did he get some water or not?
Holy shit this thread is still up? I saw this yesterday. Is OP dead or what?
>>14993144
You need to take him some water.
guys im worried
i think op needs some water
OP? You need water, mate?
Usually takes a crane to get water
>>14991625
OP pls sip the water ur dying
>>14993144
OP is not dead he sleepy from dehighdratyon
PO pls on dey u ned woter
OP is water drink OP when OP is not noticing, OP
OP when is water not OP and phone water OP
>>14986342
>>>14986501
OP can drink his own piss but he needs to snakeskin it first. do u fgts even manvswild?
#waterforOP
#waterforOP
OP needs water nao
how do we get water to OP?
>>14993985
shutup we need to figure out how to get OP water
>>14993985
>>14993998
we need to throw water baloons into randum caves and yell "catch op!" with every one we throw then OP can water his water
OP here. Just got back home safe and sound and am brewing chamomile tea. After drinking only bat blood for 4 days, It's extremely refreshing.
Anyways. Thanks for caring about my well being and have a great day, /x/!
>>14993999
OP we know we you like water so we put water in your water so you can water while you hydrate ok OP
>>14994003
OP posted on x instead of googling the best way to get out of a cave not smart enough for drink bat blood.
OP STILL NEEDS WATER
#waterforOP
#waterforOP #OPneedswatertolive
#OP4water
>>14994003
#OP4food
>>14994142
OP doesn't need goddamn food OP needs goddamn water
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>14994171
shut up and get OP some water he's gonna die
Fucking fags hope ur entertaining yourselves fucking annoyig and dumb as shit
>>14994195
U want OP die? Get OP water
>>14994195
Is ppl like u hu let OPs die
>>14994195
Dude all of this is posted by one person.
Post yfw you found out there are only 3 people on /x/
#water4originalposter
>>14994271
>posted by one person
thats even dumber than dead ass OP refusing his water, god rest his dehydrated soul
>>14994271
definitly not just one person cus im
>>14993999
and
>>14993963
but none of the others so theres at least 2 of us
>>14994292
sorry forgot #OPneedswater #waterforOP
>>14994282
>>14994271
>>14994292
Im not OP, but i am about 3/4 of the water posts (including the first 5 water posts)
Can confirm OP needs water
>>14994412
i'm at least 1/4 of the water posts.
Can confirm that confirmation. OP is dehydrated.
>>14990149
>microwaves emitted by your cellular phone.
Did OP get water? I'm concerned.
is water the new ayy lmao?
>>14994624
ayy OP needs som fkn water
>>14994688
ayy water
so
did he get the water tho
Guys i m consern
did op get water lt or no/???????
OP needs water
>>14984899
what is supernatural about a cave? you are all faggots
>>14995587
The cave has no water OP needs water
.retaw rof PO
>gives water to OP
>>14997359
Its not that easy to give water to OP
OP needs water
>>14985265
>Guys I'm an alien satanist from the future!
>OMggg ayy lmao pls tell me more
>Guys my phone can remain 2 days without recharging
>People bring up spreadsheets about the average lifespan of a battery from reliable sources.
>>14997637
getting any signal at all in a cave in a remote location is more unnatural than anything/x/ usually gets off on.
>>14997637
>>14997688
Cellphone is water thats how
OP pls wake up we need you for the
World Cup
#waterforOP
OP pls drink ur dying
OP pls sip ur drying
OP i figured it out. u dont need water. water has no calories and ur gotta be pretty hungry by now. what u need is beer. hydrates u and u can live off of it for like a month before ur liver chokes u out.
#beerforOP
>>14997830
NO OP NEEDS WATER STOP SAYING SILLY THINGS
>>14997840
BEER IS JUST BETTER WATER AND OP WOULDNT BE BUTTMAD ABOUT BEING STUCK ON CAVE ANYMORE. U JUST MAD CUS IM GENIUS
#beerforOP
>>14997852
NO BECUS WATER IS GUD AND OP HAS ENERGY BARS ALREADY OP NEEDS WATER
#beerisnotforfaggots
>>14997856
Go home, you are drunk.
>>14997890
OP needs to go home 4 water
I went out for a piss. Did OP and water discuss the matter?
>>14998083
no OP is still thirsting away in that cave. i still think beer is a better option for OP then water tho
#beerforOP
#waterforOP #beerforOP #anykindofliquidforOP
SURE DO HOPE THAT OP GETS SUM WATER IN HIS BELLY DUN DRINK WATER 2 FAST OP GET CRAMPS OP JUST LIL BIT OKAY OP
op drowned
>>14985279
My phone with minimal usage it goes down about 15-20% a day, its a xperia z1, at auto-adjusted brightness etc.
somenigger pls mail him water
>>14998371
by the time mail gets there hell be ded OP needs water now gotta overnight that shit at least
#waterforOP
>>14998313
forgot to hastag ur post so it can go viral buddy
#cprforOP
h2OP
#OP4waterz
looks like /x/ really have no janitors, mods, whatever
>>14998453
OPmfg that was hilarious, ROPFLOL
>>14998602
it does sometimes, it's just that they try to make /x/ a mental illness hugbox, which just doesn't work, there is no way to separate trolls from habbeebers and skitzotards are incapable of feeling positive emotions in the first place.
